Greatest Story Ever Told
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Greatest Story Ever Told
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October 18th, 2009
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God damnit these huge YTMNDs always get their sound f-cked up... Hold on
October 18th, 2009
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Finally fixed all sync.
October 18th, 2009
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That was so worth the wait.
October 19th, 2009
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god damn it.
October 19th, 2009
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i dont get it, ima 5 it anyway
October 20th, 2009
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more like the Boringest Story Ever Told
August 25th, 2011
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D:
October 20th, 2009
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I cannot 5 this enough times, you are brilliant! PRAISE DR-L337!!
October 21st, 2009
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I once hated Dr. Leet. Now I respect the stupidity of the fad, and have grown to love it.
October 26th, 2009
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Fived out the ass!
October 18th, 2009
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69, dudes!
October 18th, 2009
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F*GS!
October 18th, 2009
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In L337 We Trust
October 18th, 2009
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December 20, 2012 got me
October 18th, 2009
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Makes more sense then the current plot of the 2012 movie.
October 18th, 2009
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...ok, the only thing that makes LESS sense than the plot of the 2012 movie, is "Project Bluebeams" Holographic Jesus. I never understood why people buy into this NWO stuff. I mean doing so would be admitting you believe that literally the entire government consists of tactical geniuses who are capable of fooling the entire world and secretly hiding this coming NWO plan, yet Bush can choke on a bagel and in half an hour the entire world knows.
October 18th, 2009
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Bluebeam is probably complete nonsense, but the push for a NWO isn't. Bush is not the big wig of anything. In fact, on 9-11 there may well have been an attempt to assassinate him. Surely you would believe Dick Cheney evil and diabolical enough to plan something.
October 18th, 2009
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They don't hide it most oft he MTown, they come right out and say it. And no, not all of them are involved, some are puppeted unknowlingly, some know and are intimidated into keeping their mouth shut, and alot of them are outright blatantly involved. And yes, they have fooled the entire world. Well, programmed them anyway through mainstream media, hollywood, and the music industry. You can't stop subliminal programming unless you turn off your TV & radio and throw it away, and stop looking at any sites that
October 18th, 2009
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that are involved with those things, and stop looking at sites that have banner ads, then you stand a chance at least. And you DEFINATELY can't stop something when you refuse to acknowledge it's exsistence, and refuse to look at the things going on aroud you, and refuse to research the problem and look into it and educate yourself in it. Ignorance is bliss though, they've programmed you to say, "That's CUH-RRAAAZZZZYYYY!!!! Only nutjob wacko insane people look into, talk about, or even suggest that sh*t!
October 18th, 2009
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And I'm not one of those! So I shouldn't do any of those things either, cause I'm not a nutjob, and only wacko nutjobs with no life do that!". So in effect you never even bother looking into it for more than 5 to 15 minutes. One thing connects to a web of 50 other things that all work together interconnected. It sounds crazy until you start to dig in deeper. Anyway, right now they've got you where they want you. =| Wish I could help you take off the blindfold, but you can only lead a horse to water..
October 18th, 2009
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what never seems to be evident in all of these NWO conspiracies is Why exactly they want a single government world to begin with.
October 18th, 2009
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Saying there is evidence of governments pushing for a NWO is one thing, but saying they are doing it through things like Bluebeam, HAARP, and "Chemtrails" is completely ridiculous. I guess there are two kinds of conspiracy theorists; The kind that say "Hey, the government is up to something", and the kind that say, "The government is attempting to use chemtrails to increase the levels of barium in people's bloodstream so they can mind-control everybody using HAARP. One might by right but the other is nuts
October 18th, 2009
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Besides, this whole NWO thing seems pretty sketchy to me. I mean do you really think that countries like Russia, China, and Korea are just going to jump on the NWO bandwagon? The instant half the world's nations unite into one, nukes are going to fly. Vishnu: 911 was a plot to assassinate bush? How the hell do you come to that conclusion? If they wanted to kill him, there could have been a rigged "equipment malfunction" on that plane he landed on the aircraft carrier, crashing it and killing him.
October 18th, 2009
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Owntmeal: Oh I have looked up some stuff about the NWO. Most of the "facts" come from sketchy sources or are taken out of context. Chemtrails are easily explained by freshman year physics, HAARP is ridiculously less powerful than people claim it is. And what does the NWO attempting to accomplish? Control of the entire world? What does that even mean? Once they gain control, are they going to make everybody slaves or something? Or is nothing going to change? In the US, people riot in the streets
October 18th, 2009
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(continued) when their hometown football team wins. Do you really think that the heavily armed population of this nation is going to stand around if all our freedoms are taken away? Our army is having enough trouble fighting the war in middle east, how do you think they could stand up to the entire US population? Most inter-city communities already hate the police, what do you think will happen when the army gets sent to patrol the cities? There would be drivebys and guerrilla warefare all over the place
October 18th, 2009
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And anyway, most soldiers fight for their country, which stands for freedom. If freedom gets taken away and all countries merge into one, what would be the point? And don't you think the brilliant leaders of the NWO would realize this? It just doesn't make any sense to me. Sure, some high-ranking people might be a part of some secret societies and everything, but you know what? Secret societies are just a method of making you feel special and setting you apart from the rest of the crowd.
October 18th, 2009
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It doesn't mean they are plotting evil schemes at all of their meetings So back onto your topic, i HAVE looked into stuff about the NWO and conspiracies, and I can honestly say that I have not found any of them to make any sense (except maybe the JFK assassination). Maybe you're right and I've already been brainwashed. Or maybe I'm just being rational and you're being eccentric, trying to feel cool by sticking it to the man and believing any tiny splinter of evidence, while dismissing everything against it
October 18th, 2009
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Uncircumsised: If the government was REALLY trying to implant the idea that aliens are real, then all they would have to do is stick some funky lights on a weather balloon or plane, wait until everybody makes a big deal about it being a UFO, and then announce "We were able to track the object in question. It eventually left the earth's atmosphere and headed towards the moon. This is very bad." It would instantly be believed. Getting random people to testify on the Discovery Channel is not the way to go
October 18th, 2009
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Jooz did 9/11
October 18th, 2009
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Hamjam2: Exactly. So the richest and most powerful people in the world are trying to unite all nations so they can... become more rich and powerful? And how have they convinced everybody else to go along with this? If some rich famous guy came up to me and said, "hey, I'm trying to become more rich and famous by fooling the entire nation. Want to help? Oh by the way, afterward all your rights and freedoms might get taken away". I'd tell the guy to f*ck off. So EVERYBODY in the gov. is ok with this?
October 18th, 2009
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You people are all crazy.
October 23rd, 2009
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i agree with mtown
October 18th, 2009
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I did not see that coming.
October 18th, 2009
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Hey Max can I have some free stuff?
October 18th, 2009
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LOL
October 18th, 2009
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Sure you did, its all over your face. Now go get a towel.
October 18th, 2009
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hey max can i be pink?
October 18th, 2009
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What the f*ck!?!??!?? A MAX SIGHTING!!!!!
October 18th, 2009
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HI, MAX!
October 18th, 2009
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lickitwellhiern is koenanthe 'weak troll' barbarian from orlando florida.
October 18th, 2009
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<--Winter Garden, sucka!
January 30th, 2010
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I was expecting Denzel Washington...
October 18th, 2009
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I'll just leave this here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUKN0ERMQQ&fmt=18 About the phenomenon you are talking about, but from a News Cast's point of view when it happens. Audio ain't the best, but it looks great.
October 18th, 2009
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i also gave up twice but persevered for fadtastic rewards.
October 18th, 2009
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That was golden.
October 18th, 2009
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Dr.L337 for president 2012.
October 18th, 2009
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i love how you took the "if a butterfly farts on one side of the world we have a hurricane on the other a.k.a. chaos theory" and just blew our f*cking minds with it. B&T and Matrix style.
October 18th, 2009
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Epic finish. (Thats what she said)
October 18th, 2009
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F*cking... epic.
October 18th, 2009
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did Mr. Ross survive?
October 18th, 2009
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hahahaha ok well worth the wait sir
October 18th, 2009
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I don't even like the fad, but the work that went into this setup is still 5-worthy.
October 18th, 2009
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Annnd, we're ressurecting the doctor!
October 18th, 2009
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Didn't see the end coming at all. Well done good Sir.
October 18th, 2009
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The genetic variation of the population would become so small that a huge percentage of Dr-L337's grandkids would be severely retarded.
October 19th, 2009
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congrats, you learned about the bottleneck effect and put it to good...err you put it to use. Illiteracy? what does that word even mean?
October 18th, 2009
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F*cking long as sh*t and unnecessarily so. Still you get a high rating for accurate scientific analysis.
October 18th, 2009
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It was very long, I do acknowledge it. But its length did serve many purposes. A general principal of bad DR-L337 sites is that the more time and interested invested into the site the more the L337 payoff will be. That is why I bring pop culture icons, zany scientific data, and bad Waffle jokes and bring them together so that it stretches your patience while intriguing the largest amount of people. Also, it was 4AM and I was delirious. iSoz
October 18th, 2009
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i cant believe i sat through the entire f*cking thing
October 18th, 2009
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this
October 18th, 2009
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is
October 18th, 2009
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SPARTA
October 18th, 2009
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C-C-C-C
October 19th, 2009
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COMBO
October 20th, 2009
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BREAKER!!!!!
October 20th, 2009
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horse dick
October 23rd, 2009
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N*gg*r
October 18th, 2009
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how many of my life's minutes have been wasted on Dr.L337? More now.
October 18th, 2009
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RATED PG-13
October 18th, 2009
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Okay, so I got bored after you went into the planetary stuff. I gave it a three and bailed out. I read through the comments and saw Dr-L337 is involved so I downloaded the gif to finish it (I can't bring myself to watch it again) then I changed my vote to a five.
October 18th, 2009
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5'd and fav'd, totally worth the wait
October 18th, 2009
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I was thinking Lando was coming... But I was pleasantly surprised.
October 18th, 2009
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If this is how it ends... my friends... then it was a good day to die.
October 18th, 2009
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better than I expected
October 18th, 2009
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when i saw the 'one man' thing, i knew it was gonna be leet.... it'd get my stamp of approval if it didn't have him :(
October 18th, 2009
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Was expecting lando, was pleasantly surprised.
October 18th, 2009
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Hey I saw that show and the dog didn't talk
October 18th, 2009
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OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LANDO LOL
October 18th, 2009
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i watched that whole thing. congratulations.
October 18th, 2009
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Epically entertaining.
October 18th, 2009
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Dumb as sh*t.
October 18th, 2009
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I totally didn't see L337 coming at all. Also, I didn't know you could overdose on semen
October 18th, 2009
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No, that's what I'm saying, I've taken in plenty of it and I'm still here.
October 19th, 2009
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tHAT's Usually how Overdos on Semen occurs.. Not seeing L337 Coming!
October 18th, 2009
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Amazing f*cking payoff. GG, nextmap.
October 18th, 2009
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Dr 1337... I actually did not expect that sh*t. F*ck that.
October 18th, 2009
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I was so ready to 1 the f*ck out of this.
October 18th, 2009
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hahaha waesome
October 18th, 2009
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Watched the entire thing, really really well made.
October 18th, 2009
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I f*cking knew it.
October 18th, 2009
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God.... DAMN IT.
October 18th, 2009
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I used to hate him, but Dr.L337 is the man.
October 18th, 2009
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One of the best Armageddons, ever.
October 18th, 2009
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I like the part about dane cook and seamen
October 18th, 2009
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Dr. L337 will never die.
October 18th, 2009
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Only thing that sucks about this is that I won't get to see the Doctor at work. I only pray for another dimensional realm where I'm concious enough to witness the massive orgies performed for decades after. I'd be the one who would sketch the rendering for the statue paying homage to the Doctor after he does from a heart-attack after finally giving birth to the first male in 43 years. Can't wait.
October 18th, 2009
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All that effort, all the epic buildup, destroyed by bringing one of the worst fads of all time...at the very end.
October 18th, 2009
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I don't have time to read all this sh*t.
October 18th, 2009
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oh dammit... that was stupid... i had to watch the whole thing didn't I?
October 18th, 2009
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Goodbye Glenn Beck :( http://ripglennbeck.ytmnd.com
October 19th, 2009
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I kept wanting to close it, but I'm glad I hung in there.
October 19th, 2009
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more like LONGEST story ever BORED. boxoffice poison.
October 19th, 2009
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YES!
October 19th, 2009
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tl;dw
October 19th, 2009
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he's done before lunch
October 19th, 2009
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I normally don't like Dr. L337 sites, but this one was well done.
October 19th, 2009
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Amazing. 10/10. Well d--Perfect.
October 19th, 2009
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^ what he said
October 19th, 2009
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dr leet fad is one of the stupidest fads ever on ytmnd. epic fail. enjoy your sh*tty star.
October 19th, 2009
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what is this I don't even... You sly bastard...
October 19th, 2009
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What does Dr. L337, M.D. know that prevents him from becoming sterile?
October 19th, 2009
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And I thought THIS was the greatest story ever told: http://omgwtfricki.ytmnd.com/
October 19th, 2009
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That's actually just the Asian version of the exact same story. As for DR-L337... if I knew that we would all be getting laid.
October 19th, 2009
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I was getting really depressed, but the end surprised me enough to 5 this. Nice job bringing the wrath of L337 back.
October 19th, 2009
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That ending was hysterical. Worth watching solely for that.
October 19th, 2009
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Damn. God damn.
October 19th, 2009
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Oh my.. My dear... My DR... DR-L337. 6/5
October 20th, 2009
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At the beginning it was 1 then a 5 then 2012 made it a 1 again and DR L337 made it a 10
October 20th, 2009
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F*CK DR-L337 >_<
October 20th, 2009
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YES!!! When the music came on I was so happy! Go Dr L337!!
October 20th, 2009
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I want my five minutes back.
October 20th, 2009
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yawn
October 20th, 2009
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i laughed so hard that it hert
October 20th, 2009
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"L33T: The Last MAN" Though, I was half expecting Billy V. Koen.
October 21st, 2009
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I had no idea where the f*ck that was going... but I was pleasantly surprised.
October 21st, 2009
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Needs more Lando.
October 21st, 2009
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DR LEEEEET
October 21st, 2009
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I... Love You
October 21st, 2009
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Well done. I'm actually glad Chuck Norris wasn't spammed on this one.
October 22nd, 2009
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5'd for best use of Dr. L337 ever
October 22nd, 2009
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What song is that? (muse)
October 22nd, 2009
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Citizen Erased - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiHUKVoYbdc
October 22nd, 2009
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I used to hate Dr L337, and still do, and if he's the only surviving male on the planet I'm glad I die. 5ed for Dane Cook dying as well.
October 22nd, 2009
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Name a hospital in Cambridge that's 16 miles from MIT. You can't.
October 22nd, 2009
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im from MA and i say umass boston campus.
October 22nd, 2009
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Haha Its not real anyways. Sorry to shatter your world.
October 23rd, 2009
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MIT is real.
October 22nd, 2009
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First epic YTMND I've seen in a while.
October 22nd, 2009
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That was amazing.
October 22nd, 2009
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Down voted harder than anything I have ever down voted.
October 23rd, 2009
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f*ggy short film, TLDNW
October 23rd, 2009
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I expected Lando.
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I feel bad for anyone who doesn't watch to the end. It's really lame for most of it but I'm glad I stuck with it. As soon as the Muse cut in, it just kept getting better.
October 24th, 2009
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I watched the whole thing, and it was L337!
October 25th, 2009
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I knew it the second I heard the music, you magnificent bastard
October 26th, 2009
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...and semen.
October 26th, 2009
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Epic.
October 26th, 2009
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This is really really really good!
October 26th, 2009
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couldn't get past the second frame. picture sound text, dude
October 26th, 2009
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cool story bro
October 27th, 2009
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epic gif. now i have a new blog signature.
October 27th, 2009
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2 stars for the first 80% of this YTMND. 90000000000000 stars for the final 20%. The weighted average yields roughly 5 stars.
October 31st, 2009
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epically epic
November 4th, 2009
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I hope those damned apples aren't giving you any more trouble; hopefully you're like me in that you get some of your best thinking done on the john. YTMND, Indeed.
November 4th, 2009
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You're a kindly gentleman. Thanks for your sentiments. XOXO
December 12th, 2009
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are you sure you wanna delete this?
December 27th, 2009
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I failed to foresee what was going to arrive.