A moment in time
Created on: May 5th, 2011
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A fat boy waxes philosophical before losing his left testicle.

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?look at that hat... by rayro

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Almost sounds like charlie sheen.
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I wish I had a hat like that...I would do great thingssss....
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exactly
May 5th, 2011
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Look at that hat.
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you should have titled it "look at this 1/4-assed attempt at a 'look at that hat' demented clone."

it's not even animated. the site maker could have found some little creative way to make it interesting. yet the site maker did not. the site maker gets the prize for hangyest foreskin on a tiny fatman's blue-from-the-cold cock. it is black at the tip and is littered with scars and rock-hard pimples. it has never been inside a mouth. it has penetrated one pussy and it came before it could pull back from the first thrust.

i would have made "look at that cock," with a chubby boy unsheathing and re-sheathing his foreskin as he directly faces the camera. i might slow down the footage. i might use that teenage-existential-crisis song from American Beauty, speeding it up a touch, throwing in some severe static, rendering the song nearly unidentifiable. i might narrate with my own voice and i'd see how fast i can make myself talk, eventually losing control into free form rambling, then gibberish, then the noise i make when i stand in the shower and cum with four fingers in my ass. the whole thing would be so manic as to instantly induce anxiety attacks in all you homophobic pieces of uncultured precums.

[i]YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET-AS-CORN-POOP TORTURED NIPPLES ON THIS[/i]

this site maker is lucky to have received a three star vote from [b]ME[/b],

[b]ME[/b] the most intelligent user left on YTMND
[b]ME[/b] the funniest user left on YTMND
[b]ME[/b] the best looking person any of you will ever interact with, on and off the internet
[b]ME[/b] a shining, solid silver railroad spike in a bucket of broken, rusty nails
[b]ME[/b] a friend who will never have you
[b]ME[/b] a person your parents, nay, your grandparents look up to
[b]ME[/b] lickitwellhiem

[i]me[/i]
[i]lickitwellhiem[/i]
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May 6th, 2011
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I have to take a shit.
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I think I make sites out of a subconscious desire to read lickitwellhiem comments.
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look at that cock.
May 6th, 2011
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Commence downvoting lickit's typical bullshit.
May 7th, 2011
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I have to disagree, but you'll have to guess on what it is a I disagree with. Hint: at least 2 of those "ME" statements.
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"i would have made "look at that cock," with a chubby boy unsheathing and re-sheathing his foreskin as he directly faces the camera" I'd make sure that stayed on the sponsored list for the next year.
May 6th, 2011
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that... is a nice bike
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For such high production values the bike concept didn't match up. Would have been better if you'd photo-shopped a bullet in place of the popes hat and impromptu'd over that or something.
May 6th, 2011
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bravo
May 6th, 2011
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rofl
May 6th, 2011
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4'd for the decent homage. [i] I could eat cereal out of that bike.[/i]
May 6th, 2011
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mind you it's the infrequent appearance of the formula that makes it decent
May 6th, 2011
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also shoulda be a 2 pic .gif going between the long shot and a closeup of the kid's face. would sell it.
May 7th, 2011
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I second all three of these comments.
May 7th, 2011
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Also notice how much information they contain with just a few, choice words. Now compare and contrast with lickitwellhiem's ramblings above, which can only be described as some sort of stream of consciousness.

Lesson? Quality > Quantity
May 6th, 2011
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seriously?
May 6th, 2011
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dont listen to haters, i liked it. i miss the old ytmnds that just had pictures. and i loved how the audio included everything i was thinking as i was looking at the picture.
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can't watch it because it sounds like something I wouldn't want to watch :(
May 7th, 2011
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Someone has a career in voice over acting.
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I was hoping this was going to be a Firewalker site.
May 8th, 2011
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Well since I seen this when I was lurking, logged off and liked it luckily I can vote on it, at this point I can not view it right now because it is trying to pull an ad on me, yet it won't load, hence I can not view the site now, which I thought if you were logged in there were no more ads, so I'll just blind five this even though I have already seen it, previous to this moment in time.
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If i just close my eyes and think happy thoughts maybe this site will get over 4 stars....

IT WORKED.
May 8th, 2011
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Damn, what a voice
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Everytime my faith in YTMND is shaken sites like this some along.
May 9th, 2011
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I liked it!
Is that your voice? If that is so, you have a very beautiful voice. I always try to imagine how a man looks like when I can only hear his voice. But I will keep any description to myself. I think you look beautiful.
May 9th, 2011
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6 for NEDM after 20 minutes
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This is an absolute masterpiece.
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lol this is getting hits from the nigga stole my bike forums
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lmfao, that forum actually is about biking!!! North Shore Mountain Biking. I seriously had not looked at that page until after posting the above comment
May 10th, 2011
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