Seagal plays laser tag
Created on: June 13th, 2011
Seagal plays laser tag
Sometimes a man has to shoot some kids in the face to get answers

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June 13th, 2011
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Hi Max!
June 13th, 2011
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and we all know which kid was the target..
June 14th, 2011
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what? which kid? i guess i missed the site's actual joke.
June 14th, 2011
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you should study to gain knowledge, it would be good for you don't you think?
June 13th, 2011
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Shooting kids! now THAT'S FUNNY!
June 13th, 2011
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StevenSeagull KidKiller
June 13th, 2011
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"Seagal plays laser tag" makes no sense as a title. he's not playing laser tag, that's not what laser tag is. Seagal is fooling around with a laser pointer, and we can assume it's supposed to be funny because this laser pointer is attached to a dangerous weapon.

a more appropriate title might be "Mr. Seagal is a very strict teacher," or "Seagal takes no crap from his students," or you could even flip Seagal's role and make it "Delinquent Seagal Fools with a Laser Pointer During Class."

also, you used the lamest kind of empty-punchline title that tells you exactly what you're about to see. it's like if a stand up comedian told a joke/story with no comedic timing what-so-ever, then directed everyone's attention to a monitor then said "and now, here's what happened."
the formula is:
[i]empty punchline; video version of the joke[/i]
June 13th, 2011
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it obviously went over your head
June 13th, 2011
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it's okay, you didn't understand my comment.

[i]it's okay[/i]
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June 13th, 2011
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Still, great edits.
June 13th, 2011
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And that's why they had to recast Kindergarten Cop.
June 13th, 2011
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Woulda like to see some kids head asplode
June 13th, 2011
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DERE EEZE NO BATHROOM!!
June 13th, 2011
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sylvester stallone wasn't in robocop
June 14th, 2011
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I always thought seagal was shit.
June 14th, 2011
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H-ELLO! http://horacegrant.ytmnd.com/
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June 14th, 2011
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lol
June 18th, 2011
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"Who's your daddy and what does he d-" *SPLODE!*
June 19th, 2011
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TAKE DA SHOT! DO IT NOW! I thought the title said Laser Fag.