After the first "Knock Knock" joke......
Created on: September 28th, 2011
This site is my response to the Umfuld quote "But I never thought "What fad can I add to that that will be popular?" Because he thought of the joke; it's his choice. The joke is done. Move on." Because I don't think the first version of anything should be the final one.
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partial list of "knock knock" jokes here:
kkkasablanca.ytmnsfw.com
remembercake.ytmnd.com
rememberwitchding.ytmnd.com
lolcasablanca.ytmnd.com
youmustgiveanal.ytmnd.com
itsamehumphreybogart.ytmnd.com
ymrta.ytmnd.com
aBizIsJustaBiz.ytmnd.com
marioremembers.ytmnd.com
casablanca.ytmnd.com
dansonremembers.ytmnd.com
vaderblanca.ytmnd.com
kkkasablanca.ytmnsfw.com
remembercake.ytmnd.com
rememberwitchding.ytmnd.com
lolcasablanca.ytmnd.com
youmustgiveanal.ytmnd.com
itsamehumphreybogart.ytmnd.com
ymrta.ytmnd.com
aBizIsJustaBiz.ytmnd.com
marioremembers.ytmnd.com
casablanca.ytmnd.com
dansonremembers.ytmnd.com
vaderblanca.ytmnd.com
Just looking at it objectively; if I take 90 seconds to formulate a thought and relate it somewhere on this website it just blows your minds. I read a letter Mark Vonnegut wrote about his father Kurt to the Boston Globe and he talked about his father's ability to express thoughts in a unique way which forced people to think . I guess I have that too.
Personally, I just think you're morons and that I'm not doing anything special. But I guess to you it is special.
Personally, I just think you're morons and that I'm not doing anything special. But I guess to you it is special.
yes and more I guess express unique thoughts. for instance, consider;
The average IQ is 100. So if you have an IQ well above average, say 140 - not even genius level, that means the average person is 40 points lower than you.
Now, consider someone with an IQ of 60. That's considered retardation. Yet it's the same difference between a person of average IQ and a retarded person as it is for someone with an IQ of 140 and an average person with an IQ of 100.
What I'm saying is, to me, you actually seem retarded. The half dozen people here who reply to every comment I make seem severely retarded to me. You're one of the smarter ones. But even so you seem retarded to me.
This is what I mean. With all the rage and crap you feel toward me I'm sure this has never occurred to you. Partly because your ego can't except it. Partly because you're incapable of that level of empathy for internet people you encounter in this environment. But mostly because you're a retarded douche.
And certainly I know you'll never admit to it but maybe someday, down the road, when you're raging at your computer monitor halfway convinced that inanimate object is me, you're remember what I've said here and feel a little sympathy for your old friend Umsy.
Or not. I've forgotten what I was talking about.
The average IQ is 100. So if you have an IQ well above average, say 140 - not even genius level, that means the average person is 40 points lower than you.
Now, consider someone with an IQ of 60. That's considered retardation. Yet it's the same difference between a person of average IQ and a retarded person as it is for someone with an IQ of 140 and an average person with an IQ of 100.
What I'm saying is, to me, you actually seem retarded. The half dozen people here who reply to every comment I make seem severely retarded to me. You're one of the smarter ones. But even so you seem retarded to me.
This is what I mean. With all the rage and crap you feel toward me I'm sure this has never occurred to you. Partly because your ego can't except it. Partly because you're incapable of that level of empathy for internet people you encounter in this environment. But mostly because you're a retarded douche.
And certainly I know you'll never admit to it but maybe someday, down the road, when you're raging at your computer monitor halfway convinced that inanimate object is me, you're remember what I've said here and feel a little sympathy for your old friend Umsy.
Or not. I've forgotten what I was talking about.
Oh yeah, I forgot to belittle this failed juvenile attempt to pwn me;
Have you actually laughed at a knock knock joke since you turned 7 years of age? Really? Knock knock jokes? My god.
Also if I may point out the glaring flaw in your comparison; each knock knock joke has a different punch line. A different joke. Same set up. Same premise. But a different joke.
You have not made a new joke here. It's the same joke I made four years ago. You didn't add anything new. Different song but same joke.
This is what I mean about people seeming retarded to me. Because you actually thought you were making a valid point here and wanted people to like come, and see your point. But you're completely wrong and I assume still completely oblivious to how wrong.
You did however teach me a valuable lesson about a group of idiots' power to kill a website seeing as this so-so joke I made is now being featured 4 years later.
Have you actually laughed at a knock knock joke since you turned 7 years of age? Really? Knock knock jokes? My god.
Also if I may point out the glaring flaw in your comparison; each knock knock joke has a different punch line. A different joke. Same set up. Same premise. But a different joke.
You have not made a new joke here. It's the same joke I made four years ago. You didn't add anything new. Different song but same joke.
This is what I mean about people seeming retarded to me. Because you actually thought you were making a valid point here and wanted people to like come, and see your point. But you're completely wrong and I assume still completely oblivious to how wrong.
You did however teach me a valuable lesson about a group of idiots' power to kill a website seeing as this so-so joke I made is now being featured 4 years later.
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