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99 McDonald's, because the bitch ate 1


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December 14th, 2011
if i vote first and comment it will affect the site's overall rating, due to a handful of obsessed queers looking at the site profile before going back and voting.
December 14th, 2011
By 8:40 PM, Panera Bread is really winding down, and the whole gang really starts to let loose! Justin was mopping the floor, when Becky came by and dumped more soap in his mop bucket.
"You might need this," said Becky. "This place really needs a [i][b][u]clean-up!!![/i][/b][/u]"
I couldn't believe it! Becky!
Justin didn't know [i][b]what[/i][/b] to say!! Until he said to Becky, "Ha ha! [i][b][u]Becky!!![/i][/b][/u]"
Just then, Alex walked out from the back and into the cash register area.
"What's going on here, guys?" Alex said angrily. Alex is the grumpy boss.
"[i][b][u]Nothing!!![/i][/b][/u]" Replied Justin and Becky at the same time. Justin! Becky!
Alex is a grad student, and a mean graduate student at that! He's always making really quick trips to the bathroom, and when he comes back out he is even angrier than when he went in. It's amazing!
"Becky!" said Alex, "Why don't you do [i][u]a better job at work?[/i][/u]" asked Alex?
Becky thought for a moment before replying, and I could tell this was going to be a smart one.
"Because I would do a better job, Alex, but [i][b][u]there's just not enough soap to clean this place up!!![/i][/b][/u]"
Justin, Becky, and I [i][u]roared[/i][/u] with laughter! Even Alex smiled a little bit!
"[i][b][u]BECKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]" Explained Alex, "If you do not shape up, you are [i][b][u]OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]"
I was so scared! I had no idea what was going to happen next! How much pubic hair did Becky have in her pants, and was Justin circumcised?
Sorry, you'll have to wait to find out, Diary!
December 14th, 2011
i'm sending you a PM that will say read my comment story.
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December 16th, 2011
you have the makings of a spree-killer
December 15th, 2011
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December 16th, 2011
hmm, now this is an interesting piece. note his use of the penis.