Jeff Goldblum watches you masturbate
Created on: January 18th, 2012
Jeff Goldblum watches you masturbate
It's unlike anything before

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January 18th, 2012
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you have a history of knowing how to make good YTMNDs
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(but maybe the musical choice should have something a little more disturbing)
January 19th, 2012
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i found that it made the experience more breathtaking. like it was life changing or something

or i'm insane.
January 20th, 2012
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I would be honoured if Jeff Goldblum wanted to watch me choke my chicken

Also, very slick audio loop.
January 18th, 2012
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This is much better than being afraid my dead grandmother is outside that window watching me.
January 18th, 2012
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Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right?
January 18th, 2012
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TRONVOTED!!!
January 18th, 2012
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YTMND? YTMND USERS ARE CURRENTLY ON A CAMPAIGN TO SAVE

...THE INTERNET!!

THE ONE AND ONLY OFFICIAL SERVER FOR THE YTMND COMMUNITY!!
...AND NOW IT HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN!

SIGN THE PETITION! WE NEED 100,000,000 USERS! THE INTERNET IS THE FUTURE FOR USER INTERACTIVITY (SINCE GAMBLY AND SPY IS GONE!)
http://americancensorship.org/
(use a fake email if you have to!)

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND CONTACT YOUR STATE REPRESENTATIVE THAT YOU WANT THE INTERNET SO YOU CAN PLAY MINECRAFT.YTMND.NET ON IT AGAIN!

COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE IN COMMENT BOXES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
January 18th, 2012
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And then... I got in.
January 18th, 2012
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i was seriously afraid that you recorded yourself masturbating for the audio

but i clicked on it anyway
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I tried jerking off to this YTMND tonite. Doing something so wrong, yet it felt so right
January 19th, 2012
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glad to see you posting again!
January 19th, 2012
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what a great joke 5 years ago. it would actually have been less funny then. it's funnier now because you actually made it and uploaded it in 2012. you actually did that.
January 19th, 2012
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I'm glad somebody else thinks its cool too. I have a good time when I masturbate, you can count on that!
January 20th, 2012
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Go ahead, Jeff.

Pull those down and join me.
January 20th, 2012
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Goldblum is the top scientist in his field.
January 21st, 2012
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.... as I watch back.....
January 22nd, 2012
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Blum!
January 25th, 2012
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I somehow feel more secure.
February 2nd, 2012
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dumb and sucks. didnt watch your site,
February 7th, 2012
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Jeff Goldblum watches you fill out your tax form.