Requiem for a Phil
Created on: July 2nd, 2012
Requiem for a Phil
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July 2nd, 2012
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tiny onions
July 2nd, 2012
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Street code for pills.
July 2nd, 2012
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OHMYGOD
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January 5th, 2014
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in the wine
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MASHED POTATOES, GRRRAVY, AND CRAYON BARRY SAUCE. WOOO OOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO
July 2nd, 2012
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:D
July 2nd, 2012
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Glad you enjoyed it!
July 2nd, 2012
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it gets better towards the end. uhhh, oh mi gawhhd.. uhhh.
July 2nd, 2012
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Thank you!
July 2nd, 2012
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frustratingly close to great
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yeah, seconded.
takes a little while to really get going
July 2nd, 2012
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Should I abridge the audio in the beginning by a little bit?
July 2nd, 2012
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guess either/or. either less wait or bigger payout.

ass to ass.
July 2nd, 2012
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Well I did make the edit. There's less wait. Thanks for the advice.
July 2nd, 2012
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ASS TO ASS
July 2nd, 2012
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butter drenched dressing
July 2nd, 2012
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Oh! The first 1 star is in! And we all know who that was... *drumroll*
July 2nd, 2012
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Well, it's been all day and he hasn't posted a comment with his 1, so I'll go ahead and just leave the comment for him anyways.

Umfuld, I'd like to mention how you criticized me for not being able to make a site that gets a high rating. Well, using accounts to display blatant troll behavior causing max to add my alts to the deletion queue ensuring I could not use them to upvote anything at all and it seems helped in getting him active (although I think was mostly farkle that did that) like intended. Then I created this site, which has been on up and coming all day and has maintained a good rating without me using a single alt or telling anyone to "vote five".

But more importantly, I'd like to mention how at the beginning of 2011, if you remember, I came online and sent you among others messages stating my desire to set aside the whole "troll wars" thing for the better of YTMND.

You ignored it.

So now I'll propose the message again: maybe ease off a bit bud, calm down and try to enjoy YTMND again? People wouldn't cheat on you if you weren't so uptight all the time. If you want to stop all this nonsense, I'll stop all this nonsense as well.
July 2nd, 2012
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[i]"you criticized me for not being able to make a site that gets a high rating"[/i]

I believe what I was saying was that my sites have been more popular than yours over the many years we've been YTMNDers. Even a full two days later, that's still true. ::shrugs::

[i]"I created this site, which has been on up and coming all day and has maintained a good rating without me using a single alt or telling anyone to 'vote five'"[/i]

I'm not sure that not voting on your own submission is actually something you get to brag about. It's good that you didn't but you don't get points for that. That just brings you to normal.

As far as the site being on UnC for half a day - that's swell! But it's maybe not as epic as you think. Just about every site jimmm posts has around a 4.70 rating after 30 votes yet many of them wind up off the front page by the end of 4 days. You know - after enough legitimate voters rate it to counter the fake votes.

Speaking of which, let's see who has rated this site highly...
July 2nd, 2012
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Heh, well while I've never challenged your pre-2011 sites' popularity (especially that great DeNiro site), the popularity isn't quite my point.

See, my problem is just with the equation of site quality = default respect for user. This is the trait that has made you as an individual unpopular amongst many users and this is what has stirred up controversy.

And I didn't vote on this site at all. I can't do anything on any alts. Max put them in the deletion queue...I'm pretty sure I already mentioned that. As far as I know the only person who voted twice was DaveTheRave with his HighDefinition account and I had not at all requested that, in fact I would have preferred greatly he had not done so as to not give off an appearance of artificial voting.

Anyways, you going to answer the actual question or not? It's really simple.
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http://goodnig.ytmnd.com/
July 2nd, 2012
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[b]lacrossestar83[/b] - isn't he your best YTMND buddy? Okay then you don't get to brag about getting a 5 from him. Fair enough?
[b]Nyeusigrube[/b] - she's friends with you and lax, right? Let's check out her voting history --- Gosh, the only site she hasn't 5'd in the past 2 months was one of mine. Okay, you don't get to brag about that one either.
[b]DaveTheRave[/b] - Dave voted on your site at least 3 times for a rating of 4.33 - actually lower than its current score. Hey - that's one for you buddy! You might want to take that up with Dave and ask why he did that. Doesn't seem fair.
[b]jimmm[/b] - obviously his ratings don't mean anything
[b]prairiedogeric10[/b] - http://bit.ly/HTF5a9
[b]mcearlgrey[/b] - I don't have any reason to doubt he honestly liked your site. But, he has made a dozen or so seperate flame posts aimed at me in the past week so, who knows?
As far as my vote, I'm pretty consistent in my downvoting of anything Will Smith related. Not a fan.

Anyway, that's just from people who have commented. I don't know about the rest. But hey, I wish you luck on your site. But maybe try to keep it in perspective.
July 3rd, 2012
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huh?
July 3rd, 2012
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Nah, Lax is just someone I know from YTMND. I'm not best buds with the guy.

And I'm keeping my site in perspective. Notice how I never said "HAHA UMFULD I'M BETTER THAN YOU" or anything. You're still avoiding the entire point. If you want to keep doing this little game where you make up any excuse from any absurd angle to try and justify anything you say then go ahead, but all I'm saying is that this is why you get shit from people, and you're going to keep getting shit from them as long as you do it. For someone who seems to want YTMND to improve, it's really counter-intuitive.
July 3rd, 2012
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY NAME MENTIONED HERE - I DON'T TALK TO ANY OF YOU FUCKS. GO COMMIT SUICIDE.
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http://goodnig.ytmnd.com/
July 3rd, 2012
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[i]"I'd like to mention how at the beginning of 2011, if you remember, I came online and sent you among others messages stating my desire to set aside the whole 'troll wars'"[/i]

[i]"So now I'll propose the message again: maybe ease off a bit bud"[/i]

I'd like to mention that since I've known you all you do is act as though you have great wisdom to impart. You do this to everyone - and everyone tells you to shut the fuck up because it's obvious you do not.

Let me try to explain how delusional you are when it comes to the subject of [b]you[/b]:

You made this account and apparently this site in order to pwn me - yes? You say as much in your comment.

You also used this account, less than a day after creating it, to make a flame post aimed at me:

http://ytmnd.com/sites/973429/profile/c6120723#c6120723

THEN you posted two comments about me on your own new site - which is the current top rated YTMND and also a site I myself had not commented on - trying to incite a flame war. In the comment you proclaim yourself to be the magnanimous peacemaker and me the wretched troll who won't ever stop trying to wage war with you.


.

Do you have any sense of just how lacking in wisdom I find you?

Actually, I don't really want an answer. So just enjoy the last word, faggot.
July 3rd, 2012
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Nope. I made this account to move on and make better sites since I'm done with the old ones and dissatisfied with the sites.

And that was not a flame post of any sort. It is clear you care very much so about ratings Umfuld. To deny it or consider that a flame post of any kind does not make for good comparison along with your claims of my delusion.

And no, I don't want to incite a flame war of any kind. I have not flamed you. If you think I have in these comments then I really don't have anything to say about that and the page speaks for me.

Finally, that's nice with the whole "lack of wisdom" thing. I never claimed wisdom and your faith in this sort of wisdom would be completely irrelevant to what I want to do on YTMND anyways.

So yeah, if you're done responding goodbye then. I will "enjoy the last word"...not in some "troll warz" way, just the fact that you'd actually be willing to stop posting for whatever reason is functional as one of the two things you ultimately need to do, which is either stop being uptight and taking the site so seriously to the point of hating people because you are dissatisfied with their sites, OR just leave.

And thanks for calling me a faggot. You finally answered the question!
July 3rd, 2012
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shut the
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http://goodnig.ytmnd.com/
July 6th, 2012
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you really don't take this shit seriously enough. also, make more alts -- it gives a lot of weight to your judgment of other users' voting habits.
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July 3rd, 2012
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Ketchup.
July 3rd, 2012
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Well, we've got pretty much all of the foods in the comments now!

Thanks for voting, man. Much appreciated.
July 3rd, 2012
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Mayonnaise.
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Sriracha.
July 3rd, 2012
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Shawarma.
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July 6th, 2012
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good sauce
July 3rd, 2012
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Well, goodnight everybody, and thanks for all the comments and votes. They mean a lot.

Here's to a possible future YTMND revival...and if we all work together one step at a time, we can make it happen.
July 3rd, 2012
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lead the charge, Incentive
July 3rd, 2012
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No, I'm not leading shit. Everyone here (cept for the moon crew, for obvious reasons) I think is equal and to try and lead charge of something would be hypocritical on my part for what I believe in.
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July 3rd, 2012
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the title alone made me lol in combination with the preview pic
July 3rd, 2012
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actually, i hope these inner-ytmnd politics become a fad of it's own.
July 3rd, 2012
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They already sort of have.

Albeit not a popular one as the sites about YTMND politics ultimately are inside jokes to most people and usually really stupid. I'm probably never going to make one again.
July 3rd, 2012
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AHHHHHH
July 4th, 2012
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My voting history is fantastic. Good shit, Sir Troll of Trollington, Thirtieth of His Name. I can't wait for someone to figure out whose alt I am. OMG GUYZ YTMND LOLOLOL I GOT IN ARGUMENT W/U 6 YEARZ AGO SO I 1 UR SITE LOLOLOL. Good times.
July 4th, 2012
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heh
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Could use a little more, but still highly original sight.
July 7th, 2012
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Thanks.
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Liked the edit, getting right to all the other sounds. This really is a pretty fucking awesome site. Been awhile since I just sat and let a YTMND play over and over. The sync is amazing.
April 8th, 2013
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Hey you better take it easy, Uncle Phil
January 21st, 2014
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5. sorry, late.