This is really funny! Bad sound quality, though.

+9

this is better than HTPAT

+7

I hope this lady was locked up.

+6

4th LOL

+2

"I'm getting a calm down"

+2

I almost wish there really was a Hell so that this lady goes to it. "GIVE ME YOUR TAX NUMBER ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE DIED BECAUSE THE ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL LIFE DESTROYER"

WHAT THE F*CK??!? "I have a girlfriend who was gangraped!!" This woman needs SERIOUS help. I'm saying she needs to be committed IMMEDIATELY. If someone knows where she really is, someone call the nearest psychiatric ward because she murders someone, seriously.

+3

"Bad sound quality, though." That's how you know it's authentic, and not a couple retards in a studio.

+4

pft. As a former Telemarketer, there's three things you should keep in mind before you pick a fight with us: One, we're totally primed to piss you off after practicing verbal judo with other jerks for HOURS before we called you. Two, aslong as we've got you on the phone, the boss thinks we're working. Three, we have SO MUCH info on you- if you're a big enough jerk, well just go to some shabby *ss capture website and add your phone number and address to more lists.

+1

don't bring this sh*t back to life.

your children will know what you've done!

telemarketing = gang-rape.. lol

PEOPLE DIE - Serious Business here

Yay, original audio. That girl needs therapy.

+1

Moar leik a bullet. . . a bullet OF THE LORD!

+1

He's a murderer, he's a hater, he's a life destroyer.

He's a maniac, maaaniac on the floor...

+9

And he's dancing like he's never danced before!

+1

holy sh*t. what a psycho! I feel so bad for the guy.

+2

i don't, because he's a telemarketer, and that would be hilarious anyway

Amazingly funny.

+1

whats really funny is this woman is freaking out about telemarketers taking up her phone time and how people calling on her phone is ending up with people dying but she stays on the phone with this guy for 10 minutes talking about bull crap....id definately rather get a call from a telemarketer than get blown up by a terrorists or raped....idiot.

+2

You feel bad for him? I would love to hear this first-person!

+2

Hah. Is that the UNGODLY woman?

+2

"YOU CALL PEOPLE'S HOUSES??!?" This is... this is really stupid. "I hope they play this tape in court, ma'am..."

+2

Where did you get this crap?!

+1

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+1

why doesn'e she just hang up the damn phone instead of wasting time trying to get these telemarkers arrested for doing their job?

+1

lol Psyco Girl!!! I bet this is the crazy woman from that nanny reality tv show

+1

Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!

+1

LOLOLOLOLOL This is perfect.

+1

crazy bitch

+1

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+3

is it so hard to just hang-up on the crazy bitch? WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

+1

Oh no! My taxes will be audited! What a dumb bitch.

"do you have a grandmother?" "Yes" "THEN WILL YOU CARE IF WE AUDIT HER TAXES?!" "no" "really?" "no"

+2

lol... what ever happened to people secretly killing insane people of the same race to make their race to look beter...

+1

Dunno. I think i killed them 1st. YARRRGHAPPLESWOAJFGIAGL!?@!?!?BLERK!

+1

i cant believe he didnt hang up. whats wrong with some people?

+1

I wouldnt have hung up.. I would have recorded all of it and posted it on YTMND.

+7

I would have just hung up. I was a telemarketer and we clearly knew the laws and people tried this stuff.

+1

RAGED!!!

+1

Need her e-mail and number to harass her for being such a bitch.

+2

I bet he did not hang up just to record this. ""do you have a grandmother?" "Yes" "THEN WILL YOU CARE IF WE AUDIT HER TAXES?!" "no" "really?" "no"" Lawl.

+1

She needs a Telezapper.

+1

goodness, she takes this too seriously.

+1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

+2

Someone get this ladies e-mail address.

+1

people take things way too seriously. nothing ever gets me mad, seriously, you could punch me in the face and i wouldnt be mad. she goes crazy over a telemarketer, holy crap.

i wouldnt've hung up if i were him. i wouldve been laughing my *ss off. i would have it on speakerphone with all my co workers crowded around laughing there asses off too.

+1

I stayed for the entire thing. Holy sh*t dude.

+1

He's a terrorist and a racist...at the same time!

+1

I meant rapist.

+1

that was f*cking stupid

wow.. just wow.. "Youre worse then anything we're fighting in Iraq."

+1

T E L E M A R K E T I N G ... I S ... S E R I O U S ... B U S I N E S S ! 1 ! !

+2

I wish I could encounter these people.

+1

This is sweet!

+1

LMAO!! somone get this womans NUMBER..PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..PLEASEE!!!

Give me her phone number.

+1

I think this is the first time I ever sided with a telemarketer. Jesus.

+4

Yeah, I know. The best part was when he was talking about how he could just wait for the pause to find out whether or not it was a telemarketer calling him, and she went all quiet for a moment before going back to her retardation...I bet whatever organization she's part of will disown her for being a nasty crazy bitch.

LOL "more permanent life destruction then rape!" this wins

+1

Circle gets the square.

+1

lmao get her number imagine all of ytmnd calling and making jokes :D :D :D :D :D

THAT BITCH IS CRAZY

Psycho bitch.

Wait...so she can call him any sware name?

+1

OH NOEZ :O

+1

get the number

+1

You are a terrorist. You are a murderer.

+1

Give me hernumber and I'll put in her number for thr largest telemarketing firm in Canada.... tat'll be 200 calls a day.

+1

"it wont go to court but it will go to your supervisor"...also, ytmnd

+1

I would not be able to listen to this without laughing. I commend the guy.

+2

Telemarketing is serious business.

+1

Jesus Christ. Simple solution to telemarketers. If you say you're not interested and they won't listen to you, hang up. Or better yet...call-f*cking-display. What a dumb bitch. She needs to have a coronary in some other spasm. Aw f*ck it, somebody needs to kill her. Mercy killing. Anyways, this guy pwnt her. 5'd.

+2

I think he realized she was crazy and wanted to get a funny recording out of this

+1

INSANITY.

+1

Man, who is this, we need details!

+1

Phone Terrorism is seroius business. I want to register her number for Viewpoint ********** so she'll be called 100's of times a day.

+2

"You don't EVER call a human being." What the hell, man.

+2

LOL THE MP3 IS TAGGED "SUPERCARZYBITCH2"

+1

I vote he submits SUPERCARZYBITCH1 !

+2

holy f*cking sh*t!!!!!

+1

She needs therapy.

+1

RAPIST!!!

+2

GOD THAT WAS %$&#ing annoying. I hope that woman burns for this! She has NO idea what it's like to be telemarketer. 5'd.

+2

terrorists win

+1

f*ck telemarketers.

+1

jesus christ what a phsyco bitch. she needs to take her meds

This is hilarious.

+1

first time ive ever felt bad for a telemarketer

+3

haha... i've got a phone job. it's tough. i'm feelin' this.

+1

by the way telemarketers are still gay

+1

Freak show.

+1

People are crazy

+1

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gasp*

+2

100% true people die becaus of telephone calls not guns or knifes, phones people, phones! :(

+1

How does a phonecall cause people to be raped?

+1

"we have lists in this state of people who have died because of calls like this"

+2

Sweet fscking Jesus.

+1

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just struck comedy gold! I can't wait for the sound bytes that come out of this one. AAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gasp*

+1

People die because my answering machine is full!!!!!!!!

+1

This rules.

+1

That lady is SO screwed up. I work in customer service and get all kinds of crazy people, but NOTHING like this lady,

+1

RAPE! Someone has to post this ladies number

+1

ahahhahahahahhaha i laughed all the way through that.

+1

serious business...

+1

Let's see so should hates telemarketers because they "murdered" and "raped" people without knowing it and now she wants to willingly "murder" and "rape" them with telemarketing calls, if they did cause the deaths of people WITHOUT knowing it she is worse because she WANTS that to happen to them, let's see so she's like "A few people died because of this so now 1000's of you will too".

+1

Wow, what a crazy. I hope she has a heart attack after that conversation. I mean telemarketers are annoying but hell just say your not interested and hang up.

+1

NEDM! DOODODOODODODEDODAADAADDEEDADO DO DO DOOODODODODADADADADADEDADEDADO ... also cocks. i love she has to pause to think about her point. "...hmh, okay"

+1

"lol, i hope they play this tape in court ma'am. haha" *que running in the 90s* wooow she acts like the guy is calling 911 and shes picking it up

+1

sorry 5 starred i forgot, "maam im sure you'd be hard to prove that" GANG RAPING FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

nasty, nasty, nasty

+1

Someone definitely took her cloudsong.

+2

that rape part was great. he sounded like he was ready to piss his pants from laughter.

+1

what the f*ck is wrong with this woman...

+1

I work in a call center, im gonna play this for my co-workers. This is HILLARIOUS!!!!

+1

f*cking awesome.

+1

lol what a dumb bitch

+1

Oh god, this is hilarious. Like she is trying to Threaten him and convince him that people can't dial 911 because of telemarketing.... what a spazz..

+1

I'm scared...

+1

I'm sacred...

would you hang up? you have some really sh*tty job and then you get some lady who is so batsh*t insane its f*cking hilarious. the only reason why he stayed on the phone was because it was so funny. he will probably never forget that call.

+3

This is hilarious I love it shes crazy

+1

telemarketing ruins lives

+1

you know what would be great. if everyone on YTMND started calling her =p

+1

YOU SON OF A MOTHER F*CK! and i quote "people died because my answering machine was full" .... wow im sure if things were going to her answering machine, they wouldnt be alive by the time she got to listen to it.

+1

Anyone Else wanna find that lady and give her the following line "Disconnect your phone you stupid bitch."?

+1

5 for crazy cat lady

+2

"I HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS GANGRAPED!!!!!" FTW

+1

wow, someone needs to post a phone number

+1

poor guy lol

+1

"You're family lets the phone ring OH MY GOD YOU SONG OF A BITCH..." What the hell... holy christ... people need to die... not neccisarily the telemarketer

+1

People like this woman actually drive. Watch out.

+6

I'm not really a big fan of telemarketers, but they don't deserve this crazy bitch. I loved how the guy was so cool and she'd need to stop for a minute and think of what to say. I like to have fun with my telemarketers. Like, "What are you wearing?" Crazy bitch=pwnt. 5'd

+1

lawl at Ganga's comment ^^

+1

If I were his boss, I would give him a raise just for handling this call properly.

+1

LOL, I mean I don't like telemarketers, but this woman's psychotic. I'm betting she's schizophrenic. Makes me think of the "UNGODLY!" woman. I bet this guy was just sitting at his computer playing tetris the whole time.

+1

...wow.

+1

^Tetris is a life saver.

+1

hahahahaha, psychosis

+1

Someone needs to make a YTMND of that bitch's scream.

+1

That's freakin' awesome. She needs to be lobotomized.

+1

Damn, I wish I had that guy's patience. I would've cut off her "life destroyer" rant to be like "you're a psycho, you're a babbling bitch, you're an idiot. Your lawsuit is a load of crap, and you're hallucinating the cops being on the other end. kthx! *click*"

+1

What a bitch

+1

If I got this lady's address I SWEAR to GOD I would go to her house and harass her EVERY day. I would quit my job just to make this lady's life more miserable than it already is.

+1

I listened to the whole thing, and wow. Just wow.

+1

HAHAHAHA GANG RAPE? THIS IS GOLD!

+1

lmao instant classic.. ALERT THE INTERNET!

+1

wow, psycho bitch

+1

Mighty f*ck...

+1

this is great

+1

The new GOD WARRIAWWHH

+1

Your sites will be fived every year for the rest of your life.

+1

I'm sure rape victims would love her comparisons between rape and telemarketing.

+2

Rape wtf!?!? This is f*cking hilarious.

+1

She got owned. He was just in agreeance with just about everything that she said, so she just had to repeat herself time and time again. And her big threat? Tax audits........... Oh noes not those.

+1

Oh crap, it must be Brian Peppers raping people over the phone! RUN!

+1

your friend's friend's brother can go to hell. I hate telemarketers. The bitch is crazy so you get a 2 but you're still a jackass.

+1

i used to be a telemarketer

+1

Killer Telephone Rapists are Serious Business. =o.o= This call reminds me of how happy I am that I stopped working at outbound callcenters. This guy is awesome, though, for sitting there taking it as long as he did. Tell your friend's friend's brother that he's awesome. I

+1

hahah!!!

+1

you get a four, the guy who sat there and remained calm though, he wins at existence

+1

screaming gasp FTW!!! thnks ungodly woman

+1

Telemarketing > (Terrorism + Gang Rape + Murder + Genocide + "anything we are fighting in Iraq!") on evil scale.

+1

the funny part is telemarketers arnt allowed to hang up

+1

5'd

+1

Telemarkers are definitely f*ggots, but this lady is off her rocker. 5'd as my way of thanking you for posting this.

+1

wtf? she think's it's illegal to call someone's house??

+1

Indeed, i mean what the hell is wrong with her, i mean if its illegal to call someones house, than HOW THE HELL do you have that thing called...umm....oh yeah....CALL OTHER PEOPLE

+1

5'd just for how calm the telemarketer is. Bitch needs to get laid.

+1

wow some people man

+1

Winnn.

+1

What the fuc*ing fuc*?

+1

my appendix blew up lolz

+1

"You sir, are a racist!"

+1

Is she a scientologist?

+2

She was in the process of releasing her Thetan. This can be a very stressful time for scientologists, which is why we reccomended that they unplug their phones.

"Worse than terrorists..." lol

+1

http://omgacrazywoman.ytmnd.com/

+1

Everytime we listen to this a kitten's apendix ruptures

+1

see what happens when you quit taking zoloft?

+2

'alex' is teh sh*t for being so cool on the phone

+1

I kept waiting for her to scream "telemarketing is ungodly!"

+1

murderers and rapists don't kill people, phones do.

+1

e-mail, number, username, screename, anything to let teh internet bother this woman for being a crazy bitch, and yuo'll earn that extra star (either that, or sexual acts)

+1

Tru dat. But its like the saftey not gauranteed guy's "mom" who got SO pissed off by someone finding out his phone number...Except this time the spamming isnt undeserved.

+1

wow... that's amazing. if telemarketers cause that much trouble, get out of the f*cking house once in a while or just unplug the phone you stupid bitch...

+1

Tru dat. "You are worse than any terrorist, your family will never get on a blocked list, your phone will NEVER stop rining, you are a NASTY human being" - Crazy Bitch.

+1

XD

+1

I feel his pain. However, I understand the womans pain too. I was literally verbally abused by a telemarketer. Same guy called 11 times in 1 hour and was laughing about it. Got his *ss fired though once I got on the website, tracked down the companies phone number, and got a hold of a supervisor.

+1

"you are a life destroyer", "every year for the rest of your life you taxes will be audited" "you are a RAPIST" lololololololololo1o1olol

+1

Damn, that guy is a saint. I'da told that bitch to get back on her meds.

+2

Hahahahahaha WTF lol

+1

"YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE ARE FIGHTING IN IRAQ"

+1

She wants to audit him. She's a scientologist. Definately. Yup.

+1

there goes my hernia again...

+1

Meh. He shoulda just hung up.

+1

But then we wouldnt have this...

+1

Oh my god this is scary. o_o I almost applied for a job to be a telemarketer. I'm glad I didn't.

+1

this makes me want to be a telemarketer

+1

l

+1

Who's the telemarketer?

+1

"You are a racist!" "Racist... ma'am, that's a pretty harsh accusation." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?" Gold.

+1

obviously has mental problems O_o

+1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i accidently closed it and didnt hear the last 2 minutes :(

+1

If she has a family, children and all, I find it very poor parenting on her part. Screaming and swearing to a regular joe telemarketer guy just trying to make an honest living makes me sick, especially conisdering how patient he was, even more so if her children might need something like, I dunno, a loving mother and not a psycho sue-get-rich bitch.

+2

PEOPLE HAVE MISCARRAIGES

+1

I hate telemarketers too.

+1

YOU are a rapist! Pure genius.

+1

Tell your friend's friend's brother to not be such a pussy. He should have f*cked with her big time.

PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL

+2

MY FRIEND GOT GANGRAPED!

+1

TERRORIST

oh man. this is gold.

+1

wow, her friend got "gang raped" and that was a walk in the park compared to the hell this INSANE TERRORIST put her through.

+1

YOU ARE A RAPIST!

+1

I want to be a telemarketer now

+2

wow this is the funniest sh*t EVER hahahahh still laughing "YOU ARE A MURDERER." "YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE FIGHTING IN IRAQ." gg tell this man i give him mad props easily one of the best ytmnds evar

+1

must've been dumped recently

+1

wow.. this guy is a rapist, he needs to be arrested.

+3

lmao imagine if she DID get his last name and called the cops. lol that phone call would also be gold. :D

+1

This is my job too. I want a lady like this. I would be laughing my *ss off.

+1

People have died.... LITERALLY! Lol, can you die NOT literally?

+1

guys if you dont realize she has mental problems...you have mental problems O_o

+1

Epic Patience Maneuver. I'm...at a loss for words.

+2

HAHAHHAH! "you dont have to give your last name Alex?" ... "not if I dont want to"...."YOU MOTHER f*ckER!" LMFAO!!!!

+1

yikes. Your friends friends brother should get a promotion. That was some sweet calmness there

+1

"you guys... ? ...I heard a click..."

+1

I find it incredible that she didn't make a reference to Hitler or the Nazis in the ENTIRE PHONE CALL!

+2

For the love of god, tell him to go back in the database and find the number. I want to call this lady. Please.

+1

the funny ting is that he most likely couldnt hang up. most elemarketing places will mke you stay on the line. no clue why.

+2

Someone needs to get laid, big time.

+2

if you're annoyed by telemarketers then atleast start having fun with them. don't go crazy and start cursing them out for no reason what so ever.

+1

This is the most amazing call ever. This woman...dear God, PLEASE POST HER NUMBER - NOW! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR HER NUMBER!!!

+1

So whats her number?

+1

what a crazy bitch

+1

I'll take THE RAPIST, for 5 stars. (also, phone number for the love of all things lol-y)

+1

obsession with auditing taxes, eh? She's probably a scientologist to boot.

+1

is this for real? rofl

+1

He probably didn't hang up the phone because he probably isn't allowed to.

+1

Wonder what contacts this lady has in the IRS that she can 'have him and his family audited every year for the rest of their lives.'

+1

Oh man that's great. I downloaded the audio. 4:10 to 5:30 is great. I love his short answers. xD

+1

HE'S A RAPIST, A TERRORIST, A NASTY NASTY NASTY!!! ZOMFG!!1nedm

+1

i love alex he is one of my heroes. "we will find all of your female relatives......" "your taxes will be audited" excellent i wish i could f*ck with this lady so much

+1

"Wonder what contacts this lady has in the IRS that she can 'have him and his family audited every year for the rest of their lives.'" Indeed.. and his gramdmother

+1

Disturbing

+1

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