AlcoLOL's recent comments:

July 16th, 2008
For some reason, stabbing you would be very satisfying.
July 16th, 2008
I'm going to blindfold myself and walk in one direction continuously throwing punches. If God hated this as much as I did, he will guide my fist into your face.
July 16th, 2008
Out of my gratitude, I will identify all of your items for free.
June 27th, 2008
Everything is solid, except you forgot to add the part where he gets fat and is wallowing in acne.
June 23rd, 2008
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June 19th, 2008
Nope, lol
June 17th, 2008
On on the site ?Half Life, Real Life
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You forgot the most important one. Eli Vance was actually modeled from a bum on the street. Valve found him with a sign that said "Looking for work. Will do anything." They paid him to do the modeling. Search it on Google. Also, Barney was modeled from a fat intern down the hall. This is depressing.
June 1st, 2008
On on the site ?DecomPEARing
The music and image really make a great pear
June 1st, 2008
On on the site ?you fuck my wife?
You kick my dog?
May 29th, 2008
What's the plot? Did they kidnap that Asian girl and have a huge orgy or something? That would be interesting.
May 19th, 2008
Even though she looks like weird al, you guys would totally let her beat your c*ck into fatality.
May 19th, 2008
That was definitely not sexual... I just love tetris. You perverts.
May 19th, 2008
I'd love to spin my tetromino indefinitely until it fits beside your long block.
May 19th, 2008
On on the site ?Supa Soulja Boy World
Damn.. That squid is so close! So close to ridding the world of that annoying negro who killed music.. Just one inch to the right and he'll be dead... come on man, CANT YOU EDIT PLZ!!???!!11
May 18th, 2008
CAPTAIN PLANET
May 18th, 2008
I'm planting charges!! WHERE MY AIR STRIKE?!
May 18th, 2008
So what's Captain Planet up to these days anyway? Why wont he get rid of Global Warming? wtf?
May 18th, 2008
Good choice of music, I felt like I was in Burlington Coat Factory smelling dirty Mexican body odor and trying on plastic suits and cologne that smells like dirty Mexican body odor.
May 18th, 2008
Maybe.. In this country.. Secret government conspiracies will be different.
May 18th, 2008
An incredibly stupid one, for that matter. With Naruto music...
May 14th, 2008
SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNIE
May 8th, 2008
NO. I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER CHILDHOOD ANIMATED CAT.
May 7th, 2008
LOL POLAR BEER
March 31st, 2008
Self Sponsoring: F*CKING LAME MAN
March 25th, 2008
On on the site ?GAYTMND: be a pirate!
Captain Black Cawk gives this parody of that TERRIBLE ad 5 stARRRRRRs
March 24th, 2008
Good ears friend.
March 24th, 2008
On on the site ?The Dillon Club
n0p3
March 24th, 2008
This has been done before... If I could give you a 1/2 I would bitch.
March 24th, 2008
On on the site ?Are you the daddy?
Lol, sponsored your own site.
March 24th, 2008
Sex with Laura Bush is Tragedy.