WHERE DOES THIS WOMAN COME FROM? CERTAINLY NOT THE AMERICA THAT I FOUGHT FOR THREE DAYS AGO WITH MY WIFE. SHE IS STILL DOWN IN THE BASEMENT BECAUSE SHE WON AT BOGGLE. F*CK BOGGLE! YOU KNOW THAT MY WIFE SAYS WE THE MANLY MANS CANNOT WIELD OUR DIVINE AUTHORITY TO DICTATE OUR DEMANDS? YES WE WILL! YOU KNOW SHE SAYS WE CANNOT BE RIGHT AND CORRECT AND ULTIMATE F*CKING JUSTICE ALL THE TIME? YES WE WILL! YOU KNOW YESTERDAY SHE SAID WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO OUR LIVES ALWAYS UPRIGHT TO URINATE? YES WE WILL!

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WHEN MY WIFE TELLS ME ITS TUESDAY AND I WANT IT TO BE WEDNESDAY, I AM LIKE WOMAN! ITS WEDNESDAY AND SHE RUNS AWAY IF I GET MY BELT OUT OF HER PURSE. 4CHAN IS NOTHING BUT LONELY OLD BADGERS AND COOTS AND NO WAY COULD THIS HOLY RELIC, PROOF THAT DAVINCI AND JOHN EDWARDS WERE RIGHT, ORIGINATE FROM THAT HELL'N'BRIMSTONE SITE. MAYBE, I WILL GRANT YOU THE CONCEPT OF OUR LORD AND/OR SAVIOR (CAN'T LEAVE OUT THEM OTHER RELIGIOUS) AS A RAPTOR IN JESUS FORM CAME FROM "TEH INTERNETS" BUT NOT THIS OIL PAINTING.

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This looks like my mother in law. She better be glad shes got the law cuz sometimes when I drink and drive her crazy she gets a whoopin around.

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?  damn Damn DAMN 007

Wife types screwin up and gun shootin is what I love about my house. Five stars for class.

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