Buttsworth's recent comments:

December 13th, 2007
Now make him sing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEL
December 3rd, 2007
Two words: Awesome.
December 1st, 2007
On on the site ?Jew in the summertime
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I wonder what anti-persperant max uses.
November 28th, 2007
definitely real
November 15th, 2007
On on the site ?Wilson's a Douche
That's like the loudest match I've ever heard dude.
November 15th, 2007
On on the site ?The Glory of Cock
I LOVE your c*ck. five.
November 14th, 2007
On on the site ?Rhino Massage
This is without a doubt the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
November 9th, 2007
"How many inches, George?" "EIGHT."
November 5th, 2007
On on the site ?Can't beat Xena
When Bruce Campbell guest starred I and my girlfriend both masturbated to this show.
November 5th, 2007
That Browning Hi-Power contains thirteen rounds. Each round has one bullet. Each bulet weighs 124 grains. Muzzle velocity is 1200 FPS. Approximately how much muzzle energy can the Browning transfer into a drunken illegal immigrant? Solve for X. There. Now it is.
November 3rd, 2007
On on the site ?(nsfw) Tits
I approve of this.
October 7th, 2007
He's in the alley! With his pointed shoes and his bells!
October 6th, 2007
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
October 2nd, 2007
I sure wish I didn't have juvenile diabetes!
September 25th, 2007
Basically what I'm saying is best movie ever.
September 25th, 2007
Now make "How to decapitate John Kerry with a shovel." and "How to make John Kerry's decapitated head come back to life." also "How John Kerry's reanimated decapitated head eats pussy."
September 24th, 2007
"That's a monster caliber" "Actually it's just a 5.7mm. That's as tiny as your pencil dick. F*ck off you bald Brady Campaign spokesperson."
September 23rd, 2007
On on the site ?Kirk isn't so bright
My friend is obviously BILBO. BILBO BAGGINS. HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALL.
September 21st, 2007
On on the site ?DTMB Kombat
Stryker was the lamest freaking character in MK history.
September 21st, 2007
Tom Selleck is one sexy beast.
September 15th, 2007
Yeah the only porn star on that show is the guy with the mustache.
September 13th, 2007
It was being INSTALLED on their Kirk!
September 5th, 2007
Is loik pucka!
September 5th, 2007
Rupert and I both know it's going to be awkward.
September 5th, 2007
She says Oookwerd. In English this means "Awkward."
September 5th, 2007
On on the site ?A flash of terror!
Tha's ly a jolly ole spot o' th' crumps wot wot. Be gon git all or sloppy on 'er arse. Is loik pucka!
August 18th, 2007
Lol your parents are poor.
August 6th, 2007
I'd say LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW ITS A JEW. Then when he ran off to get his gun I'd take the chair back.
August 6th, 2007
In that case it's -2 stars.
August 6th, 2007
According to physics that ship wouldn't have sunk, so that's -1 star. And it turned out that ship was carrying a man who'd rise to be worse than Hitler when it went down. Now Canada conquers the world and exterminates us all. Way to go, jackass.