A plain black screen would have gotten a 5 from me with that line.

I'm guessing then that Lake Chad disappeared for no reason?

Science FTW! http://www.cambridge.org/uk/earthsciences/climatechange/ Reading FTW!

You lose. Global warming causes an increase in abnormal weather events. Last I checked, ice in march is an abnormal event. www.noaa.gov and www.ipcc.ch have further details.

If you actually knew anything about global warming, you would now that this statement is actually further proof of global warming. Global warming will, I repeat, will not necessarily mean an average rise in temperature across the globe. What global warming does mean however is that there will be an increased temperature variance across the globe. Therefore when it is hot, it will be hotter than usual, and when it is cold it will be colder than usual. See www.noaa.gov and www.ipcc.ch for further details.

Damn straight.

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=787229?

I want to see an encore on March of the Toreador.

Umm... no limits exist... You're either looking for (sin (x))/x or (1-cos(x))/x which is one and zero respectively.

That just crosses the line away from funny.

Good job.