She's the kid Achy Breaky heart shat out.

+2

You're not getting my "5" until you add the line from the song, "the space he invades..." because that's why they used the damn song!

+3

I didn't know what he meant until I opened this YTMND...

+0

"Put on your red shoes and dance the blues..."

+0

"Rub 'em EVERYWHERE!"

+2

Then we can dig it!

+7

SPACEBALLS THE FLAMETHROWER!

+0

*runs over demo tape*

+0

Correct.

-1

Beans 'n cornbread had a fight, beans knocked cornbread outta sight!

+0

Holy sh*t, that's 3 halves!

+3

Ummmm, are we certain this is the Soviet anthem and not the current Russian anthem?

+1

Seawater near geothermal vents is capable of reaching 500 degrees and remaining a liquid.

-1

5'd for the Mandroid!

+6

Suicide is Painless.

+3

It's not a f*cking banana, either.

+12

NEEDS MORE GEORGE CAMPBELL SCOTT!!!!

+0

+0

I'm 5'ing this soley based on Uncle Phil rapeface.

+0

He's gotta be naked in the jar!

+0

The game that's supposed to be System Shock III...

-1

I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose... Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherf*cker!

+0

?  Faster Ladies!

Maybe you could use Daft Punk's "Harder, Faster, Stronger" song?

+0

?  Faster Ladies!

Ummmm........................because we like titties and vaginas? What do you like?

+1

Sue 'em.

-4

?  Hart's on fire!

And that's why I'm giving this a 1. You had a chance at Balboa greatness and you chose this sh*t?

-1

Now THAT's a hi-rez vajayjay!

+0

I don't get it, is the street pimp on the right supposed to be the same guy as the poindexter on the left?!

+2

lol, f*g.

+0

"...were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

+0