Famery‑Gai's recent comments:

November 6th, 2015
Arm and Hammer'd
November 4th, 2015
little kitty, about Jack and Diane
October 27th, 2015
apology accepted
October 25th, 2015
OH MY GOD THAT IS [i]funky[/i]
October 24th, 2015
it's pro. NOUNCED. Total. Re-call
October 24th, 2015
Dick Peeing
October 22nd, 2015
[b]You know what else is pretty fucking gay?[/b] Tickling the tip of your half erect penis by gently circling it around some hairy fat guy's greasy pube-hole. And you both giggle like anime chicks because your penis isn't erect enough to push through the hole, so it just kind of pops and slides up and down his crack repeatedly until ejaculation is achieved. And then you have to pull the pacifiers out of your mouths, because you lost the damn remote to the DVD player and the DVD menu to Season 2 of Will and Grace keeps looping the intro song very loudly and your neighbors start pounding on the wall because you live in a shitty apartment and you can't be too noisy. But then your neighbors finally come over to confront you and they turn out to be pomeranian puppies from the middle east and don't approve of your sex acts. So to make up for it, you walk them to PetsMart but they're closed because it's 1 am. But Taco Bell is open, but the pomeranians say no thank you, we don't eat fast food.
October 22nd, 2015
"Ass to ass"
October 18th, 2015
The Poltergeist remake actually isn't that bad.
October 17th, 2015
I'm not sold. making fanboy sites about darthwnag and lacsscrosestra83 sounds a lot better than death. your marketing strategies suck.
October 10th, 2015
The answer to 1984 is 1776 - Alex Trebek
September 30th, 2015
till the break of steak
September 28th, 2015
September 27th, 2015
time for some [i]SEX[/i]
September 26th, 2015
stop being lazy, your country needs you.
September 26th, 2015
On on the site ?NO MORE BOOKS
[i]who does this guy think he is?[/i] [b]PINK FLOYD?[/b]
September 20th, 2015
[b]KC Masterpiece®[/b]
September 19th, 2015
September 18th, 2015
[i]'pass the syrup'[/i]
September 17th, 2015
fucking sink. I can't work in these conditions.
September 17th, 2015
now you know why nothing ever quite tastes as good as grandmas cooking. the secret is in the sauce.
September 16th, 2015
with the OHHPy and the MAN, and he puts weights on top of the thing
September 12th, 2015
On on the site ?SMuT WTFS? (Saturday)
I'm still cleaning the butter out of my ass from posting all of this garbage. I only used a stick of butter, why is there so much in my ass? I hope all of you had really good ass butter this week. And hopefully it will wash out in the shower better than my ass butter has. And if you didn't enjoy this week then you don't get any ass butter, and I hope you get rear ended at a stoplight, and that you go flying 100 yards through your windshield because you forgot to wear your seat-belt, and that the pavement sandpapers your flesh off as you belly slide straight-on into a fucking guardrail. Head first, deepthroat that metal. Sorry, I didn't mean that. It's just all of this ass butter is making my chair all gooby. I'm worried my neighbors are watching.
September 11th, 2015
On on the site ?SMuT WTFS? (Friday)
WE DID IT! lololololol. Only one day left to go on this stupid bullshit.
September 8th, 2015
On on the site ?Good New YTMND
another bill cosby rape victim
September 6th, 2015
you don't understand what you're saying
September 5th, 2015
On on the site ?Love Lazer
junior mints