Famery‑Gai's recent comments:

May 21st, 2017
the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Upside Down with a Fucking Fork Up Your Ass
May 21st, 2017
he's been working his ass off
May 21st, 2017
some things should remain dead
May 19th, 2017
On on the site ?9 YEARS ON YTMND
[b][i]YEAH, PUT IT IN YO MOUTH[/i][/b]
December 26th, 2016
yeah, but also it was the 90's and a franchised establishment in a town like that would have been something like a Ponderosa Steakhows. You get a buffet or some steaks, but just remember it ain't the Outback.

And this song would always be playing when you walked in:

December 7th, 2016
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Jeff GoldBloomin' Onions® is the most hilarious of the foods. Right up there with Cheeto's and BBQ Chicken Pizza.
November 20th, 2016
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this is my nightmare
November 11th, 2016
Can you believe it?
September 22nd, 2016
On on the site ?Out Test Back House
the test was UNSUCCESSFULol. back to the lab.
September 20th, 2016
On on the site ?Mad Max: Furry Road
[in stereo where available]
September 18th, 2016
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I have to buy groceries this week.
September 7th, 2016
On on the site ?#lotion
buffalo wild wings
September 7th, 2016
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Look out, the homecoming queens got a gun!
September 7th, 2016
these are my machenes™
September 3rd, 2016
I'd sponsor this but I ran out of money.
September 3rd, 2016
September 2nd, 2016
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August 20th, 2016
[i]'tvs so mad' [/i]

would you say it's a [b][i]MadTV[/i][/b]?
August 20th, 2016
I mean, ya know. It's mostly these Triple A titles that have all the problems. Pac-Man Championship Edition and Pac-Man 256 are pretty good. ya know? YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' BRAH? fuck.
August 19th, 2016
he's just a single guy, trying to get in on some of that hot Zebra Pussy action. the poon juices get him nostalgic for FruitStripe gum.
August 17th, 2016
<<<check my yelp score (the food is good, but the atmosphere is depressing)
August 17th, 2016
On on the site ?Ferrito
sounds convincing enough
August 17th, 2016
I've got no place else to go.
August 14th, 2016
let's stop bitching -- and start FUCKING
August 14th, 2016
On on the site ?no up and comings :(
not right now you don't
July 10th, 2016
You drive a hard bargain -- but okay, you convinced me. They're all hired. I have high hopes for Dustin and Donatello, but we'll mainly keep Gerard around in case a shooting breaks out. He looks like a good human meat shield. I too will trust him with my life, but I'm gonna push this to literal extremes. If Gerard survives the first week I'm gonna be disappointed. Also, the first week will be more of a training/hazing ritual, and I'm gonna be screaming and smacking sodas out of hands left and right.
July 4th, 2016
Mr. Wonka? NEDM
June 22nd, 2016
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