Famery‑Gai's recent comments:

July 10th, 2016
You drive a hard bargain -- but okay, you convinced me. They're all hired. I have high hopes for Dustin and Donatello, but we'll mainly keep Gerard around in case a shooting breaks out. He looks like a good human meat shield. I too will trust him with my life, but I'm gonna push this to literal extremes. If Gerard survives the first week I'm gonna be disappointed. Also, the first week will be more of a training/hazing ritual, and I'm gonna be screaming and smacking sodas out of hands left and right.
July 4th, 2016
Mr. Wonka? NEDM
June 22nd, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd_Ocp2OsiQ
June 7th, 2016
this is a true thing
June 5th, 2016
Don't hate the player, hate the game
June 5th, 2016
You can shop at 5 or 6 stores
June 5th, 2016
fake and gay, also i'm in your dreams
May 29th, 2016
a little bit. it's actually Melanie - Brand New Key.
May 29th, 2016
HOOKER BOOTS AIN'T MY FUCKING BIZNESS
May 26th, 2016
force feeding you more garbage, we can always get it right next time
May 22nd, 2016
I'm upset with myself for making this
May 22nd, 2016
sand actually makes you skate faster, i asked a particle physicist and he said, 'okay'
May 9th, 2016
i agree
April 9th, 2016
O RLY?
April 9th, 2016
On on the site ?SHOE ON HEAD 2016
[i]How I did Funny Fortune GAG by Moot Goldberg age 10[/i] © ebaumsworld
March 20th, 2016
I give this a thumbs up your butt
March 8th, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
March 8th, 2016
evolution can be a bitch
March 8th, 2016
On on the site ?
So this guy brings a fucking Dolphin to a movie theater. Halfway through the movie he stands up with the Dolphin snug in his arms. The Dolphin politely asks, 'Please select your mode.' The man licks his lips a moment while thinking. The audience tells him to sit down and shut the fuck up. 'Hold on. Umm -- I know, transform into [i]Subaquatic Machine Gun[/i].' The Dolphin shapeshifts and makes transformer noises, becoming [i]SMG[/i], and the man instantly begins shooting everyone. This is sexually pleasing to both the man and the Dolphin. The manager eventually storms in, looks at the bloody mess, puts his hands on his hips and exclaims, 'Oh come on, you did that on [i]porpoise[/i]!'
March 8th, 2016
Jason FOUR[i]CHEESE[/i]
March 8th, 2016
Jason Voor[i]FREEZE[/i]
March 4th, 2016
On on the site ?February 29th
I can't stop listening to this.
March 3rd, 2016
On on the site ?February 29th
crimbo din din
March 2nd, 2016
On on the site ?Singularity
*yes*
February 29th, 2016
*puts legs in air, gently rubs crotch with fingertips* I MADE THIS FOR YOU
February 27th, 2016
[u][i]ÈvĕƦȲƄƟǷȳ[/i] [b]SHUT UP[/b],[i] Ɩƭ'ș[/i] [i]Țǃɱȅ ɫȏ[/i] [b]FUCK[/b] [i]ȵʘɯ[/i][/u]
February 26th, 2016
*sensible chuckle
February 24th, 2016
You've made some valid points, but I have to disagree with you about '[i]dick pieces of shit'[/i].
February 23rd, 2016
No, I said [i]SALTINES[/i]!