and the little men inside are like sperm kicking around a ball that's like an egg!

5 for jonathan coulton

I voted I hope your happy Merry Winterval to you

I can't imagine why anyone would think a 4 year old would understand why a strange old man would be staring at her chest.

One of my all-time favorites.

Jealous gay men don't impress.

Amazing

I think if people want to help Max, they should just donate money directly to him. Then, he gets 100% of the proceeds. Don't buy t-shirts made by someone else to donate money to the site, buy shirts because you want to buy a shirt.

If no one believed in any religion, religion would no longer be a reason to kill anyone. People often use religious myths to separate themselves from the rest of humanity and give them an unfounded reason to hate. Believing in a religion isn't bad per se, but believing it makes you better is false. Remember, tis a gift to be simple.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Thanks for making this!