JGold's recent comments:

September 16th, 2006
On on the site ?Pope's quote
www.clarifyingchristianity.com is the dumbest website I have ever seen. The pope is a sanctimonius Nazi *ssh*l*e who should know better because it was the Nazis who taught the terrorists we fight today their dirty ways, and on top of all that, it's a sh*tty ytmnd.
September 14th, 2006
On on the site ?hijackED
Truth be told, Mencia has some good ideas but he's really not funny. And those good ideas are spread way too thin over his endless Man Show and Chappelle Show ripoffs.
September 8th, 2006
Maybe there is some merit to your ideas. Obviously the alpha was when your priest shoved a bible up your *ss and told you you were special, and the omega was when Max just pwned your ass. Also, jakeman, stay in school, fool. God Bless.
September 8th, 2006
well, Jakeman, I'll just say that the Big Bang is superdupernaturally un-no-causable like this guy did and then pray my little heart out so it's true.
September 8th, 2006
OK, so the universe can't be infinite. Fine. But God is infinite. What? Lame. Haven't you heard of the Big Bang? Sounds like a first cause to me, and has more evidence than a supreme being (who is apparently a man named God). Also, who the hell said intelligence can't come from non-intelligence, and life can't come from non-life. It happened here on Earth, Mr. Genius. Evolution. (Oh no! Crazy Christian Kryptonite!) Try not to slit your wrists on Occam's Razor, bucko.
September 1st, 2006
I totally agree. Major Victory was the best. I think they only gave it to Feedback because he might have killed himself if he lost.
August 31st, 2006
On on the site ?Jesus > Xbox 360
Of course Jesus watches me masturbate. That's when he masturbates.
August 20th, 2006
should have used All for you, Sophia. The song is actually about the original Ferdinand's assassination.
August 6th, 2006
On on the site ?The death of Garfield?
I read these comics. I just took it to be the usual level of sh*tty writing Jim Davis has. The cat's 27 years old! In human years! Of course it's dead!
July 23rd, 2006
beats me....
July 21st, 2006
This guy's better than the tele-marketer from the the other crazy lady call. At least he gets up in her face.
July 20th, 2006
Yes! I've always thought so! Even before the NEDM craze!
July 18th, 2006
Like the Daily Show says, It all has to do with the British obsession with the stout.
July 18th, 2006
Where? After the part about original sin?
July 18th, 2006
Uber 1'd for ska. What were you thinking?
July 17th, 2006
I soooooooo saw it coming. +1 for Fight Club though...
July 17th, 2006
On on the site ?He Man, Beeeeeeehhhh
It gets funnier the more I think about it.
July 13th, 2006
I've always wondered. Is that guy saying "NEDM" from something?
July 12th, 2006
Wow. Wow. Isn't sex instinct? Or at least logic? Peg goes in hole... Holy sh*t, but religion sucks.
July 12th, 2006
On on the site ?GAYTMND: Gay Pirates
super duper lol
July 12th, 2006
On on the site ?Mothertruckin' Cosby
Spielberg made this and then said "What if, instead of a truck, it were a shark," and the rest is history.
July 8th, 2006
I see what you did there
July 8th, 2006
On on the site ?Lex Luthor > AOL
Wow! Great sync!
July 8th, 2006
On on the site ?Eye in the Sky
When I first saw the first LOTR I was like "What's with that big fiery vagina?"
July 8th, 2006
On on the site ?Take this test!
I didn't think red hammer, but I read the comments first because I was afraid it was a screamer. "The results may startle you" set me off.
July 7th, 2006
On on the site ?Bombdog Disposal
what?
July 7th, 2006
I thought you were gonna do that seen where Forrest gets shot and he claps his hand to his butt and goes "Somethin bit me!"
July 7th, 2006
On on the site ?Max's Toilet
5 for content -5 because hacks +5 because Max did the hacking
July 6th, 2006
On on the site ?false alarm
Bet that blind guy didn't see that coming...