I knew it wouldn't kill, ask.com's advertising pisses me off so I thought I'd take an internet cliche and make fun of it. God damn, I didn't know the three people who clicked on this before it went off recently created would read so far into it and not appreciate a cheap laugh.
The first two hits make sense, all the other ones imply that you don't know how to read, yet you're searching for an online course to read, christ is it that damn hard?
You might as well not have remixed it, that's probably pretty close to the real German version. I took 3 years of German in HS and I still don't know sh*t, but that looks right.
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