MattressMan's recent comments:

July 4th, 2016
On on the site ?Cuck Life
"cuck" - an insult that idiots think is funny
June 29th, 2016
On on the site ?The UK is Free
March 22nd, 2016
sister site:
March 14th, 2016
its still real to me damit
February 22nd, 2016
On on the site ?Trump Steaks
those are some grates dakes
May 9th, 2014
On on the site ?marina and the dildos
it's not a mystery, it's a mattress.
November 19th, 2013
you'll have to buy me dinner first
November 19th, 2013
Driving by your exes house once in a while is at least a step above your apparent status of never moving out of your parents basement.
June 5th, 2011
I'm deeply sorry the misheard lyric didn't come from a more popular and timely band. Because clearly the popularity and/or critical acclaim of the band in any misheard lyric site is directly proportional to it's quality.
February 26th, 2011
On on the site ?Bumblebea Arthur
Apologies. I was uninformed the validity of all ideas now hinge on something even more worthless you've made. I will keep this in mind when making future sites only mildly better than the one above.
February 17th, 2011
Ms. Tarsem Tzu
February 17th, 2011
Hey I know that guy
February 16th, 2011
Put that dick in mime mouth.
February 16th, 2011
On on the site ?PTDIMM
Punch The Dick For God's Mouth
February 15th, 2011
On on the site ?Red, Blue
February 15th, 2011
On on the site ?Where's Bergkamp?
October 15th, 2009
Reply to GaryGnu's comment on the site ?
that you still believe this birther sh*t is retarded. This article cant even spell his name right and yet you're willing to believe whatever you want in spite of any actual evidence. at this point its flat out delusional and even a bit racist.
October 8th, 2009
On on the site ?Obama's True Form
sucks Glenn Beck's retarded c*ck.
September 16th, 2009
Can't break Muhammad Hassans Epic Interruption Stride Maneuver
September 16th, 2009
I'd rather have a 1 star than your retard link.
September 8th, 2009
On on the site ?Barak Obama's Day Off.
Rellikmit - a conservative ytmnder who apparently cant pull himself up by the bootstraps enough to make his own gif
September 8th, 2009
On on the site ?Dancing to The Max
too busy jerking off to Kapowskis dance to include her in the gif? If not, you should have been.
August 15th, 2009
On on the site ?glenn beck screamin'
I dont think any news commentator has said anything stupider than when Beck said Obama's MO is "reparations"
August 12th, 2009
the zillion sites that will take this and replace the sound at the end will probably make a better sound choice than you did.
August 2nd, 2009
and its not from a school newspaper, its just an Onion headline.
July 7th, 2009
i was going to say again that you should stop making sites without any jokes, however you are getting so increasingly raged with each one of these and blaming the 'unpatriotic' people who dont give it high votes, that its starting to get very very funny. please don't stop until your head esplodes.
July 6th, 2009
everyone relax and realize that this guy is going to be angry and sad every day for at least the next 3 and a half years.
June 30th, 2009
or maybe the site maker is just retarded for making political polemics with no attempt at humor on a comedy website.