Spare us your attempts at reason. Your demented theories are contraindicated by your actions; that is, if you truly believed the swill that pours forth from those flaccid labia drooping on your face, your behaviour would be much less like that of an intertubular Marquis de Sade (prnounced 'SHAR-DAY').
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *ssh*les. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *ssh*les, Chuck. And all the *ssh*les want us to sh*t all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck *ssh*les, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the *ssh*les, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh*t
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