here's a wacky idea. Take this crap and put in on a website like myspace where this kind of garbage is not only accepted, but applauded for its horribleness.

You are a murderer, you are a life-destroyer

ah, oblongs.

This is the kind of YTMND that wants to tell us a long story, and when its finished, we all must sit and stare at it like whoever made this is the biggest jackass in the world. then give it a 1

ok, you can't spell, you have a crappy mic, you talk too soft, and you are obviously reading this from a textbook of some kind, since there is NO WAY that any of the actual SEX acts you are reading about have had you as an active participant. The wanking at a computer, I'm convinced you're well aware of that one. The others, no.

this was 30 seconds i cannot ever get back. Next time, take the energy it took to make this in sticking a gun in your mouth.

this is not funny in any way, shape, or form. Just in case you thought it was.

please, stop wasting everyones time with your personal crappy YTMNDs