She set of a fire extinguisher Because she wanted it to snow Her dad did it once She woke everybody up And Alpha Chi hates her But she'll do whatever it takes Maybe she'll just sweep

Well I was just scrolling down 4chan and I see "I fap to this" and next to it, the word "n*gg*r" with an arrow pointing up to the guy from the Allstate commercials. Then as I was laughing, I though "Fap means you're masterbating with your hands, and the man always says 'are you in good hands?' on the commercial..." But apparently it's just one of those things you have to be there for because no one else finds it funny. Whatever.

It's like a never-ending blow-up doll. Also, series of tubes.