Ralf's recent comments:

September 8th, 2006
On on the site ?Opera Man
Gore-oh! No more-oh! STOPPA! You scare-ah the bambinos!
September 5th, 2006
It's called "Tony Jaa Draws First Blood," and it has nothing to do with Unreal Tournament? You tease.
September 2nd, 2006
On on the site ?Worst Chorus Ever
MC Pee Pants
September 1st, 2006
"What song is that?" White Zombie - Feed the Gods It's on the Airheads soundtrack, they're the band playing in the club when Chris Farley pulls out that guy's nipple ring. And I'm sorry I know that.
August 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?SOTP RIGHT THERE!
The music's from the Outer Wall in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
August 18th, 2006
Space energy comes from Sugar Smacks. Not dilithium crystals, as was previously believed.
August 15th, 2006
I hate this movie. 4 for the editing.
August 8th, 2006
PO'ed
August 8th, 2006
Flashback
August 8th, 2006
On on the site ?Tie Fighters!
I invented this joke on IRC over 3 years ago.
February 6th, 2006
A winner is the Corinthian.
January 31st, 2006
I fully endorse this product and/or service.
January 28th, 2006
I'm disappointed that this wasn't related to Braveheart.
January 24th, 2006
I assumed their weakness would be puberty.
January 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?Shockmasta!
Worst wrestling debut ever.
August 18th, 2005
On on the site ?The Real King
Thought this was gonna end up being King Diamond or something.
August 2nd, 2005
Impossible. That's not Aaron Carter.
July 14th, 2005
On on the site ?Koko Desu Ka!!
Goenitz is a bastard.
July 2nd, 2005
Nice, but it would be better if it had the jarring chord before the speech.
June 26th, 2005
On on the site ?Sonic Burgers Suck!
This is true.
June 12th, 2005
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