Hey, look, he didn't believe in global warming. He didn't believe in death, either, and look how that played out. I'd say GTFO my planet, but he already did, thank FSM.
You also lose any and all points for "Beckon's". You were looking for "Beckons", without the apostrophe. Putting the apostrophe before an "S" denotes the possessive form of a noun, not the present tense verb that you needed to use there.
I'm sorry. It's a clever joke, and I think you executed it well, but people chewing in my ear is SUCH a pet peeve. I cannot in good conscience 5 this. I'm so very sorry.
For those of you just getting here, last night (earlier this morning) it was a pretty awesome Cool Runnings site. It's since been changed to this nonsense, which is a shame. The original was well-synced, pretty funny, and higher-rated; ostensibly why it was frontpage material. I now return you to the "blommer Shoots Himself in the Foot Show", already in progress.
Eh, not when there's a lot that are blanked out on a given comment section. A lot of people will just assume it's some douchebag spamming "N*GG*R C*CK" over and over, and not even bother.
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