THIS IS THE MOST INGENIOUS MANIPULATION OF A POORLY WRITTEN SPEECH, SO GOOD THAT I FEEL OBLIGATED TO EMPHASISE THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE WITH CAPS. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHPS!

"I'm going to buy an xBox (LOL APLPLEFIED) 360, I shoulda bought one a long time ago". No, kid, you should've bought about a hundred PS3s and sold them on eBay, and then use that money to buy a life, or some friends or something.

Totally out of sync. But this does win the set of tubes. Not the dumptruck, though.

It's an ISP. Sweet cuppin cupcake Moses, Aerofriction, you're a f*cking idiot.