TomatoCannon's recent comments:

November 11th, 2008
What can I say, other than great site, and....CONGRATULATIONS.
November 10th, 2008
If you aren't serious, and this is just a artmnd or a statement, it's genius. But if you're actually chasing that, then yeah, plow her 'till she bleeds. And when you get hauled off to prison for statutory, plow your inmate 'till he bleeds. Three months out of prison, plow your parole officer, and if the judge gives you any guff, plow him, too. Nice music, though. Where is that song from?
October 15th, 2008
I just shat in my pants a little.
October 6th, 2008
On on the site ?not necessary
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that 90% of those who downvoted this site are sore Cubs fans. Better luck in 2108, Chicago.
August 8th, 2008
On on the site ?O
Very interesting and unsettling, kmchp...I mean, knmch...k...whatever.
May 29th, 2008
KAAANNEEEEEDDDAAAAA!!!!
I hesitated when downvoting this one, because I'm almost certain symantech is trying to get a rise out of anybody sensitive enough to whine about any unfair labeling going on here. On the other hand, I think I need to go the obvious route and point out that any one guy in those pictures probably gets more pussy in a night than symantech sees in a year. Well, this site sucks anyways.
April 11th, 2008
I happen to enjoi being Minnesotan. First class of Lakeville North, represent. Too bad I decided to go to U of Iowa for college. I heard we just a flurry of bad weather up Minnesota, though. Truth, THEN?
April 11th, 2008
On on the site ?Brain Freeze
Hilarious, fearcondom. I never got to see that much of the movie, though, because my f*cking drunk friend ruined it for me.
April 11th, 2008
A very interesting, original ytmnd as usual. A gold star for you.
April 8th, 2008
It's not my fault this site is neither funny nor inspired, keaton. Oh, sh*t, I replied the first post again.
April 8th, 2008
Put up pictures of yourself masturbating using a lubricant comprised vinegar and your own blood from tiny slits you put on your penis from a razor blade. Come in a jar when you're finished. Periodically update a corner of the front page with how full the jizz jar is getting. When full, refrigerate slap a label on, dubbing it the man-onnaise. Spread your new man-onnaise on deli sandwiches and urinate on said sandwiches to soften them. Put up a video of you eating the sandwich. Become an internet phenomenom.
April 8th, 2008
Not really enough spelling and grammar errors to justify vocalizing it.
April 6th, 2008
God, I love the square wave. Ear-splitting fun.
April 6th, 2008
How to be an Edgy Athiest, by Matthew386: Create Ytmnds ridiculing Jesus/Christianity. Spout meaningless anti-religious rhetoric. Get beat by jocks in the bathroom. Cope by fapping to "The God Delusion" and heading to a Manson concert. Blame society's underlying problems on Christianity. Graduate from highschool. Get a degree in graphic design. Fail.
April 6th, 2008
By the way, where'd you find the images? Or did you put them together? Either way, excellent choice of music; Akira Yamaoka really hits the spot for this kind of stuff.
April 6th, 2008
What appropriate comparisons, you two.
April 4th, 2008
"Boom headshot"...? Holy crud, is it 2006 again?
April 4th, 2008
On on the site ?Marsha Loses Her Head
(-8)
You know, I think I remember that episode...and that...that didn't happen...
April 4th, 2008
OMG RULSE 1 &2 YOU NEWF*G
April 4th, 2008
No girls on the innerwebz, Max! Jesus christ!
April 4th, 2008
Rick Astley reaches as far and wide through the internet as light through the universe. That meme has acquired near infinite applicability but is getting god damn old. Still, I can't bring myself to downvote such a devastingly lovely voice.
April 4th, 2008
I was going to downvote this into oblivion, but then I realized that you deserve props just for your sheer effectiveness at making me despise you so quickly. Here's a five. You earned it.
September 3rd, 2007
On on the site ?family photo time!
(-5)
That this pointless sh*t has a rating above two stars is both astounding and depressing.
August 25th, 2007
Ahahahahahah. How embarassing. Hahaha.
June 2nd, 2007
I really know no other way of expressing my disdain for this site other than simply saying this is one of the most unfunny peices of crap I've seen in recent weeks.
May 31st, 2007
AHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahhahah. Oh man. Incredible. Hahhahaha
May 31st, 2007
He did it much better, sock. Less cliched sound file and all.
May 31st, 2007
Hahaha...I laughed so hard the first time I saw that part.
May 31st, 2007
It sure will. I'm never sitting through 60+ seconds of this ytmnd in hopes of a punchline AGAIN!