I despise community inspired pedophiliac innuendo, and this ytmnd is genuinely unfunny. But the Nabokov reference, and I hate reference humor, has earned you a 5.

-1 for using 'your' the possessive pronoun incorrectly.

Sure can: Nine Inch Nails

He isn't as nice as he looks.

5'd for free speech. Of all people, the YTMND community should appreciate this.

lol.

""-1 for German Tictacs, +1 for Surround Sound." They are Danish. Not German idiot >_> But really nice ytmnd :)" It could be either Norwegian or Swedish, but not Danish. ;)

5'ed for the Norsk.

Another brilliant idea that will disappear into ytmnd oblivion. Shame.

Hilarious. One of these days the YTMND community will recognize your genius.

Nice work.

Hilarious, 5'd