This is comedic gold in a way only YTMND can do -- a combination of funky images (or an animated image) with music that highlights or fuels the mental chain reaction. Very well done.

I doubt you'll get to see my comment under the torrent you're getting, but I'm curious -- are you of the mind that ANY religion is better than none?

I don't care if there were hundreds... no, THOUSANDS of stories like those five. That's still a teeny tiny itsy bitsy fraction compared to number of people in humanity that has ever lived or died throughout history. Sorry, but you lose. Take your pseudoscience religious bullsh*t and shove it. However, you made a damn fine site in terms of presentation and thought provoking and as such you are getting an appropriate rating for it.

Clever use of music gets you a "4"

I was going to give this a piddling, mediocre "3" but that sudden bacteria mullet man cracked me up. 4.

I'm giving you a two. This was a derivative work, and not a particularly inspired piece. You also forgot something very important -- "Denial", (in)conveniently hidden which implies Garfield wasn't facing reality. You wasted your time.

Finish the description for the last few and I'll five, easily.

Absolutely classic. I don't like telemarketing, but this guy had class. I really hope his boss commended him for it. The woman? I wish nothing bad on her. Life is tough enough when you're old white trash from a red state.

One star until I see proof you have projects worth more than YTMND (and don't say procreation because with almost seven billion humans right now, that's not as impressive as it once was)

5'd. Fav'd.

That's just an absurd combination, worth at least 3 stars.

you probably think you're clever. The problem is Haruhiists and non-Haruhiists get equally grossed out.