In short, you are a moron, BlueThunder. I would strongly recommend that you review these four points on a daily basis - you may even print these out and hang them up on top of your monitor until you are medically certified as fit to use a computer. Please ameliorate your awful condition expediently.
4) Truth has been epistemologically confirmed to be but a sum of human relations which have been poetically and rhetorically intensified. Simply stating that something is untrue does not necessarily make it untrue in reality.
3) The adjective "epic" is simply a tool of common rhetoric (rhetoric being situational and not performative). Therefore, the truth value of the assertion that this goal is "epic" is constructed by the asserter - it is contingent on that asserter's and the intended observer's own perception and past experiences.
2) Yes, *ssh*le, you are missing something - a brain. Your comment had absolutely no rhetorical value whatsoever, making it a waste of your time as well as the time of anyone else who is unfortunate enough to come across it. You also lack testicles - however, this is an entirely different matter.
1) You have problems processing simple visual signals. The puck was not blocked - the fact that this was termed "goal," is substantial evidence to back up this claim. The puck hit the goalie's blocker, and then slowly slid in.
BlueThunder you dumb sh*t. You are exactly what is wrong with this planet. I will now provide you with a structured criticism of your repulsive ways...
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