roberthans' recent comments:

August 14th, 2010
mike jones
March 30th, 2009
it was probably wrong calling it a 'mascot'. it's just something my bar is going to throw on promotional posters and tshirts this summer. in retrospect $20 was a low offer, but i was honestly just trying to establish some initial contact about it and then probably end up paying more once i got some serious efforts and talked to someone. and actually some dude on here made a really good one and all he wanted was the $20 but he won't write me back to let me know how to pay him.
March 26th, 2009
as serious as your suicide
March 26th, 2009
my best friend is a graphic designer. he's done stuff for us in the past, but he's in rehab right now. i respect gds and their field of work. but you guys gotta also understand, this is frigging cleveland, not manhattan. we don't exactly have a booming art industry here. and i'm not some big restaurant chain trying to come up with a mascot i will use to make profits off of for years to come. i just need a summer design, and a goddamn party parrot. i had no idea so many would offended by this.
March 26th, 2009
thanks for everyone who stood up for me. understand i'm not trying to undercut "the graphic design" industry. i don't work for the 'man' and i'm not trying to exploit cheap labor to get my evil corporate mascot. we just needed somethin to throw on some shirts this summer for our new patio. i figured this would be a good way to reach some bored people with artistic talent and maybe a need for a lil cash. and thanks to all who are making serious efforts, & even the ones who just made me laugh my *ss off.
March 26th, 2009
i came here because i know very little about this kind of sh*t. i figured there might be a few bored artists here...not necessarily pros...who would like the challenge, the money and/or recognition. i had no intention of offending anyone but goddamn you are one sensitive bastard.
March 26th, 2009
dude. i own a very small business. i wasn't expecting any real serious efforts here anyway. just maybe a few ideas or something. i'm a reg user here and figured i'd give it a shot. just wanted to throw something on our tshirts for giveaways this summer. its not like its going to be some big corporate logo or mascot. we are a tiny piece of sh*t dive bar and we are just throwing a drawing on some tshirts for giveaways and sh*t. jesus christ lighten up.
March 26th, 2009
is john whitecloud going to have a show on citrus?
March 26th, 2009
dude i'm gonna pay the guy. probably this guy from the looks of it.
March 26th, 2009
pretty damn funny.
March 25th, 2009
yeah why would you actually try to be creative, draw something, and maybe make a little cash for it?
March 25th, 2009
On on the site ?PARROTMND:StankyParrot
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officially 1st in the running so far. i don't feel like searching through google image to see if you ripped this off somewhere, so im taking your word that your really made it. awesome.
March 25th, 2009
first of all, f*ck you. i am a regular here and contribute to this site, this is my alt. second of all, f*ck you. i just gave money to this site to help support it. third of all, f*ck you, ytmnd is for advertisers, advertisements help keep this site alive. fourth of all, f*ck you, even this site i made, trying to get a tshirt design made for the piece of sh*t bar i own and maybe have some people get creative and have fun in the process, is better than all 4 of your sh*tty sites combined. go screw.
March 25th, 2009
On on the site ?parrot176
sorry our one bartender is epileptic.
March 25th, 2009
very nice. if the bar was in amsterdam this would be perfect.
March 25th, 2009
this made me laugh really hard. don't think this whole thing is going to pan out for me though. got some great laughs out of it though
March 24th, 2009
just laughed again this morning picturing darthwang speaking this into his microphone. f*cking LAWL
March 24th, 2009
i believe that parrot is copyrighted
March 24th, 2009
lol there is nothing to get. i need a goddamn cool looking party parrot for promotional sh*t for my bar. so i offered a contest on here. mostly i've just gotten jokes and giant c*cks, but hoping i might get one or two serious efforts. it looks like omgbrblol at least took the time to draw this one out and scan, i appreciate it. but obviously i cant throw this on a tshirt or anything.
March 24th, 2009
best. comment. ever.
March 23rd, 2009
f*cking lol if only the tshirt could talk
March 23rd, 2009
going to bed. please keep submitting. PM me any serious entries. (or joke entries if you wanna be a dick) i know someone out there has 20 min to spare to make a quick 20 bucks. and like i said, the better and higher quality it is, the more i will pay. it's a small bar, this isn't some national chain. just a little dive cleveland bar looking for a lil help. you'll get money and a cool shirt and you can put design work for my bar/restaurant on your resume. there's lotsa good artists here, give it a shot.
March 23rd, 2009
On on the site ?PARROTMND: Pay up
seriously...good. you're in the top running. it looks like you have skills. a little more detail and the removal of "naked" (we cater to families during the day) and this is a serious contender. this is the closest to what i'm looking for so far
March 23rd, 2009
bar is trying to attract young, hot girls. (which is a very difficult thing to do in cleveland considering there are like 10 in the entire city) think spuds mckenzie, but a drunk margaritaville parrot that everyone wants to party with. pictures of gigantic c*cks, while lawlworthy, do not make good t shirts. i knew most of these sites would be jokes but i'm hopin i might get one or two actual decent attempts.
March 23rd, 2009
a little too abstract. but great effort
March 23rd, 2009
On on the site ?A Righteous Dude
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
March 23rd, 2009
my new screen saver
March 23rd, 2009
On on the site ?parrot
not quite the demographic i'm shooting for, but quite an impressive parrot nonetheless
March 23rd, 2009
On on the site ?PARROTTMND: IT BEGINS
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LMAO so it begins...