Sir Francis Bacon made me lol.

A bit of a weird mix, but leather belt kicks ass.

Awesome. I thought this would never get to YTMND.

also penis mightiers

How is this NWS?

I've been virus free for years without even using an anti-virus. Smart users > viruses. Plus there are viruses, just not many. http://antivirus.about.com/od/macintoshresource/Macintosh_Viruses_and_Mac_Virus_Resources.htm

Fruity Mc-Gay-Gay

I hate Lazytown so f*cking much, but this is worth 4 because Tourette's Guy is so kickass.

...The whole motivational speech was only fifteen dollars. All: Oh, okay (etc.)

Jeff George: Because you are not anybody's meat puppet! Say that with me! All: I am not anybody's meat puppet! I am not anybody's meat puppet! I am not anybody's meat puppet! Jeff George: Officers, hands in! Hands into the center there! On three, "Reno! Reno! Reno!" All: Reno! Reno! Reno! [applause] Dangle: Thank you. Wiegel: I have no f*cking idea what it is what we're supposed to do. Junior: Are we in trouble? Garcia: I'm not a meat puppet or a beaner? Dangle: I don't know. I got him off the Internet...

...as brilliant, little pebbles just waiting for your code word. Well what if your code word doesn't come? Huh? Uh-huh? Are you going to sit around in your cruiser and wind up as ejected from somebody's crazy physics package? One simple question: Who the hell hit the chicken switch? Huh? Who the hell hit the chicken switch? Garcia! You haven't been pounding the bricks here at Reno to buy Johnson a suit or Jones a dress, have you? Garcia: No sir. Jeff George: I did not think so! Garcia: No sir. ...

Jeff George: Ladies and gentlemen of the Reno Sheriff's Department. You people, as a force, as a community, as a group, have an opportunity. And that is why I'm here today. That is why Lieutenant Jimmy Dangle asked me to speak to you. Let's look at the facts. [points at board] Currently, we are at cool fault on the daughter board and the daisy wheel is just about to crash and all you people do is sit around and gritch. I ask you: Does the belt not go through all the loops? You all see yourselves...

The sound simutaneously made me laugh my *ss off and made my ears bleed.

+1

Fav'd

I think Halo 3 is the definition of overhyped, but I must defend it. F*ck you, Jacko.

5 for horsedick.

Five stars and Twizzlers.

4 for FMJ.

Good concept and great song choice. Five for sure.

With people like this, I'm starting to question whether the First Amendment is a good idea or not.

Agreed. Fav'd.

I'M AT THE MUSEUM! THE MUSEUM! NO IT'S RUBBISH! IT'S RUBBISH!

The sword just makes it better.

I've been waiting my whole life for a loop of this.

Was expecting Leonidas to be pointing at a map of Greece and saying the usual.

I hate Nickelback so much.

I had a biology teacher who had a poster for the Medicine Man in his room and played a scene from it for absolutely no reason. No joke.

We have enough Epic Maneuver sh*t here. Even though I hate William Hung so much, there's something funnier about him singing it in this one case.

It must be naptime!