?best fart joke shut up idiots!!! |
fourest |
(3.63) |
2,199 |
2014-03-21 |
description:
dat money-hat, miss him to death
domain:
askaakhewouldknow
fg image origin:
waaaaaa
sound origin:
waaaaaaa
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?(nsfw) Mel Gibson Thanksgiving Special |
Imakeafunny |
(4.55) |
5,301 |
2013-11-28 |
description:
In this episode, Mel just can't contain his temper in the kitchen while he serves guests on Thanksgiving.
domain:
whowantstoeat
keywords:
mel,mel gibson,thanksgiving,sitcom,rant,who wants to eat
fg image origin:
shut up
sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/tnt-magazine/mel-gibson-in-crazy-rant-at
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?Rachel Party! |
jwitko |
(1.00) |
374 |
2013-11-23 |
description:
The perfect essence of a rachel party
domain:
rachelparty
fg image origin:
shut up
sound origin:
fuck this
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?It's been 38 years... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.88) |
3,032 |
2013-11-10 |
description:
I didn't forget.
domain:
November10th
keywords:
Edmund Fitzgerald,Lake Superior,Gitche Gumee,Gales of November,Gordon Lightfoot
fg image origin:
Nothing I got in Duluth this past summer topped this souvenir from 2009
bg image origin:
The ship
sound origin:
I recorded it live in September. BEST CONCERT EVER, SHUT UP IDIOTS
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?(nsfw) RU Ready? |
Imakeafunny |
(2.60) |
951 |
2013-11-04 |
description:
I don't know. Shut up.
domain:
descendingshit
keywords:
shit goes down,cypress hill,sesame street,muppets,pooping
fg image origin:
googles
sound origin:
youtubes
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?(nsfw) SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP |
leonardreinhardt |
(1.00) |
769 |
2013-10-27 |
description:
Shut the fuck up
domain:
shutupshutthefuckup
fg image origin:
People shutting the fuck up
sound origin:
People shutting the fuck up
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?TRUTHTMND: C-SPAN Callers Won't Shut... |
woman |
(3.13) |
1,049 |
2013-07-05 |
description:
The Truth is rising!
domain:
building7
keywords:
9/11,WTC7,owned
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHAiB7tOeGo
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?Mr. Patinkin makes a grocery decision |
amindlessidiot |
(3.94) |
3,671 |
2013-06-04 |
description:
Mandy Patinkin wants der fucking figs or der fucking raisins, he can't decide which.
Dried fruit comes with bottle cap attachments these days, shut up.
domain:
figs
keywords:
patinkin,sondheim
fg image origin:
simpsons
sound origin:
patinkin sings sondheim
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?More than Ever - Max Needs Us |
tzsjynx |
(4.10) |
5,913 |
2013-04-26 |
description:
Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes.
Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it.
Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.
domain:
helpmaxwithmoney
fg image origin:
I love you.
sound origin:
=* ;(
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?"4"egi"2"reflect"0"... |
barf |
(3.61) |
2,864 |
2013-04-20 |
description:
i don't care if i'm not allowed to use photoshop, shut up
domain:
aegis-reflector
keywords:
aegisreflector,aegis reflector,420,4/20,smoke weed every day,also vote 5 every day,a site to appeal to,no i'm not making a comeback,i just wanted to make a stupid 420 site
fg image origin:
AegisReflector performing the Weed Reflector
bg image origin:
MeKHANman 6 - Mr. V's Stage
sound origin:
Weed Fighter 420 - VolKHANic Rim
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?(nsfw) SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALKSDGJIA... |
urzuseven |
(1.67) |
938 |
2013-03-27 |
description:
Everyone wants you to shut up
domain:
redequalsign
keywords:
red, equal,sign,redequalsign,marriage,equality,gay,lesbian,bi,tranny,fuck
fg image origin:
Gays and burning
bg image origin:
No big deal
sound origin:
Community
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?URGENT: SAVE YTMND. |
directory |
(4.09) |
21,473 |
2013-03-21 |
description:
YTMND shutting the fuck down according to max. Donation fund set up.
bitcoin:
19LNLb5mNPTV8jN8e9zNg9ytUsS6UNY1bU
If you need a helping hand,
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Buying_Bitcoins_%28the_newbie_version%29
Seriously, don't let this site die.
domain:
bitcoin
fg image origin:
19LNLb5mNPTV8jN8e9zNg9ytUsS6UNY1bU
sound origin:
bass [a$ap rocky]
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?(nsfw) Meesa to the rescue |
Meesa |
(3.33) |
2,338 |
2013-02-08 |
description:
I have started this venture to promote the M.E.E.S.A. movement. I chose a song by Sin With Sebastian as a way to pay tribute to the ideals of the M.E.E.S.A. movement!
domain:
meesa
keywords:
meesa,nisa,jar jar,suck your cock
fg image origin:
self-made
bg image origin:
self-made
sound origin:
Sin With Sebastian - Shut Up and Sleep With Me
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?Baron Lasers lasers the darndest things (aka Old Bl... |
DarthWang |
(3.64) |
1,537 |
2013-01-14 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
hauled
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Baron Guy
sound origin:
Family Lasers
|
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?IT'S SUNDAY |
Krangar18 |
(3.77) |
3,454 |
2012-12-23 |
description:
I was thinking of making a Doctor Who site where it's all ms paint and The Doctor has a cat that keeps shitting on the console. Rory says, "Doctor you fucked up. You've turned the universe into a giant ass."
"Well that's why you don't bring CATS into the TARDIS, you twit!
"You materialized around his hiding spot behind the TV!"
"SHUT UP and fly the Tardis while I make cat litter out of chunks of the floor."
The Doctor will discover that the Tardis didn't come with an emergency sledge hammer and curse the manufacturer. But they crash on Planet Wetfood and they never see the cat again. Amy cries.
domain:
itsatimemachine
keywords:
BEHOLD,the flames rise from the compasses cardinal points,burn the sacred oil,and with the ashes you'll anoint
fg image origin:
yeah
sound origin:
still haven't heard this song
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?Shut Up, Babydick |
iwascruel |
(3.60) |
1,858 |
2012-10-11 |
description:
I'm gonna marry that whore.
domain:
shutupbabydick
keywords:
shut up babydick, shut up, babydick
fg image origin:
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Frank's Pretty Woman
sound origin:
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Frank's Pretty Woman
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?Chawa's true niggahood questioned? Fuck th... |
DarthWang |
(3.67) |
4,393 |
2012-09-22 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
keelhauled
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Paster Gayvid Bitching
sound origin:
He is a GAY NIGGA! - Shut the Hell up, bitch-ass Wii fanboy!
|
?Typical Saturday Night |
stellwa1 |
(1.00) |
1,531 |
2012-09-16 |
description:
shut up
domain:
bangnamstyle
keywords:
bane,gangnam,style,psy,simpsons,homer,simpson,skipping,batman,dark,night,rises,typical,saturday
fg image origin:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9gzuhJ0T61ro9mijo1_400.gif
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
|
?The Lovie Smiths - Please Please Please Shut The ... |
Father-McKenzie |
(3.74) |
4,765 |
2012-09-11 |
description:
yelling about football year mmxii
domain:
shutthe
fg image origin:
footballs
sound origin:
week 1
|
?HORSETHIS |
C5R2 |
(2.45) |
820 |
2012-05-21 |
description:
SHUT UP
domain:
HORSETHIS
keywords:
POWER,JAPAN,CHINA,PIZZA,MUSHROOMS,POPAJOHNS,STEVEN,JOSHUA BIOAK
fg image origin:
NOPE
bg image origin:
NO
sound origin:
NEGATIVE
|
?Shut up and sleep with me |
ToxicFuel64 |
(3.00) |
811 |
2012-05-06 |
description:
Shut up and sleep with him for Christ sake.
domain:
sleepwi
fg image origin:
Youtube shut up and sleep with me Sin with Sebastian
sound origin:
Sin with Sebastian sleep with me
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?Geoff Smith - In The Morning - ThunderwingMusicC... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
3,566 |
2012-05-02 |
description:
Adam Curry, the famous former MTV VJ, helped invent podcasting in the early part of the first decade of the 2000s. His role in the invention of podcasting earned him the nickname "The Podfather." He started his first podcast in 2004, [i]Daily Source Code[/i], which still continues today. In October 2007, he and his longtime friend, technology writer and commentator John C. Dvorak, decided to create a weekly podcast called [i]No Agenda[/i]. It started out as Adam & John just discussing the news of the week in general (technology, politics, celebrities, etc.), and has since evolved into a twice-a-week deconstruction of the world's newsworthy events, centered primarily on politics. Over the years, through over 400 episodes, fans have donated money, music and jingles to the show. One of the most prolific donators of music and jingles to the show is Nashville musician Geoff Smith. This is a song written in tribute to [i]No Agenda[/i] that references their jingle "In The Morning," which was based on Family Guy's "Weenie and the Butt." Enjoy, and please feel free to download this one! You can also download it (and an acoustic version) at http://thegeoffsmith.com.
domain:
inthemorningslaves
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,geoff smith,weenie and the butt,family guy,new world order,shut up slave,in the morning,thunderwingmusicchannel
fg image origin:
http://noagenda.wikia.com/wiki/No_Agenda_74:_%22Enter_Colorado%22
sound origin:
http://thegeoffsmith.com/free/
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?(nsfw) shut up rach |
mikeymike84 |
(1.80) |
684 |
2012-04-21 |
description:
shut up rach
domain:
shutuprach
fg image origin:
rach wetton
sound origin:
house of pain
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?(nsfw) shut up and sit down |
fourest |
(4.38) |
12,404 |
2012-04-17 |
description:
shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!
domain:
shutupsitdown
keywords:
snatch,shut up,sit down,bald,fuck
fg image origin:
snatch
sound origin:
snatch, dre
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?Fuckin.. Bambi |
reneemay |
(1.00) |
378 |
2012-04-10 |
description:
bambi... shut the hell up.
domain:
shutthehellupbambi
fg image origin:
it's mine.. of me and my cat
sound origin:
it's meow mix. it's from the meow mix advert.
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?(nsfw) ok |
billiejoe |
(2.33) |
2,284 |
2012-03-03 |
description:
not real shut up
domain:
brallon
fg image origin:
ryan ross is gay
bg image origin:
so is brendon
sound origin:
together mmm
|
?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
17,006 |
2012-02-29 |
description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
domain:
tikkktokkk
keywords:
moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight
fg image origin:
Ke$ha
bg image origin:
McDonalds, Ke$ha, and obscene editing
sound origin:
The multi-mooniverse
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?shutupEli |
aliciac |
(1.00) |
423 |
2012-02-13 |
description:
testing.
domain:
sexyeli
keywords:
ukiss,shut up,eli
fg image origin:
tumblr
bg image origin:
tumblr
sound origin:
4shared
|
?GAYTMND: Obi-Wan Steals a Gucci Bag |
thehappybirthday |
(4.19) |
7,721 |
2012-01-23 |
description:
Gucci Gucci
domain:
obiwansteallsgucci
keywords:
gaytmnd,obi-wan,gucci bag
fg image origin:
Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles (edit)
sound origin:
Shut Up and Sleep with Me
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?GAYTMND: Steven Seagal gets into a Slap Fight |
thehappybirthday |
(3.67) |
1,372 |
2012-01-16 |
description:
Slappin ya slappin ya 'cause you're disrespecting me!
domain:
stevenseagalslapfight
keywords:
steven seagal,slap fight
fg image origin:
A Dangerous Man
sound origin:
Shut Up and Sleep with Me
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