You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover

Hello buds,

A good deal of exciting news on the forefront. First up is that after months of bugging the company who makes the software which turns our GIFs into SWF, they sent us the C++ source code for the GIF portion of the code and davidc managed to track down the bug. Now we're just waiting for them to send us a new version of the binary and we'll be ready to do another test. A little more about this at YTMND Development Blog. You can also view the source code of the new flash template here.

Next up is that the refactor is now being worked on at least 30 hours a week. We have the new design for YTMND.com. I've spent the last few months slowly rewriting all of the core libraries where needed and the dev site is beginning to come together. It's coming.


I know I'm guilty of prematurely announcing features, and I don't want you all too excited. It's still probably a couple months off, as this is a rewrite of 90% of YTMND's code base, as well as a 100% rewrite of the HTML and Javascript. So much of what currently runs YTMND was written in 2004 and 2005, and I've learned a lot since then. I'll try to update the dev blog frequently about what I'm working on and the progress. At some point in the future people will be needed to beta test the new site, as everything down to the login system has been completely rewritten.

I just got the new designs last week so I've been chopping them up. I know you all want a peek, but be patient my prettys.


T-shirts are still coming in, but this week I'm sending off some designs to the printer to do some test prints and see which designs end up looking good and which will fall apart after a few runs through the washer. I've got an actual third party on the store, so this time around things should be more organized. I'll post more information sometime next week on what designs we chose.

Some of you may have noticed that your votes are showing up delayed, or you are able to comment more frequently than previously allowed. This is due to DB maintenance which is required for the transition to the new code base, and it will continue for the next few weeks. Please try not to abuse the site at this time or you will receive swift punishment.

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April 22nd, 2009
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also, if you still have shirt designs, send them in!
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April 22nd, 2009
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large psd versions of my shirt designs are available if any of them get chosen, and I mean, c'mon, one of them will get made, right? I mean, it would really suck if none of my designs make it onto an actual shirt, right? I mean, after all the goddamn time I have spent and all the hours of my life I have poured into this site, you could at least print one lousy v-neck, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
April 22nd, 2009
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These shirts are lookin' really good. I can't wait to see them on nice, soft, cheep cloth! :D
April 22nd, 2009
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Coooooooool
April 22nd, 2009
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*****To prevent upvoting and downvoting, I would like to propose that the viewer MUST vote on the site BEFORE they are able to view who the creator is. But you say what if they make a mistake and click 4 instead of 5? this is why there would be 2 sets of stars. if in one set the user clicks 4 and in the other they click 5, they must revote until both votes match. Votes can only be changed [x] number of days after the original vote to prevent people from going back instantly and revoting. Opinions?
April 22nd, 2009
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T-shirt idea: Max Goldberg
April 22nd, 2009
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and drink some cherry wine UH HUH
April 22nd, 2009
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shadydragon: sorry, that doesn't sound like it would work too well. Sometimes I like to look at other sites by the same author. Also, the 2-vote system sounds stupid. This isn't a password that you need to set and verify. I like that you can always change your vote because sites can change and so can your opinion of them.
April 22nd, 2009
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what about c*cks?
April 22nd, 2009
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FEATURE ME
April 22nd, 2009
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Moon Man
April 22nd, 2009
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GETTIN MONEY
April 22nd, 2009
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That won't really help shadydragon. Plus, I've pretty much committed every user's site style to memory.
April 22nd, 2009
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get a real job
April 22nd, 2009
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I'm surprised I didn't see a number for a reply in Max's comment.
April 22nd, 2009
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Also, it turned out the reason those GIFs were breaking (the 16,000 frame error) was due to the fact that they use a 0ms delay. If you want your sites to work on YTMND in the future, use at least a 1ms delay (but you should really probably avoid anything under ~6ms).
April 22nd, 2009
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In before over 9,000 remark.
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Coon
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April 22nd, 2009
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also source codes
April 26th, 2009
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sex on my penis
April 28th, 2009
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sex with goats
May 7th, 2009
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LOL WUT
August 3rd, 2009
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How does it feel to know that your userbase is slipping away?
October 8th, 2009
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JEWS DID GENGHIS KHAN
October 16th, 2009
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i agree with shady dragon. does my minority vagina outweigh anything? k thx bai.
April 22nd, 2009
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aye things happen around here?
April 22nd, 2009
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when can we get the matlab source code for the GIFs?
April 22nd, 2009
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When you finish C.
April 22nd, 2009
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April 22nd, 2009
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in retrospect, i apologize.
April 22nd, 2009
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just tell them to use matlab for the coding
April 22nd, 2009
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weird, didnt even see gravitys comment when i posted mine
April 22nd, 2009
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matlab
April 22nd, 2009
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* Note: Flash is f*cking garbage and as such, (or maybe this is due to my ignorance) * you will not be able to enter full screen mode from the IDE, as you need to set a variable * in the embed 'enableFullscreen = true', which is set to false by default....... LOL new flash template.
April 22nd, 2009
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matlab joke
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tits&ass
April 22nd, 2009
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DID I WIN AT T-SHIRTS, MAX?
April 22nd, 2009
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you're the max dog.com
April 22nd, 2009
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couldnt you round up and just make a C++ a B-?
April 22nd, 2009
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Not until he has finished C.
April 22nd, 2009
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*****To prevent upvoting and downvoting, I would like to propose that the viewer MUST vote on the site BEFORE they are able to view who the creator is. But you say what if they make a mistake and click 4 instead of 5? this is why there would be 2 sets of stars. if in one set the user clicks 4 and in the other they click 5, they must revote until both votes match. Votes can only be changed [x] number of days after the original vote to prevent people from going back instantly and revoting. Opinions?
April 22nd, 2009
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Or we could remove the 1, 2, 3 and 4 star vote options. Problem solved.
April 22nd, 2009
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I think a much easier way would be to allow semi anonymous site creation. i.e. your username would be hidden for the first 24 hours of a site going up if you chose the option.
April 22nd, 2009
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good idea. mandatory semi-anonymity sounds even better.
April 22nd, 2009
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This goes well with the idea of "Lists" and seeing when your buddies make sites... oh wait
April 22nd, 2009
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I don't think a hidden system would be of great benefit because people will just PM each other with their new sites and it will usually be pretty obvious what user or group have made the site. It might work in that users that are not liked a whole lot will get fairer ratings, but the system is easily exploited.
April 22nd, 2009
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I think the biggest problem is the lack of voting users in general. If we had more frequent voters, the upvoting and downvoting issues would be balanced out. Still I like the idea of chosen or mandatory anonymity. As it is now, some sites RC might get a rating over 4 but only 10 votes, and die. I'm not concerned so much about the ratings but if a site is getting over 4 and it gets no attention, there is something wrong. I can't really blame most users though: the chances of finding a gem in RC is unlikely.
April 22nd, 2009
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If we need more votes, we need more users, and this site died months ago. The amount of active users, view counts on most viewed etc. have dropped dramatically since I first joined in 2007. This site depends on the users, and if nobody is using it then it's gonna be boring and stale. We need more users contributing before we can solve the problem. Also, I think giving anonmity a trial wouldn't hurt, but is there any point in implementing such a system when most new content is complete and utter sh*t anyway?
April 22nd, 2009
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wtf you people are still comment waring over "the great vote epidemic of 09" ??? i think the problem is that parents allow their little children to use the computer. also: white males are really dragging this place down.
April 22nd, 2009
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?
April 22nd, 2009
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Yep. I didn't want to be so blunt bu you are right filibuster: ytmnd is really dead. And Umfuld, Up and coming only shows 10 sites on the frontpage. "Hundreds" what are you talking about? I think the point you are trying to make is that its harder to get exposure, but that is MORE due to a lack of users issue than an overabundance of sites rated over 4. Ratings are just an abstraction that tells us how much we will like a site, and acts as a filter for exposure. Beyond that ratings have no value.
April 22nd, 2009
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Come on now. No one sees the site unless it's on the frontpage. The other pages of up and coming have always been worthless. Since you don't make sites very often I guess you don't understand why its really devastating to be limited to a very small number of votes and views. It's really hard to be motivated to make good sites when that's all you have. I hate to sound selfish, but attention is the only thing you get to indulge in when making sites, since you don't get paid.
April 22nd, 2009
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I've never really seen an U&C where the sites truly deserved a 2 or less so until U&C is filled with garbage I'm not too worried.
April 22nd, 2009
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The other reason to come to ytmnd is to enjoy other content. But since there are so few frequent users that make sites on ytmnd, good content is on the low side. Believe me when I say the ratings are the last thing on my mind when I come here, for good reason.
April 22nd, 2009
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OH OH Response to semi anonymous site creation: i had that idea too, but i thought that maybe you cannot see WHO MADE THE SITE UNTIL YOU VOTE?? not even in the site profile? that would really cut down user voting. REALLY MUCH SOO!!
April 22nd, 2009
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as long as my moon man sites arent on up and coming i dont see a problem with whats on it. If ur site is truly good, then it will get the attention it deserves
April 22nd, 2009
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not true shak, not true at all. ytmnd is full of hidden gems.
April 23rd, 2009
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Alts don't have semi-anonymity. They have full anonymity. And I guess I selfishly want to take credit for all of my hard work, so I refuse to make serious sites with mine.
April 23rd, 2009
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<3
April 24th, 2009
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Don't taze me bro! LOL REMEMBER?
April 25th, 2009
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instead of using this anonymous crap why not just have U&C randomize what you see from the top 7 pages or show sites you havent voted on. having someone thats anonymous is going to in the long run change the average point value of a site by .1-.2? honestly. if all i do is downvote every crappy site i see im probably going to wind up seeing more crappy sites ive already seen in which case all that downvoting is pointless.
May 7th, 2009
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gr33nscr33n is an expert on alts, especially considering he probably uses like 10 of them to downvote sites of his enemies.
July 19th, 2009
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I really haven't been here more than a couple of times in the last few years. The current state of this site makes me sad and nostalgic. What the hell happened to this place?
April 22nd, 2009
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pixies
April 22nd, 2009
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I often judge a book by its cover. The dust jacket is usually quite informative.
April 22nd, 2009
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^relevant comment
April 22nd, 2009
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Last weekend site creation and editing were broken for a while, and site editing still seems to be broken for me. Can this be fixed or is it a side effect of the transition?
April 22nd, 2009
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Have you looked at most of the sites lately? Site creation being broken wouldn't be that bad of a thing.
April 22nd, 2009
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All our servers moved to a new data center, and the content servers which had been up for around 600~ days were required to get a disk check, which accounts for the downtime and site creation issues. Can describe your editing woes?
April 22nd, 2009
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lol
April 22nd, 2009
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Thanks for the info max. I recently fixed a gif for one of my older sites (same content, but a cleaner edit) and uploaded the new asset. The preview function won't load the site at all when using the preloader, and without the preloader there's a blank screen with only sound.
April 22nd, 2009
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Grow up, maxisjewscum. (More like maxisjewscumisscum amirite?)
April 22nd, 2009
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I guess KoenanTheBarbarian is angry I deleted his accounts. :(
April 22nd, 2009
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ihateblackpeople must be IRATE at all this. wait, THEYRE ALL JASON "RUTHERFORD" SURFERBOI.
April 22nd, 2009
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but hey KoenanTheBarbarian & alts arent all bad, we're buds now and we dont downvote each other. turning enemies into friends: this is the power of ytmnd, driving social networking force on the internet.
April 22nd, 2009
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hard to downvote when you cant log in..
April 22nd, 2009
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ya but "your jew cum" can log in. he threatened us all with a "new ip hack," remember? and he clearly has achieved this mad hackerz goal.
April 22nd, 2009
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im afraid you ban maxisjew cum too....
June 25th, 2009
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GOOD DEAL OF LATE BREAKING NEWS: The gif I tried to upload in April must have been cursed by the server. I was eventually able to edit the site by saving it as a different asset.
April 22nd, 2009
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The blue stars called. They said they aren't coming back until you straighten your broken website out, max.
April 22nd, 2009
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free JIZZmonsta
April 22nd, 2009
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and featured users
April 22nd, 2009
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just dont makeit like the white template plz
April 22nd, 2009
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The blue stars are still missing from sites in which I vote.
April 22nd, 2009
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C++ is one thing, but do you think they could use MATLAB?
April 22nd, 2009
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So when's the new front page coming?
April 22nd, 2009
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So we are getting T-shirts before the apocalypse after all.
April 22nd, 2009
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Will this fix the bug where non-preloaded sites don't have sound in firefox? Also thanks for fixing the preview bug
April 22nd, 2009
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OH M G i wanna be featured like KEATONKEATON 444 please max im such a cool, just do it even if its for a joke OH MY GOD i just wanna see the pink and know its your pink thats pink'n me.................................................................
April 22nd, 2009
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actually can you make my name purple for being an annoying but friendly user? all annoying my friendly users should be in purple.
April 22nd, 2009
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F UCK. i meant to say "annoying but friendly" not "annoying MY friendly" ok guys everyone just pretend i didnt really screw that up. im sorry, i just screwed it up bigtime sh*t.
April 22nd, 2009
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Max, please make my name maroon. Thanks.
April 22nd, 2009
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Max, please make my name green.
April 22nd, 2009
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Thanks Max!! :)
April 22nd, 2009
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warn the town the beast is loose
April 22nd, 2009
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OMG SOMEBODY POST THE BEAST IS LOOSE LINK H O L Y S H I T
April 24th, 2009
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Please make me red max, it would be awesome
April 22nd, 2009
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What's a preloader?
April 22nd, 2009
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i wanna see more shirts with zooming text
April 22nd, 2009
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has anyone done one that just says"Picture. Sound. Text."?
April 22nd, 2009
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Max called me pretty...that's all I needed to hear. My viriginity is yours.
April 22nd, 2009
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Also, votes from a week ago still haven't shown up yet. They do in the profile area if I leave a comment but that's it. That's not delayed or slow, that's FUBARED.
April 22nd, 2009
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you can't cover a judge with a book
April 22nd, 2009
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You can't judge a cook by his brother.
April 22nd, 2009
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You can't book a cook without cover.
April 22nd, 2009
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knowledge is power
April 22nd, 2009
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I don't give a f*ck about the problems so long as the ytmnds are funny.. I can adjust.... but what realy needs to be fixed is people who break the rules...
April 22nd, 2009
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that's what keeps this place funny.
April 24th, 2009
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how about NO! you freaky deak dutch bastard.
April 22nd, 2009
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How's the new mod system coming? At least your on top of the real problems, like mine and Umfuld's comments. Long live the King Troll, max goldberg
April 22nd, 2009
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Hey Max- if you wind up choosing either of my designs, they're Flash vector files, so I can give them to you at any resolution you need. Also, if you test print one of those suckers and find it has small details that are hard to print, I could easily edit the images to be simpler and bolder. (Eliminating tiny details, drawing a flatter mullet, etc)
April 23rd, 2009
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HOWS ABOUT I C++ MY FIST IN YO FACE SUCKA!!!!
April 23rd, 2009
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f*ck i cant vote or fav at all. it sucks
April 23rd, 2009
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COPYRIGHT 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
April 23rd, 2009
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More Pacard for More Epic! MPME!
April 23rd, 2009
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NAACP
April 23rd, 2009
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Press [+] if you think Moon Man sites should be banned.
April 23rd, 2009
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Press [-] if you'd rather press [+], and press [+] if you'd rather press [-]. Also, if you're unsure, press [+] and [-] simultaneously (or do nothing at all). If you press either [+] or [-] more than once in a row if you're retarded, unless you press [+] 25 times in a row followed by pressing [-] 13 times in a row, in which case you just sent a vote for John McCain back in time to November 4, 2008, where its existence will be made in a random voting machine located somewhere in the Midwest.
April 23rd, 2009
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To do the same for Barack Obama, press [+] 11 times in a row, followed by [-] 36 times in a row. To send a time-traveling vote for Ralph Nader, simply tilt back your head and scream the binary representation of the number 823,092 (in two's compliment). If you want fries with that, say so before you get to the second window you f*cking assclown. Press [reply] to any comment if you'd like to voice your meaningless opinion amongst a large gathering of meaningless people.
April 23rd, 2009
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Press 0 for the operator. Printing press. Press Start to begin. Press the power switch off before you leave the room. Press the history eraser button. Press the shirt to remove wrinkles. Press this. Press that. PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS P
April 23rd, 2009
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Ode to Press: Press, press, it's good for your finger The more you press, the more you linger The longer you linger, the better your rants, SO NOW PRESS [+] AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
April 23rd, 2009
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I read this story and I decided to vote and I pressed the button, when to my surprise and horror a skeleton popped out.
April 24th, 2009
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HOW DO I VOAT FOR PON RAUL?
April 24th, 2009
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just say "HAY I LIKE RON PAUL" out loud 100-200 times and you should be okay
May 7th, 2009
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Press [+] if you think lefties are hypocrites for acting all butthurt when a conservative government tries to censor their lefty media, but do the same exact thing when the tables are turned.
April 23rd, 2009
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Swift Punishment with GREAT JUSTICE!
April 23rd, 2009
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I'd still like to know when Duke Nukem Forever is coming out
April 23rd, 2009
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"Third party" on the shirts means a Cafepress account, right?
April 23rd, 2009
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hi max
April 23rd, 2009
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Blue Iris is dieing, post your memories here.
April 23rd, 2009
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you can't judge a website by its exponentially diminishing user base
April 24th, 2009
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DAVID DUKE ARRESTED
April 24th, 2009
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IN PRAGUE
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April 24th, 2009
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Also please do something about all the alt downvoters
April 24th, 2009
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lets all watch GYMKATA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flieq60uPIg
April 25th, 2009
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Princess Party background makes me miss Afrotech. :(
April 25th, 2009
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Hello From: reginalove (block sender) 2009-04-25 07:36:42 Hello I came across your profile in and I will like us to have a good relationship and to know much better .my name is Regina,i am single and never marriage.I will wait for your reply.you can contact me at this my email address (reginamabar1@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about myself. waiting to hear from you, plesae i will contact me direct to my private Email address (reginamabar1@yahoo.com) Yours Regina.
April 25th, 2009
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DON'T SEND EMAILS TO SENEGAL!!
April 25th, 2009
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She's registered to a helluva lotta dating sites.
April 25th, 2009
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Princesses make me feel giddy.
April 26th, 2009
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p r e t t y
April 26th, 2009
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I was in the WRONG place at the WRONG time for the WRONG reason and the WRONG rhyme on the WRONG day of the WRONG week I used the WRONG method with the WRONG technique WRONG WRONG
April 26th, 2009
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PREGGERS?
April 28th, 2009
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WRONG (lol)
April 26th, 2009
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I got 2nd in the DEW contest. Where's my shirt?
April 27th, 2009
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Guys, the honeymoon is OVER *cleans bathroom floor*
April 27th, 2009
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what happened to the steve sutton stuff you were adding to the site? or was that just the 1-800 number?
April 27th, 2009
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April 27th, 2009
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EEK EEK EEP EEK!!! (throws bukket)
April 27th, 2009
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You've made total votes with an average rating of 0
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Eh this is just what the washington post said would happen if we elected a black president
April 28th, 2009
170th
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I miss the princesses.
April 28th, 2009
172nd
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UN CONFIRMS OUTBREAK CANNOT BE CONTAINED. If I were you I'd start cleaning the bathroom until you could drink out of the toilet if you had to because its so clean.
April 28th, 2009
173rd
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alternate method of survival suggestion box:
April 28th, 2009
174th
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crazy straw? but what if you lose it?
April 28th, 2009
175th
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hey max, can you make it so when people comment on a site, they can opt to attach a small image to that comment? Like something under 500kb or something? I think each user could be even more creative when commenting on a site they enjoy. The addition of little images helps users express feelings they can't put into words, or perhaps make a joke that doesn't require words at all. I think the hilarity of this site could increase exponentially if you gave the users this method of creative expression.
April 28th, 2009
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How about judging from the prologue? -->You'd think it would be impossible to cough up your own intestines from the flu, or get so dehydrated that your stomach cracks open and your regurgitate all of your internal organs. I don't know how you expect to drink water when you are too weak to stand and you've lost your crazy straw -- plus you better finish it all or you might drown, from the inabilty to raise your head high enough out of the toilet water. It was only an act of fate that your t-shirt was half
April 28th, 2009
178th
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shut up
April 29th, 2009
179th
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How about this: running a program for the first time 1975. Day 1. Almost drowned in toilet. Day 2. Cursed computers forever. Day 3. Diagnosed with Swine Flu
April 29th, 2009
180th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/HymenJewsteinburg/ is scum.
April 29th, 2009
182nd
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Wreck_of_the_Edmund_Fitzgerald
April 29th, 2009
183rd
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Support your bastard children, motherf*ckers: https://www.getmiro.com/adopt/
April 29th, 2009
184th
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Just wondering, are you actually using the SVN or is that just there so we can view your pretty code?
April 30th, 2009
185th
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c|| never tell a lie, that is all...
April 30th, 2009
186th
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Still can't delete contest entries, even for really old contests.
May 1st, 2009
192nd
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Thanks McLOL, I never even thought of trying that. It works. Max should still fix that though.
April 30th, 2009
187th
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bool MaxIsAN*gg*r(); //Always returns true.
April 30th, 2009
188th
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Baby, I'm hungry. Baby, you hungry?
July 30th, 2009
416th
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hongry
August 8th, 2009
425th
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:)
April 30th, 2009
189th
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WTH is this song on the front page about meat?
May 1st, 2009
191st
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Why has the average site rating gone up ridiculously high recently? Now a site with a 4.2 rating won't even be in the Top 30 of the Up & Coming.
May 1st, 2009
193rd
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Also, I thought jews didn't eat pork.
May 1st, 2009
194th
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I've got a suggestion: how about a F*CKING VOLUME OFF BUTTON for when you post gay ads with sound?
May 1st, 2009
195th
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WHAT IS PC! F U C K E D i am now putting the book off thats 2 weeks emergency, 1 week what is PC.
May 1st, 2009
196th
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Liev Shrdiber is the best thing about "Wolverine".
May 2nd, 2009
197th
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It has been about a month and two weeks since the t-shirt contest started. The collective wants its shirts.
May 3rd, 2009
198th
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Hey max, congratulations making the Time Top 100!
May 3rd, 2009
199th
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NOOOoooo I was hiding in here from 4chan TIME most influential LOL
May 4th, 2009
201st
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http://ytmnd.com/info/staff
May 5th, 2009
203rd
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News update, please?
October 13th, 2009
623rd
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oh you'd like that wouldn't you
May 7th, 2009
209th
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Fix random YTMNDs so the preloader works. http://random.ytmnd.com/random.html?67730&697567&286787
May 7th, 2009
210th
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unless I'm going crazy, my computer logged me off of YTMND
May 7th, 2009
212th
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ditto
May 8th, 2009
213th
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did a giant hand pop out of the monitor, grab the mouse and hover over 'logout' for you as well?
May 8th, 2009
214th
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YTMND done had a stroke.
May 8th, 2009
215th
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The last time YTMND was this horrible was when moon man sites were being pumped out every 15 minutes.
May 11th, 2009
217th
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ok I'm really sick of that imvu ad and I first noticed it 2 minutes ago
May 11th, 2009
218th
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mikefromla has sent you a message: YTMND Hey, I'm not really sure what enticed you to make this site, but would you mind removing it? http://neyo.ytmnd.com/ I haven't been active on the site since 2006 and I'm not really wanting to be associated with it anymore. Thanks for your time.
May 11th, 2009
220th
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If he hasn't been active for three years how did he know you posted it?
May 11th, 2009
222nd
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yeah I'd like to know the same thing. what was it that he did that made everyone hate him again? I think I was a pretty new user around that time.
May 11th, 2009
219th
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www.dustindiamond.com the best internet
May 11th, 2009
221st
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update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update
May 12th, 2009
223rd
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PunchOut Ready Storefronts connect to PunchOut Buyers
May 12th, 2009
227th
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PEZ really sent you that? That's hilarious. It's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned cease and desist letter.
May 14th, 2009
228th
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Comments alternate white and brown, is the site f*cked? Also, quick searches for rainbow stalin only turn up a handful of sites, nowhere near the actual amount of terrible sites there truly are. Is searching f*cked? I'm sh*tting myself in anticipation of an answer.
May 14th, 2009
229th
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max, make new news post, talk about pez and stuff
May 17th, 2009
230th
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TwistedBarney here... RICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONSRICHARDSIMMONS
May 26th, 2009
253rd
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(reaction)
May 18th, 2009
231st
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I never realized how much the ads slow down the loading of this site until max screwed around with the code and now I have to find a workaround for blocking them.
May 20th, 2009
235th
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Tells us about the shirts
May 21st, 2009
237th
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My NEDM shirt is coming: Your item was processed through and left our GRAND RAPIDS, MI 49599 facility on May 20, 2009. The item is currently in transit to the destination. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.
May 21st, 2009
240th
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send me the link to ur NEDM shirt
May 21st, 2009
241st
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go to ebay, search NEDM
May 22nd, 2009
242nd
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99.com
May 22nd, 2009
243rd
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HURRY UP AND FINISH C
May 22nd, 2009
244th
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max, your captain site inspired me to write a certain part in my story (top of page 7, vote 5, leave red comment lol)
May 22nd, 2009
245th
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um firefox won't load profiles anymore among other things
May 23rd, 2009
246th
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It has been over a month since the last news update. Did max die?
May 23rd, 2009
247th
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no, he slipped up and said twitter was invented in 1998
May 24th, 2009
248th
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http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://twitter.com http://twitter.com/about#idea LOL!
May 24th, 2009
249th
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http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://twitter.com
May 26th, 2009
250th
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I'm not usually one for drama, but Fluk3 is one of the most rude, disdainful voters I've ever encountered. He's made some good sites over the years, but he behaves like a NARV.
May 26th, 2009
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May 27th, 2009
260th
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I made a site about it, but I won't spam it because that would be very Fluk3ish.
June 1st, 2009
275th
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iplusgr33nscr33ncomments :)
May 26th, 2009
251st
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I got some mail today: From: bp1970 2009-05-26 19:25:37 Hello Hello i am barati parinaz a citizen of Canadian,Iranian i am 37 years old woman.I saw your profile and i am very happy to chat and discuss much with you regarding your country.I am planing to re-locate to your country and invest there in future i will need your assistances to direct me upon my arrival to your country.Please kindly reply me at (pbaratip@yahoo.com) and give me direction regarding your country so we can discuss more and to enable
May 26th, 2009
252nd
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me send you more details about me.Thanks Barati.
May 26th, 2009
254th
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How is this junk being sent to my ytmnd mailbox?
May 26th, 2009
255th
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I think she's lying. She's either 38 or 39.
May 26th, 2009
257th
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If you have come here it must be because you meet me in yahoo chat. I just lost my girlfriend. If you want to be my girlfriend please E-mail me or ICQ me my name is Michael. If you have microsoft internet explorer you will hear me in the background. If you have netscape click here. If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you.
May 27th, 2009
258th
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Should I let here know that we'll be sending troops over in the near future? She could possibly hook up with one of them.
May 27th, 2009
259th
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Send money to Nigeria.
May 27th, 2009
261st
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Good News: The U&C sites have lower ratings (between 4.35 and 4.12 as of this writing). Bad News: Most of them suck.
May 27th, 2009
263rd
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Feels So Good
May 27th, 2009
264th
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ok max seriously update the news or I'm gonna jump into the computer and urinate on the front page.
May 28th, 2009
265th
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May 28th, 2009
266th
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^ LOL
May 30th, 2009
267th
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I'm gonna hate myself in the morning again. Only gonna get >6 hours sleep.
May 30th, 2009
268th
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Is Pez only gonna sue the winner of the contest? Will the 2 runners up at least get threatening letters?
May 31st, 2009
269th
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/913930
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