Crimson and Clover

Greetings Friends,

I've been avoiding updating the news for some time now; I've been waiting for enough newsworthy events to make a full post on. Thanks to everyone participating in the relaxing contest, as soon as the final votes are tallied, I'll be sending out the prizes!

First off is the YTMND Store, which is now open. We haven't started selling shirts from the contest yet, but as we do some test prints to see how well they turn out we'll add more products. Go check it out and see if it's of any interest to you. Orders will begin shipping on Wednesday.


In other news I've updated all the flash player code and I've been running the conversion for the last week or so. We're still about 24 hours behind on the conversion but old sites should be working properly for the most part now. To test out the new player add /flash.html to a YTMND url or set your options to use it by default. It will hopefully have a better design before it launches in the coming weeks, as my design is horrendous. One side benefit to the conversion is that we now collect(and display) a lot of extra info about assets.

You may have noticed the site being a little slow lately, it's because of some big upgrades and migrations on the DB servers to prepare them for the new codebase. All the DB servers are now running an up-to-date version of MySQL and they should be a lot more stable now. The search indexer has been changed to update hourly as opposed to the old daily updates, meaning you should be able to get recent results a lot quicker now.


In other news, for some reason that isn't apparent to me, I've been nominated to be a juror for the 2010 ANDY Awards, and voting for me may yield me a free trip to New Orleans, and I'll put any gift-bag goodies I get up as YTMND contest prizes when the time comes. There are also some other nominees you may be interested in seeing up there as well so it's worth a glance.

I'll be updating a little more often as we come closer to d-day. Just because I'm not updating the news all the time doesn't mean you guys aren't in my heart <3. I've been spending my time on a few hobby projects in addition to YTMND, and I may actually be getting a full time job, but I'll still be devoting time to YTMND, so don't worry your pretty little heads.

-Max

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October 23rd, 2009
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also, if you buy anything from the store, send in some shots of you with your YTMND gear so we can use it on the store!
October 23rd, 2009
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also, it's about f*cking time
October 23rd, 2009
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$50 for a t-shirt! WHAT RECESSION
October 23rd, 2009
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Where did you get the harlot with no pants?
October 23rd, 2009
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Voat for Macks' free trip to Chocolate New Orleans
October 23rd, 2009
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VOTE 5
October 23rd, 2009
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Here I am in YTMND's men's fall collection, http://yourthemannowdude.ytmnd.com/ ****hold...HOLD...for coupon code****
October 23rd, 2009
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BAN TILE
October 23rd, 2009
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Umfuld [+1]
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guys, I'm not gonna read any comments, someone else do it
October 23rd, 2009
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Do you sell custom YTMND jizz rags?
October 23rd, 2009
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why the f*ck did i just drop 52.39 on a T shirt
October 23rd, 2009
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^did you not read my abover comment
October 23rd, 2009
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prairiedogeric10 loves you
October 23rd, 2009
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PED999 told me the same thing in a PM. i may read the comments with relevant 3D effects.
October 23rd, 2009
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go drink your cum: crimson.ytmnd.com
October 23rd, 2009
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HOLY CRAP, YOU FIXED THE LIST FUNCTION! I LOVE YOU MAX!
October 23rd, 2009
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Special edition t-shirt chick = hot
October 23rd, 2009
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I already posted my pic ---here --> http://i-believe-in-money-hat.ytmnd.com/ ...and here-> http://i34.tinypic.com/xn9c7p.jpg
October 24th, 2009
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good to see you again, max.
October 24th, 2009
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October 24th, 2009
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Hey moot glad to see you came back home and that that maxf*g didn't tempt you to abandon ytmnd for 4chan
October 25th, 2009
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i want to buy a shirt that has the NEDM cat on it
October 26th, 2009
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i reply to max's comment
October 26th, 2009
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How much for the sticker model?
October 27th, 2009
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F*GGOT
October 30th, 2009
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Max can you add an ignore feature? There are SOO many sh*tty ytmnds that are made each day and if I could just ignore the sh*t authors I have a better chance of seeing halfway decent stuff on recently created. just a thought. and yes i know i make sh*tty ytmnds too.
July 3rd, 2012
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that is a good idea for the downvoters, instead of 1ning all the awesome sites they can just ignore them!
November 1st, 2009
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Hey Billy Zane man, so what's your next movie gonna be like?
November 4th, 2009
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All I want from that store is the model's crusty panties. Nom Nom
November 14th, 2009
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f*ck my *ssh*le
January 8th, 2010
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I'll definatlly try to get one if I can, I haven't contributed much to this site besides two sh*t YTMNDs to be honest...
October 23rd, 2009
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NO WAI!
October 23rd, 2009
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
October 23rd, 2009
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What's uncircumcised salt? Is that like salt without iodine?
October 25th, 2009
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news is back
October 23rd, 2009
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Welcome back Max.
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October 23rd, 2009
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Imposter.
October 23rd, 2009
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Here I go Down the Slope!
October 23rd, 2009
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Max is back. Hide the children.
October 23rd, 2009
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thats so raven
October 23rd, 2009
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HOLY SH*T
November 12th, 2009
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How much do you get paid exactly? Very curious.
October 23rd, 2009
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The last time I clicked on that YTMND store my computer caught some kinda pop up disease and I can't get rid of it.
October 23rd, 2009
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Product Tags: jonbenet ramsey
October 28th, 2009
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is it msa.exe? i had that too from there....bastards!
October 23rd, 2009
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WTF WHEN IS DUKE NUKEM FOREVER GONNA BE RELEASED
October 23rd, 2009
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minus this comment
October 23rd, 2009
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Beefy tees? Max, not all of us are jumbo americans that shop in the husky section of the kids department.
October 23rd, 2009
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a update - im breathless.
October 23rd, 2009
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So how's moot?
January 8th, 2010
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Ewwwwww. :(
October 23rd, 2009
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October 23rd, 2009
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Ok, honest question max, will people really get custom colored user names if they buy one of those big shirts for 50 damn dollars?
October 23rd, 2009
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yeah, and to be honest i will probably retroactively apply user name colors to the current site.
October 23rd, 2009
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I call green.
October 23rd, 2009
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Oh to comment in any color
October 23rd, 2009
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Max, give the Umfuld account ability to comment on sites again so I can stop thinking hateful thoughts staring at the tiles on the wall whenever I take a crap in my dorm bathroom.
October 23rd, 2009
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purple? ;)
October 23rd, 2009
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MINE'S ALREADY GREEN LOL
October 24th, 2009
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Tile Red for me, pleaz (Downvoter Crimson also acceptable)
October 24th, 2009
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Give me clear please
October 25th, 2009
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I would like mine to be a gradient rainbow.
October 26th, 2009
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red please
October 29th, 2009
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I would like colored usernames just left as a setting, modified by the crappy color picker, on the "options" page.
November 4th, 2009
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Calling blue
October 23rd, 2009
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And why is there a scientology.org ad on the front page?
October 23rd, 2009
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gay thug dating
October 23rd, 2009
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queer, free mmorpgs
October 23rd, 2009
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ftw
October 23rd, 2009
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I get Trackphone adds...?
October 23rd, 2009
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PLAY NOW, MY LORD
October 30th, 2009
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PLAY DISCREETLY
November 1st, 2009
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what the hell, I just saw an Evony ad without tits
October 23rd, 2009
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October 23rd, 2009
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in before koenanthebarbarian replies to this with his alt "lickitwellhieRM" with "MAX IS JEW CUM KKK moonman stole the baby lulululululululululul invest in this stock scam i counterfeit money with my micintosh"
October 23rd, 2009
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i voted for you in the contest max <3 <3 <4
October 23rd, 2009
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max should work with my friend jason, hes such a card!
October 23rd, 2009
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I thought max had died.
October 23rd, 2009
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I thought fyrestorm had died.
October 23rd, 2009
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FYRESTORM ISN'T DEAD!?!??!?
October 23rd, 2009
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FYRESTORM IS BREWING
October 23rd, 2009
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Max, there was no "Notes" section to give you my YTMND username for the special edition tee, so, i entered it in the company field.
October 23rd, 2009
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i didnt know max was in the navy
October 23rd, 2009
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btw max thinks we're pretty.
October 23rd, 2009
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If I buy 14 shirts, can I have a rainbow username?
October 23rd, 2009
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Everybody Tuna Fish!
October 23rd, 2009
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wow nice new annoying ads
October 23rd, 2009
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Seriously, complaining about them to FM now.
October 23rd, 2009
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I first (I think) saw the "click to interact" ones some weeks ago at Tetris Friends.
October 23rd, 2009
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Seriously, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3QSPyLD7gA&feature=player_embedded
October 23rd, 2009
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there was one not even visible and playing audio about some cough medicine. the front page had all imvu ads but the cough medicine one was playing hidden in the background.
October 23rd, 2009
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MUCINEX DM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
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DM = dextromethorphine. thats the stuff that makes you robotrip. but dont do it, it really sucks.
October 23rd, 2009
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DM = Doom music
October 23rd, 2009
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DM = Don't you Morons know about AdBlock
October 23rd, 2009
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^ exactly ^
October 24th, 2009
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there really is no excuse to not get adblock
October 23rd, 2009
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why cant our usernames be displayed (nearly) full on our site profiles like they are here?
October 23rd, 2009
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I still miss my 0.
October 23rd, 2009
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No wonder this took so long. Hard to find a model who would wear THAT with no pants.
October 23rd, 2009
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Sean Connery aside....
October 23rd, 2009
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Direct link: http://electthejury.com/candidate/profile/183
October 23rd, 2009
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This news post will act as the defibrillator for YTMND.
October 23rd, 2009
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[-1] im in my livingroom, watching judge judy with my mom right now. i just got down raking/mowing the lawn. judge judy just said "if you were still worried about you car i would have stood here until they leave"
October 23rd, 2009
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I give it one week until Eric complains about the news not being update again.
October 23rd, 2009
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lol
October 23rd, 2009
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go home jew
October 23rd, 2009
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sh*tballs i just ate a doggeh
October 23rd, 2009
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Put a running tally of comment plus/minus next to usernames.
October 23rd, 2009
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The new /users/ page on YTMND 2.0 has a bunch of new categories for comments and sponsorship, including "best"/"worst" commentors and "most" comments.
October 23rd, 2009
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Now THAT is something I'm looking forward to.
October 23rd, 2009
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I've often wondered how many comments I've made on ytmnd, whenever I ponder the mysteries of the universe
October 23rd, 2009
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Ever find your very first comment?
October 23rd, 2009
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Ocho...don't answer that...I think I found it: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/153795
October 23rd, 2009
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why ytmnd 2.0, let's go for ytmnd 3000
October 23rd, 2009
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LOL what a generic noobish comment. That might be it, but I did search for my first comment once. I found some comment I left on some ytmnd that was a clip of Family Guy stealing a joke from the Internet. (Peter singing Ding Fries Are Done) I can't seem to find the site now though. Also, went back and changed my vote on that BFME site to a 5, lol
October 23rd, 2009
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Put a tally of how many sites each user has deleted.
October 23rd, 2009
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not my first but very bad http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/877364 its the long one after a bunch of gr33nscr33n comments
October 23rd, 2009
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13:05:19
October 23rd, 2009
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My first comment was on a Goneja site that he deleted. :(
October 23rd, 2009
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actually ctrl+f "greenboy"
October 23rd, 2009
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lickitwellhiem... this is about as close as I can find it: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/774898
October 23rd, 2009
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I'm a little disappointed that there hasn't been any aesthetic changes for 3 years. When is YTMND 2.0 going to be released?
October 26th, 2009
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a list of worst/best single comments ever would be cool.
October 23rd, 2009
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alright guys, fourest needs to make a site. upvote this comment if you agree.
October 23rd, 2009
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hey max, i don't know if it's just me but when trying to view any site on random.ytmnd.com/random.html that originally used the flash preloader it stops when it reaches "loading image.." also when using the # ! layout i get a horizontal scroll bar on any ytmnd viewed.
October 23rd, 2009
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Even though I will never wear it in public and gr33nscr33n and Tile will make fun of me, I bought a limited edition T-shirt to help support you. I figured why not. I've wasted hundreds of dollars in site sponsorship already.
October 23rd, 2009
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Life on Mars Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7.
October 23rd, 2009
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I'll wear mine out, and when I get spotted in the street by other ytmnd'ers, I'll tell them I'm fourest.
October 23rd, 2009
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I wore mine the day I met GeneralFod, so he'd know who I was. It's white with the classic red YTMND logo on it, much thanks to MrSinistar who sent me the huge PNG image which enabled me to make a decent shirt on CafePress.
October 23rd, 2009
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wait. you met generalfod? like on purpose?
October 23rd, 2009
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Yes. We played a game of billiards in the basement of the Union at NDSU. He won because I knocked the 8 ball in by accident. He's the only YTMND user who knows my phone number....well, except for FunnyInternetUser (the one without hyphens) and max....I guess those guys called me once.
October 23rd, 2009
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im friends with generalfod on face book. im also FB friends with wisdumcube, mcroix, rafe, cliffington88, keatonkeaton999, ficklefackle, scarebear, and more!
October 23rd, 2009
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Why would I make fun, Hank? I sponsor and support your insane sponsorships. Wear your shirt with pride. See if I care.
October 23rd, 2009
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Oh yeah, and I made a Cold Cut Combo for John Whitecloud: http://cookingwithjohnwhitecloud.ytmnd.com/
October 24th, 2009
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I just ordered a limited edition one too! YTMND is an awesome cause. I am friends with creamyself and ovipositor. Yourthecoconutman, mikstaryo, stonhenged, and cliffington88 also came to the mpls ytmnd party. I hate tee shirts, but i would wear it just to find out what kinda of wierdos recoginize it. I love wierdos...
October 24th, 2009
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lickitwellhiem you can add me on facebook too facebook.com/wheelyum
October 23rd, 2009
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thanks for the update max now get back to 4chan someone's dumping CP
October 23rd, 2009
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hi braxton.
October 23rd, 2009
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braxton, make more Lester and All-Man sites. I was sending a bunch of them to scottiepimpin on MSN last night, along with the drunk wife sites.
October 23rd, 2009
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pde10 gets a boner with precum everytime he sees "online now" under max's name
October 23rd, 2009
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hi lickit and pde and all my pals! my job has been hectic and i have not had much time for sites or any leisure. but hey, i'm excited yet sad to report there won't be any more drunk wife sites for awhile. my wife is pregnant! first time i ever sexed without birth control and i knocked her up! i got mikal felps sperm! baby due in may. but anyway, work is slowin down, i will try and make a lester site soon, maybe even this weekend. open for suggestions on topic for site and/or new character to join the duo.
October 23rd, 2009
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Topic: Dick Comparing Contest
October 23rd, 2009
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omg CONGRATS dude! you're gonna be a daddy. bring tape recorder into the hospital and record the sounds when she's in labor and make lol ytmnd
October 23rd, 2009
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good for you braxton! i hope its a girl. make the lester site about finding out your wife is pregnant.
October 23rd, 2009
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thanks everyone for the congrats, the support, and the ideas. i must hold out though for my truest pal, the original user that supported me through it all. i await your site topic suggestion gee to the r to the double 3 N scrizzle double 3 nizzle
October 25th, 2009
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very well. hemorrhoids is it.
October 23rd, 2009
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i like how the "special edition" tshirt looks just like the regular tshirt, except all faded. its like the shirt has been used as a fun pirate flag in some autistic teenager's fort he built with his dad. its been tied to a long stick, bleached in the sun since early 2004 and the yellow logo and lettering has somehow faded into the blue spectrum of color.
October 23rd, 2009
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hopefully i'm in before prairiedogeric10 makes an unfunny site about this (or after...i guess it doesn't really matter. i just hope i don't have to come across it.)
October 23rd, 2009
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too late
October 23rd, 2009
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Max, seriously, you might want to clarify the "Free shipping on all orders over $25,000". I wouldn't want you to get screwed like Pepsi did regarding the Pepsi Points commercial and a Pepsi Jet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.). I know, Pepsi won the case, but the last thing we want is you to get into that particular kind of legal trouble; it's more fun to see you get C&D'd about copyright infringement, make a news post about it, and see the resulting hundreds of new spinoff sites
October 23rd, 2009
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I'm feeling good about that 0% guarantee.
October 23rd, 2009
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aaaaaaaaaaaand it now takes 60 seconds to comment again..
October 23rd, 2009
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see?
October 23rd, 2009
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It's the new blockbuster "2 Little 2 Late" starring Max Goldbreg!
October 23rd, 2009
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max - you made it so only i have to wait 60 seconds to comment after commenting. is this because i've made 32 out of the 155 comments on the news update?
October 23rd, 2009
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nevermind. that was weird, for a little bit it took 60 seconds...
October 23rd, 2009
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It takes 60 seconds for news comments. 30 seconds for site comments.
October 23rd, 2009
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yay, my YTMND corner sticker has reappeared!
October 24th, 2009
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I've been looking for you. Send me a PM, you deserve a good portion of the profit of those stickers.
October 24th, 2009
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What did the creator of FOOTDOCTOR do, max? He made the stickers?
October 24th, 2009
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http://doortmnd.ytmnd.com/
October 29th, 2009
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I ordered three!
October 23rd, 2009
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Thanks for the update and i voted
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how do i cancel my membership
October 23rd, 2009
160th
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Hey max, please ban umfuld/umfold/tile/superdreamkilla/scumfold/nothingman/stephens. I can't stand his antics anymore. It will make YTMND a better place.
October 23rd, 2009
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superdreamkilla is Umfuld?
October 24th, 2009
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Hey Max, please ban that guy who pointed out that every time I post a site (usually at 12:30AM Eastern time) the same 2 dozen people 5 it quicker than they could have possibly watched it. It will make me feel like less of a loser vote whore even though my 4.77 vote average leaves no doubt about how big of one I am.
October 24th, 2009
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Oh and I second the call for superdreamkiller to be banned. But he's pretty much asking for that these days. May hap more satisfying not to.
October 24th, 2009
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Umfuld/Arco330032/Umfold/Nothingman/Tile/Stephens/Every-Line-In-Yellowbeard/Scumfold/GregOrMary/HelenThomas
October 24th, 2009
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on top of that please ban the moon crew seriously jesus christ
October 24th, 2009
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i didnt know he was every line in yellow beard!!!
October 24th, 2009
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Holy sh*t, I am so writing all those names down so I don't forget.
October 24th, 2009
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I lost my passwords to blu3scr33n and Korf41
October 24th, 2009
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I have to admit that Every-Line-In-Yellowbeard is a decent alt with a solid theme. No one makes those anymore.
October 24th, 2009
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Max please ban every name above mine. Thanks. Don't forget to ban yourself as well.May as well ban me while we are at it. I don't have alts, but the act of banning me will turn me into a YTMND supervillian with many alts
November 12th, 2009
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name my alts. this is fun
October 23rd, 2009
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thanks max! nice website
October 23rd, 2009
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You're my hero
October 23rd, 2009
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October 23rd, 2009
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IDK if its just me but gifs are freezing when using the flash loader
October 23rd, 2009
174th
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is your "hobby project" and the prospect of a "full time job" just euphemisms for helping 4chan
October 24th, 2009
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I added 4chan to my C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file. Seemed like a good place for it.
October 23rd, 2009
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COPYRIGHT 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
October 23rd, 2009
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and max updated
October 24th, 2009
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copyright is really important
October 24th, 2009
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/7/8/378a46a06ccc25733d4d46393a1cfe42.jpg
October 23rd, 2009
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New flash player isn't working with sites that have animated GIFs.
October 24th, 2009
181st
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please + this comment and validate my existence
October 24th, 2009
182nd
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Hey guys, get on Gabbly. Me and Charizard are having an argument about Ducky from The Land Before Time.
October 24th, 2009
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Cool.
October 24th, 2009
190th
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Can a n*gg* get some gapless looping?
October 24th, 2009
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Vote for you. BTW IP ban Umfuld
October 24th, 2009
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I'm so glad that things are moving! I'm really looking forward to see the new version and the new functions! I also hope to have some money to buy a t-shirt (custom fees, argh!)
October 24th, 2009
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Mr. Goldberg, would you like to make a comment about your alleged association with 4chan?
October 24th, 2009
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October 24th, 2009
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Are featured users ever coming back in any way?
October 24th, 2009
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I leave for a few months and the YTMND store actually gets put up? Amazing! I should leave more often.
October 24th, 2009
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second
October 24th, 2009
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can we see news posts going back farther than these 5 previous ones?
October 24th, 2009
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http://www.ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=1
October 24th, 2009
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lol wut.
October 24th, 2009
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October 24th, 2009
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People, I would really beg you to vote for Max on electthejury.com. Should we not do ad land a big favor and get him on the panel? I bet he'll vote for those cute little animal commercials...
October 24th, 2009
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are you a chick?
October 25th, 2009
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He is after that operation.
October 25th, 2009
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Hows that list thing you been working on for about three years going?
October 25th, 2009
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this user has no lists
October 25th, 2009
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Yes it's true, this man has no dick.
October 26th, 2009
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My votes aren't turning purple.
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