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Friends,

Recently, it was revealed that I would be presenting a "magical update" for you. However, shortly after, it was mentioned that I was "lagging" on my update. Well, what max didn't tell you was that I had, in fact, released my code to him many days prior to this. For the past nine days, I have been locked in his basement, given a ration of only 4 ounces of Grey Goose per day, and forced to listen to "Lazy Town - Crazy Cake" on repeat. Only 4 ounces of Grey Goose. That truly was ultimate suffering.

Anyway, I'm safe now, and you will perhaps notice a new icon next to your username. Behold YTMND Private Messaging!


Everything should be fairly straight-forward, and you should find a new message from max explaining functionality in your inbox.

Well...enjoy! Feel free to send me a message if you have any problems or find any bugs, or just to say hello.

note from max:

just a piping up to mention I received the following letter from the scientology lawyer:

Dear Max,


I wanted to let you know that I have read your response and am researching the points you raise. I will be responding to you shortly. In the meantime, I wanted to let you know that someone, and I believe it was your customer who put up my client's materials on your website, left me a message on my firm's answering machine. The message itself was unpleasant and harassive and was not necessary at all.

I would like to know who this customer is in the event I wish to report this to the proper authorities.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Ava Paquette

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you guys are sooo busted.

<3

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