a journey to reedham (7am mix)

I'm hard at work on the new site creator, which turns out to be a lot more work than I originally thought. I'm well aware of the plethora of issues currently plaguing the site, and I'm working on them as diligently as possible.



Current issues:
  • YTMNSFW voting
  • I've put a hack in place to make voting work any time you click a nsfw link from the front page and browse pages, there are still some issues when you just type a url directly into your browser and I'm working on it.

  • The Search
  • The new search is more or less useless due to the lack of sorting capabilities. The search engine software I'm using is in the beta stages of sort ability so very soon it should be able to replace the old search. The reason the old search was removed is that it can no longer be updated at any reasonable frequency due to technical constraints. I think for the time being I'm going to switch back to the old search and just have to live with it only being updated a couple times a week.

  • The site is too orange.
  • Great, I get the fucking point, it's been two weeks. If it's still an issue for you get the fuck out. I may add a color scheme option at some point but it's not nearly as much of a priority as a great deal of new features.

  • Site Moderation - Killed Sites
  • I'm in the process of designing a whole new tiered moderation system with more of a self policing element to it. As it is roughly around five sites get killed per day, and usually with good reason. In the next week or so I should be inviting the current moderators to discuss all of the new moderation system and its strong and weak points. Which leads me to my next point:

  • Gimmick accounts/Vote bots/Dupe accounts

  • I'm acutely aware of the plague of dip shits who think they've reinvented funny by commenting and voting the exact same way on every site ever created on YTMND. Not only is this shitty from a technical aspect, I'm fucking sick of hearing people complain about it as well as having to see it myself. I've already written scripts to weed gimmick accounts out, I just need to sift through them and make sure I don't pick up any innocents. At this point, dupe accounts have become numerous as well, and I have a gigantic list of those as well. I want you to be well aware using automated voting will result in not only your account deletion and an ip ban, but any of your linked ips. This means if your friends use your computer or vice versa, or your entire college shares the same ip, everyone gets deleted and ip banned. With any luck I'll kill the entire site.

  • Shirts
  • Yes, I'm aware you want shirts, I'm in the process of setting up with a new printer/fulfillment shop, so it's still in the works.

  • Content box tweaking
  • A few of the content boxes need to be tweaked so they change more often, ironically people seem to be complaining about top viewed not changing enough when the algorithm hasn't changed from when they were begging to have it back. Up and coming needs its vote cap reinstated as well as a few other issues.

  • You
  • Yes, you, get out.



So anyway, back to the new site creator and all its magnificent features.

As you can see from the flow chart, it's a much more intensive process than it is currently (at least from a programming standpoint). New features include:
  • the ability to reserve a sub-domain for 24 hours.
  • the ability to close your browser or navigate away from the site creator and then come back and pick up where you left off (with a 24 hour expiration as well)
  • a nifty new dupe check system that warns you if you've: used a title that's been used previously, used an image/sound or combination that's already been used.
  • "Original Content Tuesday": On Tuesdays, users will only be able to upload images and sounds never used before on YTMND.
  • Color Picker for the hex inept
  • Preloader update: option to auto-resync, automatically will hide site text until fully loaded.
  • Live preview window: the ability to change one thing on your site and reload a preview window for easy tweaking.
  • New "Classic YTMND" classification: will make for some new content boxes
  • The ability for users to mark their own sites NSFW
  • Hooks for a feature that's been needed for ages: Alerts. Alerts will allow you to be notified when a friend creates a site, when a certain image, sound or string in a title is used, etc.

  • As well as a bunch of other junk.

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 >>
October 13th, 2006
508th
(0)
LOL SEXYMOFO AND MANY OTHER TROLL ACCOUNTS WILL DIE AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
October 13th, 2006
509th
(0)
Last-Ranger cry more it will NEVER happen. Heaps of people donate to those sites which = money for max, it is great for debating and brings in a lot of people, none of those sites are repeat bullsh*t and none of the comments are the normal same bullsh*t over and over.
October 13th, 2006
510th
(0)
^ "out of the last 10 ytmnd's i viewed in the up and coming list 6 of them were 'killed.'" ... hey, how'd you do that?
October 13th, 2006
511th
(0)
awesome
October 13th, 2006
512th
(0)
I still think it looks with the orange. I don't get why everybody else has to be a baby.
October 13th, 2006
513th
(0)
Hey max, I like the orange. All the people ragging on you because of the colors can FOAD.
October 13th, 2006
514th
(0)
Yeah, the colour is fine. You haven't overdone the orange or anything.
October 13th, 2006
515th
(0)
When it the account script going to run? I want to know if I am going to disapear because of my college's internet.
October 13th, 2006
516th
(0)
As well as a bunch of other junk.
October 13th, 2006
517th
(0)
DR-1337 is teh kewl
October 13th, 2006
518th
(0)
You taste like fish biscuits.
October 13th, 2006
519th
(0)
concerning the preloader, do you think it would be better to show a loading bar for BOTH sound and image?
October 13th, 2006
520th
(0)
Max, your mods killed my site http://colorit.ytmnd.com, reign them in dude. It's obvious they have something against me. Protect my site if you can.
October 13th, 2006
521st
(0)
DR L337 IS DEAD MUHAHAHAH!!! BAAHAAA!!!!
October 13th, 2006
522nd
(0)
Its a good thing you're killing half the sites on the top 15, most for no reason. What was wrong with the new talent on 60 minutes site? Your mods need to take each other's dicks out of their asses.
October 13th, 2006
523rd
(0)
Color ME YTMND is dead. Why? That site was a great YTMND. It was creative and showed some serious talent. We want it back!!
October 13th, 2006
524th
(0)
Why is half the Top 5/15 killed?
October 13th, 2006
525th
(0)
Not to mention the Up and Coming...
October 13th, 2006
526th
(0)
some mod went crazy?
October 13th, 2006
527th
(0)
Max, disallow mods to delete sites. srsly, they are not the roman senate for f*cks sake. Et tu Brute?
October 13th, 2006
528th
(0)
hot features ITS
October 13th, 2006
529th
(0)
wtf.. Someone killed one of my sites.
October 13th, 2006
530th
(0)
internetfr.ytmnd.com was killed.. a site that I put EFFORT into... no fair.. where's da love. =/
October 13th, 2006
531st
(0)
Absolutely awesome, keep up the good work
October 13th, 2006
532nd
(0)
"internetfr.ytmnd.com was killed.. a site that I put EFFORT into... no fair.. where's da love. =/" Quoth the KaneRobot: "If someone wants to take their whining to the next level and really feels something was unfairly judged, PM me with the address and I'll take a look at it. If it's fine, I'll mark it so it's off the killed list. IF it's debatable, I'll flag it so Max can take a look at it at his leisure."
October 13th, 2006
533rd
(0)
nutnics: "Max, disallow mods to delete sites." Mods can't delete sites. They are still there, just not visible until they are either marked ok or deleted by an administrator like Max. One rogue mod isn't a reason to strip everyone of their powers. ieatbabies: "Your mods need to take each other's dicks out of their asses." Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, ignorant f*cktard.
October 13th, 2006
534th
(0)
^--"just not visible until they are either marked ok or deleted by an administrator like Max." makes more sense. thx.
October 13th, 2006
535th
(0)
To moderator andre: srsly dude what's up? Couldn't stand the reality of your own futile submissions so you thought you would wipe mine out? To Max: spring cleaning is overdue on some of these guys, I could name a few that qualify for the job.
October 13th, 2006
536th
(0)
max, i watched Mr. T's 'I Pity the Fool' reality series, and i really think that if you got Mr. T to come in to pep up you and your mods, it would really make for good television.
October 13th, 2006
537th
(0)
just wanted to back up stateofmind on the Killing of his site - http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/571568 - absolute bullsh*t - whatever mod killed that needs to be locked in a cage and fed only a diet of a quarter of a fish biscuit for two unpleasant weeks. i urge a hurry on these new mod invites, whoever this rogue mod is, is a true problem.
October 13th, 2006
538th
(0)
max wrote a pm it read = "A moderator got his password stolen i think. I've demodded him and reverted all the sites he killed today." FGJ
October 13th, 2006
539th
(0)
max- I got all of your PM's asking me to be a mod, but you've sent about 40 and I can't read them all. Sorry I don't have the time to be a mod and I hate being hated so I just can't do it. I appreciate the thought though... I nominate MasterSitsu to me a mod in my place. I'll bring you some antiseptic later.
October 13th, 2006
540th
(0)
I nominate idownvotethieves, you'd see 90% of the redundant crap killed, but then 90% of the idiots would be complaining immediately
October 13th, 2006
541st
(0)
i really dont understand what rules (if any) the mods are going by to decide which sites should get killed. they seem to pick them at random
October 13th, 2006
542nd
(0)
i looked at the comments section and it seemed to be empty... A GLIMMER OF HOPE! but then i realized the page wasnt done loading. the hell with it. 561!!!!!
October 13th, 2006
543rd
(0)
f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12
October 13th, 2006
544th
(0)
f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his father a few times a day! | --- | f*ckingf*ggots is a stupid 12 year old who gets raped by his
October 13th, 2006
545th
(0)
Sexymofo is screwed. Unfortunately, so is VinnyWeapons.
October 13th, 2006
546th
(0)
I nominate AskAak to be mod. Send him 40 more pms. He's bound to break soon.
October 13th, 2006
547th
(0)
Why did YTMNSFW have to die?
October 13th, 2006
548th
(0)
AskAak may be a female...care to confirm?
October 13th, 2006
549th
(0)
Bring back the minimum vote limit for Worthwhile YTMNDs
October 13th, 2006
550th
(0)
AskAak = *NO* pms
October 13th, 2006
551st
(0)
HEY@ FEHGA! U NEED 2 SET UP A LOADING BAR 4 IMAGE BCUZ OF DIAL UP USERS!
October 13th, 2006
552nd
(0)
State-of-mind, MasterSitsu, and scottendo for mods. Also, make it "Original Content Saturday", not Tuesday.
October 13th, 2006
553rd
(0)
how does one reach mod status, is it a random draw basis?
October 13th, 2006
554th
(0)
AskAak, u submited an image of a girl by the Colloseum in Rome for MasterSitsu's YTMND needs money site, so I figgured as such. no worries.
October 13th, 2006
555th
(0)
I'd consider moderating the site. I couldn't contribute much time because of school, but I'm up for the challenge.
October 13th, 2006
556th
(0)
http://butkillednevertheless.ytmnd.com/ A YTMND on the whole site killing thing...
October 13th, 2006
557th
(0)
hi all :) whats pass for vent??
October 13th, 2006
558th
(0)
since ipodcolbert.ytmnd.com aired on the Colbert Report, perhaps it should go in the Hall of Fame. anyone else agree?
October 13th, 2006
559th
(0)
Actually, the orange is nice and seasonal.
October 13th, 2006
560th
(0)
^ yeah, it's so...autumn.
October 13th, 2006
561st
(0)
--and yeah. if ipodcolbert aired there, that should be an auto-HoF.
October 13th, 2006
562nd
(0)
Suggestion: the ability to choose which corner tag to apply to a site: YTMND, PTKFGS, YESYES. Or maybe put a mod in charge of re-tagging some sites? The "alternate universe" thing would feel more complete if we didn't see BOTH tags on sites.
October 13th, 2006
563rd
(0)
I hope it's only temporary, but MY VOTES SUDDENLY STOPPED WORKING!!! plz fix
October 13th, 2006
564th
(0)
never mind, false alarm!
October 13th, 2006
565th
(0)
"Suggestion: the ability to choose which corner tag to apply to a site: YTMND, PTKFGS, YESYES. Or maybe put a mod in charge of re-tagging some sites? The "alternate universe" thing would feel more complete if we didn't see BOTH tags on sites." TRUTH.
October 13th, 2006
566th
(0)
god max owns
October 13th, 2006
567th
(0)
OMFG I was listening to Squarepusher when I first read this LOL!!!!
October 13th, 2006
568th
(0)
589th
October 14th, 2006
569th
(0)
nice visio
October 14th, 2006
570th
(0)
591th.
October 14th, 2006
571st
(0)
i'm with hof status for ipod colbert. it didn't actually bring any traffic to ytmnd, but it was submitted here before being on television. I guess that counts for something.
October 14th, 2006
572nd
(0)
Max, why does everyone blame you for everything? It's not your fault everyone else sucks, is it? BTW, I think Dr-L337 is awesome ;);)
October 14th, 2006
573rd
(0)
Seriously Max, thanks so much for everything you do here. You said in your letter to the Baumans that you really care about this almost outside of a "hobby." Props for your take no prisoners approach to IP bans for dupe accounts. It's worth it if it means teaching little sh*ts a lesson.
October 14th, 2006
574th
(0)
I don't know if this is the proper forum, but I've wanted to say this for some time. Max, I would personally like to thank you for all the hard work in creating this website. All the artistic genious & humor that goes into some sites are all worth it. I would like to submit my own, as I do have ideas, but I'm too poor to even own a program like Photoshop. It's pretty gay. But my appreciation for you is solid. Thanks a bunch!
October 14th, 2006
575th
(0)
Original Content Tuesday = lolz
October 14th, 2006
576th
(0)
MasterSitsu, nutnics, Scottendo or State-of-mind for mods. We need at least 2 new ones - mods that are regular users of course.
October 14th, 2006
577th
(0)
http://conangator.ytmnd.com/ - Still not HOF'd? :[
October 14th, 2006
578th
(0)
Mastersitsu, Nutnics, Scottendo, Typogra, and Chav-Slayer deserve to be moderators. And I think you should go ahead and hire some new ones, as 70% of all the mods you currently have now are inactive.
October 14th, 2006
579th
(0)
Well i guess theres a 95% chance you're going to delete my account, so I guess you'll have to kiss http://secretnazimotherinlaw.ytmnd.com/ goodbye...
October 14th, 2006
580th
(0)
is it really f*cking impossible to make the site 2 inches narrower so it's centered?
October 14th, 2006
581st
(0)
angrykirby: try changing screen size or somethin'.
October 14th, 2006
582nd
(0)
Halloween falls on a Tuesday. It should be interesting to see what comes out of that.
October 14th, 2006
583rd
(0)
Mastersitsu, Nutnics, Scottendo, Typogra, State-of-mind, and Chav-Slayer for mods.
October 14th, 2006
584th
(0)
I say Sitsu for mod, he has cast more than 20,000 votes I think (and not just downvotes), made over 350 sites, and has been here over a year. He knows this place very well.
October 14th, 2006
585th
(0)
I think I like the idea of evrything having to be original except on tuesdays better.(The exact opposite of "Original Content Tuesdays") A lot more crap would be filtered out that way.
October 14th, 2006
586th
(0)
Then again, State-of-mind has only been around for about as long as I have, so yea. Mastersitsu, Nutnics, Scottendo, Typogra, and Chav-Slayer for moderators.
October 14th, 2006
587th
(0)
tubular
October 14th, 2006
588th
(0)
4 8 15 16 23 42
October 14th, 2006
590th
(0)
DAMNIT MAX! WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE SEARCH BACK?! I was about to search for music by Sonata Arctica.
October 14th, 2006
591st
(0)
Wait... nevermind. I was searching from my account, lol.
October 14th, 2006
592nd
(0)
original content tuesday is like god giving you a huge dick
October 14th, 2006
593rd
(0)
615th
October 14th, 2006
594th
(0)
Wow, just had the time to read the entire post. Sounds like the site updates everyone's wanted are coming along. I've mentioned before though that it would be nice to see all the sites you've voted before , or at least a sortable, thinner favorites page.
October 14th, 2006
595th
(0)
lawls
October 14th, 2006
596th
(0)
ytmnd.com has gone to hell. the homepage sux and all the new ytmnds make me want to sh*t my pants.
October 14th, 2006
597th
(0)
This site has more armchair administrators than any other I've seen. God damn.
October 14th, 2006
598th
(0)
Oh, I must add Kayne to the mod list. Since he knows alot about Html and such.
October 14th, 2006
599th
(0)
MasterSitsu, State of Mind, & nutnics seem to be kind of nifty.......Also, vote for Quimby!
October 14th, 2006
600th
(0)
gutgw
October 14th, 2006
601st
(0)
check out this dumbass - http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/632803 - registered two accounts with almost the exact same name to openly upvote himself. way to go, smart guy.
October 14th, 2006
602nd
(0)
Max, I love you and appreciate the work that you do. Happy Hallowaffles, man.
October 14th, 2006
603rd
(0)
halloween theme + original content tuesday = win
October 14th, 2006
604th
(0)
The new search = sh*t. You can't even organize by date created and the boxes for each result are too f*cking big.
October 15th, 2006
605th
(0)
I love this site. ytmnd is my internet black hole. Before I found this site I was in tune with all that was traveling around the internet. I have seen everything, and frankly sh*t was on a loop, randomly popping up on an 8th month cycle. Then I stumbled into this place, and I never wanted to look any place else. It's like mr. toads wild ride, nothing will ever get better than right here. God bless the internet, and god bless ytmnd.
October 15th, 2006
606th
(0)
629th comment... woo hoo
October 15th, 2006
607th
(0)
Ahhh dee dah dada dee dah, ah dee dah dada dee dah.
October 15th, 2006
608th
(0)
I rather like the orangeness of it :D
October 15th, 2006
609th
(0)
No God equals the 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour days within single Earth rotation.
October 15th, 2006
610th
(0)
Orange? I see no orange. I see red and cream but no orange.
October 15th, 2006
611th
(0)
Oh so you want Orange do ya? well we shall see about that!... http://orangeorangeorangeorangeorangeorangeorange.ytmnd.com/ Also 634!
October 15th, 2006
612th
(0)
I vote Mayor Robert "Bob" White of Bluffington for Mod. "Vote for Me!"
October 15th, 2006
613th
(0)
I'm eating nutella right now. mmmm, bitches!
October 15th, 2006
614th
(0)
sand is orange sort of. also c*cks.
October 15th, 2006
615th
(0)
Worthwhile needs to be fixed. It's only cycling through a certain amount of the same ytmnds.
October 15th, 2006
616th
(0)
What we also need are some good taters.
October 15th, 2006
617th
(0)
What's taters, precious?
October 15th, 2006
618th
(0)
I vote Mayor Robert "Bob" White of Bluffington for Mod. "Vote for Me!" -Holy f*ck,I remember that. Btw State-Of-Mind ,Sitsu and Chav for mods.
October 15th, 2006
619th
(0)
don't band dr l337
October 15th, 2006
620th
(0)
I like the Original Content Tuesdays!
October 15th, 2006
621st
(0)
^ "check out this dumbass - http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/632803 - registered two accounts with almost the exact same name to openly upvote himself. way to go, smart guy." ... I've been told (seriously) that it's perfectly okay to have multiple accounts to upvote yourself and downvote others, apparently everyone has multiple accounts and max doesn't care. insert fish biscuit catchphrase here.
October 15th, 2006
622nd
(0)
I don't have any alt accounts but someone else made a korf42 account that has only 1 vote to its credit. Interesting...
October 15th, 2006
623rd
(0)
rabbits eat lettuce leaves
October 15th, 2006
624th
(0)
oh sh*t, please say i'm not the only one watching flavor of love
October 16th, 2006
625th
(0)
You'll probably ban my *ss eventually with your script that I have no clue how works, but I think you should keep Sexymofo. Anyone who can downvote for that long should get an award. Maybe some carpal tunnel?
October 16th, 2006
626th
(0)
BAN DR 1337!
October 16th, 2006
627th
(0)
anyone that wants DR-1337 banned is a f*cking moron. Stop bothering max about it.
October 16th, 2006
628th
(0)
Ewwww, original content
October 16th, 2006
629th
(0)
YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
October 16th, 2006
630th
(0)
Warning: mysqli_error() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli, boolean given in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.php on line 222 Warning: mysqli_fetch_array() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_result, null given in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69 Warning: mysqli_error() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli, boolean given in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.php on line 222 Warning: mysqli_fetch_array() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_result, null given in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.co
October 16th, 2006
631st
(0)
A turkwise color scheme would be great.
October 16th, 2006
632nd
(0)
KaneRobot----Your message is lame, post new one here.
October 16th, 2006
633rd
(0)
ytmnd is broken I think
October 16th, 2006
634th
(0)
wow.. cant believe people are actually making bots.
October 16th, 2006
635th
(0)
They're too lazy to vote themselves.
October 16th, 2006
636th
(0)
SEVEN MOTHER F*CKIN HUNDRED BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU MAX!
October 16th, 2006
637th
(0)
Wow, look at all these *ss kissers. Well, I for one think you SUCK ASS, max. You managed to take a good site and sh*t all over it. A color scheme that crawled out of a skunk's *ssh*l*e, a completely counter-intuitive layout, a piece of sh*t search engine, and a bunch of sh*tty new features that are completely useless and uncalled for. Why don't you concentrate on getting the site back to being decent instead of adding all this stupid new sh*t no one cares about
October 16th, 2006
638th
(0)
^ the guy least interested in content promoting upgrades is the guy most affected.
October 16th, 2006
639th
(0)
in before the beast
October 16th, 2006
640th
(0)
Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.
October 16th, 2006
641st
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 16th, 2006
642nd
(0)
rabbits eat lettuce leaves
October 16th, 2006
643rd
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 16th, 2006
644th
(0)
HEEEEERE WE BELONG!
October 16th, 2006
645th
(0)
only took the fish two hours.
October 16th, 2006
646th
(0)
668th!!!
October 16th, 2006
647th
(0)
Fighting to survive. In a war against the darkest powah. Heay!
October 16th, 2006
648th
(0)
And here we are. We're the princes of the universe. Here we belong, fighting for survival. We've got to be the rulers of ya world!
October 16th, 2006
649th
(0)
http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Marshall/ -check it out, it look like it joined last year,but started making sites and posting comments-TODAY. Gimmick account/bots are taking over a long time ago.
October 16th, 2006
651st
(0)
So do we get the sweatshop programmers from Mejico cabrones?
October 16th, 2006
652nd
(0)
The search died :(
October 16th, 2006
653rd
(0)
YTMND is living. Post your dreams here.
October 16th, 2006
654th
(0)
can we have taco night on thursdays? that would be sweet.
October 16th, 2006
655th
(0)
i don't know if this is possible for the programming since it would be different for every single user and possibly put a strain on the database, but is there a way to have the sites sort specifically to our accounts in our profiles on what we have as our personal top voted. I'd like to be able to go through the sites I 5'd and fav them without digging deep into the site list. its mostly laziness on my part to even ask about this.
October 16th, 2006
656th
(0)
680th
October 16th, 2006
657th
(0)
I had some trouble posting a site tonight, the sound wouldn't load properly. It took about 10 tries. Is it downvoting bots causing the trouble?
October 16th, 2006
658th
(0)
Hipocracy among the masses... Whetstone only created around 3-4 religious ytmnds, while crappy ones are made every minuite. And you say ban him? If your going to ban anyone for crappy sites, ban Dr1337, and I believe he shouldn't be banned, just shunned out lol.
October 16th, 2006
659th
(0)
The site seems to be broken
October 16th, 2006
660th
(0)
I like the new features you're going to be adding in =) And yeah, Dr Leet is getting on my goddamn nerves. If the "you, yes you, get out" was directed to him, I applaud you.
October 16th, 2006
661st
(0)
screw the dr-l337 complaints, i'd rather get rid of the users who put screenshots of a transformers contest among the top rated of all ytmnds. what the f*ck?
October 16th, 2006
662nd
(0)
sitsu has a good point. also dr L33T is awsome
October 17th, 2006
663rd
(0)
687
October 17th, 2006
664th
(0)
thanks =D
October 17th, 2006
665th
(0)
i'm just amazed at how naive people are with this transformers thing. this is the second high rated ytmnd i've seen campaigning for a certain fad type line. the winning line is not necessarily what gets the most votes, its up to the contest runners what they pick, and they're certainly not going to pick something they dont understand. "n*gg* stole my bike" could win by ten billion votes and it doesnt mean sh*t.
October 17th, 2006
666th
(0)
You're forgetting the power of all of the other options being equally retarded.
October 17th, 2006
667th
(0)
i do not beleive i could possibly think of myself doing anything, without first seeing myself do everything----me
October 17th, 2006
668th
(0)
Iím more aggravated with killed ytmnds and not being able to vote on nsfw sites than random high voted ytmnds of screen shots.
October 17th, 2006
669th
(0)
I finally got the joke
October 17th, 2006
670th
(0)
YTMND is breasts. Post your mammaries here.
October 17th, 2006
671st
(0)
^ yes, please do, YTMND. Preferably the nice ones.
October 17th, 2006
672nd
(0)
I'm getting empty black pages with just the # ! for most sites. They won't load the image/sound.
October 17th, 2006
673rd
(0)
Sitsu: KISFS (Keep it Simple For the Stupid) seems to win YTMND better than anything else anymore.
October 17th, 2006
674th
(0)
LOL BUTTSECKS
October 17th, 2006
675th
(0)
700!
October 17th, 2006
676th
(0)
lol my area code 701, rabbits eat lettuce leaves
October 17th, 2006
677th
(0)
In before 703.
October 17th, 2006
678th
(0)
max, wtf is this site? its a german replica of YTMND: http://vote2win.de/
October 17th, 2006
679th
(0)
^ Last time I checked, they had about 10 sites, so I don't think they have quite the fanbase that we do. Nevertheless, raid? (Kidding)
October 17th, 2006
680th
(0)
ok, I don't usually do this kind of thing, but one user in particular seems to stand out with his insulting comments and 1's. http://ytmnd.com/users/anpbabaki/votes, http://ytmnd.com/users/anpbabaki/comments. Oh crap, my sites will all probably get down-voted!
October 17th, 2006
681st
(0)
YTMND is orange. Post your eye-bleeding here.
October 17th, 2006
683rd
(0)
Whenever you make popcorn, after you empty the bag, rip it open and lick the inside. Seriously.
October 17th, 2006
684th
(0)
rofl, that germain site, i think we should either spam it, or buy, or start up a really dumb fad on it. yes, yes. and also, the top views is like 200, losers
October 17th, 2006
685th
(0)
Run the script max,run it! So the gimmick accounts and alts will no longer exist.
October 17th, 2006
686th
(0)
See 710th comment.
October 17th, 2006
687th
(0)
voting broken for anyone else at the moment?
October 18th, 2006
688th
(0)
top 5 shuffle
October 18th, 2006
689th
(0)
transformers: more than meets the eye?
October 18th, 2006
690th
(0)
F*ck the f*cking f*ckasses and keep up the good work, Max! :D
October 18th, 2006
691st
(0)
716th
October 18th, 2006
692nd
(0)
Great, the Transformers board is trying to declare war on us for "sabotaging" the contest...god damn elitists who just can't lighten up and always use the same generic quotes.
October 18th, 2006
693rd
(0)
Let's attack the Transformers message board with our mighty... lame starfox quotes! Remember our mantra: "No matter who wins: We're still flamers." Don't forget your Jesus butt plug and Elton John sunglasses.
October 18th, 2006
694th
(0)
^
October 18th, 2006
695th
(0)
do we still refer to ourselves as the 'Defenders of the Internets?' that's like calling a park ranger who sh*ts in hikers' picnic baskets the 'Defender of the Forest.'
October 18th, 2006
696th
(0)
^ Ahahahaha!
October 18th, 2006
697th
(0)
Thirded.
October 18th, 2006
698th
(0)
what are the odds of a large stupid raid on the transformers forum actually causing the removal of the 'barrel roll' line from being considered in the contest?
October 18th, 2006
699th
(0)
I only just looked at the schematics for the new site creation thingie... whatchamacallit... It looks like its gonna be amazing. Know that your hard work will bring joy to the hearts of many.
October 18th, 2006
700th
(0)
bye
October 18th, 2006
701st
(0)
LOL IM GONNA GO RAID THE INTERNET BOARDS SO YTMND CAN GET THE RIGHTS TO THE INTERWEBESERS. LOL! FIVDS
October 18th, 2006
702nd
(0)
Um, State? Also, I agree with dyskrasia.
October 18th, 2006
703rd
(0)
very good.
October 18th, 2006
704th
(0)
"do we still refer to ourselves as the 'Defenders of the Internets?' that's like calling a park ranger who sh*ts in hikers' picnic baskets the 'Defender of the Forest.'" -dyskrasia hahaha
October 18th, 2006
705th
(0)
730th
October 18th, 2006
706th
(0)
i think everyone is getting dumber by the minute. or atleast goin crazy.
October 18th, 2006
707th
(0)
^You're crazy.
October 18th, 2006
708th
(0)
im losing interest in this site. so i must be crazy. if i heard myself say that like 4 months ago i would of kick the sh*t outa myself. so yes, i must be going crazy...
October 18th, 2006
709th
(0)
"what are the odds of a large stupid raid on the transformers forum actually causing the removal of the 'barrel roll' line from being considered in the contest?" 3:1. I'd up the stakes if I felt the guys behind the promotion gave a sh*t.
October 18th, 2006
710th
(0)
eBaum's 'Daily Media' for today include the Bob and Tom telemarketer prank, as well as the Olde English pic-a-day. please raid, so i can condescend you and act superior.
October 18th, 2006
711th
(0)
Yea, go ahead and raid. I'm apparently powerless to stop you.
October 18th, 2006
712th
(0)
I found a major problem with your "original content tuesday" idea... http://octweakness1.ytmnd.com/
October 18th, 2006
713th
(0)
Max you are the man. thnx for creating this site so we may have many lulz till the end of time. you rock
October 18th, 2006
714th
(0)
personal sites are ruining this place.
October 18th, 2006
715th
(0)
^YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR! DELETE ANY SITE WITH A RATING UNDER 2!
October 18th, 2006
716th
(0)
DELETE EVERY SITE LOWER THAN 2.0. Exactly. I figure if your site gets demolished and goes under 2.0, you might as well just delete it. Your cloggin up teh serv4r!!!
October 18th, 2006
717th
(0)
^^ agreed
October 18th, 2006
718th
(0)
they're like the Einsteins of the bear community.
October 18th, 2006
719th
(0)
I should be a mod just for the hell of it.
October 18th, 2006
720th
(0)
dyskrasia, are you a farmer or a hunter?
October 18th, 2006
721st
(0)
everyone is leaving. :-( Maybe I need to gtfo.
October 18th, 2006
722nd
(0)
'DELETE EVERY SITE LOWER THAN 2.0. Exactly. I figure if your site gets demolished and goes under 2.0, you might as well just delete it. Your cloggin up teh serv4r!!!" As masterstisu said before, there's the inkdrinker factor that comes into play.
October 18th, 2006
723rd
(0)
Is it true that Max likes the Squarepusher? (hence thread title)
October 18th, 2006
724th
(0)
MurdarMachene's gotta have at least 10 accounts the way things have been going...
October 18th, 2006
725th
(0)
too long, didn't read
October 18th, 2006
726th
(0)
MurdarMachene is the best YTMNDer ever, shut up idiots. Bite me, dumpy
October 18th, 2006
727th
(0)
has anyone else lost a bit of interest in this site in the last liek month or so?
October 19th, 2006
728th
(0)
I love the title; Squarepusher FTW!
October 19th, 2006
729th
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/users/ultimacanti/comments - Could you delete this user please? He trolls the site by making crappy and sometimes nonsensical excuses for 1'ng everyone. He spams his site with every comment too.
October 19th, 2006
730th
(0)
See 754th comment. There are WAY too many obvious pieces of sh*t that still haven't been banned. Don't wait for the autoban script to be ironed out (it'll never be perfect) and just permaban these obvious trolls already.
October 19th, 2006
731st
(0)
ClassicTMND? How obnoxious. Just plain stupid actually. They even got the phrase "Picture/Sound/Text" wrong. The first guy I saw making one of these has been a member for 1 day. ClassicTMND? YTMND? IT'S THE SAME THING! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! Mods, kill any site with ClassicTMND in the title! Because if you can't get the job done, I WILL! DIE!!! *throws Mugatu weapon thing at idiots*
October 19th, 2006
732nd
(0)
Yeah, sites with a rating of 2 or less or anything using Simple Plan's Untitled with a rating of 2.80 or less needs to be deleted.
October 19th, 2006
733rd
(0)
good ideas max, can't wait to see them up and running . . . except for origonal tuesday (wtf is it? he didn't really explain it properly)
October 19th, 2006
734th
(0)
orange ftw
October 19th, 2006
735th
(0)
Oh, and plz will you stop all these lazytown pedogelion sites...it's like people can't find original ideas...seriously, has a single person ever made a ytmnd involving a clip from Bill Nye? With the exception of phases of matter...nothing. Lots of great ytmnd material (PST, SFF, you name it), wating from that show.
October 19th, 2006
736th
(0)
Some of the above comments made me laugh. This one sucks.
October 19th, 2006
737th
(0)
So the vote cap for Up & Coming is 300 now? Hmmm.
October 19th, 2006
738th
(0)
^Thank you CaptainObvious(lolz).I agree with most of you. Any site lower than 2.0 sould be deleted. But to prevent "gimmicks" again...another idea is if anyone new wants to comment they must have a ytmnd OVER 2.0. Whatdaya think?
October 19th, 2006
739th
(0)
How long until some makes an "Inside JokeTMND"?
October 19th, 2006
740th
(0)
"to prevent "gimmicks" again...another idea is if anyone new wants to comment they must have a ytmnd OVER 2.0." Best idea ever, and I strongly support.
October 19th, 2006
741st
(0)
y the hell is 4 out of 5 of the worthwhile ytmnds killed? this is such bullsh*t
October 19th, 2006
742nd
(0)
Someone keeps NSFW'ng my sites and then changing their minds...and then NSFW'ng them again. None of my sites truly deserve NSFW.
October 19th, 2006
743rd
(0)
max, i'm a gimmick account. the 'character' i play submits original content, and enjoys when other users do the same. but he rages when recycled and regurgitated content succeeds over original works. please ban me.
October 19th, 2006
744th
(0)
guy i want a shirt with your face next to eric's. please add one to the store!
October 19th, 2006
745th
(0)
756th is a rant fueled by sleep-deprivation.
October 19th, 2006
746th
(0)
im a father!
October 19th, 2006
747th
(0)
not really
October 19th, 2006
748th
(0)
I'm a prairie dog!
October 19th, 2006
749th
(0)
^ O RLY?
October 19th, 2006
750th
(0)
not really
October 19th, 2006
751st
(0)
or should've I said "NO RLY!"
October 19th, 2006
752nd
(0)
Viva Las Vegas 777
October 19th, 2006
753rd
(0)
someone jacked my pot
October 19th, 2006
754th
(0)
lol pot, this coming from a guy named Toilet
October 19th, 2006
755th
(0)
sweet
October 19th, 2006
756th
(0)
Niloc14 ♥'s everybody, so don't be suprised if I tell you that (unless you're a downvoter or Joshcube, then yea I ♥ you).
October 19th, 2006
757th
(0)
THIS IS PURE JOSHCUBERY!
October 19th, 2006
758th
(0)
Okay. I just got the original Dr-L337 sh*t off the front page. Now if max won't delete the f*cking account (no way I can keep up with like 6 fake accounts/one rich f*cktard sponsoring), some of you need to take up the slack for the other sh*t.
October 19th, 2006
759th
(0)
dude orange is f*cking awesome anyone who disagrees gtfo kthxbye
October 19th, 2006
760th
(0)
^ yeah. I'm not liking much of anything that's going on in ytmnd now, but I love the theme.
October 19th, 2006
761st
(0)
seeing good content is my food. i've lost 50 pounds over the last 3 days.
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 >>