jocko homo

hello pals, I hope you liked my very first flash movie. keatonkeaton999 did the sound (the song can be downloaded here.

I'll update tomorrow with some nifty new comment junk.


UPDATE: Testing unbelievably intrusive comment highlighting option. Comments will be colored by time of post: last 5 minutes is brightest, followed by last 15 minutes, last 30 minutes and last 60 minutes. Anything older will be colored normally. You can turn this off in options.

If you have a better color scheme, let me know.

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April 1st, 2007
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lol awesome
April 1st, 2007
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Yspace>>>>>Myspace, Inside and outside.
April 1st, 2007
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it was scary, all those george w bushs
April 1st, 2007
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OMG WTF?!?!?!!?!?! If that comes up every time I try to YTMND, I quit. And make an option to turn off all the dumb new comment features.
April 1st, 2007
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you are obviously an idiot.
April 1st, 2007
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^LOL PWNT
April 1st, 2007
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oh snap i can click the bottom bar. the problem was that I have a toolbar link to the main page. and I am intoxicated. so the figuring out took a few seconds. at least i was temporarily amused.
April 1st, 2007
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btw, go gators!
April 1st, 2007
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Oh snap max called you dumb what you gonna do about that? I would quit ytmnd right now if that happened to me.
April 1st, 2007
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^lolol
April 1st, 2007
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max = 5'd
April 1st, 2007
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In other words, jerwil refuses to play. This is a game that he refuses to play.
April 1st, 2007
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ololo.
April 1st, 2007
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max are a jerk.
April 1st, 2007
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w00t
April 1st, 2007
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i was called an idiot by max. my life must be complete.
April 1st, 2007
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the color highlighting is a pretty cool idea. Maybe you can make it orange like the website though?
April 1st, 2007
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orange and blue. go gators for the national championship!
April 1st, 2007
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I didn't fall for the trap...
April 1st, 2007
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However, if you are given a differential equation such as y' = X^2 + Y^2, you must use a Taylor series solution by finding the successive derivatives of the series. Thus you can plug in the given initial conditions and get all the needed non zero terms to get a close approximation. Who's the idiot now, dog? God one shot per three pointer was fun. Also c*cks.
April 1st, 2007
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I should really stop gettin' my differential equations into my YTMND. Especially since I already proved my instructor is a secret Nazi. I did like the George Bush using his George Bush eyes to shoot Bush lasers at the George Bush thing. Nice touch.
April 1st, 2007
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LAWLZ TRAP
April 1st, 2007
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Awesome April Fool's joke, Max!
April 1st, 2007
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OMG BEST SONG EVER.
April 1st, 2007
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I like it. Can I get my color scheme in cornflower blue?
April 1st, 2007
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You were incredibly fast to put up the april fools joke. Well done.
April 1st, 2007
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And it was a great YTMND-ish thing too.
April 1st, 2007
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But wait I use Mystical Space Typhoon!
April 1st, 2007
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Y'know, now that I know what to expect on April 1st, it doesn't piss me off as much when this stuff happens.
April 1st, 2007
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First. ;D
April 1st, 2007
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First to suck my *ssh*le amirite?
April 1st, 2007
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Oh noes, I made Punisher mad ;D
April 4th, 2007
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Joe's curious obsession of f*ggotry w/ me continues.. (Part 10) ;D
April 1st, 2007
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LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
April 1st, 2007
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BLUE SIDE?
April 1st, 2007
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Woh wtf is with the blue?
April 1st, 2007
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Oh cool updateness zazaza
April 1st, 2007
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it's a trap!
April 1st, 2007
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btw, you should do more of these, your flash skills are amazing.
April 1st, 2007
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Oh yeah, just saw the Flash. Looks like Bush finally fell into Max's trap, whether he refuses to play it or not.
April 1st, 2007
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April 1st, 2007
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IT'S A TRAP
April 1st, 2007
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millionth......
April 1st, 2007
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I sh*t my pants in horror. nice max
April 1st, 2007
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Thanks for that. I saw the front page knowing what was up, but it wasn't till I looked at the date that I really appreciated this.
April 1st, 2007
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That was EPIC.
April 1st, 2007
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you know what you are doing.
April 1st, 2007
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wow
April 1st, 2007
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max bring back contrib plz thx
April 1st, 2007
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Wow. Max, slit your wrists.
April 1st, 2007
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Vertically.
April 1st, 2007
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TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP!
April 1st, 2007
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lame april fools day joke max
April 1st, 2007
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Sooo...how do I add you to my "Y" friends list?
April 1st, 2007
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The YSPACE part, awesome. The trap part, AWESOMER.
April 1st, 2007
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I seem to have beat the trap by clicking on "About" when I first got to the site. Pwnage.
April 1st, 2007
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colorful
April 1st, 2007
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Maybe a link to the song without Bush saying trap all the time?
April 1st, 2007
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Instrumental version uploaded here: http://keaton-world.com/music/Funtastic_Power_-_trap_for_ytmnd_instrumental.mp3
April 1st, 2007
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http://keaton-world.com/music/Funtastic_Power_-_trap_for_ytmnd_instrumental.mp3
April 1st, 2007
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Well, link doesn't fit. So find it on http://keaton-world.com/music.html
April 1st, 2007
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I was expecting for something... But this was just hilarious.
April 1st, 2007
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***** REPLY HERE IF YOU WANT MAX TO POST NUDES *****
April 1st, 2007
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1st
April 1st, 2007
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2nd!
April 1st, 2007
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F*ck yes!
April 1st, 2007
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I didn't fall for the trap. Nice, though.
April 1st, 2007
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f*ckin good work max
April 1st, 2007
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You just fell for the trap, tra-tra-trap-trap.
April 1st, 2007
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Very nice man. On the matter of Poland...
April 1st, 2007
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blue communist --->
April 1st, 2007
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I knew there would be a April 1st trap, and I wanted to five the trap....
April 1st, 2007
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Ahh..what's with the blueness?
April 1st, 2007
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lol, there is no three hundred on the comment list
April 1st, 2007
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wow
April 1st, 2007
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technology
April 1st, 2007
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It looks like someone spilled mouthwash on the comments page.
April 1st, 2007
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Bleu! C'EST QUOI CA TEBERNAC
April 1st, 2007
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the blue is a strange idea but fair enough, and i love that flash i was stupid enough to fall for the trap
April 1st, 2007
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good thing I know how to type "ytmnd.com/index.html"
April 1st, 2007
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That was more bush than I wanted to see, without watching 70's porn.
April 1st, 2007
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Catchy song! Love the prank!
April 1st, 2007
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I don't have a better color scheme because I am NOT AN INTERIOR DESIGNER.
April 1st, 2007
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awesome
April 1st, 2007
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stream the sound so it doesn't go out of sync
April 1st, 2007
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pretty sneaky sis
April 1st, 2007
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WONDER TRAP POWERS ACTIVEATEATEATEATEAAAEEATEA.
April 1st, 2007
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Saw that thing coming miles away,maddox did something like that 3 years ago. But still funny nonetheless, something about Bush that just makes everything funny.
April 1st, 2007
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That was hillarious!
April 1st, 2007
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i just fell for the trap
April 1st, 2007
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SOME PRANKS MAX??! SOME PRANKS?!?!?!?!?!!!@!
April 1st, 2007
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That made my day. For alternate color schemes, maybe purple might work (PTKFGS?)
April 2nd, 2007
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just make it an option to use whatever color we like (out of like 5 or so choices)
April 1st, 2007
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That's the first time anyone has ever gotten me with an April Fool's joke!!!
April 1st, 2007
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i lol'd
April 1st, 2007
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You just fell for the lol
April 1st, 2007
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SURE GOT OWNED
April 1st, 2007
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YOU JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP
April 1st, 2007
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lol
April 1st, 2007
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in before blue creep takes over
April 1st, 2007
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lol, I got owned. YSPACE!!!!
April 1st, 2007
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God that was halarious, well done!!!
April 1st, 2007
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lol i fell for the trap
April 1st, 2007
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YTMNDWORLD actually fooled me, this, though funny, wasn't as good as last year (this didn't have its own spiffy watermarks either).
April 1st, 2007
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LOL you got me. Like last year...
April 1st, 2007
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haha good one
April 1st, 2007
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OMG 369TH IM FAMOUS!
April 1st, 2007
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This coloring is the gayest thing since Judy Garland
April 1st, 2007
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GENIUS!
April 1st, 2007
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Greatest April Fools Day prank ever.
April 1st, 2007
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what in the f*ck is this yspace garbage? beat as hell, max. If i want myspace meeting ytmnd.com, someone better have f*cking died.
April 1st, 2007
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also, i'm dumb. happy april fools.
April 1st, 2007
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I loved that so much :D
April 1st, 2007
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How did I not predict an April Fools joke from YTMND?
April 1st, 2007
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max, I can't figure out how to upload my photos. I think this might be a bug you want to look into.
April 1st, 2007
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YTMND wins again! I vote 5!
April 1st, 2007
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YOUR FLASH SUCKED
April 1st, 2007
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omg, yspace suicide
April 1st, 2007
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damnit i forgot it was april fools day
April 1st, 2007
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Didn't fall for the prank, but did wonder WTF was going on, since I could still access YTMND's by their domain. Flash movie was pretty bunk, IMO.
April 1st, 2007
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Great job on April fool! My face was priceless! XD
April 1st, 2007
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That was great XD. You got me good. And Keaton is just rockin' it today, with the zelda mix and that song.
April 1st, 2007
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what the hell happened!!?!?
April 1st, 2007
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I am glad you did this. It brought joy to my life. And joy is good. Joy is light and joy is hope. I can go on. I can fight. And as long as there are people who suffer, I'll fight. You don't need a reason to help people.
April 1st, 2007
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U FORGOT POLEND
April 1st, 2007
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April 1st, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/?bypass
April 1st, 2007
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Now I can't get to my custom page from my bookmarks... lame. lol
April 1st, 2007
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I just fell for the trap.
April 1st, 2007
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THATS A GAME
April 1st, 2007
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holy crap, my eyes are bleeding now. BTW Awseome Apirl 1st prank, why didn't somethingawful do anything?
April 1st, 2007
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I'm not sure of the usefulness, but colors amuse me!
April 1st, 2007
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Max you are such a f*ggot.
April 1st, 2007
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max wins more than he would have, because of his WIN
April 1st, 2007
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The nVidia 8800 cards scare me. http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductReview.aspx?Item=N82E16814133189 frightens me even more.
April 1st, 2007
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I like last year's prank better.
April 1st, 2007
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CHICKEN BUTT!
April 1st, 2007
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Ohh look at the pretty colors
April 1st, 2007
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i lovez the intro movie, im gonna go watch it again
April 1st, 2007
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That was serialy ROFLing. I nearly died laughing. I didn't fall for the Y-space thing, but it cracked me up! And the flash? Genius. Pure genius. With that said... This game! I refue to play it!
April 1st, 2007
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poland.ytmnd.com for HOF
April 1st, 2007
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AgREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd.
April 1st, 2007
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I 30thrd that
April 1st, 2007
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I fourth and VOTE5th that.
April 1st, 2007
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I abstain so I won't get GAIDS
April 2nd, 2007
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It comes naturally.
April 2nd, 2007
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Also, weenie
April 1st, 2007
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I fell for the trap.
April 1st, 2007
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maybe ytmnd should institute a user of the month or site of the month. voting could be based on something like sites getting noticed by outside media, or best submission of the month, or some other factors. just throwing out an idea.
April 1st, 2007
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So, max, what are you going to do with the YSPACE user?
April 1st, 2007
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Really, it's the singe "It's a trap" by Ackbar that made me laugh.
April 1st, 2007
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that sh*t pissed me off
April 1st, 2007
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j00 just feel for the trap... that was really hilarious.
April 1st, 2007
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The colors burn my eyes.
April 1st, 2007
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YTMND SPACE?
April 1st, 2007
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lol, thanks max, now I know what hell is going to be like
April 1st, 2007
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max you should ban this site: http://loliconissexy11111111111111.ytmnd.com/
April 1st, 2007
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blue
April 1st, 2007
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max please ban this site. It has child porn: http://loliconissexy11111111111111.ytmnd.com/
April 1st, 2007
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OMG I WAS FREAKING OUT FOR 10 MIN. Also, orange. Don't change what ain't broke.
April 1st, 2007
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that was funny i was almost pissed off for a second
April 1st, 2007
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Watch the fish fall into the highlighted water (if you are here in last 5 Min) -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- }-)))>
April 1st, 2007
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I'll try again: --------------------------- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- }-)))>
April 1st, 2007
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Best Bush remix EVER. Period.
April 1st, 2007
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Aww, DOWNVOTED :(
April 1st, 2007
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kOOOOOL!11111111111111
April 1st, 2007
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I was going to quit. YTMND sucked so hard. And then this. Thank you macks. You swayed me with the single greatest display of Polandry ever. I love you again. %'d
April 1st, 2007
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I'm going to be honest, I can't see why you are devoting so much time to revamping the comments section. You're just making it less functional and more annoying to use. Sorry
April 1st, 2007
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I noticed you put YYspace. GG.
April 1st, 2007
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i couldnt vote 5
April 1st, 2007
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Cool vid
April 1st, 2007
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YOU FORGOT POLAND. But otherwise, great April Fool's this year.
April 1st, 2007
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445th!
April 1st, 2007
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LOL, You have upset the white protestant republican gods! (about time!) Also, buttsecks.
April 1st, 2007
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You swerving bastard. And there I was, convincing myself to sign up for Yspace. You bastard.
April 1st, 2007
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You just fell for the trap trap trap, hahaa
April 1st, 2007
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so...is there some political message here? PS It's just going straight to ytmnd now...
April 1st, 2007
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PPS is it really that important to be able to find posts made in the last few minutes to warrant this freaky gradient thing?
April 1st, 2007
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he did say it was unbelievably intrusive.
April 1st, 2007
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that being said, IM LOVIN IT
April 1st, 2007
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Hahaha.
April 1st, 2007
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you sunk my battleship
April 1st, 2007
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Zero was here
April 1st, 2007
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god, whats happened to this place?
April 1st, 2007
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needed NEDM
April 1st, 2007
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it doesn't work b/c you left no way out of the trap to access the web-site. i just wanted to log into old ytmnd site, but there was no button for it, so i had to click on the old blog sh*t. then when i just did it, the bush thing came up, and i'm like w/e, wait for this stupid thing to be over.......
April 1st, 2007
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Actually if you click Home at the bottom, you can skip straight to the main page. SHOULD HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GO HOME
April 1st, 2007
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SUPID??? STUPPID! NOW YOU JUST gELL FOR THE tRAP{
April 1st, 2007
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P.S. (if you wern't f*cking retarded you might have noticed that the main page it redirceted you to had "?bypass" in the adress bar, meaning thats all you'd have to type.
April 1st, 2007
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i loved the video!
April 1st, 2007
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Devo FTW
April 1st, 2007
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Pretty cool. :)
April 1st, 2007
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Lol the trap!
April 1st, 2007
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OMG THE TRAP!
April 1st, 2007
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Ooh, fruity colors
April 1st, 2007
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I just fell for the crap
April 1st, 2007
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WAHAHA! I think I fell for the April Fools day trap. Well actually I suspected something like that but still, awesome!
April 1st, 2007
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lol, niice....+5 for no ear rape
April 1st, 2007
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hahah great i add + 4
April 1st, 2007
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Image text is broken in IE. If anyone cares.
April 1st, 2007
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I'm going to be going away for a few days, so YTMND will suck just a little bit harder until Thursday.
April 1st, 2007
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its a trap!
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Best april fool's fake site EVER.
April 1st, 2007
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funny stuff man
April 1st, 2007
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I was trapped
April 1st, 2007
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lol reallly shoulda had a skip button
April 1st, 2007
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YOU FORGOT POLAND ON THE TRAP FLASH THING
April 1st, 2007
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That movie was hilarious!
April 1st, 2007
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livejasminwhore's alt: guyledouchebag. uses it to downvote all of U&C so his domain grab ytmnd stays up. probably has more
April 1st, 2007
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Prolly one of the Best YTMNDs ever!!!! ***** Five !!
April 1st, 2007
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im going to have to download all of keaton's ytmnd songs they are awesome
April 2nd, 2007
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yeah you better
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HI
April 2nd, 2007
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you might as well highlight the whole box in a different color instead of having that horrible stripe. also 502.
April 2nd, 2007
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There is no reply button.
April 2nd, 2007
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lol, self reply.
April 2nd, 2007
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I never knew Howie Mandel was Gizmo from Gremlins. Now he's three times cooler to me than he already was!
April 2nd, 2007
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Also, when you post a comment on page 2 or 3, it goes back to page 1 instead of going back to the page you were on. It annoys the hell out of me. Am I the only one?
April 2nd, 2007
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So that's why you asked for that stuff in vent. ;) Silly Maxy.
April 2nd, 2007
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That made me laugh for OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! minutes.
April 2nd, 2007
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WOW YOU STOLE THIS FROM EBAUMS WORLD, GOD YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING F*GGOT DOUCHEBAG C*CKLICKING CUMGUZZLING MOTHER F*CKING SACK OF SH*T
April 2nd, 2007
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ZOMG!!!11 You stole this off Ebaums world you f*gz0r1!!111111 How could you u sfdasdfdasfsfdsfsa~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!111
April 2nd, 2007
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I fell for the trap, PS: have a link to the movie
April 2nd, 2007
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omfg
April 2nd, 2007
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The colors make me feel uncomfortable.
April 2nd, 2007
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oh, Dad! We're ALL DEVO!
April 2nd, 2007
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Max,the ads sometimes crash the pre-loader in IE,just to let you know.
April 2nd, 2007
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So blue.
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Ackbar shoud had warned me earlier!
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:O
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