my red hot car

it's with much regret i am posting to inform you that we didn't get nominated for a webby.

we lost out to such creative brilliance as "Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker". While it's obvious no one at YTMND is capable of ever achieving the skill or artistic ingenuity that is contained in this and the other nominees that beat YTMND out, it's good to know that we can continue to beat the virtually endless supply of dead fads on into infinity.

carry on.

Also, the webbys have a system where the "people" can vote on what they think should win, but you can only vote for the nominees they've chosen, not all of the sites who actually entered, so it's a double failure.


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April 10th, 2007
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Oh well
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Oh dag nabbit
April 10th, 2007
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Ducktales
April 12th, 2007
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WOO-OOO!
April 10th, 2007
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Where are all the Ismus remixes?
April 10th, 2007
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good idea
April 11th, 2007
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nappy-headed hos for 5 stars imo
April 13th, 2007
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spikeleething.ytmnd.com
April 10th, 2007
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penis
April 10th, 2007
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PS Chingo Bling was funnier than 95% of the site. Most of the remaining 5% is LOUDTMND/Forgot Poland Army.
April 10th, 2007
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In after liar
April 10th, 2007
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inkdrinker, does this mean you remember Poland?
April 10th, 2007
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i havent seen inkdriker here in a long time.........
April 10th, 2007
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you think adverb will ever come back?
April 10th, 2007
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What is he gonna do, downvote me? Probably. Besides, I've got a small army of downvoting f*gs after me already. Maybe he will mark my sites with kittys and cows not safe for work? Already done. But thanx for the advice gr33n.
April 10th, 2007
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Actually, I agree with most of that comment so I don't know why I called him a liar. Probably too much of a pussy to call him anything worse. (wouldn't you know it, gr33nscr33n is probably right)
April 11th, 2007
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I'd put money on Adverb not coming back. And I'm not even a betting man.
April 11th, 2007
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It's full of lies, and "chinga" means f*ck, so that's pretty funny rite thurr. As for 95%/5%, well... shucks, don't akxe me, I don't know from funny.
April 11th, 2007
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I agree with you, inkdrinker. Most of YTMND is composed of total sh*t. Man... YTMND was way funnier like a year ago. Now it's just... ugh. I blame the douches like BTape and mik3m who think they're funny. When they're completely unfunny peices of sh*t.
April 11th, 2007
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PS why don't you contribute something positive and make us a funny ytmnd instead of showing us how smart you are?
April 11th, 2007
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Because entertaining an army of mongoloids doesn't do the same thing for my ego that talking down to them does.
April 11th, 2007
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if you like loudtmnd you should also check out http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LOUDTUBELOLOL
April 12th, 2007
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As if anyone here knows what funny is.
April 15th, 2007
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As if then why do you still bother coming here?
April 15th, 2007
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Because I'm a moderator and having power on internet websites gives me a f*cking boner the likes of which you'd be greatly envious of.
April 10th, 2007
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Bad Coding and Grey Goose.
April 10th, 2007
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poland?
April 12th, 2007
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polend?
April 12th, 2007
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polund?
April 15th, 2007
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polynd?
April 10th, 2007
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Something tells me that the people who voted for it were beaners. :O
April 11th, 2007
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I don't think that they can afford the internets, though. Or a computer...
April 10th, 2007
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Alot of people seem to think the "stuff in the basement" is Rocky's will to fight, his determination, his grit, his heart. Those people are completely off. The fact of the matter is the "stuff in the basement" has a more literal interpretation. Stallone wrote this line referring to the robot in Rocky IV. The "stuff in the basement" that he thinks is still there is his robot which is still in the basement of the Balboa estate that was auctioned off. Now I know what you are thinking, this guy is nuts, he's just joking, besides Rocky was pointing to his chest as he was talking about the "basement". To those people I say, look at the scene again, it may appear that he is pointing to his chest, but in reality he is pointing north west to the old Balboa Estate. Rocky was telling Paulie, they need to go back to the Balboa estate to free the Robot who he hid before the place was sold for auction. Rocky had a grand plan to eventually come out of retirement and have Paulie reprogram the robot to train him to fight again. I know what you are saying, Paulie, cmon hes a drunk he can't reprogram a sophisticated robot. To you folk I laugh for you do not recall Paulie reprogramming the robot in Rocky IV to act like a female robot as opposed to the robot's original male state. Paulie was too drunk to realize what rocky was telling him. Rocky gave up on him and decided to train without the robot and thus lost the fight. Rocky was unable to find the ROBOT in the basement. fin
April 11th, 2007
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It's not Paulie's fault though - he was in a trance drawing a picture of a dog with a bullet in its head. You could tell he was really out of it, because later on when he was in the restaurant flipping out over his "TWO WATCHES," everyone was quiet because they were embarassed to tell him he was wrong - he only has one watch thanks to the "NO, LEAVE IT DOWN!" incident in Rocky III. Paulie is indeed a jealous, lazy bum and a robot f*cker. But he just thought he was doin' good business.
April 10th, 2007
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poland forgetters
April 10th, 2007
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i was listening to that song right before i went on here and freaked out.
April 10th, 2007
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bleh
April 10th, 2007
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we should have the YTMND awards it an be like the orscars of YTMND's
April 10th, 2007
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that f*ggy video BEAT us? WTF?!
April 10th, 2007
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Alot of people seem to think the "stuff in the basement" is Rocky's will to fight, his determination, his grit, his heart. Those people are completely off. The fact of the matter is the "stuff in the basement" has a more literal interpretation. Stallone wrote this line referring to the robot in Rocky IV. The "stuff in the basement" that he thinks is still there is his robot which is still in the basement of the Balboa estate that was auctioned off. Now I know what you are thinking, this guy is nuts, he's j
April 10th, 2007
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1st!
April 10th, 2007
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wtf blueness
April 10th, 2007
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Anyone know where the video ytmnd submitted is?
April 10th, 2007
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first
April 10th, 2007
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I WONDER IF MAX ALSO LISTENS TO APHEX TWIN.......
April 11th, 2007
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gr33nscr33n listens to Creed
April 11th, 2007
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I'm beyond healing, this is true
April 10th, 2007
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Next year we shall persevere! Forward to GLORYTMND!
April 10th, 2007
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Hey, what is up with the blue coloration going on here.....
April 10th, 2007
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i still havent figured that out, but it looks cool
April 10th, 2007
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236 perhaps
April 10th, 2007
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http://www.hipvids.com
April 10th, 2007
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i want to bang that chick at the end of Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker. shes f*ckin hot.
April 10th, 2007
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I AM SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
April 10th, 2007
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Y'know, I never would've even heard of that crappy Chingo Bling had you not linked to it. The Webbys suck.
April 10th, 2007
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wtf is this blue gradient on the right side of certain people's comments?
April 10th, 2007
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And why is mine so much darker?
April 10th, 2007
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It's to show how recent a comment is. The darker it is, the more recent it was posted
April 11th, 2007
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^SHUT YOUR LYING WHORE MOUTH!
April 10th, 2007
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Doo dee doo dee doo
April 11th, 2007
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I don't feel much of a loss, really
April 11th, 2007
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I w'z gonna say, at least we can Go Plasic, Tom Jenkinson style, in his Red Hot [ride].
April 11th, 2007
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1st
April 11th, 2007
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Anyone else seeing a little square in two shades of grey for each side to the left of every YTMND page?
April 11th, 2007
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http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5752/thissv6.png - look for this in YTMNDs that are centered, you'll see it easier. It's a little grey square that pops up.
April 11th, 2007
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You sound bitter.
April 11th, 2007
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Ummm, also c*cks?
April 11th, 2007
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bad coding and grey goose
April 11th, 2007
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F*cking beaners. That "Chingo" sh*t sucked.
April 11th, 2007
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Why are you always so f*cking mean to us YTMNDers?? What the hell is wrong with you, Max?? I don't appreciate it, and I seriously doubt anyone else does, either.
April 11th, 2007
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I'm sure it's nothing personal, let alone serious. I think he's just lamenting that most of the sites on his YTMND enterprise just lack the originality or quality to have any potential for awards. Even so, it's just the internets.
April 11th, 2007
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An award is just something shiny people wants because other people want.
April 11th, 2007
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1st
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Welcome amigos from YTMND! Less hang out and be ornery together.
April 11th, 2007
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"let me tell you girl that for suuuuure"
April 11th, 2007
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man, not even doom music could've make chingo bling cool.
April 11th, 2007
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YTMND doesn't deserve one, maybe?
April 11th, 2007
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how do I shot web?
April 11th, 2007
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BIGDICK is back
April 11th, 2007
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I saw Screech working at a gas station in Twin Falls, Idaho.
April 12th, 2007
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It may have been the actor who plays Milo on 24. Hopefully that means he gets killed off soon.
April 11th, 2007
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Ban GucheHair and his downvoting accounts: troller, trolling, gabenewell, btapeformod
April 12th, 2007
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hoarsedick is anpbabaki's alt. But complaining about it is about as effective as a fart in a hurricane.
April 12th, 2007
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Trolling had such a LAME gimmic, I thought it had to be JoshCube.
April 11th, 2007
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F*ck those bitches. We was robbed, I tells ya.
April 11th, 2007
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GucheHair is back using his alts to DOWNVOTE the sh*t out of people he dislikes.
April 12th, 2007
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Considering that the Webbys are obviously not some major thing that can make or break a site, I say WHO CARES?
April 12th, 2007
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http://joeyjoejoe.byethost7.com/
April 12th, 2007
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Mrs. Beakley > Webby
April 12th, 2007
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Oh for SURE! Ice cream! ^_^
April 12th, 2007
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posting from nintendo wii lol so awesum lokk npplkojcstytsrhjjgdty
April 12th, 2007
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What in God's name is that fruit picker video? It's terrible.
April 12th, 2007
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vulva
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tampon
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anyone notice that htpat is now nsfw and one of the keywords is "view hacks"
April 12th, 2007
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what the hell how did number 261 reply to my number 375
April 12th, 2007
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For some reason the 261st comment sticks to the latest comment made or something like that...it was on mine previously.
April 12th, 2007
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looks like max is just messin with everyone again
April 12th, 2007
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insanityinc is max's alt
April 12th, 2007
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I LOVE YOU CHINGO BLING I LOVE MY BEANERS FRIJOLES WITH CHEEZ (what the f*ck)
April 12th, 2007
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I'm just mimicing the comments I saw on that video. They're depressing. No one seems to realize that spanish people pretending to be gangsta are equal or greater to the failure that rich white posers also bear. I like my crazy spaniards as much as the next, but god DAMN those friggin' gangster spanish guys are annoying, as evidenced by those comments.
April 12th, 2007
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... somehow, that hurts. I may be wrong, but it sounded almost distinctly that the 'talent' max mentioned was spoken of facetiously at best. How much you wanna bet he really thought we could've done better than we did? How much would you believe in the possibility that he ISN'T glad YTMND will go right back into the same old Fad Fapping? Do you wonder if it's killing him inside that we may be stuck in this rut of inside jokes for the rest of his life...? I'm really feelin' for him... Poor Max :(
April 12th, 2007
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I gave up ytmnd for Lent and now the sound on my computer hasn't worked for a week.... f*ck
April 12th, 2007
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is gethimabodybag.ytmnd.com/ viewhacked or did someone with terrible taste digg this too? im surprised to see it has more views than that Epic Mount thing today.
April 14th, 2007
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It was linked in a blog from espn.com's page2
April 14th, 2007
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link?
April 12th, 2007
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I went to honduras last week. They have a candy bar down there named O RLY
April 12th, 2007
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I wish I understood what message you're trying to put across here, but sadly it escapes me.
April 12th, 2007
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Is AntwanDavis the alt of K7/ZEROEVILDARKCOOL?
April 12th, 2007
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why do you openly express hate towards the community users of the site, Max?
April 12th, 2007
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WE NEED MORE AIR SUPPORT!!!
April 13th, 2007
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Ideas for YTMNDs: This is SBARRO!!! Use Alannis Morisette's "My Hump" for something.
April 13th, 2007
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Holy sh*t I thought you died!
April 13th, 2007
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New downvoting alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/CTape/, http://ytmnd.com/users/DTape/, http://ytmnd.com/users/ETape/, http://ytmnd.com/users/FTape/, etc all the way up to STape.
April 13th, 2007
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GucheHair is back with _Tape alts, just got hit by at least 17 of his alts
April 13th, 2007
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At least we can wage an internet war..
April 13th, 2007
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DICK DE CABALLO!!!!!!!!!!
April 13th, 2007
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i wanna f*ck you in my red hot car!
April 14th, 2007
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Coding Probs?
April 14th, 2007
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never mind, there was a memcache error musta been from my computer or something.
April 14th, 2007
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Without looking at the rest of the nominees, were they all as completely stupid as Chingo Bling?
April 14th, 2007
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YTMND barely ever produces anything worthwhile anymore. I can see why it didn't win.
April 14th, 2007
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First the Mexicans steal our jobs, now they steal our webby's! REVENGE!!!
April 14th, 2007
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F*cking idiotic site. Everyone knows YTMND is better.
April 15th, 2007
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a little harsh don'tcha think? =.=
April 15th, 2007
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start doing your job people and delete danthemans downvote alts.
April 15th, 2007
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/tear
April 15th, 2007
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HEY MAX WHY IS YTMND SO SLOW THESE DAYS
April 15th, 2007
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i think there is a problem with the adds or something
April 15th, 2007
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We have failed our great leader,Max.
May 7th, 2007
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That was so idiotic. How did that beat out YTMND?
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