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Last time a Harry Potter spoiler was posted, Scholastic threatened to sue me. They even went so far as to call me while I was at work. When asked if they would sue me in normal court or special "wizard" court, they seemed to get quite angry.

I guess they never learned their lesson last time around. Maybe at the "Hogwarts" magic school of law sending out blanket canned legal threats actually works. With any luck they will sue me and since I HAVE NO MONEY THEY WILL TAKE OVER THIS SITE AND MAKE IT A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION SITE.

I enjoy getting emails with headers like the following:

Priority: Urgent
Importance: high


So I'm not taking shit down.



Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:53:38 -0400
Subject: Notice of Infringement/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling - 1 posting

From: "Seidenfeld, Mark" <MSeidenfeld@Scholastic.com>
To: <legal@ytmnd.com>
Cc: "Chatillon, Dev" <DChatillon@Scholastic.com>

Dear Sir/ Madam,

I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that the information in this notification is accurate and that I am authorized to act on behalf of J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books and owner of copyright rights therein, and Scholastic Inc., exclusive U.S. publisher of the Harry Potter books, including without limitation the cover and all other art incorporated therein (collectively, the "IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the materials identified below are not authorized by the IP Owner, its agent, or the law and therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according to state and federal law. Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or items claimed to be infringing.

I may be contacted at the below address/phone/email. Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.


Sincerely,
Mark S. Seidenfeld
Counsel
Scholastic Inc.
557 Broadway
New York, NY 10012
ph/212-343-6888
fx/212-343-6965
mseidenfeld@scholastic.com


Infringing Materials (infringement of copyright, including publication, duplication and distribution rights):

http://machodance.ytmnd.com/



Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:04:13 -0400
Subject: Notice of Infringement/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling - 14 postings

From: "Seidenfeld, Mark" <MSeidenfeld@Scholastic.com>
To: <legal@ytmnd.com>
Cc: "Chatillon, Dev" <DChatillon@Scholastic.com>
Dear Sir/ Madam,

I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that the information in this notification is accurate and that I am authorized to act on behalf of J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books and owner of copyright rights therein, and Scholastic Inc., exclusive U.S. publisher of the Harry Potter books, including without limitation the cover and all other art incorporated therein (collectively, the "IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the materials identified below are not authorized by the IP Owner, its agent, or the law and therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according to state and federal law. Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or items claimed to be infringing.

I may be contacted at the below address/phone/email. Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.


Sincerely,
Mark S. Seidenfeld
Counsel
Scholastic Inc.
557 Broadway
New York, NY 10012
ph/212-343-6888
fx/212-343-6965
mseidenfeld@scholastic.com


Infringing Materials (infringement of copyright, including publication, duplication and distribution rights):

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/f/6af8b92ba2853c1cd4abbaaf25980fc1.jpg

http://loldobby.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/e/6/0e68744e8a7e80721c320e0871ac047e.jpg

http://harrypotterfuckingsucks.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/2/f/52f0f812c221f0fce632c89e3010df4e.jpg

http://hpsummedup.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/c/c/8cceff1d0061abb01d0c1f150654ae98.jpg

http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://blackpeopleinspace.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/5/a/f5a0ab7817da178a79d4ed755fc2ae4f.gif



Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:28:23 +0100
Subject: Re: ILLEGAL : http://machodance.ytmnd.com/; http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/ URGENT LEGAL NOTICE: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

From: helpdesk <leah_alpren@bloomsbury.com>
To: <legal@ytmnd.com>
CC: "Seidenfeld, Mark" <MSeidenfeld@Scholastic.com>,
"Chatillon, Dev" <DChatillon@Scholastic.com>,
"Osbourne A. Shaw" <OAS@ICGINC.COM>,
"Jeffrey R. Bedser" <jrb@ICGINC.COM>,
Sarah Odedina <sarah_odedina@bloomsbury.com>,
Maya Abu-Deeb <Maya_Abu-Deeb@bloomsbury.com>,
Neil Blair <Neil@christopherlittle.net>

URGENT LEGAL NOTICE
Dear Sir/Madam
HARRY POTTER: NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ON YTMND.COM

1. I act on behalf of J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter
books and owner of the copyright therein, and Bloomsbury Publishing Plc,
which has the exclusive right to publish, distribute and sell the Harry
Potter books in various territories worldwide, including the United Kingdom
(the │IP Owner▓).

2. This letter puts you on notice that the materials identified and
available at the links below infringe the IP Owner╣s copyright and related
rights in the Harry Potter series of books according to relevant legislation
and common law. The infringing materials (and/or links to them) can be found
at:

http://machodance.ytmnd.com/
http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/

(the │Infringing Material▓).

3. My contact details are set out at the bottom of this letter.

4. I have a good faith belief that the dissemination and use of the
Infringing Material is not authorised by the IP Owner, its agent or the law.

5. I certify, under penalty of perjury, that the information in this
notification is accurate and that I am authorised to act on behalf of the IP
owner(s) including in respect of the Infringing Material.

Please take immediate steps to remove or disable access to the Infringing
Material in order to prevent a continuing infringement of the IP Owner╣s
rights. As you will be aware, the material posted is likely to disseminate
very quickly unless appropriate steps are taken to prevent this and
therefore it is crucial that it is removed or made inaccessible at the
earliest opportunity. Please contact me on the telephone number/ email
address set out below should you require any further information regarding
this matter or on my cell phone at +44 (0)7738 571884 if I am not available
on the number below.

I appreciate your cooperation and thank you in advance for your immediate
attention in respect of the above. I would be grateful if you could urgently
confirm the action taken in respect of the Infringing Material.

Yours sincerely

Leah Alpren
Solicitor

Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
36 Soho Square
London W1D 3QY
Direct Dial: 0207440 2482
Fax: 02077580217
Email: leah_alpren@bloomsbury.com

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Note:
This message is for the named person's use only. It may contain confidential, proprietary or legally privileged information. No confidentiality or privilege is waived or lost by any mistransmission. If you receive this message in error, please immediately delete it and all copies of it from your system, destroy any hard copies of it and notify the sender. You must not, directly or indirectly, use, disclose, distribute, print, or copy any part of this message if you are not the intended recipient. Bloomsbury Publishing Plc and any of its subsidiaries each reserve the right to monitor all e-mail communications through its networks.

Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender, except where the message states otherwise and the sender is authorized to state them to be the views of any such entity.


Thank You.

Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
Registered in England No. 1984336
Registered Office: 36 Soho Square, London W1D 3QY

A & C Black Publishers Limited
Registered in England No. 189153
Registered Office: 38 Soho Square, London W1D 3HB

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Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:56:41 -0400
Subject: Notice of Infringement/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling - ytmnd.com

From: "Nachbar, Karen"
To: <legal@ytmnd.com>
Cc: "Chatillon, Dev" <DChatillon@Scholastic.com>,
"Seidenfeld, Mark" <MSeidenfeld@Scholastic.com>


Dear Sir/ Madam,

I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that the information in this notification is accurate and that I am authorized to act on behalf of J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books and owner of copyright rights therein, and Scholastic Inc., exclusive U.S. publisher of the Harry Potter books, including without limitation the cover and all other art incorporated therein (collectively, the "IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the materials identified below are not authorized by the IP Owner, its agent, or the law and therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according to state and federal law. Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or items claimed to be infringing.

I may be contacted at the below address/phone/email. Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Karen L. Nachbar
Counsel
Scholastic Inc.
557 Broadway
New York, NY 10012
ph/212-343-6734
fx/212-343-6965
knachbar@scholastic.com


Infringing Materials:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/f/6af8b92ba2853c1cd4abbaaf25980fc1.jpg

http://loldobby.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/e/6/0e68744e8a7e80721c320e0871ac047e.jpg

http://harrypotterfuckingsucks.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/2/f/52f0f812c221f0fce632c89e3010df4e.jpg

http://hpsummedup.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/c/c/8cceff1d0061abb01d0c1f150654ae98.jpg

http://harrypotter7wtf.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/e/4/8e4e188cbee1712f7033969626c8f692.jpg

http://blackpeopleinspace.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/5/a/f5a0ab7817da178a79d4ed755fc2ae4f.gif




Now they've resorted to just forwarding the threats they've already made with a return receipt requested. I wish they'd hurry up an SUE ME.

In other news I haven't done any real work all week but I did clean up my apartment.


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July 21st, 2007
490th
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Time for Scholastic to get owned? THE BOOK SUCKED ANYHOW. JK screwed it up.
July 21st, 2007
492nd
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I like the "copyright rights" bit. That's a nice touch. It's not enough that the root word of "copyright" can function as a noun referring to the rights held on the subject of copying text, but they have to make "copyright" an adjective that modifies "rights" to refer to text control. I should reserve all rights to this little post so that I can have that cool R-in-a-circle thing going on.
July 21st, 2007
493rd
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Also: Philip K. Dick > Mainstream, poorly written, escapist fantasy
July 21st, 2007
496th
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aww man i love this . havent even watched a harrypotter movie yet.. seems to annoying to me. watche athf movie thouh. good luck man. dont let these clowns get you down kb
July 21st, 2007
497th
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This news made me chortle.
July 21st, 2007
500th
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lolololol welcome to the internet mr lawyers! feel free to pull up a chair and watch, because we are too 1337 for your silly law suits.
July 21st, 2007
501st
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HEY F*CK THAT BITCH
July 21st, 2007
502nd
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Well, it's not like the Harry Potter spoilers makes the sites any better. It's all retarded. Nobody is a winner in this. YTMND users should just go back at creating stuff and not f*cking around. Don't get me wrong, I hate Harry Potter but the spoiler fad is retarded, pointless and not funny. I miss the Picard days...
July 21st, 2007
503rd
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i think you mean PACARD
July 21st, 2007
504th
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Harry potter is gay anyways. Jk rolling can just suck my balls.
July 21st, 2007
505th
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max i love you, will you have my children?
July 21st, 2007
506th
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NO FLASHING ANYMORE? WTF. I WANT MY BIG RED SPOILERS FLASHING TO GIVE EVERYONE SEIZURES
July 21st, 2007
507th
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hey max I think you and Leah Alpren should get together you would make a perfect couple (both money grabbing jews) lmao jk bro dont delet my sites
July 21st, 2007
508th
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LOL at "intended for owner only, do not share"!!!
July 21st, 2007
509th
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voldemort kills harry and takes over teh world, the end :(
July 22nd, 2007
510th
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Solar yak isn't funny
July 22nd, 2007
512th
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i believe that ytmnd has gone to hell thanks to spoilers. what enjoyment do you get from ruining things for other people? if you were having sex with a woman, would you enjoy me standing their yelling and shoving a hot iron rod up your ass? f*cking learn some decency, YTMND.
July 22nd, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
632nd
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+1 for being wrong...
July 22nd, 2007
519th
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I for one welcome our new wizard leaders.
July 22nd, 2007
520th
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you're doing God's work. Max. Don't let them scare you.
July 22nd, 2007
521st
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When are you not being threaten by lawyers?
July 22nd, 2007
522nd
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WTF MAX. BRB? Did you get owned in wizard court or wtf!?!?!? and also am I the only one posting atm?
July 22nd, 2007
523rd
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Hahahaha it's obvious why he's doing BRB, he's wizardising the main page for a joke to make it look like it's been taken over.
July 22nd, 2007
525th
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*under pile of rubble that was once the front page* Ow.
July 22nd, 2007
527th
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I BLAME TEH WIZARDS. AND GAY SODOMY.
July 22nd, 2007
526th
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I smell an injunction. If that's the case make sure you sue for revenue lost. And then give it to me - I'm almost out of cigarettes.
July 22nd, 2007
530th
(1)
For someone who seems to chastize his users when they embark upon raids and other immature acts, you sure do set a poor example.
July 22nd, 2007
531st
(3)
Potter Spoilers Gone = YTMND Fun Again
July 22nd, 2007
532nd
(1)
Because people will finally stop obsessing over and their horde of sh*tty anti-Potter Potter sites? I think the Harry Potter fansites have words for them, Dumb Eaters. And yes, it was meant to sound stupid.
July 22nd, 2007
539th
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The Galaxy is at Peace
July 22nd, 2007
533rd
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Ass. Titties. *ss and titties. Ass, ass, titties, titties... *ss and titties.
July 22nd, 2007
534th
(1)
I was smart enough to just AVOID this site and the internet in general for 4 days before this came out. I read it spolier free. Ha Ha bitches.
July 22nd, 2007
536th
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wooooooooooooooooooow. go harry go
July 22nd, 2007
537th
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Yeah, because god forbid people don't want a book spoiled for them before they read it.
July 22nd, 2007
538th
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I could stand to clean my room myself. Also, I for one was smart enough to stay the f*ck away from this place until AFTER finishing the book.
July 22nd, 2007
541st
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Oh, Max, love of my life! Shove J.K. Rowling's "books" up her dusty coose and show her who's boss! <333
July 22nd, 2007
542nd
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Purplechicken has a bunch of alts. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1011/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1012/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1014/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1015/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1018/ http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1019/ http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1020/ http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1021/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1022/ http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1024/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1023/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1026/ http://www.ytmnd.com/users/moocow1025/votes
July 22nd, 2007
543rd
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Now he's downvoting a bunch of my sites for exposing him.
July 24th, 2007
604th
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Become hank the death metal guitarist it is a well known fact to be popular on media sites you must be a political genius, the spelling and grammar champion of the universe, hate all things people like because they like them, you must especially ctrl+v n*gg*r every chance you get, and be into metal. (Buy my book: Internet Popularity for dummies and Not so popular internets popularity for dummies)
July 22nd, 2007
544th
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You posted about Scholastic. You gave the book more attention. You just fell for the trap.
July 22nd, 2007
545th
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hey Max! talk to me!
July 22nd, 2007
546th
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Bunch of pussies. Give it to 'em Max!
July 22nd, 2007
547th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/eliminatorAD8/votes http://ytmnd.com/users/eliminatorAD6/votes http://ytmnd.com/users/eliminatorAD7/votes http://ytmnd.com/users/eliminatorAD9/votes main: http://ytmnd.com/users/Crusher8576/
July 23rd, 2007
577th
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just discovered that, was about to post it, lol
July 22nd, 2007
548th
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I stayed away from YTMND for a while anticipating that some jackass would post spoilers here. I've now finished the 7th book and see that max couldn't resist revealing the spoilers to everyone. Had to feel the pleasure of ruining the endings? You couldn't just sit back and let the users fill up the front page with spoilers? You had to do it yourself?
July 22nd, 2007
549th
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Harry Potter and the Frivolous Lawsuit :D
July 22nd, 2007
551st
(3)
SOMEBODY MADE A BIG MISTAKE HERE
July 22nd, 2007
554th
(2)
Who could have made such a mistake?
July 22nd, 2007
555th
(1)
Heh? Heh?!
July 22nd, 2007
556th
(1)
*funky duck call music*
July 24th, 2007
599th
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I don't get it.
July 22nd, 2007
552nd
(3)
R.I.P. Fourest
July 23rd, 2007
567th
(3)
Though it's funny it really should be expected considering he never leaves worthwhile comments, but insists on plastering his name with a positive vote on every site, no matter how terrible, just to get high ratings.
July 23rd, 2007
571st
(3)
Woah, he's been off YTMND for more than two hours.
July 23rd, 2007
579th
(2)
....pshwahahahahahahahaahahahhaaah hahahahahahahahahah ehehehhehehe hheeheheheh..hehh........oh well...
July 23rd, 2007
580th
(2)
this site sums up his return quite well: http://damndamndamn.ytmnd.com/
July 24th, 2007
597th
(3)
I think this sums it up better...http://howitreallygottothefourest.ytmnd.com/
July 22nd, 2007
553rd
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
July 22nd, 2007
559th
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I love Harry Potter and I have avoided this site like the plague for a good two months because I know some asshats out there will spoil the ending. Lawsuits must suck, but the corporation actually cares about its fan base. I know its not Max's fault, but since YTMND is so public I feel that its really the individual user who should be sued. Way to ruin it for the whole community you communists!!
July 23rd, 2007
560th
(1)
Worth repeating what BTape recommended - disabling site postings during the Top Viewed change over. Or at least voting during that time - something. You want to improve front page quality - start there.
July 23rd, 2007
565th
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Wow, good thing I've avoided YTMND the last month. I can return and laugh at the people who didn't bother to even start reading the book yet.
July 23rd, 2007
566th
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oh geez, they may not make as much money now! the poor things! So hard for J.K. to get by these days, what with the ENTIRE MEDIA OF THE PLANET WHORING HER BOOK.. yup, YTMND really gonna hurt them sales figures uh-hum...
July 25th, 2007
615th
(-1)
wtf you wasted comment 606
July 26th, 2007
622nd
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so sue me!
July 26th, 2007
623rd
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I will! I'll sue you in England!
July 23rd, 2007
568th
(0)
Daaaammmnnnnnn... Poor Max, lol another copyright infragment.
July 23rd, 2007
570th
(0)
The mighty church of scientology couldn't intimidate us.... who the hell do the boy wizards think they're dealing with?
July 23rd, 2007
573rd
(1)
it boggles the mind to think that you're all so petty that ruining a book gives you a fat chubby. f*ck ytmnd.
July 23rd, 2007
574th
(1)
does you penis hurt? you have gonorrhea
July 23rd, 2007
575th
(0)
lol, Starcraft 2 stayed on the DL longer than anything from this book. That is very funny to me.
July 23rd, 2007
581st
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1st, even though those were some pretty big plot points, they really don't take away THAT much from the literature's value. A heap of bricks does not make a house any more than those facts make a book. 2nd, I guess I'd try to argue that the sites are satirical: ridiculing readers who believe they can no longer extract any value from the book after seeing a few key points, with the hope that they'll see that a book is way more than what happens. Good luck max.
July 23rd, 2007
582nd
(-1)
Ah what the f*ck? Why arent they suing the motherf*cking Wikipedia? I read the ending ON PURPOSE there! C'mon max, *lifts up chaingun of justice* We're with you.
July 24th, 2007
586th
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Grow up. *breaks gun*
July 24th, 2007
584th
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there is no law agaisnt reviewling stuff that happens in a book
July 24th, 2007
585th
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sh*tsticks
July 25th, 2007
607th
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a.k.a. your favorite 'flavor nickname' for c*cks
July 25th, 2007
617th
(0)
Did you come up with that one yourself?
July 24th, 2007
588th
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You're the man Max, screw them
July 24th, 2007
590th
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HA THEY ARE FOOLS. AND THEY WILL LOSE!
July 24th, 2007
592nd
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If they strike Max down, he will become stronger than they can possibly imagine...
July 24th, 2007
593rd
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n*gg*rs
July 24th, 2007
595th
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Wizard magic can't hide the fact that the greediest fad author in the world is wanting more money than God.
July 24th, 2007
596th
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Kekekeke, Harry kills Voldemort with his own spell, and Snape gets eated by a snake.
July 24th, 2007
598th
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lol
July 24th, 2007
600th
(0)
Is max going to Azkaban? :(
July 24th, 2007
601st
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Fourest, shut the hell up!
July 24th, 2007
603rd
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You have been banned for the following reason: Spamming YTMND Forums Date the ban will be lifted: Never :(
July 25th, 2007
605th
(0)
I called Mark S. Seidenfeld to give him spoilers, but all I got was a machine...so I left a message. Gay.
July 25th, 2007
608th
(0)
Hay, I just got back from China. What are these pink names?
July 25th, 2007
609th
(0)
lulz, spoilers. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
July 25th, 2007
610th
(0)
OH OHHHH, IT'S MAGIIIIC YOU KNOOOOOW
July 25th, 2007
611th
(0)
lawl
July 25th, 2007
616th
(0)
Hahahahahahaahahahaa! lol lawsuits!
July 25th, 2007
618th
(0)
I like Harry Potter, but it's pretty stupid of them to harass you like that. Spoilers are everywhere.
July 25th, 2007
619th
(0)
That's lame...
July 26th, 2007
620th
(1)
...so...hi....um........
July 26th, 2007
621st
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daniel radcliffe cow hot sex sister wizard hat emma watson incest mommy and daughter hogwarts dumbledore penetration anal vaginal bleeding magic
July 26th, 2007
624th
(0)
Looks like Chuck's taking the skinboat to tunatown
July 26th, 2007
625th
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If you dont want the book spoiled dont look at something that says its going to spoil it...
July 26th, 2007
626th
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meh. I don't see what's so funny, the people at Harry Potter simply don't realize dipsh*ts like the brainless twits at YTMND aren't worth even sending out a generic threat. You're not special, Max, legal team send out thousands of these letters a day on the internet. Try and keep you ego under control until you've actually contritbuted something to society, besides this sh*twad of an anti-intellectual website. As for people who have had Harry Potter spoiled for them by YTMND: get off YTMND, stupid.
July 28th, 2007
642nd
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I'm going to agree with ethanmccarthy and say you guys are f*cking retards, and should probably recognize that you are just a subsite of the #chans.
July 27th, 2007
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July 27th, 2007
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purgery? when were we under oath?
July 28th, 2007
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Spoilers woudla been better if HP actually died. Oh well :p
July 28th, 2007
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You removed shoover from the features user list for comment spamming. When are you going to remove ollj from the featured list for deliberately abusing the featured user section?
July 28th, 2007
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Yeah, seriously. All he does is post stuff from 4chan and rips from Pokemon. Also, why the hell is AtlDynasty25 a featured user? He posts many racist comments and is a complete split voter. He's also the same guy who went around posting "N*GG*R" in black blocks eveywhere.
July 28th, 2007
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They simply got Featured for having the random prerequisites, PCF. Feedrosie's abused it a few times too, but he might've stopped now.
July 29th, 2007
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Max also removed a bunch of users from the list. The only reason I can see why Ollj is on the list is because he has two highly viewed sites. If you look at his average site rating it is 2.7 which should have prevented him from getting on the list in the first place. I can see why Feedrosie got on the list, but there's a few people like ollj, texaggie79, and WTL who got on their by sheer dumb luck.
July 29th, 2007
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The featured users system needs lots of changes. Mostly adding/removing people and setting a rating cap so sites below a 3.5 are hidden automatically.
July 28th, 2007
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July 28th, 2007
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Oh for Chrissakes, Max, just delete them all. If I had to choose between the integrity of YTMND and Harry Potter, I'd choose Harry Potter any day of the week. No offense.
July 28th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/MrColorful/ - watch this one.
July 29th, 2007
645th
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INTERNET HAET MACHEEN!! Haha good ol' always getting into trouble with idiots.
July 29th, 2007
647th
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quick, someone make a "N*gg* stole my dyke" site.
July 29th, 2007
648th
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make it tell their blood type
July 29th, 2007
649th
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leet-shoe is a f*cktard
July 29th, 2007
650th
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haha your the man now dog! remember if you go down ppl of ytmnd will take em down with you.
July 29th, 2007
651st
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They've still got nothing. After all, LULZ is a corruption of LOL, and we ALL know these responses bring epic lulz
July 29th, 2007
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lmfao
July 30th, 2007
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Well, number one all I can find are moronic parodies on the spoilers. So if anyone can find the one that actually spoils the end of the book then they were probably looking very hard for it meaning it's their own damn fault. Anyway, f**k schoolastic with a cucumber.
July 30th, 2007
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MAX!!! I'm sick of all those damn Pepsi adds that feature people with wide open mouths waiting for the c*ck
July 30th, 2007
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711GET!
July 30th, 2007
658th
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you go max...you stand up to those mo fo's, why the f*ck are they so pissed off at it any way? its a f*cking book, that involves a geeky f*ggot, a whore and a ginger ferret... keep em up max, they just a bunch of f*cktards taking a damn book to seriously...
July 30th, 2007
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epic LULZ
July 31st, 2007
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Geez, got enough legal emails? lol.
July 31st, 2007
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lol, SageOverride.
July 31st, 2007
665th
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This made me crack up when my boss was standing right behind me- Abracadabra, bitch!
August 1st, 2007
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YTHPMND then? HELL NO!
August 1st, 2007
668th
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PokÚmon. Gotta Catch Them All!
August 1st, 2007
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723rd
August 1st, 2007
670th
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HP FANFIC??? I thought it couldn't get any lamer.
August 2nd, 2007
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http://www.alvinandthechipmunksmovie.com/ Nothing is sacred.
August 3rd, 2007
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What is Jason Lee thinking with the career turn he's doing? He's the voice of Underdog and David in the chipmunks movie. I expect to see him pitching fish sticks next.
August 2nd, 2007
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Hmm... 212-343-6888... I'm-a call it.
August 2nd, 2007
675th
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Alright ppl if those potter f*cks want a war we'll do to them what we did to ebaum and scientology
August 2nd, 2007
676th
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Yeah, they'll never expect such a swift response!
August 3rd, 2007
677th
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lol at people actually still commenting about the news
August 3rd, 2007
679th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/NewDeedeedeer/ - what is the appeal of doing what this guy does all day long?
August 3rd, 2007
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I say BULLSH*T! Harry Potter sucks!
August 3rd, 2007
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i like to wand-rape harry
August 3rd, 2007
684th
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lets all give harry sphinctoral splinters! yay! lol, enter rush
August 3rd, 2007
685th
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harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets, in other words, ITS FULL OF SH*T!!!
August 3rd, 2007
686th
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yeah, KEEP FIGHTING AND WIN!!!! also it freedom of speech too!
August 4th, 2007
687th
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I just saw a Rush Hour 3 TV ad, and they're using Dr. L337's music in the background. I cannot stop laughing.
August 4th, 2007
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I'm gonna be as lovably ignorant as the film and reply with two appropriate stereotypes: Dey Gon' Geh Raid!
August 5th, 2007
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HAHA, I just saw that TV spot today. Awesome
August 4th, 2007
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I'd like to apologise for any Beans 'n' Cornbread/Blackface sites spawned from my latest site. Anything with black dudes is racism-bait, I guess.
August 4th, 2007
690th
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I've got two nuts. Harry Potter can suck one, and Stephanie can suck the other!
August 4th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/pheco/comments - newborn spammer, will probably keep at it.
August 4th, 2007
694th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Mooters/ - Same thing.
August 4th, 2007
697th
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Now lots of spam on every site on the front page. Mods please.
August 4th, 2007
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Here's another one that just joined today: http://ytmnd.com/users/claris/votes - He seems to be downvoting every page of top rated of all time, lol
August 4th, 2007
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last!
August 4th, 2007
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please please please do something about alts
August 4th, 2007
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Fresh batch of alts: roflwafflezz, InternateH8Masheen, nigrz, jailbaitrules, Pedob34r, ifaptojb, fukunigraz, NigraJim, fukunigraz InternetHateMachine, EpicLulz, EpicFails, WatermelonEaterz
August 4th, 2007
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Creep youre missing about 1,000 more alts. also it seems like all those alts belong to a /b/tard.
August 5th, 2007
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Rick roll them imo
August 5th, 2007
704th
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Sweet, now i have all the links to the harry potter spoiler sites on YTMND, thanks Scholastic! :D
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/claris/comments - yet another.
August 5th, 2007
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This one's a downvoting machine! Makes me wonder just how much of this crap YTMND has got on its plate.
August 6th, 2007
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He's britzman's alt. Me and britz were in a retarded argument, and he ended up screwing up and posting with that account on one of my sites.
August 5th, 2007
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Damn i dont want this site to turn into a f*cking harry potter site.
August 5th, 2007
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check out this dudes alts, main account http://ytmnd.com/users/YTMNDkg
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/YTKGD/ http://ytmnd.com/users/kgmnd http://ytmnd.com/users/thekidKGunit http://ytmnd.com/users/Almightytmnd http://ytmnd.com/users/almightytmnd3 http://ytmnd.com/users/partyunderstars/ http://ytmnd.com/users/Aintnothingonnabreakmystride
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/willbelongtime http://ytmnd.com/users/stopsound1 http://ytmnd.com/users/i9z4real http://ytmnd.com/users/far2muchfaint http://ytmnd.com/users/alloftheaboveandthemsome http://ytmnd.com/users/jelousyjive http://ytmnd.com/users/donemydirt
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/soursweetgone2 http://ytmnd.com/users/partyunderstars http://ytmnd.com/users/PUMPTHEIRON103 http://ytmnd.com/users/EAED212/ http://ytmnd.com/users/lastoneofthenight http://ytmnd.com/users/ytmndreserves http://ytmnd.com/users/CorrectoMundo
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/kingofthenotepad http://ytmnd.com/users/oneshotonekill2 http://ytmnd.com/users/ytmndspree http://ytmnd.com/users/keepmypocketsright http://ytmnd.com/users/forsavekeeping http://ytmnd.com/users/effthepolice http://ytmnd.com/users/tooeazylmfao
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ridinflats http://ytmnd.com/users/AtAnyPrice http://ytmnd.com/users/FASTMETABOLISM22 http://ytmnd.com/users/TakeTheWeight2 http://ytmnd.com/users/time2golol http://ytmnd.com/users/ruingoodhands2 http://ytmnd.com/users/OHMYCHEST
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Vote5igiveBJ http://ytmnd.com/users/oceanbreathesfaulty http://ytmnd.com/users/SHOWTIMEytmnd http://ytmnd.com/users/ytmndchild http://ytmnd.com/users/alloftheaboveandthemsome http://ytmnd.com/users/gottatightwatch http://ytmnd.com/users/START2SEETRICEP http://ytmnd.com/users/raskassEAT http://ytmnd.com/users/howwegetdownAZ
August 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/everysingledaysonicprays http://ytmnd.com/users/LuckyNomba20 http://ytmnd.com/users/VoteEmUp5 http://ytmnd.com/users/soursweetgone2 http://ytmnd.com/users/alldayeveryday21 http://ytmnd.com/users/extrodIMAG http://ytmnd.com/users/MOARRR http://ytmnd.com/users/LOLOMFGBBQWTF23 http://ytmnd.com/users/back2par2
August 5th, 2007
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(53) so far, i know theres more but im not gonna find them all. he mainly votes on his own sites but also votes on other peoples sites, both downvote and upvote. sh*t like this is retarded. sorry for the long combo post.
August 5th, 2007
717th
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You left one out: http://ytmnd.com/users/GoldenYTMND/votes
August 5th, 2007
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Wow, nice catch.
August 6th, 2007
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I wonder what he'd say if you PM'd him about those.
August 5th, 2007
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Those silly people at Scholastic. They need to send Max a howler letter to get anywhere.
August 6th, 2007
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get rid of this motherf*cker right now: http://ytmnd.com/users/claris/comments
August 6th, 2007
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terrific, now the f*cker downvoted 26 of my sites: http://ytmnd.com/users/claris/votes
August 6th, 2007
725th
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now I think he's going for all of them, BAN THIS F*CKER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, delete his account
August 6th, 2007
727th
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They can't take away our GOOD internets!
August 6th, 2007
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I just opened a silverware drawer and a spoon that was stuck in there flew out and hit me in the chest. It'd probably be possible to kill someone that way if you replace the spoon with a knife and wedge it in properly.
August 6th, 2007
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The internet is serious business.
August 10th, 2007
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Good Call, don't take sh*t from anyone!!!
September 2nd, 2007
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They act like this is the only place the damn book is getting spoiled at LOL
September 9th, 2007
735th
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IF peopel keep trying to sue, there will be no point in using the internet. The internet should have NO LAWS, except against viruses. Other than that, F*CK YOU. At this rate the internet will be sh*t within 50 years
September 24th, 2009
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Book 7: Harry Potter and the Yiddish cup
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