a guest news post by rubycalaber

so like two days ago I wake up after a hard days work sleeping all day and being a huge loser with no life and I walk the one step between my bed and computer chair and while still naked (thank christ I'm using firefox 2 to write this because I just spelled naked nakid and it put a little red line under it) I turn on my monitor and find my screen filled with slightly more instant messages than usual (I get loads of instant messages because unlike in real life on the internet I have loads of friends and hot chicks wanting to chat and cyber with me) and they are all saying some shit I didn't read about my ytmnd and the history channel (who the fuck cares about the history channel anyway...) then I check irc and there is some news story as the topic of this pretty cool irc channel I hang out in called #?! on efnet it is run by ytmnd artfags like ROY4L but I only chat there to hang out with fanfare who is a very cute internet girl you should check it out or don't if you have a life so I go to this news story which is on some gay 9/11 conspiracy site and I am like "what is this gay shit what does this have to do with m HOLY FUCKING SHIT ONE OF MY YTMNDS WAS USED IN A 9/11 DOCUMENTARY ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HAVE WON THE FUCKING INTERNET YES YES I HAVE WON THE INTERNET OH GOD OH GOD I THINK I AM GOING TO CUM" I then read this gay news article ok here is this gay news article by a gay fag:

History Channel Fraudsters Pass Off Joke Website as Representative Of 9/11 Truth
Liar Bradley Davis used 'Jews Did 9/11' parody to smear truthers during dirty tricks broadcast

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet
Wednesday, August 22, 2007



As part of a catalogue of dirty tricks employed to smear the truth movement in its 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction special, The History Channel used screenshots of an inane parody website and passed it off as representative of people asking questions about the official story.

During the introduction to the show, images from the website http://jewsdid911.ytmnd.com were flashed up and associated with the 9/11 truth movement.

The website is nothing more than a ludicrous fast moving slideshow of 9/11 images with giant letters that read "JEWS DID 9/11" superimposed on top. Some of the images contain the Star of David and more scribbled "Jews did 9/11" epitaphs appear on other shots in neon green type.

The sickening rapid images are accompanied by a distorted rave soundtrack which includes a crazed voice shouting the word "Deutschland" over and over again.

The website is part of the "You're The Man Now, Dog" online community, which is a joke website where users create parody slideshows about pop culture - it has nothing to do with the 9/11 truth movement or any of the guests featured on the History Channel program.



Apologists and debunkers have attempted to dismiss the use of these images as "just a joke" - but their appearance in what was supposedly a serious documentary about 9/11 and in the context of the rest of the dirty tricks that were employed manifestly proves that they were deliberately included as part of a smear campaign to tar 9/11 truthers as kooks, extremists, racists and anti-Semites.

As we exposed yesterday, producer of the show Bradley Davis is a con man and a backstabber, a man who gains people's trust and then betrays them for the purposes of producing salacious tabloid style hit piece documentaries.

He engaged in a plethora of different dirty tricks, malicious lies and journalistic fraud in order to portray 9/11 truth representatives as paranoid, uneducated crazies who were hurting the 9/11 families, while exalting so-called "experts" from Popular Mechanics, which is owned by Hearst "yellow journalism" Publishing, the same company that owns a controlling interest in the History Channel.

The inclusion of these completely unrelated and ridiculous images was obviously another stunt to frame 9/11 truthers as nutcases and completely violates every known standard of ethical journalism.

Brad Davis and the History Channel have destroyed any impartiality they had by broadcasting this monumental fraud and we invite History Channel bosses to consider making a new documentary that shows some aspect of neutrality and balance, should the station be interested in maintaining any semblance of credibility, but we know this is highly unlikely because their part owners Hearst Publishing have no interest in reasoned and fair journalism.
so yeh holy fucking shit then I actually read all these instant messages and they were all congratulations on how I am rubycalaber: internet hero and that shit but one I had to maximize because it was so huge and it was a huge full page wall of text from ROY4L going on some raged tirade about how I put down milk for my sacred rats and quiver behind my keyboard and then I get back on irc and I have a pm with another massive wall of text from ROY4L and he is ranting about how I am a weakling and cant do this and that and that noone watches the history channel and how max wants me to write some news post for the front page (WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT NEWS POSTS ON THE FRONT PAGE? THAT SHIT IS FOR FAGGOTS) and ROY4L was obviously so overwhelmed with his rage that my ytmnd got on tv and none of his did because he spends days making his shitty artfag sites and he put his fist through his computer monitor then I read all the shit in #?! and everyone in the channel is practically sucking my dick everyone is saying how much I own and everything so I step away from my computer almost in shock at how much I fucking own the entire internet

so I dont bother getting dressed or anything because it is 8 at night in scotland (yeh I am scottish what of it fuck you) I just put on my pjs and I am too excited to eat so I immediately go into my living room and my dad and my sister are watching legally blonde 2 on tv and my dad is like "and what have you done today nothing I bet like usual" and I was like "hehe well actually a site I made on the internet was featured on the history channel" and then I explained what I had just learned and read to my dad said that was cool so yeh owned dad thats probably the most proud of me he will ever be and my sister was looking drop dead gorgeous as always sitting provocatively and she smirks at me with that sexy look she gives with her perfect mouth and says "impressive" god that was so fucking hot she thinks my ytmnd being on tv is impressive sometimes I just want my tongue inside that sexy mouth of hers and then I go back to my room and get on the ytmnsfw forums and there is a sticky thread and an announcement about how badly I own fuck yeh because I do own yes yes yes then I get an IM from fanfare and I am like "oh tee hee hi there qtpi" and she is like "omggggg" and is ecstatic and how badly I owned everyone ever and she says that max wants me to write a news post about this gay shit so I was going to say yes just to impress her because

I really like fanfare because she is so cool and talented and like the cutest girl on the internet and stuff tee hee but then her internet cut out and so then I just got back to my regular life which is never leaving the house for weeks at a time never talking to anyone in real life other than my family never leaving my room other than for food and for toilet use and being a huge loser because I dont go to school or work or whatever I just sit at my computer interneting all night and sleeping all day fuck yeh so I just played counter strike with my good internet pals warhol and Juliet who is a cool pedophile and I owned hackers with aimbot and listening to lost podcasts because I FUCKING LOVE LOST and just chatted away in #?! with my good friends such as endowed and dascoot who are actually huge faggots who I hate and owned a fat paki pedo called m0nde a bit and was owning him all night and next thing I knew it was today and I was still owning faggots on irc I probably time traveled idk and so like a few hours ago max is on irc and he is like "RUBY WRITE A NEWS POST ABOUT THIS GAY HISTORY CHANNEL SHIT WITHIN 24 HOURS OR MILLIONS DIE" and I was like "hey fuck you max you jew I dont work for The Man" and he was like "DONT STAND UP TO ME OR ILL DELET FANFARES SITES AHHH HERE IS A GAY YOUTUBE LINK WATCH IT AHHHH IM MAX IM A JEW AHHHH" so I was like "alright jesus christ" it was like a season of 24 but even more badass and then his zionist underlings in #?! kept bothering me while I clicked this youtube link and saw probably the most jewish thing I have ever seen in my entire life:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHRTK_E91s
(just skip to the last 8 seconds you dont need to listen to their jewish propaganda)

so yeh now I have seen this gay youtube video I will now write a gay news post or whatever for frontpage faggots to read (thats you reading right now unless max doesnt post this which he probably will because he is a dirty jew and is playing a jew mindgame with me like ben from lost but on the internet god I love lost if max had asked me to write a gay news post about lost it would not be fucking shit like this)

anyway, news post update, MORLIEK JEWS POST UPDATE MIRITE?!?!?! owned anyway

the history channel is clearly run by jews because all they ever show is documentaries about how evil hitler was which is obvious jewish propaganda because it is common knowledge that hitler was awesome but then they did a documentary on 9/11 and used my ytmnd to try and make it look like jews didnt do 9/11 (which it is a scientific fact that they did do it) and as we all know ytmnd is run by jews so this is just further evidence that jews did indeed do 9/11 it is also further evidence that I fucking own everyone everyone and I owned all jews every and the History channel with like 5 seconds of documentary footage fucking jesus christ

holy fucking shiiiiiiiiit here is the full 5 seconds of pure ownage in gif form:

make a ytmnd with that fuckers

I can literally believe that my shitty ytmnd that I spend like 10 minutes on a year ago was shown on the History channel because thats how fucking awesome I am when I made that ytmnd when I was saving pictures of 9/11 and photoshoping the star of david and text saying "JEWS DID 9/11" and drawing arrows pointing to the planes on 9/11 saying "jews" I knew that in a years time this would be on a documentary on how jews did 9/11 because I am so heroic that only my ytmnd could prove once and for all that jews did 9/11

I am expecting any time now for the jewish swat teams with stars of david marked across their combat armor to fire tear gas through my window, kick down my door and assassinate me because I know the truth of their conspiracy just like I'm sure they will be kicking down that faggot Alex Joneses door for having a shitty article about this on his gay sites holy shit my ytmnd is raging conspiracy theorist faggots I bet he talks about my ytmnd on his shitty radio show (Alex if you are reading this please 5 my sites while checking them for jew related propaganda thanks bro) I'll show you an inane parody fucking christ those stupid faggot jews at the History Channel they cant even make it look like jews didnt do 9/11 whos fucking idea was it to use my ytmnd I mean they could have used any ytmnd in their shitty documentary but MY ytmnd that is just asking to get owned for fucking life I bet they just googled "jews did 9/11" and got my site hoping that it would not be a reputable source to discredit well guess what you bunch of zionists with a boring shitty channel that fuck all anyone watches and that I get confused with the discovery channel and with your shitty documentaries that you make people buy from your shitty site with your shitty dvd when I heard about this shit I instantly cyber stalked the shit out of them and found their gay dvds here dont I mean do not I repeat DO NOT buy that shit I linked to that noone will click on it is fucking gay those jews want your money I am going to pirate the shit out of that god I hate jews anyway what was I saying oh yeh well
GUESS WHAT HISTORY CHANNEL YOU USED RUBYCALABER: INTERNET HEROES YTMND FOR YOUR SHITTY DOCUMENTARY fuckkkkk how dare they make out that jews didnt do 9/11 and belittle my artwork I spent hours upon hours making that feverish hours of work in photoshop slaving away making frames for that gif well how about this history channel how about I hack your fucking site HOW ABOUT I HACK YOUR GODDAMN MYSPACE I am going to hack the fucking internet and email myself a year ago and tell myself to change that ytmnd to flashing images of the history channel being for fag jews so that when they use it in their gay documentary when they zoom in on the middle last word of that gay text it will read "fag jews" how about that haha just kidding history channel it is ok with me that you cant investigate the internet for jack shit and that you think jews didnt do 9/11 you put my gay ytmnd on the tv for 5 seconds thanks for that if you made ytmnds I would 5 them JUST KIDDING AGAIN NOT REALLY HISTORY CHANNEL ID 1 UR SITES FUCK YOU KIKES

so anyway I am now super famous thanks to incompetent reporters, zionist conspiracies and my own awesome internet heroism well more famous than you

have any of your ytmnds ever been on tv no didnt think so is it eating you up inside huh is it eating you up inside when was the last time you owned jews everywhere owned 9/11 owned an entire tv channel owned some conspiracy theorists WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A YTMNEWS UPDATE HUH (max dont answer that) you are a fucking loser for even coming to this site a loser faggot but not me I am an internet hero I FUCKING OWN THE INTERNET

EVERY GODDAMN DAY OF MY LIFE I FUCKING OWN EVERYONE ON IT HUH WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT FAGGOT ILL HACK YOUR MYSPACE AND ALL YTMND IS FOR FAGS AAAHHHHHHH


here is a picture I made that I think best describes this encase you are a stupid faggot I use jack from lost as my avatar ok that is me as the 9/11 plane and the twin towers are the history channel and you can see max jumping out of the towers there to avoid me owning everyone did you like that pictures it took me several hours in photoshop fuck you anyway I guess max can put this gay history channel shit on his "media sightings" page to try and make his shit site seem less shit well lucky for him and his golden jew wallet people are stupid faggots and love his gay site I bet you front page faggots will make a ytmnd about this wont you even though you wont read it or get to read it too bad any ytmnds you ever make will never get on tv like me oh man it is so easy for me all I have to do is steal another ytmnds sound and then think up an old tired out unfunny subject like "JEWS DID 9/11" photoshop some jew related imagery onto some 9/11 pictures and make a gif and type the word jew about ten times and BAM a year later its on tv I bet you frontpage faggots and artfags and such spend several centuries making your gay huge effort ytmnds dont you and do they got on tv no they dont guess why because your a faggot and I'm not have fun hanging out with your friends in real life and getting laid or whatever you LOSERS do for fun I'll just be GETTING MY YTMNDS ON TV yeh what now fuck you hahahaha rubycalaber wins again ahahahah fuck history channel fuck 9/11 fuck Alex Jones fuck conspiracy theories and especially fuck jews yes I hate jews what of it make a ytmnd about it ahahahahahahah HAAHHAAHA AHAHAHAHAH oh wow I am so gay I dont even know what I'm typing about anymore
holy shit I just saw another news article on some gay conspiracy site about my ytmnds appearance and it said "they do a slow zoom into a website in an "evil type way"" and that my site was a "ridiculous ytmnd parody site!" goddamn it my ytmnd is all over the news on the internet god my ytmnd was on the history channel with some faggot saying jews doing 9/11 was picked up by anti-semites hahaha I fucking hate jews like max he gave me 24 hours to write this post and I did it JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME oh man I am awesome but goddamn it fuck that fucking jew from popular mechanics or some shit thank you history channel you stupid jewish fuckers ugh when will these morons realize that jews did really do 9/11!?

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Jews did 7\11
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rubycalaber you're the unfunniest person on the entire internet and I hope you get hit by a bus
August 29th, 2007
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The jews officialy did it
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I beat everyone to it bitches http://historychannel.ytmnd.com/
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my sister was looking drop dead gorgeous as always sitting provocatively and she smirks at me with that sexy look she gives with her perfect mouth and says "impressive" god that was so f*cking hot she thinks my ytmnd being on tv is impressive sometimes I just want my tongue inside that sexy mouth of hers
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You're starting to scare me...
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Thank you for calling ROY4L an artf*g... f*cking hate that f*cker.
August 29th, 2007
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I cut myself today.
August 29th, 2007
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lol i made a ytmnd with that gif just now u might like the song
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So, did like the font color options just explode? I see a "Jews did 9/11," but it's getting eaten by sizes and ummm...purple.
August 29th, 2007
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So. A Dramatic Reading is in order I believe yes I do.
August 31st, 2007
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*punch* SILENCE!
August 31st, 2007
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AHEM!!!! OF COURSE!
August 29th, 2007
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lul
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history now
August 30th, 2007
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holy f*cking sh*t you win the internets
August 30th, 2007
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that was entertaining to say the least
August 30th, 2007
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YOU ARE EPIC SIR!
August 30th, 2007
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Epic long Max post!
August 30th, 2007
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ruby ruby ruby ruby so ho mo
August 30th, 2007
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The laggy ads have officially crossed the threshold from annoying to infuriating.
August 31st, 2007
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get adblock you tool
August 30th, 2007
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ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmg ruby is so dreamy =)
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ruby, youre so dreemy.
August 31st, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 31st, 2007
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u no, i actually think he might be serious.....
August 31st, 2007
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lol f*ck u ruby i hope u die
August 31st, 2007
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tl;dr
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I'm very lost.
August 31st, 2007
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f*ck this sh*t.
August 31st, 2007
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was that a news post or Tourettes
August 31st, 2007
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where do the africans fit in here
August 31st, 2007
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Now we know who gave everybody aids. Also.... I believe you forgot pol3nd. Also internets.
August 31st, 2007
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I liked the time max made ytmnd a unicorn pronz site better than this diarrhea dump of gorilla fap.
August 31st, 2007
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August 31st, 2007
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lol 570th lol i am gay #pow prisoners of wop
September 1st, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 1st, 2007
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Syncan's gone as far as I know. The mod system isn't coming. More and more abusive users and sites flock to the site. Old trolls still lurk. Any attempt at creating a fad is drowned in Noise/Polend/'Mix as many old fads together as poorly as possible to be ironic' sites. All that and I'm expecting to be called a 'n*gg*rjew' in at least one comment come the release of my next YTMND.
September 1st, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO Post your memories here.
September 1st, 2007
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I finally remember that TheBigBaka, who was one of the few victim of the "mass" deletion was never a nuance. All he did was use the gimmick comment "This site is gonna be killed". He wasn't an upvoter or a downvoter. He voted fairly. So a harmless user gets deleted, but jizzmotron is still allowed to roam free and downvote everyone and post shock sites.
September 1st, 2007
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TheBigBaka got deleted? Oh come on!!
September 1st, 2007
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OH MY GOD THAT VIDEO IS GOING IN MY FAVS! YTMND ON THE NEWS=AWESOME!
September 1st, 2007
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wow... just... wow
September 1st, 2007
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/forsakenlamchop/votes I'm pretty sure this is someone's alt. Votes faster than sites can be viewed.
September 1st, 2007
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I'm certain this is the same person as above. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/kisaragi-chan/votes Seriously, you people need to stop basing your self-esteem on a website that will have no relevance in your life other than doing something when you were bored.
September 1st, 2007
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I've stopped calling out abusers for now. They wont be dealt with.
September 1st, 2007
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the alt checking system is there but nothing is done even then so why bother
September 2nd, 2007
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Yeah, I kind of realized it was pointless to post this as soon as I did it.
September 2nd, 2007
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I'm not an expert on running sites, but can't Max hire/get volunteers to help with the stuff he isn't doing? The site generates enough income for that to be a possibility, no? YTMND isn't exactly dead anyway, just needs a serious clean-up. I'm not giving up on it yet, the site has had periods like this before (but never as bad?)
September 2nd, 2007
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1) Get five to eight trusted mods to go through the featured user list and remove the trash (britzman, fourest, ollj, bob-the-builder, texaggie79, cac0 to name a few) and put in people who should be featured but aren't. 2) Give out a two week warning that anyone with abusive alts will be deleted and IP banned unless they delete those accounts and aren't caught with anymore alts. Most of these people have already been discovered.
September 2nd, 2007
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3) Get the mod panels done because that can help fix everything else.
September 1st, 2007
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lmfao
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Idealist Cake
September 2nd, 2007
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so awesome.
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nicely written, easy to understand and u never strayed from the topic. awesome writer u will be. 5 stars!
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u are one sick f*ck man, stop thinking sick sh*t about ur sister, but she is pretty hot dude, shwiiiiiing!!!
September 2nd, 2007
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ELOHELOHELOHELOHELOHELOHEL..... good job :)
September 3rd, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Carmelo whats the deal with this douche
September 3rd, 2007
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really who is this Carmelo guy?
September 3rd, 2007
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Carmelo is one of your old alts that never got deleted and you're fighting with yourself in hopes that people will feel sorry for you and vote five on your sites. But I'm really cynical at times.
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Well at least something was done today - peppermint!
September 4th, 2007
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AFTER DINNER!
September 4th, 2007
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I'LL EAT THE DAMN MINT WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT!
September 4th, 2007
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peppermints DRAGON TALES DRAGON TALES
September 4th, 2007
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Also .swf sound.
September 4th, 2007
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isnt rubycalaber the guy who wants to have sex with his sister?
September 4th, 2007
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also strawberry alarm clock
September 4th, 2007
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PEPPARMINT
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lol
September 4th, 2007
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max how do you let this stupid kid write this on your news section? anyway to the dumb kid, the history channel isnt trying to say that jews didnt do 9/11, they're trying to equate 9/11 truth seekers with uninformed little sh*ts like you, the history channel is part of the cover-up that the GOVERNMENT did 9/11 to justify invasions in the middle east... congratulations on providing them with material to help them do that, btw being that excited over allegedly "owning" the internet? i bet you have a sad life
September 4th, 2007
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*Is the only one who actually read the whole post
September 4th, 2007
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ROFL yea you pwnt everybody especially your dad XD.
September 4th, 2007
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Bravo! (Alf did it, and he's a jew)
September 4th, 2007
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lol fanfare is a jew
September 5th, 2007
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(_|_) \?/
September 5th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 5th, 2007
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DO DO DOO DO DO...http://ytmnd.com/TO DO DO DOO DO! http://ytmnd.com/TO DO DOO DO DOO DO, DO DOO DO, DO DOO DO DO DO DOO DO DOOO DO!
September 5th, 2007
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this is about the funniest god damn thing my eyes have ever told my brain about.
September 5th, 2007
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k0mputer using alts: http://usera.imagecave.com/Umfuld/2.PNG
September 5th, 2007
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Wrong.
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Actually, right: http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8978/33uh4.png
September 8th, 2007
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this kid has promised the same thing to me so many times its pathetic. he's gonna just get his account deleted
September 5th, 2007
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XD
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September 5th, 2007
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ruby yer my fave f*ggot on the webs
September 5th, 2007
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also check out htis website for more REAL info about this: doom3.zoy.org
September 6th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 6th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO to"do it"
September 6th, 2007
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YEAH BABY, YUO CAN http://ytmnd.com/TODO IT!
September 7th, 2007
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I hope max never implements fruity user profile & avatar options. YTMND isn't deviantART. Keep it a site focused on the content produced by the users rather than the users themselves.
September 7th, 2007
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Agreed, but a few extra personal options for our account wouldn't hurt. No need for special user pages and blogs, if you ask me. Worked for Newgrounds though.
September 6th, 2007
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falcon176 alts: http://www.ytmnd.com/users/badger1111/votes - http://www.ytmnd.com/users/joshep/votes - http://www.ytmnd.com/users/quasimoto/votes - http://www.ytmnd.com/users/behemoth887/votes - http://www.ytmnd.com/users/bonerbaseball/votes - http://www.ytmnd.com/users/bruc3campbell99999/votes
September 6th, 2007
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tl;dr
September 6th, 2007
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That was literary genius.
September 6th, 2007
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OH GOD SO CLOSE
September 6th, 2007
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almost...
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alllllmoooooost....
September 6th, 2007
626th
(-2)
GAHHHHHHHHH...
September 6th, 2007
627th
(-1)
666th COMMENT SATAN IS YOUR LORD
September 6th, 2007
629th
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That's four minutes of your life you'll never get back.
September 6th, 2007
628th
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September 6th, 2007
630th
(2)
Disney Princesses > Unicorns
September 7th, 2007
634th
(1)
Where's Afrotech?
September 7th, 2007
633rd
(1)
http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 7th, 2007
639th
(2)
ummmm WHAT??!!?!??!
September 7th, 2007
640th
(1)
Afrotech fap'd all over
September 7th, 2007
641st
(1)
I go away for three days and come back to Disney Princesses. What's going on? Did Max watch the new Princess movie?
September 7th, 2007
644th
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September 7th, 2007
648th
(0)
TL'DR
September 7th, 2007
649th
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Ruby you are my hero. The fanfare obsession, the incest, everything is great.
September 7th, 2007
650th
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September 7th, 2007
651st
(0)
that is AWESOME
September 7th, 2007
652nd
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Seriously, max, a lot of good users are quitting/on the verge of quitting now. http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 7th, 2007
654th
(1)
Max is too busy playing his fiddle.
September 8th, 2007
657th
(1)
http://ytmnd.com/TODO (he's got some livejournal site coming out soon lmfao)
September 8th, 2007
655th
(0)
You're the new maddox
September 8th, 2007
658th
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 8th, 2007
661st
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While this was informative and interesting, the author ranted about irrelevant footnotes and details. The part about his sister was irrelevant and disturbing. Also, discussing childish internet rivalries in this news article wasn't necessary. I didn't finish this article because I couldn't stand the author's refusal to use punctuation or correct spelling. Max, next time just post a link or paste a news article and save my eyes and my brain
September 8th, 2007
662nd
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
September 8th, 2007
666th
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 8th, 2007
663rd
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should have asked those peons for some f*cking compensation dude they used your work without permission that's YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY BRO
September 8th, 2007
664th
(0)
post nudes
September 8th, 2007
667th
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A leading cause of social stress in France during the Revolution was its large population. At the beginning of the eighteenth century, France had 20 million people living within its borders, a number equal to nearly 20 percent of the population of non-Russian Europe. Over the course of the century, that number increased by another 8 to 10 million, as epidemic disease and acute food shortages diminished and mortality declined. By contrast, it had increased by only 1 million between 1600 and 1700.
September 8th, 2007
668th
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lulz, nice job man
September 9th, 2007
669th
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Uhhh http://ytmnd.com/users/KelKel999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/GaspGasp999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/DudeDude999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/DustinDustin999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/JoshJosh999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/KhanKhan999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/PokePoke999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/SkeetSkeet999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/TimTim999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/DickDick999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/VoteVote999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/NickNick999/
September 9th, 2007
670th
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also http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 9th, 2007
671st
(2)
These alts are still being registered as we speak. http://ytmnd.com/users/BobBob999/ http://ytmnd.com/users/MaxMax999/ http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 9th, 2007
676th
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max noticed last night. I think we can count on it getting dealt with some time in the next 9 months. http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 9th, 2007
672nd
(0)
Please get rid of this retarded gimmick account. I don't see why people think posting the same thing over and over again is funny. It must be a genstar account. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/DougFukkie/
September 9th, 2007
673rd
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 9th, 2007
675th
(0)
I think this is the epitome of humanity; the babbling truths of our pathetic lives and what they have come to : f*ckwin when we're drunk. what
September 9th, 2007
677th
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TLDR
September 9th, 2007
678th
(2)
Something is messed up when a site that features, at worst, the words "bang" and "virgin" is labeled NSFW but this news post which uses a variation of "f*ck" 42 times is still accessible to unregistered users. Also, when has it been ok to make heartfelt tributes to 10 year old girls?
September 9th, 2007
679th
(2)
Good thing I can hack myself after the mod(s?) go to sleep.
September 9th, 2007
682nd
(2)
BIIIIIIIIIIIILL NYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
September 12th, 2007
702nd
(0)
A lot of sites that are labeled NSFW are less racy than the ads on YTMND.
September 9th, 2007
680th
(1)
http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 10th, 2007
683rd
(0)
my vote counter stopped at 3246
September 10th, 2007
684th
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Firstly, congratulations. I can't tell which is more colourful, the text or the language (not that I hold that against you. The only thing I might hold against you is a court restraining order :P). Which part of Scotland did you say you were from? Glasgow? Has anyone else expressed concern over this? "my sister was looking drop dead gorgeous ... I just want my tongue inside that sexy mouth of hers" 0_o For your own part, I think your next goal should be procurement of a Fatwā upon your own head.
September 10th, 2007
685th
(0)
yes.
September 10th, 2007
686th
(0)
lalalalala
September 10th, 2007
687th
(0)
I couldn't even read that, wtf did it all say.
September 10th, 2007
688th
(1)
http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 11th, 2007
693rd
(0)
lol jews did today
September 11th, 2007
695th
(0)
"distorted rave soundtrack"? WTF!!!! RUNNING IN THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE NEW BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 11th, 2007
696th
(0)
hes right. he did win the internets
September 11th, 2007
697th
(0)
ha ha holy f*cking sh*t i won the internet!
September 11th, 2007
698th
(0)
he used this to impress a girl on the internet. and props to Nuroticat for using H THE B.
September 11th, 2007
699th
(0)
lolz
September 11th, 2007
700th
(0)
Jesus titty f*cking Christ. u r t3h win
September 12th, 2007
701st
(0)
ahh, users online: 0
September 12th, 2007
704th
(0)
That was epic.
September 12th, 2007
705th
(0)
747 That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.That's for sure.
September 13th, 2007
706th
(3)
Please let featured users vote other featured users off the list Survivor style. People are absolutely correct when they say the "YTMNDs by Featured Users" list on the front page sucks, but it's mostly thanks to about five people.
September 13th, 2007
707th
(2)
I think Bob-the-Builder has overstayed his welcome on the Featured List now...
September 13th, 2007
709th
(0)
Wow, that idea's pretty good. I guess the only thing better would be http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 14th, 2007
713th
(0)
Okay, Bob's not messing around anymore, scratch that.
September 16th, 2007
728th
(2)
No, Bob-the-Builder needs to go.
September 19th, 2007
746th
(1)
kassius needs to go imo.. he f*cking sucks
September 13th, 2007
708th
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/TODONESOMETHINGRECENTLY
September 13th, 2007
710th
(0)
TLDR, but the whole world needs to know this: 9/11 was a hand job.
September 13th, 2007
711th
(1)
was this written by a 12 year old boy who had a raging boner or something?
September 14th, 2007
712th
(1)
That is whitout doubt the longest sentence ever spoken on this website...
September 14th, 2007
714th
(1)
I had a dream I was pulling inch long parasites out of my skin last night. They kind of looked like a really skinny barracuda and when I threw them down the drain they said "f*ck you" in a demonic voice.
September 14th, 2007
715th
(1)
Ytmnd sucks!
September 14th, 2007
716th
(0)
Why can't I delete my "0-60 in what?" site!? It's crap! Whenever I try to delete it, it just duplicates itself in my profile!
September 14th, 2007
717th
(1)
YOU WILL GET LAID MAXIMUM
September 14th, 2007
718th
(1)
Now that's what I call a wall of text, not even a single period.
September 14th, 2007
719th
(0)
In other news.. http://www.quantcast.com/ytmnd.com
September 15th, 2007
720th
(1)
Excellent. Also c*cks.
September 15th, 2007
721st
(1)
Paul is the walrus.
September 15th, 2007
722nd
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You sound like a f*cking child.
September 15th, 2007
723rd
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September 15th, 2007
724th
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WHo is working on the dramatc reading? Someone please start if you haven't already, I don't have a microphone.
September 16th, 2007
725th
(0)
YTMND = Broken :S
September 16th, 2007
726th
(0)
wtf
September 16th, 2007
727th
(0)
I like it, it looks like a Geocities site. All we need is sh*tty midi music and scrolling text welcoming us to ytmnd.
September 16th, 2007
729th
(1)
September 17th, 2007
731st
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http://ytmnd.com/users/niga; http://ytmnd.com/users/nigb; http://ytmnd.com/users/nigc... --THRU-- http://ytmnd.com/users/nigt, Someone ban this guy please.
September 17th, 2007
732nd
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Wait... nigu, migv, nigw, nigx, nigy, and nigz! He completes the set!
September 18th, 2007
733rd
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Striking again as I type this.
September 18th, 2007
734th
(1)
You need a new hobby GucheHair.
September 18th, 2007
737th
(1)
a few of them were taken already so he didnt manage to get a-z. anyway max doesn't care
September 18th, 2007
735th
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lol wut?
September 18th, 2007
736th
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i posted a ytmnd and deleted it cause niga used alts to downvote, then Kassius stole my site, and then that niga guy upvoted it. kassius is a f*ggot
September 19th, 2007
743rd
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790th, also update the f*cking news
September 19th, 2007
744th
(0)
YOU F*CKING WIN A BLOWJOB FROM A PROSTITUTE. And like, one of the expensive ones, not the five cent saggy whores with gonsyphilitis or whatever that sh*t is.
September 19th, 2007
745th
(0)
thanks guys.. you f*cked us all over.
September 19th, 2007
750th
(0)
epic
September 19th, 2007
751st
(0)
Didn't read past the first paragraph.
September 19th, 2007
752nd
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lol sponsored section is down to 87 cents. Maybe something will get done if a $0.00 gets on there... http://ytmnd.com/TODO
September 20th, 2007
753rd
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huh?
September 20th, 2007
754th
(0)
I AM TRUELY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS.
September 20th, 2007
755th
(0)
i give you a six-sided star, for the line " I have won the f*cking internet" rofl (and crying b/c i was laughing so hard)
September 21st, 2007
756th
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retarded
September 21st, 2007
759th
(0)
you ARE the funniest man alive. Thanks, Ryan
September 21st, 2007
760th
(0)
how did I just read all of that :"(
September 22nd, 2007
761st
(0)
I really think you need to reduce the amount of hours on the U&C back to 48 hours (but keep the maximum 500 votes the same). The U&C and top viewed has barely changed over the last three days and this place is better with fresh content than looking at the same sites daily. I think that's why people are flooding YTMND with the same fads quicker, because that's what they see that popular, but it's also making people hate the same fads faster.
September 22nd, 2007
763rd
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We need some rubycalaber/his sister sex fics up in heuurrr.
September 22nd, 2007
764th
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You've made total votes with an average rating of 0
September 23rd, 2007
765th
(0)
I lol'd.
September 23rd, 2007
766th
(0)
I wonder how "We Didn't Start This Website" would've done if it was about video game nostalgia instead of ytmnd nostalgia
September 23rd, 2007
767th
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September 24th, 2007
768th
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Thanks Max for deleting that guy.... I'm suprised no one made a screenshot YTMND, of that guy's Phone Number/email that you posted last night while you were doing the mass deletions...
September 24th, 2007
769th
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Don't bring those marshmallows over here
September 24th, 2007
771st
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817th
September 24th, 2007
772nd
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f*ck.
September 25th, 2007
773rd
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Is YTMND still slow even with that recent server upgrade, or is it just my connection?
September 25th, 2007
774th
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I usually have to refresh every page at least once.
September 25th, 2007
775th
(0)
New newz. A month since this was posted :(
September 25th, 2007
776th
(0)
if max did a new update now it would probably just be one of those "hey guys, just lettin you all know I'm still alive..." updates
September 25th, 2007
777th
(0)
ruby = internet haero. /wave
October 9th, 2007
778th
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November 7th, 2007
780th
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I thought YTMND did 9/11.
July 7th, 2008
781st
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April 9th, 2013
773rd
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ok
June 7th, 2014
749th
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this is funny and best news ive read all since now. today here.
June 7th, 2014
750th
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Did you use Google's new English to FuckTard translator to post that comment?
June 7th, 2014
751st
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impurity.ytmnd.com
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