Crimson and Clover
posted by max on 2009-10-23 14:34:23


Greetings Friends,

I've been avoiding updating the news for some time now; I've been waiting for enough newsworthy events to make a full post on. Thanks to everyone participating in the relaxing contest, as soon as the final votes are tallied, I'll be sending out the prizes!

First off is the YTMND Store, which is now open. We haven't started selling shirts from the contest yet, but as we do some test prints to see how well they turn out we'll add more products. Go check it out and see if it's of any interest to you. Orders will begin shipping on Wednesday.


In other news I've updated all the flash player code and I've been running the conversion for the last week or so. We're still about 24 hours behind on the conversion but old sites should be working properly for the most part now. To test out the new player add /flash.html to a YTMND url or set your options to use it by default. It will hopefully have a better design before it launches in the coming weeks, as my design is horrendous. One side benefit to the conversion is that we now collect(and display) a lot of extra info about assets.

You may have noticed the site being a little slow lately, it's because of some big upgrades and migrations on the DB servers to prepare them for the new codebase. All the DB servers are now running an up-to-date version of MySQL and they should be a lot more stable now. The search indexer has been changed to update hourly as opposed to the old daily updates, meaning you should be able to get recent results a lot quicker now.


In other news, for some reason that isn't apparent to me, I've been nominated to be a juror for the 2010 ANDY Awards, and voting for me may yield me a free trip to New Orleans, and I'll put any gift-bag goodies I get up as YTMND contest prizes when the time comes. There are also some other nominees you may be interested in seeing up there as well so it's worth a glance.

I'll be updating a little more often as we come closer to d-day. Just because I'm not updating the news all the time doesn't mean you guys aren't in my heart <3. I've been spending my time on a few hobby projects in addition to YTMND, and I may actually be getting a full time job, but I'll still be devoting time to YTMND, so don't worry your pretty little heads.

-Max


Previous News:
You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover - 2009-04-22 13:54:53
changes - 2009-03-31 19:31:44
The Thieving Magpie - 2009-03-11 10:09:05
don't think twice, it's all right - 2009-03-04 11:05:48
Folsom Prison Blues - 2009-02-25 09:54:57
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2009-10-23 14:39:22 1st
 
also, if you buy anything from the store, send in some shots of you with your YTMND gear so we can use it on the store!
+13
 
2009-10-23 14:44:12 5th
 
kfc
+24
 
2009-10-23 14:48:34 12th
 
also, it's about f*cking time
+2
 
2009-10-23 14:50:58 13th
 
$50 for a t-shirt! WHAT RECESSION
+8
 
2009-10-23 14:51:53 15th
 
Where did you get the harlot with no pants?
+3
 
2009-10-23 14:51:59 16th
 
Voat for Macks' free trip to Chocolate New Orleans
-2
 
2009-10-23 14:58:44 22nd
 
VOTE 5
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:03:09 25th
 
Here I am in YTMND's men's fall collection, http://yourthemannowdude.ytmnd.com/ ****hold...HOLD...for coupon code****
 
2009-10-23 15:07:08 28th
 
BAN TILE
+3
 
2009-10-23 15:09:23 32nd
 
Umfuld [+1]
+4
 
2009-10-23 15:10:14 33rd
 
guys, I'm not gonna read any comments, someone else do it
 
2009-10-23 15:13:15 37th
 
Do you sell custom YTMND jizz rags?
 
2009-10-23 15:15:59 41st
 
why the f*ck did i just drop 52.39 on a T shirt
-4
 
2009-10-23 15:17:35 46th
 
FINALLY! Good Max! And now... PRAIRIEDICKERIC, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, DO YOU NOT?
-2
 
2009-10-23 15:18:59 48th
 
^did you not read my abover comment
-3
 
2009-10-23 15:23:48 53rd
 
Did you not read my PM? (Sorry, I was hurrying to get my comment as high as possible.)
-2
 
2009-10-23 15:28:59 60th
 
BREAKING NEWS! This is why EPD refuses to read the comments (his own words): "no, my roommates will think I'm nuts saying random sh*t".
-1
 
2009-10-23 15:31:20 62nd
 
prairiedogeric10 loves you
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:32:37 63rd
 
PED999 told me the same thing in a PM. i may read the comments with relevant 3D effects.
 
2009-10-23 15:37:43 71st
 
go drink your cum: crimson.ytmnd.com
 
2009-10-23 16:47:44 130th
 
HOLY CRAP, YOU FIXED THE LIST FUNCTION! I LOVE YOU MAX!
-1
 
2009-10-23 17:06:27 137th
 
McLOL!
-5
 
2009-10-23 19:54:43 168th
 
Special edition t-shirt chick = hot
+3
 
2009-10-23 21:53:39 178th
 
I already posted my pic ---here --> http://i-believe-in-money-hat.ytmnd.com/ ...and here-> http://i34.tinypic.com/xn9c7p.jpg
 
2009-10-23 23:55:28 185th
 
grats on the andy thing........ as someone who opened yourethemannowdog.com simultaneously on as many computers as i could in the lab sophomore year 20 01, i feel i have some kind of right to that shirt (and you to my $16)
 
2009-10-24 08:48:12 206th
 
good to see you again, max.
 
2009-10-24 15:31:58 225th
 
Mr. Goldbear: I BEG of you, please delete the following site: www.ipban.ytmnd.com -- it has brought me nothing more than shame! I can't delete, for some reason (probably because it's in the con-test (about yourself))!
 
2009-10-24 21:46:01 238th
 
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-7
 
2009-10-24 21:47:14 239th
 
Hey moot glad to see you came back home and that that maxf*g didn't tempt you to abandon ytmnd for 4chan
-1
 
2009-10-25 00:51:44 245th
 
i want to buy a shirt that has the NEDM cat on it
-3
 
2009-10-26 00:18:10 257th
 
i reply to max's comment
 
2009-10-26 01:48:08 259th
 
How much for the sticker model?
 
2009-10-27 05:10:25 272nd
 
F*GGOT
+1
 
2009-10-30 11:41:52 294th
 
Max can you add an ignore feature? There are SOO many sh*tty ytmnds that are made each day and if I could just ignore the sh*t authors I have a better chance of seeing halfway decent stuff on recently created. just a thought. and yes i know i make sh*tty ytmnds too.
+1
 
2009-11-01 04:30:49 303rd
 
Hey Billy Zane man, so what's your next movie gonna be like?
 
2009-11-04 15:19:34 318th
 
All I want from that store is the model's crusty panties. Nom Nom
 
2009-11-14 19:42:51 351st
 
f*ck my *ssh*le
2009-10-23 14:41:38 2nd
 
NO WAI!
+4
 
 
 
2009-10-23 15:44:00 77th
 
PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
+4
 
2009-10-23 17:37:49 142nd
 
What's uncircumcised salt? Is that like salt without iodine?
+3
 
2009-10-24 15:34:19 227th
 
Uncircumcised's ALT, you jackass!
-2
 
2009-10-25 14:19:56 251st
 
news is back
2009-10-23 14:41:39 3rd
 
Welcome back Max.
+2
2009-10-23 14:41:58 4th
 
Imposter.
+4
2009-10-23 14:45:44 6th
 
Here I go Down the Slope!
+1
2009-10-23 14:45:56 7th
 
Max is back. Hide the children.
2009-10-23 14:46:35 8th
 
thats so raven
+7
2009-10-23 14:47:32 9th
 
HOLY SH*T
-2
 
2009-11-12 13:03:48 345th
 
How much do you get paid exactly? Very curious.
2009-10-23 14:47:51 10th
 
The last time I clicked on that YTMND store my computer caught some kinda pop up disease and I can't get rid of it.
 
2009-10-23 16:58:30 134th
 
Product Tags: jonbenet ramsey
+2
 
2009-10-28 12:27:35 285th
 
is it msa.exe? i had that too from there....bastards!
2009-10-23 14:48:07 11th
 
WTF WHEN IS DUKE NUKEM FOREVER GONNA BE RELEASED
+15
 
2009-10-23 14:52:31 17th
 
Beefy tees? Max, not all of us are jumbo americans that shop in the husky section of the kids department.
+1
 
2009-10-23 14:55:46 20th
 
When we used American Apparel I got a lot of complaints about how the sizes run a little small :(
+1
 
2009-10-23 14:59:46 23rd
 
well, most of the people here are either fat teenagers or fat people in their +30's, so beefy tee's are the only things being sold to those willing to blow money on a shirt boasting a near-dead website that nobody but them understands
+13
 
2009-10-23 15:18:28 47th
 
YTMNDers are f*cking fatasses.
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:20:46 50th
 
Double Extra Large.
 
2009-10-23 15:50:51 86th
 
Don't forget us pale scrawny losers too
+7
 
2009-10-23 20:53:23 173rd
 
Fat, skinny, we're all equal failures on YTMND.
+2
 
2009-10-27 01:43:31 269th
 
I COULD DESIGN A YTMND LACROSSE JERSEY
+1
2009-10-23 14:52:40 18th
 
a update - im breathless.
-8
 
2009-10-23 22:06:40 180th
 
if you had just replaced "a" with "an" you would have been +'ed but now you must suffer the consequences
+9
2009-10-23 14:54:35 19th
 
So how's moot?
+3
2009-10-23 14:58:32 21st
 
21st
-2
2009-10-23 15:03:00 24th
 
Ok, honest question max, will people really get custom colored user names if they buy one of those big shirts for 50 damn dollars?
+3
 
2009-10-23 15:07:09 29th
 
yeah, and to be honest i will probably retroactively apply user name colors to the current site.
+6
 
2009-10-23 15:07:50 30th
 
I call green.
 
2009-10-23 15:15:27 40th
 
Oh to comment in any color
 
2009-10-23 15:22:05 51st
 
Max, give the Umfuld account ability to comment on sites again so I can stop thinking hateful thoughts staring at the tiles on the wall whenever I take a crap in my dorm bathroom.
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:26:00 56th
 
purple? ;)
 
2009-10-23 18:32:37 158th
 
MINE'S ALREADY GREEN LOL
+1
 
2009-10-24 17:03:21 230th
 
Tile Red for me, pleaz (Downvoter Crimson also acceptable)
 
2009-10-24 23:25:22 241st
 
Give me clear please
+1
 
2009-10-25 10:43:24 249th
 
I would like mine to be a gradient rainbow.
 
2009-10-26 19:59:22 261st
 
red please
-1
 
2009-10-29 03:34:05 291st
 
I would like colored usernames just left as a setting, modified by the crappy color picker, on the "options" page.
 
2009-11-04 00:07:06 315th
 
Calling blue
2009-10-23 15:06:32 26th
 
And why is there a scientology.org ad on the front page?
+7
 
2009-10-23 15:08:21 31st
 
gay thug dating
+2
 
2009-10-23 15:28:04 59th
 
queer, free mmorpgs
+3
 
2009-10-23 15:29:06 61st
 
ftw
-2
 
2009-10-23 18:56:35 163rd
 
I get Trackphone adds...?
 
2009-10-23 20:22:00 171st
 
PLAY NOW, MY LORD
+2
 
2009-10-24 15:37:05 229th
 
www.evony.ytmnd.com
-1
 
2009-10-30 21:08:17 296th
 
PLAY DISCREETLY
 
2009-11-01 16:13:22 306th
 
what the hell, I just saw an Evony ad without tits
+1
2009-10-23 15:07:06 27th
 
27th
-1
 
2009-10-23 15:11:10 34th
 
in before koenanthebarbarian replies to this with his alt "lickitwellhieRM" with "MAX IS JEW CUM KKK moonman stole the baby lulululululululululul invest in this stock scam i counterfeit money with my micintosh"
-2
 
2009-10-23 15:17:29 44th
 
i voted for you in the contest max <3 <3 <4
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:24:56 54th
 
max should work with my friend jason, hes such a card!
2009-10-23 15:11:49 35th
 
I thought max had died.
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:13:06 36th
 
I thought fyrestorm had died.
+3
 
2009-10-23 15:14:22 38th
 
FYRESTORM ISN'T DEAD!?!??!?
-1
 
2009-10-23 15:15:13 39th
 
FYRESTORM IS BREWING
-4
2009-10-23 15:16:24 42nd
 
AFTER THE WOO COMES THE WHO, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, AFTER THE WOO COMES THE WHO
-5
 
2009-10-23 15:17:31 45th
 
Now Max can ban me!
-5
 
2009-10-23 15:22:06 52nd
 
I voted for j00 Max.
-5
 
2009-11-03 08:35:56 312th
 
I am JohnnyLurg's alt.
2009-10-23 15:17:12 43rd
 
Max, there was no "Notes" section to give you my YTMND username for the special edition tee, so, i entered it in the company field.
+1
 
 
2009-10-23 18:55:10 162nd
 
The library has blocked that website. They must be on to something.
+1
 
2009-10-24 00:38:13 188th
 
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CONSPIRCE
-1
 
2009-10-24 01:38:46 193rd
 
Ask the higher ups at the library why they did that. Figures.
2009-10-23 15:25:49 55th
 
i didnt know max was in the navy
-1
2009-10-23 15:26:52 57th
 
btw max thinks we're pretty.
-2
2009-10-23 15:33:31 64th
 
If I buy 14 shirts, can I have a rainbow username?
-2
 
2009-10-23 15:35:41 67th
 
That's reserved for fourest, remember? featureduser.ytmnd.com
2009-10-23 15:34:28 65th
 
Everybody Tuna Fish!
2009-10-23 15:35:03 66th
 
wow nice new annoying ads
+2
 
2009-10-23 15:36:16 69th
 
Seriously, complaining about them to FM now.
+5
 
2009-10-23 15:36:44 70th
 
I first (I think) saw the "click to interact" ones some weeks ago at Tetris Friends.
 
2009-10-23 15:45:42 81st
 
Seriously, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3QSPyLD7gA&feature=player_embedded
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:03:21 99th
 
there was one not even visible and playing audio about some cough medicine. the front page had all imvu ads but the cough medicine one was playing hidden in the background.
 
2009-10-23 16:13:16 106th
 
MUCINEX DM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-1
 
2009-10-23 16:15:24 107th
 
DM = dextromethorphine. thats the stuff that makes you robotrip. but dont do it, it really sucks.
-2
 
2009-10-23 16:21:32 113th
 
DM = Doom music
+2
 
2009-10-23 17:39:16 143rd
 
DM = Don't you Morons know about AdBlock
+1
 
2009-10-23 20:21:54 170th
 
^ exactly ^
 
2009-10-24 11:02:59 210th
 
there really is no excuse to not get adblock
2009-10-23 15:36:07 68th
 
why cant our usernames be displayed (nearly) full on our site profiles like they are here?
+2
 
2009-10-23 15:44:55 79th
 
I still miss my 0.
+4
2009-10-23 15:37:45 72nd
 
No wonder this took so long. Hard to find a model who would wear THAT with no pants.
-3
 
2009-10-23 15:39:26 74th
 
Sean Connery aside....
+1
2009-10-23 15:38:37 73rd
 
Direct link: http://electthejury.com/candidate/profile/183
+1
2009-10-23 15:41:09 75th
 
This news post will act as the defibrillator for YTMND.
-1
 
2009-10-23 15:43:15 76th
 
[-1] im in my livingroom, watching judge judy with my mom right now. i just got down raking/mowing the lawn. judge judy just said "if you were still worried about you car i would have stood here until they leave"
-1
2009-10-23 15:44:54 78th
 
I give it one week until Eric complains about the news not being update again.
 
2009-10-23 15:45:38 80th
 
[-1] for "update"
 
2009-10-23 15:48:55 84th
 
Max, when are you going to add an edit comment function?
 
2009-10-23 15:52:12 87th
 
there should never be an edit function. i love that we're always responsible for what we say.
+5
 
2009-10-23 15:53:47 88th
 
Wait a minute, I'm talking to the same person who spells him name wrong in his sites.
+1
 
2009-10-23 15:55:56 90th
 
plus it should have been "heim" to begin with, but after i made the account i check and was like 'f*ck, i didnt mean to do that' but now its like a cool internet misspelling on purpose.
 
2009-10-23 15:56:25 91st
 
http://www.ytmnd.com/users/hanktherapper/votes
-1
 
2009-10-23 15:57:49 92nd
 
what are you saying maskox?
 
2009-10-23 15:58:26 93rd
 
Likeit, I think "yourthecoconutman" can relate to you mistake.
 
2009-10-23 15:58:42 94th
 
Edit is most likely never going to happen. I've spent a great deal of time on the new comments system, and I think at most I may offer a deletion function that sticks around for a few minutes in case you really regret what you've just said.
+7
 
2009-10-23 15:59:51 95th
 
[-1] for "you mistake." and i think its better the way it is. i want to make an alt called BiteyCatWonsTheLotteryH41N0W
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:00:52 96th
 
yes max.
 
2009-10-23 16:01:27 98th
 
Nah, f*ck it. I think it's cool that people have to own up to their stupid comments.
+4
 
2009-10-23 16:06:42 100th
 
I was kidding about the edit feature. I make spelling mistakes all the time. Lickit, writing "you mistake" was deliberate. Calling you "Likeit" was not. :(
 
2009-10-23 16:07:43 102nd
 
max replied to a comment thread about me cool
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:08:08 103rd
 
no he didnt
+1
 
2009-10-23 21:51:11 177th
 
I wish we had private messages that can be read by more than one person on site pages. That would pretty neat. That way the shame of ytmnd arguments are limited to eyes of just a few fellow nerds, and the more casual viewers aren't freaked out by our investment in this website.
 
2009-10-24 08:44:15 205th
 
hurray for being mentioned in news comments!
2009-10-23 15:47:17 82nd
 
lol
-2
2009-10-23 15:47:22 83rd
 
go home jew
-7
 
2009-11-25 20:12:09 378th
 
Hey Max, I hope you're aware of how mentally ill some of the people here. Like lickitwellhiem. Every time he makes a site I have to suffer through dozens of emails because I don't voat 5. And threats that he'll reveal my personal information if I don't vote 5. I'd rather not bother you with this so I try to take care of it the only way I can. I hope you understand that.
2009-10-23 15:50:43 85th
 
sh*tballs i just ate a doggeh
-2
2009-10-23 15:55:30 89th
 
Put a running tally of comment plus/minus next to usernames.
+2
 
2009-10-23 16:01:20 97th
 
The new /users/ page on YTMND 2.0 has a bunch of new categories for comments and sponsorship, including "best"/"worst" commentors and "most" comments.
+5
 
2009-10-23 16:20:32 110th
 
Now THAT is something I'm looking forward to.
+3
 
2009-10-23 16:39:37 127th
 
I've often wondered how many comments I've made on ytmnd, whenever I ponder the mysteries of the universe
+3
 
2009-10-23 16:44:18 129th
 
Ever find your very first comment?
+3
 
2009-10-23 16:57:03 131st
 
Ocho...don't answer that...I think I found it: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/153795
+2
 
2009-10-23 16:57:12 132nd
 
why ytmnd 2.0, let's go for ytmnd 3000
+4
 
2009-10-23 17:15:05 140th
 
LOL what a generic noobish comment. That might be it, but I did search for my first comment once. I found some comment I left on some ytmnd that was a clip of Family Guy stealing a joke from the Internet. (Peter singing Ding Fries Are Done) I can't seem to find the site now though. Also, went back and changed my vote on that BFME site to a 5, lol
 
2009-10-23 17:43:21 144th
 
Put a tally of how many sites each user has deleted.
 
2009-10-23 17:45:36 147th
 
not my first but very bad http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/877364 its the long one after a bunch of gr33nscr33n comments
 
2009-10-23 17:47:11 148th
 
13:05:19
 
2009-10-23 17:48:22 149th
 
My first comment was on a Goneja site that he deleted. :(
 
2009-10-23 17:48:27 150th
 
actually ctrl+f "greenboy"
 
2009-10-23 19:11:38 166th
 
lickitwellhiem... this is about as close as I can find it: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/774898
 
2009-10-23 21:04:44 175th
 
I'm a little disappointed that there hasn't been any aesthetic changes for 3 years. When is YTMND 2.0 going to be released?
 
2009-10-26 20:01:49 262nd
 
a list of worst/best single comments ever would be cool.
2009-10-23 16:06:53 101st
 
alright guys, fourest needs to make a site. upvote this comment if you agree.
-1
2009-10-23 16:09:42 104th
 
hey max, i don't know if it's just me but when trying to view any site on random.ytmnd.com/random.html that originally used the flash preloader it stops when it reaches "loading image.." also when using the # ! layout i get a horizontal scroll bar on any ytmnd viewed.
+2
2009-10-23 16:13:01 105th
 
I have two important messages I wanted to get out to the site's administrator, Mr. Marx Goldbreg: 1. Congratulations on creating the best website in the history of the Internet/Mankind/Universe! Let it thrive on! You really have created a legacy in its own, Sir! 2. PLEASE do not turn this place into another GAYSPACE with customisable profiles, emo pictures, and overall gayness! 3. Relax, Max, for you truly ARE the Man Now Dog! www.thekingoftheinternet.ytmnd.com
-4
2009-10-23 16:16:00 108th
 
Even though I will never wear it in public and gr33nscr33n and Tile will make fun of me, I bought a limited edition T-shirt to help support you. I figured why not. I've wasted hundreds of dollars in site sponsorship already.
+2
 
2009-10-23 16:19:32 109th
 
Life on Mars Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7.
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:21:57 114th
 
I'll wear mine out, and when I get spotted in the street by other ytmnd'ers, I'll tell them I'm fourest.
+5
 
2009-10-23 16:25:52 117th
 
I wore mine the day I met GeneralFod, so he'd know who I was. It's white with the classic red YTMND logo on it, much thanks to MrSinistar who sent me the huge PNG image which enabled me to make a decent shirt on CafePress.
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:27:59 120th
 
wait. you met generalfod? like on purpose?
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:32:01 122nd
 
Yes. We played a game of billiards in the basement of the Union at NDSU. He won because I knocked the 8 ball in by accident. He's the only YTMND user who knows my phone number....well, except for FunnyInternetUser (the one without hyphens) and max....I guess those guys called me once.
 
2009-10-23 16:32:20 123rd
 
im friends with generalfod on face book. im also FB friends with wisdumcube, mcroix, rafe, cliffington88, keatonkeaton999, ficklefackle, scarebear, and more!
 
2009-10-23 16:36:24 124th
 
Why would I make fun, Hank? I sponsor and support your insane sponsorships. Wear your shirt with pride. See if I care.
 
2009-10-23 16:37:29 126th
 
Oh yeah, and I made a Cold Cut Combo for John Whitecloud: http://cookingwithjohnwhitecloud.ytmnd.com/
-1
 
2009-10-24 07:37:20 203rd
 
I just ordered a limited edition one too! YTMND is an awesome cause. I am friends with creamyself and ovipositor. Yourthecoconutman, mikstaryo, stonhenged, and cliffington88 also came to the mpls ytmnd party. I hate tee shirts, but i would wear it just to find out what kinda of wierdos recoginize it. I love wierdos...
+1
 
2009-10-24 14:53:51 223rd
 
lickitwellhiem you can add me on facebook too facebook.com/wheelyum
 
2009-10-24 15:35:49 228th
 
Allowing comments to be edited would be stupid. Please do not do so, Mak.
2009-10-23 16:20:43 111th
 
thanks for the update max now get back to 4chan someone's dumping CP
+3
 
2009-10-23 16:21:09 112th
 
hi braxton.
 
2009-10-23 16:22:52 115th
 
braxton, make more Lester and All-Man sites. I was sending a bunch of them to scottiepimpin on MSN last night, along with the drunk wife sites.
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:28:46 121st
 
pde10 gets a boner with precum everytime he sees "online now" under max's name
+3
 
2009-10-23 16:57:40 133rd
 
hi lickit and pde and all my pals! my job has been hectic and i have not had much time for sites or any leisure. but hey, i'm excited yet sad to report there won't be any more drunk wife sites for awhile. my wife is pregnant! first time i ever sexed without birth control and i knocked her up! i got mikal felps sperm! baby due in may. but anyway, work is slowin down, i will try and make a lester site soon, maybe even this weekend. open for suggestions on topic for site and/or new character to join the duo.
+3
 
2009-10-23 17:00:40 136th
 
Topic: Dick Comparing Contest
+2
 
2009-10-23 17:06:57 138th
 
omg CONGRATS dude! you're gonna be a daddy. bring tape recorder into the hospital and record the sounds when she's in labor and make lol ytmnd
+2
 
2009-10-23 17:57:09 153rd
 
good for you braxton! i hope its a girl. make the lester site about finding out your wife is pregnant.
 
2009-10-23 22:26:15 182nd
 
thanks everyone for the congrats, the support, and the ideas. i must hold out though for my truest pal, the original user that supported me through it all. i await your site topic suggestion gee to the r to the double 3 N scrizzle double 3 nizzle
+1
 
2009-10-25 12:38:16 250th
 
Preggers = hemroids and/or anal sex. Also big boobies.
 
2009-10-25 21:15:16 256th
 
very well. hemorrhoids is it.
2009-10-23 16:25:00 116th
 
i like how the "special edition" tshirt looks just like the regular tshirt, except all faded. its like the shirt has been used as a fun pirate flag in some autistic teenager's fort he built with his dad. its been tied to a long stick, bleached in the sun since early 2004 and the yellow logo and lettering has somehow faded into the blue spectrum of color.
 
2009-10-23 18:39:42 160th
 
Was it worth all that to get worn by the hot chick? Someone should buy it just to ask that.
2009-10-23 16:26:25 118th
 
hopefully i'm in before prairiedogeric10 makes an unfunny site about this (or after...i guess it doesn't really matter. i just hope i don't have to come across it.)
+2
 
2009-10-23 16:27:29 119th
 
too late
+1
2009-10-23 16:37:16 125th
 
Max, seriously, you might want to clarify the "Free shipping on all orders over $25,000". I wouldn't want you to get screwed like Pepsi did regarding the Pepsi Points commercial and a Pepsi Jet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.). I know, Pepsi won the case, but the last thing we want is you to get into that particular kind of legal trouble; it's more fun to see you get C&D'd about copyright infringement, make a news post about it, and see the resulting hundreds of new spinoff sites
-2
 
2009-10-23 16:41:24 128th
 
pssh, go ahead and minus me, jerks ------------------------------->
+1
 
2009-10-23 16:58:46 135th
 
It is currently impossible to order more inventory than we have, therefore we'll sell out before you can actually purchase $25,000 worth of junk, but I'm pretty sure the profit on the order would more than cover the shipping and handling costs.
+2
 
2009-10-23 17:22:19 141st
 
Well, I just ordered 25,000 of those little YTMND logos to wallpaper my room with and it sure accepted all my money. So now you're telling me that, A: You don't have enough logos, and B: They will all be individually shipped. I think I'll need to take out a loan.
+1
 
2009-10-23 17:43:26 145th
 
cool.
 
2009-10-23 17:44:32 146th
 
...story, MTown
+2
 
2009-12-08 03:01:50 399th
 
LOL that's awesome about the pepsi thing
2009-10-23 17:08:58 139th
 
I'm feeling good about that 0% guarantee.
+1
2009-10-23 17:49:39 151st
 
aaaaaaaaaaaand it now takes 60 seconds to comment again..
 
2009-10-23 17:50:39 152nd
 
see?
2009-10-23 18:06:01 154th
 
It's the new blockbuster "2 Little 2 Late" starring Max Goldbreg!
+3
2009-10-23 18:15:01 155th
 
max - you made it so only i have to wait 60 seconds to comment after commenting. is this because i've made 32 out of the 155 comments on the news update?
+1
 
2009-10-23 18:17:09 156th
 
nevermind. that was weird, for a little bit it took 60 seconds...
 
2009-10-23 18:30:16 157th
 
It takes 60 seconds for news comments. 30 seconds for site comments.
2009-10-23 18:33:46 159th
 
yay, my YTMND corner sticker has reappeared!
 
2009-10-24 03:42:18 199th
 
I've been looking for you. Send me a PM, you deserve a good portion of the profit of those stickers.
 
2009-10-24 12:31:06 213th
 
What did the creator of FOOTDOCTOR do, max? He made the stickers?
 
2009-10-24 14:26:27 221st
 
http://doortmnd.ytmnd.com/
+1
 
2009-10-29 03:35:08 292nd
 
I ordered three!
2009-10-23 18:42:04 161st
 
Thanks for the update and i voted
2009-10-23 18:59:30 164th
 
how do i cancel my membership
+5
2009-10-23 19:06:52 165th
 
Hey max, please ban umfuld/umfold/tile/superdreamkilla/scumfold/nothingman/stephens. I can't stand his antics anymore. It will make YTMND a better place.
+3
 
2009-10-23 20:07:25 169th
 
superdreamkilla is Umfuld?
 
2009-10-24 01:21:19 190th
 
Ban MrSinistar for cheating with alts. This is supposed to be against the rules here... Thanks max.
-3
 
2009-10-24 01:33:26 191st
 
Hey Max, please ban that guy who pointed out that every time I post a site (usually at 12:30AM Eastern time) the same 2 dozen people 5 it quicker than they could have possibly watched it. It will make me feel like less of a loser vote whore even though my 4.77 vote average leaves no doubt about how big of one I am.
-1
 
2009-10-24 01:35:18 192nd
 
Oh and I second the call for superdreamkiller to be banned. But he's pretty much asking for that these days. May hap more satisfying not to.
-1
 
2009-10-24 03:35:24 197th
 
Umfuld/Arco330032/Umfold/Nothingman/Tile/Stephens/Every-Line-In-Yellowbeard/Scumfold/GregOrMary/HelenThomas
+11
 
2009-10-24 06:46:24 202nd
 
grumble
 
2009-10-24 11:08:48 211th
 
on top of that please ban the moon crew seriously jesus christ
+2
 
2009-10-24 11:29:56 212th
 
i didnt know he was every line in yellow beard!!!
 
2009-10-24 12:32:46 214th
 
Holy sh*t, I am so writing all those names down so I don't forget.
 
2009-10-24 12:41:17 216th
 
Lickit, I outed myself on a PDEric site months ago, gosh: ytmnd.com/sites/profile/456943
 
2009-10-24 14:10:53 219th
 
I lost my passwords to blu3scr33n and Korf41
 
2009-10-24 18:00:06 235th
 
I have to admit that Every-Line-In-Yellowbeard is a decent alt with a solid theme. No one makes those anymore.
+1
 
2009-10-24 23:28:00 243rd
 
Max please ban every name above mine. Thanks. Don't forget to ban yourself as well.May as well ban me while we are at it. I don't have alts, but the act of banning me will turn me into a YTMND supervillian with many alts
+1
 
2009-10-25 15:17:47 253rd
 
HAHA - and UMFOLD insists the guy i investigate is not him! but after seeing "moe bush" on this new account acro330032 with the same picture i am convinced! UMFOLD IS MARCH SHERPARD! http://tehunfunnytruthaboutumfold.ytmnd.com/
 
2009-10-25 15:19:00 254th
 
Marc Shepard i mean - http://www.myspace.com/garbageclaus
 
2009-11-12 13:06:08 346th
 
name my alts. this is fun
2009-10-23 19:27:34 167th
 
thanks max! nice website
2009-10-23 20:44:20 172nd
 
You're my hero
2009-10-23 21:03:39 174th
 
173rd
-1
2009-10-23 21:15:36 176th
 
IDK if its just me but gifs are freezing when using the flash loader
2009-10-23 22:02:43 179th
 
is your "hobby project" and the prospect of a "full time job" just euphemisms for helping 4chan
+2
 
2009-10-24 07:40:38 204th
 
I added 4chan to my C:\\WINDOWS\\system32\\drivers\\etc\\hosts file. Seemed like a good place for it.
+1
2009-10-23 22:25:30 181st
 
COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
+1
 
2009-10-23 22:26:54 183rd
 
and max updated
 
2009-10-24 03:36:00 198th
 
copyright is really important
+8
 
2009-10-24 12:39:56 215th
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/7/8/378a46a06ccc25733d4d46393a1cfe42.jpg
-1
2009-10-23 23:12:38 184th
 
New flash player isn't working with sites that have animated GIFs.
2009-10-24 00:11:05 186th
 
please + this comment and validate my existence
-1
2009-10-24 00:27:57 187th
 
Hey guys, get on Gabbly. Me and Charizard are having an argument about Ducky from The Land Before Time.
-1
 
2009-12-09 00:48:20 404th
 
i'd rather punch stucco

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