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Now if by "moonman" you were referring to "Moon Man", the "fad" many users actually care about, then deleting Moon man sites is also certainly not a good thing to do. For starters, how are Moon man sites a problem? Please explain this to me? I have asked many raging critics of Moon man sites to explain their hatred, and none of them seem to do it adequately. All Moon man sites are marked (nsfw), so the vulgarity should not be an issue. Is it perhaps the "racism"? Let me explain something. Since the beginning of this website, the majority of YTMNDs fall into one of several categories.<br /><br />1.Cats<br />2.Racism<br />3.Gay jokes<br />4.Stupid inside jokes that only the creator and a select group of his peers understand.<br /><br />Those types of sites have some quality ones, and some shitty ones, but they all make up the majority of the types of YTMNDs. The fact is the majority of YTMND's users are underage, juvenile, immature, people who use the site on and off for a few months before disappearing forever. If you do not believe me than just click that "users" button near the top of the site and count how many of those thousands of users are still active. Not a big percentage is it?<br /><br />I do not know why many of this site's users, including yourself, think of the Moon Crew as their enemies. We do not 1 every non-Moon man site and we do not engage in any sort of hostile actives toward this website. I do not know why any user could possibly think that we would benefit from this website dying. Where would we post Moon man sites if YTMND was gone? The Moon Crew also does not want to take the administrative control of this website from you and place into our command. As much as I disagree with some of your policies, you still pay the server bills, fix the site bugs (most of which are your fault by the way, but still), and deal with other trivial website issues that the Moon Crew has no desire to take on.

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I would do something truly benevolent, like murder the crew of Deep Space 9.

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I would have never known it due to the fact that that red letter media guy is extremely annoying to listen to. Like ... OK do a commercial for eye drops or something, but dont narrate feature length commentaries with that fake disaffected fat white trash character voice.

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[i]-1[/i] Comment Vote on the above [i]Umfuld[/i] Comment, beginning with<br />[i]"Hahaha"[/i]<br />and ending with<br />[i]"An opportunity for me to insult 20-somethings on the internet."[/i]<br /><br />[u][b]Explaination For My Actions[/u][/b]<br />the [i]length[/i] of the Comment that man or woman wrote,<br />([i]is Umfuld a man or a woman?[/i]<br />is too long and for that he could be called Gay by some people and this would be an appropriate case of [i]Homosexual[/i] as a case of appropriate [i][u]insulting.[/i][/u]<br /><br />Please do not respond to this comment in emails, please respond to this comment on this Comment Page and not any other subdomains fo Ytman.<br /><br />Thanks,<br /><br />-Greg

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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I haven't ruled out doing something. Yes, YTMND would be more fun. But for every 60 minutes of live radio, it requires 3-4 hours of prep. You wouldn't think so, but that's what it takes to do it right. I can't commit to every week. Maybe once a month? We'll see.

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Hermione slid down the bed and felt him suck in a deep breath as she bent and wrapped her mouth around his penis. He was probably surprised she'd done so on her own initiation, which was indeed a first for her, but with him everything was different. This wasn't like sex with Rufus, or Abel, or Gerald. This wasn't something they wanted and that she was okay with. She had instigated sex with her previous lovers plenty of times, but she had never felt this openness, this freedom to express the intense sexual desire she was feeling...nor had she ever felt towards any of them anything approaching the desire she now felt towards Harry. She had never in her life initiated oral sex, she had always been asked or begged or goaded into doing it. Harry had not asked for it. He didn't have to, just as she knew she wouldn't have to ask him for anything that would pleasure her. Giving pleasure had never felt so important a part of receiving it. She wanted him in every way she could get him, she wanted to experience everything with him. He growled deep in his chest when she slid her hands under his hips; he undulated against her face in unconscious movement. She waited to feel that hand on the back of her head, holding her in place, but it didn't come. She glanced up at him. His head was thrown back, his arms flung to either side of his body and his hands clutched in the sheets. He was completely vulnerable, and she had him in her thrall. She smiled a little and went back to work, determined to drive him as wild as she felt. (And 5 because A: YTCM is great and B: holy shit at this present, this has to be among the longest YTMNDs)

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It's racist because it's like the black guy doesn't know how to do something as basic as tying shoes. It's not racist because the white guy is being forced to do something that might have been considered a task that a massa would force his slaves to do back in 1841.

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Ok, so maybe it's not one guy. Let us say it is ten, or even 20 guys who make shitty sites on purpose and group upvote each other's work.<br /><br />My point is, do you think that is enough to bring down a big website in terms of fame? That seems to be what you are arguing from my vantage point.<br /><br />I mean, I have seen various websites come and go over the years. Same thing with internet memes. What I am suggesting is that a group of clowns may not really have that much to do with something that might have happened anyway.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I love YTMND. Would not try to trash it.

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excellent. clearly something that would not work as well as on youtube or anywhere else for that matter. (stupid playbars and comments on the same page). helps show what one can do that is unique to ytmnd

Dude, seriously, I've dealt with the EPA in my real life occupation and that's as personal as I'm going to get here - they simply don't do their jobs. At all. Same goes across the whole sector - that's why we privatize everything.<br /><br />I actually agree with your overall point that hand-waving arguments about big government are stupid, because yes, someone needs to build infrastructure and that role needs to be done by the government. The problem in the U.S. is that the government sector consists of two types of people:<br />-Slow, unambitious people that couldn't compete in the private sector (about 90%).<br />-Overly ambitious people with political goals who have no concern for the job they are doing, only using it as a two-year stepping stone to get their foot in the door (about 10%).<br /><br />The former is mostly bureaucratic asshats that just do the bare minimum to keep their 35-hours-a-week job and that's all they want in life. The latter is mostly lawyers. Either way, you have massive incompetence filling the lower-to-middle eschelons of the biggest consumer in the U.S. In many countries, getting a government job is seen as highly desirable - the top graduates from the top universities tend to go to government jobs because of prestige and competitive pay. Here, govt. work is seen as something "for the slow people".<br /><br />Okay, you brought up the EPA. Let's say you graduated from a top engineering school like Stanford or MIT with a degree in environmental engineering - state DEP agencies (which do most of the actual environmental protection work) pay about $20k on average. The big firms pay about $85k. You worked hard to get where you are - which job would you take?<br /><br />Yeah yeah government mandates are based upon public good - but their INTENT is not the question on either side. The problem is they simply don't perform. Okay seriousness over, national policy is not decided on YTMND so it's pointless to delve into this here.

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lol those kids were pretty smart to take the marijuana... that probably wouldn't work tho. they would bring in dogs or search them all or something... wait i think it was mr garrison that took the marehjewanna.. ya it was him.. maybe i should delete the stuff i typed above.. nahh.. what i should really do is separate this into 8 comments.

Well, thanks for sharing your views on things and his views on things.<br /><br />Chomsky says that once people behave nicely, then they won't need a government. This may turn out to be true in some future time.<br /><br />Here is where we differ: he says it should stick around until people are nice and rational enough for it to be gone. Maybe even strengthen the government in the meantime. My point is that I am skeptical of this. I think doing this might actually push the end goal further away.<br /><br />First, I think it is fair to say that government is a concept, as opposed to something absolute, like a person, rock, tree, etc.<br /><br />I would say it is a concept of how humans should interact. They do of course have local differences, but there is always or almost always a set series of similarities between them, including a law creator class, which is sometimes the same as the ruler class, an enforcer class. Usually, there are other classes, most typically a war class and a propaganda class.<br /><br />Now, the reason why they are powerful is because people assume they have legitimacy. Why do people typically think this? Because people are raised that way as children to think that way.<br /><br />So even if government buildings are destroyed and armies demolished, politicians and bureaucrats killed, then more people will step in to fill those roles so long as enough people in an area believe that they are needed.<br /><br />So once believe in legitimacy of government is dead, then government will also be dead.

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[i]"So Relativity Theory isn't science because you can't prove it?"[/i]<br /><br />What? Einstein went out of his way to prove the theory of relativity in his publishings. It is considered quite accurate to this day. In fact, satellite transmissions, GPS positioning and space transmissions to things like the mars rover would be impossible without the theory of relativity.<br /><br />[i]"Absolute certainty exists only in mathematics;..."[/i]<br /><br />This may be true, maybe not, because physics is widely regarded as the gold standard of precision and consistency compared to the rest of science. But even if math were by itself alone in absolute certainty, it does not mean that the other sciences DO NOT have the most valid explanations of natural phenomena.<br /><br />For example, the science of biology is based upon careful examination of evidence, then for something to be regarded as valid science, the experiment has to be repeated by multiple other scientists.<br /><br />Are you familiar with the scientific method?

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"I will believe this when I see such a statement made by some supernatural entity that would be impossible for a human to make."<br />"Think about it: how can you fight an enemy you don't believe exists?"<br /><br />How do I actually KNOW they exist? For me to devote time to fighting something, does it not make sense to know IF it exists? I don't think you have special weapons designed to fight dragons, do you?<br /><br />""but animals do it"<br />No, they don't. They copulate to reproduce."<br /><br />explain this: <br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals<br /><br />clearly impossible to reproduce in such a situation.<br /><br />Another thing is how do you explain dogs who hump human legs?

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""How do I actually KNOW they exist?"<br />Umm, ever heard of exorcisms?"<br /><br />For all I know, that could just be an act. Or it could just be a bunch of rituals done by priest(s) done unquestioningly against acts the catholic church declares to be "demonic". Like having too much sex or eating too many cookies or whatever.<br /><br />For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person.<br /><br />[b]It would not be good enough for me that the allegedly possessed person merely did things like vomit at people, scream real loud, develop warts, spit blood, contort their body weirdly, because that can all be faked or done by a decent actor.[/b]<br /><br />THEN I would have to have it proven to me that after the priests deal with [i]the proven to be demon possessed person[/i] that the person is then unable to do any of the things mentioned above.

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"For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person."<br />There have been frail girls throwing grown men across the room and people speaking in languages they had never learned (like Latin)...<br /><br />"The fact of the matter is, Wikipedia has been proven to be just as reliable as the Encyclopedia Britannica"<br />Really? They claim 9/11 was carried out by 19 people from a cave, and deny there are higher Freemason degrees above the third degree when there was an official Freemasonic website which admitted it...

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Listen (pde11) obviously you are not solely to blame for ytmnd being in the dumper. the point i'm trying to make, to you, to everyone, is that right now ytmnd is on it's deathbed and a small handful of users have enough influence to make the front page be as bad as it could possibly be, literally. ytmnd has officially passed the tipping point where a small group can heavily influence what anyone who comes here sees. believe it or not, it would be better if some garbage site with a tiled stolen gif and pop music were on the u&c instead of a joke about umfuld or a headpaste of max fighting darthwang. god forbid someone sees something mildly interesting, something that they can understand.<br /><br />you and all the people mentioned are not to blame for the decline of ytmnd, you are simply a symptom of decline. and you did do some damage. but going forward, your regular behavior will be more and more destructive.

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"To-morrow fortnight."<br />"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long<br />does not come back till the day before; so, it will be<br />impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know<br />him herself."<br />"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend,<br />and introduce Mr. Bingley to her."<br />"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not<br />acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"<br />"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance<br />is certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is<br />by the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody<br />else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand<br />their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, <br />if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."<br />The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,<br />"Nonsense, nonsense!"<br />"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?"<br />cried he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the<br />stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree<br />with you there. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady<br />of deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make<br />extracts."<br />Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew<br />not how.<br />"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us<br />return to Mr. Bingley."<br />"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.<br />"I am sorry to hear that; but why did not you tell me so<br />before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly<br />would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I<br />have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance<br />now."<br />The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished;<br />that of Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though<br />when the first tumult of joy was over, she began to declare<br />that it was what she had expected all the while.<br />"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I<br />knew I should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved<br />our girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well,<br />how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you<br />should have gone this mo

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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."

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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."

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I suppose if I said I was the smartest guy around or the smartest guy at ytmnd or went to the best school in the world or even something comparable to Ivy League, you might actually have a point there.<br /><br />But considering that most people don't even have a college degree, that automatically places me at an advantage at that regard. No matter what school I went to, I would still have something most Americans do not have (currently 70%). Something that clearly requires a few brains, a bit of talent and some work ethic.<br /><br />But we all know of smart people who have either never went to college or did not complete a degree. Some of them are geniuses. Therefore, it is fair to assume that a degree completer (regardless of where he/she went) obviously has more than a few brain cells to rub together.<br /><br />But then you throw in my admittedly only decent 3.2 GPA, the idea I am stupid becomes harder to swallow. You also have to consider that most of those courses were in the 12th best communications design department in the USA, especially in the later years. I even took on electives for the hell of it while still maintaining the GPA.<br /><br />My alleged stupidity (according to DevilDerrick and you) becomes harder and harder to swallow. Which is the only point I ever needed to prove in this whole argument.<br /><br />But if you allege that Forrest Gump could somehow do all this (which would be insane), does it make sense to think he also worked in 4 different places (plus freelancing gigs) all relevant to that degree, even being a goto guy for technology questions and issues? Do you think Forrest Gump could somehow have figured out far off things like MySQL programming or TV commercial quality 3d animation? Especially learning most of it outside of school?

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First, it must unsuperpose in a suitable species. A cockroach, would not do the trick, too limited, but a more potent being would. A god like being, is too improbable, or even impossible, given it must somehow being assembled. An intelligent being, like a vulcan or something, seems, nice, but the problem its that its too potent; it can not be controlled easily, for some non essential purpose, like "surviving" the quantum immortal. The ultra lazy slight improbability mechanism, would have to actually work seriously. A half arsed, some times "intelligent" being like a human, is a good compromise. A human civilization, can always invent something out of a dead end, and on the side "survive" the quantum immortal, without overworking the slight improbability mechanism.<br /><br />The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.

While I know how much contention there is over site design, and how fond of various designs over the years people have been, it's frankly not worth the work. If I'm going to spend 40+ hours on development I'd rather it go to bug fixing and feature-adding or cleanup than adding another theme.<br /><br />With the last major update I made a templating system that would theoretically allow a user to choose a specific theme, and I had the intention at one point of backporting themes, but it never became a priority.<br /><br />Another issue is that when I change/fix/add/remove something, I'd have to do it in every theme, multiplying my work. I'd be pleased to give people both the current templates, and say, the templates from 5 years ago and they can try to port them over, but

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I really respect the effort and intent of your efforts with this site. But ultimately, I disagree with auto connecting youtube to the ytmnd site creator.<br /><br />1. Doing this might risk further legal/copyright liability towards Max and the whole site. Suppose the youtube in question was a direct DVD/Blu Ray rip? If the content creators happened to be a major studio, distribution network or production company, then that alone could earn Max some serious trouble. They would likely have the resources to pursue litigation against him. As they have done in the past. Besides, such a DVD rip would even violate youtube policies. Perhaps someone from youtube might also pursue something against him.<br /><br />2. Aside from legal issues, I think this would also discourage creativity for some. Most of the movie cuts/rips that make it to ytmnd have some modification to it. There are some which do not, but I do not think it makes sense to increase this number. Besides, if a clip is not modified, then it is less likely it would be thought of as satire in regards to legal issues.<br /><br />3. This would also place a great strain on server resources. Video conversions are processor and ram intensive. Especially if the desired clip size is something ridiculous like 10 minutes long. Just imagine if 100 people were doing this at once. I almost guarantee that all of ytmnd would slow down drastically, if not simply fail to deliver pages entirely.<br /><br />4. The great thing with users currently downloading the clips on to their own computers and doing their own conversions is that whatever they end up creating will not be able to make it to the server without the resulting file be smaller than the stated maximum file size per upload. With a server side conversion, there is no guaranteed easy way to detect how big the resulting file size will be until the animated gif is fully generated, unless one really shops around for such a converter.

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If this was any moon crew regular, it would be one because of how dull and unoriginal this would be, even for them. But because it is you, and you are finally doing something different, I give you a 2

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It's true. Umfuld really doesn't like me. <br /><br />...which is testimony to precisely what a delusional fucktarded tool you are, madDoge. A guy who really doesn't like me, who, for valid reasons, thinks I don't add anything to this website because all I do is fuck around and troll retards (claim against which I would not argue) had to put you in your place to remind you that, despite the fact that I no longer add anything here but trolling bullshit, comment stalking, and obnoxious downvoting, I'm [b]STILL BETTER RESPECTED HERE THAN YOU ARE[/b]. <br /><br />This is not a badge of honor or me bragging. or even something to be the slightest but proud of, as It's like pointing out that I'm less gay than uncircumcised's voice or that I'm not nearly as big of a loser as some guy whose proudest achievement is the number of sites he's posted to a dead website: it's not even the faintest of faint praise. <br /> <br />But still, it's true. You are merely entertainment for the viewing public, like bread & circuses, a dancing monkey, a fucktarded fucktard so fucking retarded that most of us either thought for a long time that you were a joke account whose premise was to make [b]the dumbest comments humanly possible[/b] or that you really are so far down the spectrum that of course you are proud to have graduated from Pratt. You're also just proud to have made it through most of the day without making a boom-boom in your pants. <br /><br />Woo. Go you, you fucking anal fissure of mediocrity.

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"Sorry you're too stupid to understand son but what he's saying is the government should not interfere with the sale of tobacco. Or DDT in colorful cups marketed to children."<br /><br />Not exactly. With tobacco, most of us try not to interfere with the lives of others. That is unless they make others unhealthy.<br /><br />Also, if I had a kid, I would not in any way approve of my child consuming or touching DDT. For the same reason that I would not approve of him or her consuming arsenic. Any company which would sneak such contents in their products are not defended by people like us.<br /><br />But we do defend smokers because smokers are usually old enough and have heard from enough people about the dangers of smoking when they buy them. I also have a girlfriend who smokes. I am trying to help her quit. As someone who likes to be in shape, I have no interest in touching tobacco.<br /><br />Finally, I distinguish second hand smoke from smoking all by yourself or smoking among other smokers in a lounge.<br /><br />But you know what I find ironic of those on the left? How passionate they are to legalize marijuana, but they go on these extreme moral crusades to punish tobacco users. As if mary jane did not destroy your lungs faster than tobaccy.<br /><br />"Any attempt to stop that is state interference and is unacceptable. Unless by "state" you mean individual U.S. States."<br /><br />I don't believe in the existence of those either, actually.<br /><br />"The Fed's tendency to protect blacks from racist state governments has nothing to do with that, probably."<br /><br />I look at it as one mafia gang stopping another mafia gang from doing something evil, but for cynical reasons : vote harvesting. Politicians typically don't care. They only pretend to care when there are votes to grab.

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There are dozens of ways to do this kind of thing, depending on your training, skills, patience, and a bunch of other variables. The first way is to just do it the old fashioned way. Pretend it's 1986 and get yrself to coding some basic animation just like yr dad would have when he was making Leisure Suit Larry. Oregon Trail was originally built with HP Time-Shared BASIC, fer christ's sake.<br /><br />Another angle is to do it in AfterEffects. Most of the AE tutorials on YouTube are made by idiots for asses and don't really explain start to finish what you really need to know to make something this complex but, unless you think in code, AE would be the easiest way to turn whatever material you have into 16- or 8-bit sprites so you can build the animation up from there. (this crappy tutorial at least gives you a sense of where to begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDe5SfHfGs)<br /><br />Then there's the way-beyond-my-coding-abilities method, where you use some new language or another to stylize or "de-bit" or down sample or pixelate contemporary footage, making it look like some 1987 CD-ROM game intro or cut screen. This is a terrible cover by a terrible band of an even more terrible song but check out what the poor sap of a code monkey spent every waking moment of his life for like two weeks coding to sections of this video footage into thousands upon thousands of "8-bit" cubes, just for a shitty music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk

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look everyone knows Fox News isn't even a reliable news source and they're all goofballs. We all know they do dumb shit. <br />so i guess my suggestion maybe would be to fovnd something they say on Fox News that's extra awkward, retarded/autistic than usual<br />here, i'll +1 my voat because i after reading teh description i thought, "heh" as in RodHEH