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I make a living from PS and the rest of CS standard -Ai & ID. <br /><br />I wish Gimp was a viable alternative for what I do, but it's not. And I am seeking real alternatives that can do true cmyk + spot, clipping paths and smart objects. Gimp can muddle through some but not all of it. Acorn, Pixelmator, Photoline, corel, etc. are all vastly inferior for high-end print work (for now).<br /><br />I would like one of them to rise up, because I am super fucking pissed at Adobe though for it's subscription-only bullshit. CS6 will likely be my last version.<br /><br />If a real alternative is developed in the next 5 years I will ditch PS for sure.

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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sorry i can't live up to your standard of quality

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thanks for reminding me of two things:<br /><br />1) all the hilarious ways i made fun of sentu for (practically spamming) after effects poop sites<br /><br />and<br /><br />2) my superior editing skills (which you do not have) in the industry standard software that allows me to travel the country, creating a diverse portfolio of content, providing me with the money to live up my mid twenties. something you wish you could have done 30 years ago while you were stuck mowing lawns, flipping burgers and prank calling your one ex girlfriend's parents at 2 am when you got a serious case of the "sillies" and just couldn't sleep. [i]the highlight of your mid twenties[/i]

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I take offense, Anig. I've never placed any value whatsoever in voting and I skew my votes now more than ever. As for my 'trolling', I don't come around very often, but when I do it's the same as ever. Please don't disparage my good name by intimating that I've 'changed', especially 'for the better'. Such words from your mouth would be like proclaiming that I had lived up to your standards of 'decency', and I shudder to think what that might imply.

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http://standard-of-living.ytmnd.com/ My file got corrupt about half way through the project so I had to redo some of it. That's why it took so long. Oh and getting used to gimp wasn't fun either.

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I'm also sorry my satire couldn't live up to the standards of VAN DAMME FORGOT POLEND! Nerve Jarring Discourse that one. BTW, I made the picture. Shove 4chan up your ass. I'll concede the sound being tired. But it's universal recognition conveys my point. So, oil companies should be charged $9 billion dollars for providing us with oil, eh? That seems fair. I wonder how working class stock holders in oil companies feel about your little tax on their investment. You want their money, invest in them.

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Plus, they have tom cruise. TOM CRUISE! and who do you have, max golding??? the guy who cannot even maintain a good standard of living for himself. good luck, cuz you will need it.

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Really? NY, worth a f*ck? Because to me, the standards of living here in NY are pretty sh*tty. People here act, look, and drive like *ssh*les to sum it all up. "listen to rock which was CREATED by and heavily influenced by blacks" And where'd you pull this out of your *ss from?

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when liberal, secular countries have minuscule crime rates in comparison to an ultra-conservative one, you have to admit failure and look to the safe nations for guidance on how to fix things. theyre doing something right, and are enjoying the greatest living standards on the planet as a result (and the result of a multitude of other successes). It's alarming to hear someone fight for archaic social systems that most of the world has buried dead long ago and vowed never to suffer under again.

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because one is a crime against humanity prevalent in the US until the 1960s, while the other is a universal and highly supported system that produces the highest marks in every important category of living standards for such countries. it's not better economics, it's a better society

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I don't have moods. I have low standards. It's just that people's best intentions don't seem to include originality or creativity. Everyone is content to pulling boundaries around them like a security blanket rather than pushing them. What's up with that? Rather than finding an original point of view, they find another one that got popular and try to echo it as best they can. I guess when you live in a cave you figure echoes are the best you can hope for.

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Half of the stuff on YTMND are things "found on the internet". Sorry that I don't live up to your standards.

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Horrible standards of living and intermittent job availability...banging Brooke Burke with a sandwich in one hand and her *ss smacked by another...choices.

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Exposure to sunlight may increase the risk of many types of skin cancers. The FDA has the most stringent drug testing standards in the world. In fact, most people argue that the extensive testing saves too many lives due to side effects at the cost of saving lives due to less certain but reasonably well tested products. But, rather than actually figuring out what the actual risks are that they're telling you about, you simply repeated them as if it were automatic cancer. There is no cure-all. Deal with it.

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Boo declining Canadian standard of living!

Max, as a fellow webmaster, I have to give you absolute respect. Do what you have to do, and don't get dissalusioned by what the complaints. Cheers, and good luck with making this place something that can afford you a decent standard of living.

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its a good point. This wasnt an issue simply because Sharpton and Jackson stepped in. They're always stepping in, even against black artists/personalities, and they are listened to only when someone who WANTS to put a microphone in front of them, does. Again I think back to Glenn Beck calling Katrina survivors scumbags and asking Keith Ellison to prove he wasnt a terrorist. All it would have taken was a different set of phonecalls from a different set of influential people to cut off his head. but it didnt happen. Ann Coulter pisses people off all the time, but she survives. Theres tonnes of little factors that determine who lives and who dies by their comments. Its rarely ever fair, theres tonnes of double standards that are beyond race issues, but thats life the media and politics.

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i just did this out of boredom! im sorry if i can't live up to everyones high standards!

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1 for failing to live up to that standard of bad

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America has never had the respect of the world, and it probably never will. When we had a standard of living higher than anywhere else in the world we were not reguarded as a powerful trade nation. Every major conflict we have ever gone into was called unwinnable until the day we won. Who gives a sh*t what other countries think of us?!

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i think McCain is a decent person, and by republican standards would be a good leader, however to get there its depressing to watch him sacrifice the 'maverick'ness by sucking up to jerry falwell, already flip flopping like crazy and otherwise doing everything he can to strengthen a base. in other words, he's becoming as fake as hillary is now. federal politics turns otherwise decent people into well, to quote Bill Hicks, liars and murderers. if Obama were elected (and hey i think he's likeable too) Eventually he'd have blood on his hands too. Maybe people like this are better off as mayors instead of ruining their lives in the big game. Or in Baracks' case, potentially assassinated? Does this seem possible to anyone else?

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I just watched a bunch of clips on youtube with Bill Murray. Sorry, but anything else I watch in the next couple hours (days, weeks, years, decades, lifetimes, etc.) just won't live up to that standard.

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Typical blind hatred, standard dehumanization of an entire race to make this hatred easier and justified. Such a shame. Its a great country, my mother lived there for a while. Mahmoud is a pretty good president too.

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5'd. Communism = 73h worst. & btw, apparently the "horrors of capitalism" are: increasing the standard of living of the masses, tripling the life span of the average man, and bringing wealth and prosperity to all those who live under it

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I'm right here baby. What do you want to discuss? How selfish action has led to our nation being the most innovative nation to exist? How capitalism has ensured our high standard of living? How any American citizen is fully able to be as rich as they wish?

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By that logic no one on here seems to mind that the stephanie or cosby ytmnds are constantly recycled and overused. I can't beleive that you fools hold such high standards to a website of all things. Do you strictly buy certain brands of toilet paper too? I've come to the conclusion that the lives of the majority of people on here must parallel with that of that Warcraft loser from that last South Park episode.

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Alternatively to the Persian/Arabic example, there are plenty of other countries such as Iceland, whose age of consent is 14, yet they have as close as a country is able to come to gender equality and standard of living.

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You raise the standard of living, sir.