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posted by max on 2007-04-30 22:54:49


A lot has happened since I started YTMND over 3 years ago. I've seen a group that started with barely ten people form into a massive community of hundreds of thousands. Watching this site has altered my stance on life and my values significantly.

When I originally decided to make the site, I had no plans for any sort of moderation, rules, or limits on anything. Ever since my encounter with Dustin Diamond, I've valued free speech as a vital piece of a functioning society. I think very rarely do the "limits" on free speech get truly tested and as a 21-year-old having a problem with authority it was pretty easy to naïvely think that speech should be truly free and there was never a need to censor anything. Censorship is just one of the love/hate relationships YTMND has required me to have. Advertising is another.



Recently there was a big uproar about the YFLY corner image which was somewhat expected but overall disappointing. If you feel that after running this site for three years I have yet to acquire the business acumen to know when YTMND staying alive for another month is worth a small sacrifice, then you should just head out now. I'm not doing this to pay for gas for my Ferrari. I'm doing it to keep the site alive. As long as you don't believe that, you are only hurting the community by complaining that the free service you get isn't free enough.

I felt compelled to write a synopsis of YTMND's struggle to stay alive over the last few years. It's long, but I think it should clear up a lot for people who care in the least.

History


YTMND opened its doors in April of 2004. After about three months of running the site and some brief fame, it was pretty clear there was no way I could keep running the site as a hobby and paying for it out of my own pocket. Due to the fact that Ridin Spinnas was one of the most highlighted pieces of content at the time, putting up advertising was pretty much out of the question. So what did I do? I turned the site off and went back to my life.

When I first made YTMND, I didn't even envision a community. I never thought YTMND would become a "portal"; I figured people would come here, make a YTMND and then send it to their friends or post it on forums. I didn't think people to actually visit YTMND to see new content. I never expected it to be a destination, only the host of some creations people would see in passing. Obviously that assumption, like many I made during the creation of the site, was pretty far off target.

A few months later, I get a message from an acquaintance who owned a hosting company called Reflected. He told me he missed the site and would be willing to host it pro-bono if I thought I could manage to become a paying customer some day. I thought it was a long shot, a really long shot. How would I, someone who has never made a commercial website or product that turned a profit, manage to turn YTMND into a revenue-generating business?

I figured "what the hell?" and accepted his offer. I started to contact various ad networks and signed up for Google Adsense. I obviously couldn't put ads on the actual sites due to the content being so varied, and I knew advertisers wouldn't want their ads on Ridin Spinnas. I controlled the content on all of the www pages except for the site titles and comments, so I figured ads on those pages would be fine.

I have always designed the site for myself. I occasionally cater to requests from users, but for the most part, the features I work on are things I think I will use often or will be pleased by what they result in. I'm a typical web user. No one likes pop-ups, pop-unders, pop-overs, interstitials, forced viewing of ads etc; it's annoying and in most cases greedy. I try and avoid a site if they have pop-ups, even if they are blocked., I don't visit sites with intrusive ads, and if I'm making a site, I'm going to make it pleasurable enough to use that I'd visit even if I hadn't made it. So I had to figure out a way to put ads on the site without being too intrusive or causing me to feel horrible guilt.

I've strived to keep the actual sub-domains of YTMND as clutter free as possible. I want people to focus on the content when they view a YTMND, not the navigation or the advertising. The only reason I even switched from the # ! system to the corner image was because I got a higher resolution monitor and the exclamation point was starting to get hard to click. Granted, it wasn't bad for brand recognition either. I got the idea after I saw a corner ad with the same dimensions on the right side of an article on the Wired website.

So I started up with Google as they were the only ones who didn't immediately deny my application. In a short period of time I started getting a lot of email about policy violations. Google law says you may not have content that breaks their terms of service anywhere on your domain.

This is about the time I came up with what I call:

The "Ridin Spinnas Rule":


The first principle is to avoid doing anything that would hinder the creation of the next "Ridin Spinnas." But how? How do I manage to make YTMND profitable enough to pay for its own hosting while continuing to allow the freedom of expression at a level that anyone could make sites like Ridin Spinnas without advertisers being disgusted enough to want nothing to do with us? How could I continue to allow people to make sites covering any topic with any degree of vulgar or offensive material and manage to run a "business"?

After reading the terms of service and various agreements for each of the ad networks it was clear I had to make some fairly large structural changes. This was the birth of ytmnsfw.com. I thought, "I know! We just move anything offensive to a different domain! No one will have a problem discerning between something offensive and something which would be fine for a general audience, so I'll just let the users deal with it!" I even made a whole new version of the site with a different color scheme to highlight the offensive content! What a great idea!

It was around this time I realized the community I had envisioned where free speech was embraced and valued had not turned out as I planned. I was beginning to notice an alarming trend of young users posting extremely racist and purposefully offensive material. People going out of their way to post animated gifs of kittens having their heads crushed with high heels, piles of bodies in concentration camps, pictures of aborted fetuses and people eating feces. Humor not only in poor taste but obvious and simple, requiring no intelligence or tact.

It was disappointing to say the least. To a certain extent this site and the content it contains, how the community portrays itself represents me (and the actual business who at the time was paying to host me for free). I had the choice of sticking to free speech and having to look at horrifying, and in my opinion inartistic garbage, or I start to truly moderate and filter out really distasteful content.

Needless to say moderating is mind-numbingly horrible. We created a really simple moderation system, picked up moderators by making a forum post that said "anyone who posts in this thread gets to be a moderator" and that was that. We started with a queue of 150,000 unmoderated sites and by the time we got to 50,000 under our belts anyone who still had their sanity left was so disillusioned with YTMND and the queue had risen to over 250,000. The task quickly began to seem futile. If you think that the majority of YTMNDs are bad, try looking at every YTMND made sequentially, hundreds even thousands per day. You'll realize Inkdrinker may have been on to something.

Content is a joke


A quick look at the top viewed of all time will show you that a lot of YTMNDs most viewed content by outsiders originates not from YTMND but from other sites. It's easy to see the irony of users attacking sites that steal content when four out of the top five most viewed YTMNDs were created with the sole focus on content that wasn't even made by the user who made the YTMND.

If I've come to any sort of realization, it's clear that a huge percentage of the YTMND population is virtually useless for coming up with original content that's worth looking at. A sad realization, but I think many will agree that it's accurate. This is always going to be an issue on any site where the focus is user-created content. It just comes down to simple numbers; most people aren't going to be very good at being funny or creative.

YTMND's ease-of-use has partially encouraged many users to focus on quantity over quality. In the fast moving pace of the front page, people just throw every idea out there in hopes one of them will stick. There is no garbage collection, so over time the entire site just gets filled up with pure crap.

I've struggled with coming up to methods of lowering the amount of pure garbage that shows up on the site. I don't feel like it's possible to create a mathematical way to discern between a page having no value and a page being marvelous content-wise. I tried to come up with methods to have users do this, but users in general are selfish and unstrustworthy.

The boys club (no girls allowed!)


The only method I think truly has a chance to work is filtering who gets to be a part of the community before they can even join. This isn't another Web 2.0 cliché of beta version invite-only junk, it's a way to keep out people the community agrees will be more hurtful to the site than helpful.

Making YTMND invite-only would be a big move. I've always felt that part of the site's charm is that you can sign up and make something in less than 5 minutes and have it be available to all. In a perfect world this wouldn't pose a problem. However, the internet is far from a perfect world. Someone recently sent me an article by Clay Shirky (who some of you may remember wrote about YTMND in an article on "Mega-Niches") titled "A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy". It's a long read but it's pretty amazing how many similarities between the YTMND community and the examples he uses in his article. It's well worth the read if you have any interest in the social aspect of large communities over time.

In one area it explains that in any community there will be a group of members that care about the future of the community and will take action to ensure the community continues to exist. It also goes on to explain that these users need to be given the power to "garden" the rest of the community; otherwise they will more or less give up on improving the community. These users need to be given more control over the direction of the site than the average user or those who wish to be hurtful towards the community.

Figuring out who these "gardeners" are is pretty much up to me (and as I find them, they help me find more). From searching for new moderators there have been many people I have felt could rise to the occasion but fall short due to sheer selfishness. People who have refused to abide by the simple rules of YTMND simply to get more time in the spotlight.

I'm straying off topic, but the point is, the users are what make YTMND. Crappy users make the site crappy, and rather than trying to delete crappy content, it would be far easier to just keep users who create crappy content off YTMND. The hard part is figuring out who to let in and who will add value to the community and the site as a whole.

I've spent the last few weeks trying to decide how an invitation system would work. Ideally I'd like to keep the ability to allow newcomers with no ties to the site to join, as well as allowing current users to invite a select few of their friends. Don't get me wrong, I don't want a pseudo invite system like Gmail where anyone who really wants in can get in and over time everyone will become a member anyway. This isn't to draw more people in; it's to filter out the bad apples (and there are a lot of them).

It goes without saying, an invitation system would almost completely remove the problem of alt accounts, gimmick users, etc. For this reason alone it may be worth doing. Expect this to be a major topic of discussion in the near future.


Monetizing a joke


Time moves on. Traffic increases. Long before advertisers come knocking at your door, salesmen do. I've had so many people try to sell me hosting I can't count the number of companies on fingers and toes. Out of all the sales pitches I've received, it's surprising that I haven't found a better deal than what I've had since the start. As of yet, not a single hosting company has been able to match the price Reflected was giving me. This has pretty much cleared up any doubt I had about Reflected offering me hosting at "cost", so if you wonder why I'm always telling you how great my hosting company is, it's because they really are.

Pretty soon I had enough money to stop leasing a server from my hosting company and buy my own server for YTMND, boy was that exciting. I was actually making enough money from AdSense to buy my own server. So I bought the beefiest server I could find that fit in my price budget. Two months later we hit capacity; I had to buy another server. I split the site up into a web server and a database server. This held up for another few months but it was obvious I had to start planning for some serious expansion for the future. We had hit the point where YTMND could no longer use 100mbit and we had to move to gigabit. I came up with specifications for a content server that would scale to massive proportions.

Spending $12,000 for a server was hard to justify, I've never spent that much money on anything in my entire life and I've owned cars, but I ignored the fact and purchased it anyway. This was the point when my bank's fraud department started calling me asking me about my purchases. Finally I had transferred the 800 precious megabytes that made up all of YTMND over to the new server and it was at that point I realized how much HTML I was transferring. Over a megabyte a second. Of HTML. Of text. One megabyte of text is a lot. Find a one megabyte text file and you will quickly realize that sending out 1.5MB/s of text is some serious shit.

Since then I've purchased a lot of servers. I own enough hardware to host thousands of dinky websites. The original few hundred megabytes I transferred over to the content server is now 600 gigabytes. YTMND is basically the biggest sound clip repository on the internet outside of usenet. It quickly became obvious I needed to put up more ads if I wanted to continue running the site in the black.

I read all sorts of documentation and studies describing the best placing and methods for advertising. I would be at work and having to go outside to take calls about advertising. My employer was understandably starting to get angry at me. It got to the point where I had to start taking unpaid time off work to deal with the backlog of things I needed to get done for YTMND. In a short amount of time the business aspects of YTMND were consuming so much of my time, it was almost a full-time job.

Working for the man (now dog)


It was at this time (almost a year ago at the time of my writing this) that I left my salary job to start working on YTMND "full-time". Little did I know how this would ruin my relationships with everyone I knew as I began working on YTMND more and more each day. 8 hour days turned into 12 hour days turned into 16 hour days turned into 20 hour days etc. Working on YTMND was consuming my entire life. I still work that way. I spend a lot of time on features that never see the day of light, but will hopefully soon. (Hey what's that lists tab on the user profile?!??)

So YTMND starts paying for my rent and my groceries, thereby removing any margin of profit from the equation. I would have to make some sacrifices (I've only bought one bottle of Grey Goose in the last 4 months!), but I was able to manage it. I was taking a big risk, because advertising earnings are pretty random from month to month for no apparent reason.

One of the reasons I've managed to maintain my motivation to keep working on the site is that as it grows, the technical challenge grows exponentially. Rolling out new features on such a limited amount of hardware that virtually millions of people will use gets harder and harder as the number of sites and users and votes increases. It gets to the point where you can't rely on the standard set of tools to get things done anymore. Luckily this is well documented by Slashdot and Livejournal, both of whom saw a huge amount of growth with the internet boom. At some point I'd like to write a document that describes the growth of YTMND from a more technical standpoint but I'll spare you for now. At any rate, the experience and knowledge I get from working on YTMND is better than that of any job I've ever had, which makes up for the horrible salary.

It's pretty hard to visualize YTMND as a business, especially seeing that it's the first "business" I've run. Pulling a large profit was never really a concern until recently and even now, it's less a priority than most of you would think. I've grown pretty accustomed to the standard of living of someone who works at McDonald's would. There came a time when I needed to make a serious decision about my plans for the future. Either I had to get serious about making YTMND into a business or I give up and close down the site. There wasn't really a middle ground here.

I figured implementing site sponsorship would take some of the load off the hosting costs of the site. In the 18 months since the sponsorship system launched, YTMND has received almost $30,000 in donations. That's a pretty amazing figure considering the average age of the user base. Sadly this is only enough after fees to pay for a few months of hosting at most.

Paid Membership


People say "Why not get rid of the ads and do paid memebership?! It worked for SomethingAwful!" However, the logic behind this question is flawed. The main problem with comparing Something Awful to YTMND in terms of monetization is that they are two completely different models commercially. SA's cost comes from the hardware and bandwidth costs of a forum that is used almost solely by its members. When a passerby comes to SA, it isn't a huge cost in terms of the necessary hardware and bandwidth used to fulfill the request. The only time the two sites have a similar cost is probably when SA gets linked to on Digg or the like, where they have tons of unregistered users looking at their pages.

YTMND's main cost is from bandwidth. YTMND was made with the idea that people would link to YTMNDs from off site, look at the page and then leave. Obviously this is a horrible "business model." YTMND doesn't need to profit off its members, but it needs to profit off the people who view it in passing, as that is where all its cost comes from. Assuming registered users don't use AdBlock (that's an entirely separate issue), browsing the pages on www and viewing the ads pretty much pays for itself. The cost comes from the people who never visit www, and only visit a YTMND en masse. Imposing paid membership would be taxing the wrong group of users.

Let's say out of the nearly 200,000 registered users, 5,000 are willing to pay a one time fee of $15 or so. That's pretty generous, considering that only 1,000 users have donated for site sponsorship. That's a quick and easy $75,000, and assuming out of the current growth of 200 users a day 5 sign up as paid members (which is pretty unlikely), that's an extra $2,300 a month. While this would be great for covering the hosting costs for the first 9 months or so (assuming I continued running a few ads to pay for my rent), after a year we'd be SOL. It isn't a sustainable amount of income to come close to paying for costs, and it puts the burden on the users who are actually already making the site money.

Paid membership also means people feel entitled to a level of service which I can't ensure at this point in time. Being the only real employee means that I have to do everything on the site: coding, system administration, support, legal issues, dealing with advertising, etc. Having a few thousand people that don't feel like they are getting their money's worth is one more thing I don't want to deal with. Plus it's nice to be able to tell people to F off when they feel resentment over a service I'm providing free of charge.

Goals for the future


The amount of money I owe my hosting company shows that the way YTMND is running now is less than ideal. Ideally I would like to be able to pay them off in full, and maybe even make a salary similar to what I would make if I were employed by a real company. I can say that I'd like to one day see YTMND having an office and a few full-time employees, but it's obviously far off at this point.
It's not humanly possible for me as one person can put into YTMND to get all of the things I want to accomplish done in a timely manner. It just isn't plausible especially when you look at the very partial to-do list I update from time to time. The only way to allow for continued growth and enhancement of YTMND is to bring on more people. The only way to bring on more people is to bring in more money. You get the idea.

Outside of that, YTMND needs to maintain a level of income where we can continue to provide a free service to the entire internet as well as have some liquid cash to do things like pay for the big upfront cost of printing t-shirts, buy new hardware and pay consultants to help out with things. YTMND is not currently achieving this, and therefore, I am forced to spend an unavoidable amount of time dealing with advertising. I in no way want to be involved with so much advertising work, but it's a necessary evil at this point.

Due to my complete lack of advertising know-how has resulted into the slow growth of ads all over the site. Until recently our advertising strategy was completely quantity as opposed to quality. By putting more ads on a page, YTMND nets more income, it's as simple as that. Now that more of our ad space is being represented by Federated Media, the tide is turning and it means I can start focusing less on finding new places to put ads and start focusing on places where I can remove them.

In the long run, the future of the site depends on you, the users. I personally don't run Adblock; this entire ordeal has taught me that free sites depend on advertising revenue to operate. It's easy to think that by running ad block you aren't really hurting anyone, just keeping the rich from getting richer. I wish that were true, but in a lot of cases it isn't. YTMND isn't a million dollar corporation. I'm not getting rich. When 10% or more of a site's regular users are running software to ensure that the site has no way of turning a profit off their usage, those users are potentially hurting the site significantly.

I would rather close the site than try to force the rest of the legitimate users who are viewing ads to support the site with even more ads. If you continue to expect to get a free service, while having us take a monetary hit and pay for your usage out of pocket, you are going to kill the site. You have as much power to kill YTMND as you do to make it bloom into something really great.

I'm not going to go into a big spiel about pirating music and movies and try to compare that to stealing or tell you that viewing YTMND without ads is akin to stealing. I just want to make it clear that using adblock is not inconsequential, and if you care at all about YTMND's future I'd advise against it. That being said I don't expect many (or really any) of you to change your ways. It isn't something a one time donation is going to solve, and it's yet another issue I have to deal with instead of working on new features.

I want to make it clear to you that I could easily be profiting off YTMND at this point and I choose not to, because I value the site. YTMND profits don't go to YTMND "shareholders", or the YTMND CEO's monthly bonus, they go back into YTMND. If I ran pop-unders (even after the majority of them have been blocked by blockers) YTMND would gross an extra $100,000 a year. Chew on that for a little bit the next time you want to compare me to a certain someone who is getting rich off other people's content. I understand motivation to ad block. Every time one of my pages loads slowly due to waiting for ad servers I die a little. I'm working on getting ads into separate iframes so they don't stop a page from loading. But in the meantime, it bugs me just as much as it bugs you.

Obviously five-figure ad deals don't come along often for us, but I'm hoping that will change. The reality is that we aren't a YouTube, MySpace or Facebook. I don't have investment capital to go buy a new server or hire someone to share the workload. In fact, if I were with another hosting company that required I pay the bill in full every month, YTMND would have closed down years ago.

To boil it down, in order for YTMND to survive the sub-domains are going to have to take a hit and have some real advertising on them. This will most likely end up in the form of ads being built into the preloader, meaning people won't be able to adblock them. Meaning that a YTMND will have a minimum loading time of 8 to 10 seconds. I have yet to hash out the actual implementation of this, but I'm hoping to make it as unobtrusive as possible.

Do I think I deserve to personally make money from YTMND? Yeah, it's consumed the last three years of my life. I could be making more money working a full-time job than I currently am from YTMND. Whoever said hard work pays off was full of shit. So, you can see why the last year has been a bit depressing. You can also see how disappointing it is when users declare it's time for a civil war because the site is bowing to the basic rules of capitalism.

Look back over the history of YTMND. I have never screwed the users over. I have tried to keep shady ads off the site, when I see ads with sound or flashing junk I try to remove them as soon as possible. I don't sell your user info. I don't require much of anything from you. I'm going to do what needs to be done in order to keep the site viable and fun to work on. If I can't get enough cooperation, there will no longer be any reason to keep YTMND going. People who want to continue to act out in a childish manner every time YTMND lands an advertising deal are welcome to leave and start/host their own website to see how well it works out. If you are so sure the earth is flat, prove it.





Also, cocks.


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2007-04-30 23:14:13 1st
 
I've disabled comments on this post for the time being because it's unlikely the majority of you have much to say besides "lol, 3rd". If you want to discuss this further, use the forums. ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNCAN!
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2007-05-16 12:38:05 2nd
 
also comments enabled.
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2007-05-16 12:54:00 4th
 
thanks dave
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2007-05-16 17:40:29 14th
 
glad the comments are back
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2007-05-17 20:51:51 50th
 
Not sure why you enabled comments finally, but it'll save me the PM you prolly wouldn't read to say "Hang In There, Kiddo!" (if I could do that fancy asci text drawing sh*t, I'd have drawed you a kitty hangin' in there). You have thousands of friends, most of whom are dumb as stumps, but we do keep coming over to your house for juice and cake. And sometimes we remember to wipe our feet.
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2007-05-17 22:16:18 54th
 
hi..... and sorry
 
2007-05-19 13:34:53 93rd
 
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
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2007-05-19 16:49:47 94th
 
keep up the good work max. dont close down ytmnd and become a recluse for a year, only to return with a bunch of cheap immigrant oompa-lumpas that can make ytmnds better than us, and then have a competition to find your successor with golden tickets inside ytmnds.
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2007-05-20 00:04:10 102nd
 
This may be an unpopular opinion, but if YTMND is costing so much that it can't be sustainable, then maybe it is time to pull the plug. For every site there is that unexpectedly makes it big, there are an innumerable amount of site owners that would kill to receive even 1% of the traffic you receive. If YTMND became successful for its own good, then so be it. While I will miss YTMND, there are other things to do on the Internet.
 
2007-05-20 13:09:45 108th
 
comments are like balls. you dont want them rubbed in your face
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2007-05-21 14:02:20 118th
 
^ Speak for yourself
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2007-05-22 00:17:49 124th
 
Thanks for creating YTMN;D
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2007-05-23 15:54:57 144th
 
never forget 2007-04-30 22:54:49
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2007-05-25 05:14:46 190th
 
Ultimately, there isn't a lot Max can do about the state of ytmnd on his own. Users are still submitting crap which other users are voting on. The reason most people are saying that the site is sh*t is because they aren't impressed with simple sites, like the ones created around 2003-2005. This is understandable as the style of ytmnds being created has evolved to this point where instead of just being a small image + audio loop, people are creating elaborate sites with audio sync and 3mb gifs.
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2007-05-25 05:17:21 192nd
 
The only way ytmnd can be made good is if the content being submitted is good. I don't really know what will happen in the future, people will always submit stupid in-jokes about 'Josh is a f*g' or whatever so perhaps ytmnd has just burned out. I don't see what new features Max could implement around the image+sound+text format. Thats not to say there aren't any good sites being made, there's still a few users with a lot of creativity experimenting with new ideas...
 
2007-05-25 05:18:42 193rd
 
...not just pasting Cosby's head onto yesterdays top viewed gif to get 8000 views.
 
2007-05-26 02:15:32 217th
 
2007-04-30 23:14:13 1st max +666 [reply] [+|-] OMG 666 O.O
 
2007-05-30 17:56:55 275th
 
post nudes
 
2007-06-12 17:05:14 316th
 
Any particular reason why theres no news number 68?
 
2007-09-09 08:47:16 320th
 
lol, 3rd
 
 
2007-05-17 20:53:01 51st
 
where'd 4th go? weird...
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2007-05-25 18:03:03 206th
 
Who cares about who commented when?
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2007-06-06 02:15:21 314th
 
its just some sort of EPEEN you cant explain
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2007-07-07 02:11:19 318th
 
Good point.
 
2007-05-16 14:17:51 6th
 
Maybe the least voted on could have some more variation, maybe 0-10 votes? (Although I assume eventually it will stop being all 0 votes, but I don't know)
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2007-05-16 15:02:49 8th
 
get outta here
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2007-05-17 20:55:29 52nd
 
I just want it know that I love Least Voted On Ever...almost as much as the Random Generator...anything to keep me searching endlessly, tirelessly for the odd little funny that could.
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2007-05-16 15:16:48 9th
 
What made you think waiting a while would stop such comments appearing? Oh well. New news post please, I want to hear how the upcoming features are coming along, as well as any other important stuff...
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2007-05-22 04:48:16 127th
 
i think the fact that he waited to enable the comments made the people actually read the issue at hand before they commented with pointless crap... you know the users. well that is what i think the reason i would have done it would have been.
2007-05-16 15:30:16 10th
 
I support the invite system. YTMND became the trash can of the internet, mainly due to the 12-year-old f*ggots that infected this site.
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2007-05-16 17:06:18 11th
 
and bans to the gay downvoters
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2007-05-17 06:13:39 32nd
 
Why is it that only 12 year olds can be bad users?
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2007-05-23 17:03:30 145th
 
Because he's 13 and doesn't want to make fun of his age group
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2007-05-16 17:17:36 12th
 
well cool comments back
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2007-05-16 17:34:07 13th
 
yeah, you're the best Max. Keep the site going and thx for the hardwork to keep the comunoty going!
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2007-06-08 22:53:29 315th
 
YTMND Solidarity.
2007-05-16 18:18:40 15th
 
dr. ama I presume?
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2007-05-16 18:25:13 16th
 
Max seems to need a hell of a lot of help... why doesn't he put people in a contest of sorts to see who can make the best of whatever ytmnd needs...
-1
2007-05-16 18:51:56 17th
 
I used to be a huge fan of this site till all the idiotic 12 year olds came in. Plus the fact that the community seems to think it's funnier to recycle old jokes than to actually create new ones. Not that I am exactly inocent of putting up some garbage YTMND now and then but it is something that needs to be stopped. I think YTMND should be invite only. Or at least be able to prove you have a basic understanding of comedy before you make a freaken site. 90% of ytmnds just aren't funny anymore
+2
2007-05-16 19:04:54 18th
 
Max, you are a god among men.
 
 
2007-06-13 03:04:43 317th
 
fgt
 
2007-05-16 20:05:38 22nd
 
My advice, no disrespect: spin YTMND off into a nonprofit charity not unlike the Wikimedia foundation. Get a board of directors, start running pledge drives, make it so I can write off donations to YTMND on my taxes, and open the source code. People will come. Running YTMND for as long as you have is about as good of a resume-padder as you can get. YTMND has lost vitality, but it's not too late. Place YTMND into the public trust, ensure its legacy, and get some sleep.
+3
 
2007-05-17 22:59:00 57th
 
Do you honestly think a nonprofit charity organization would support a site with kittens being crushed by high heels and gay men have open sex? It sounds nice, but remember that this is YTMND and the freedom of speech here isn't quite something charities like to be associated with...
+2
 
2007-05-18 11:09:42 62nd
 
SO LONG DENNAL PLAN...........I mean Freedom Of Speech
+3
 
2007-06-04 10:59:27 312th
 
dhaos, you're mistaken. A nonprofit provides a service and doesn't profit from providing the service. Wikimedia Foundation, again, is a strong supporter of free speech. The gov doesn't care, so long as you're providing a service and your board doesn't make any money through the actions of your org. YTMND is a new kind of art form, and evidence exists in the public record to support this. It could be done.
2007-05-16 22:49:28 23rd
 
Jack Bauer was here.
-1
2007-05-16 23:31:09 24th
 
Keep up the fight, man. We're behind you. P.S. rofl, 27th
2007-05-16 23:34:51 25th
 
It was a vary interesting read. Funny how sometimes side project end up being more to our destiny then a hobby. Though I would point out the vison of a thing shouldent have to proclude its form. Free speech is a human beings natural right wiether he is killed or not for doing it is just the way the world turns. Though comparing the site as a form of freedom of exspression I would say it falls sincerely short yet the idea of great exspression is thru restriction. Great Adspace is rare though... Sell it
+2
 
2007-05-17 02:21:55 29th
 
Eigo dekiru kai?
-3
2007-05-17 00:02:21 26th
 
Is it just me, or is YTMND not even close to as good as it was last year?
+3
 
2007-05-17 00:04:51 27th
 
Could be just that I've been going here too much and it's getting boring for me.
+3
 
2007-05-17 06:20:45 33rd
 
Well maybe you could make a new site... Yeah I know it's a stretch.
+2
 
2007-05-17 19:18:28 47th
 
Activity is way down...this time last year a site in the Top Viewed box could get 20k or 30k+ views easily for that day.
+2
 
2007-05-17 19:26:05 48th
 
before, top viewed dominated the main page. You couldn't browse YTMND without even accidentally clicking on a link in the Top 15. Now the Top Viewed is scrunched up down in the corner, making it seem unimportant and causing less than half of the views sites used to receive.
+2
 
2007-05-17 20:42:40 49th
 
True. Also, look at the turnover in Recently Created. Much slower these days. Also, before when I opened up Spy the votes scrolled so fast it was hard to read sometimes. Not so much now.
+2
 
2007-05-17 22:15:41 53rd
 
"Could be just that I've been going here too much and it's getting boring for me." I travel a lot so I usually can't come her for a few days a week. It is good to get away. I missed the whole outrageous fad.
+2
 
2007-05-21 16:33:28 120th
 
Have faith, people.
2007-05-17 01:24:14 28th
 
Whose machines?
+2
 
2007-05-17 06:12:19 31st
 
Max's machines
 
2007-05-26 21:52:32 221st
 
Rage Against Max's Machines.
2007-05-17 06:11:15 30th
 
All my friends say YTMND is garbage. :(
 
2007-05-19 16:59:53 96th
 
well then bitch slap the fools and show them how the're wrong. (im not legally liable for any damages sustained when they retaliate.)
+2
 
2007-05-20 12:33:15 107th
 
They're right. YTMND sucks ass
-2
 
2007-05-23 20:38:52 147th
 
It's an acquired taste, like alcohol. I usually ignore the front page these days and just check out user favorites, old sites from 2004-2005, and random sites.
+1
2007-05-17 06:23:44 34th
 
I enjoy to visit this site to see what artwork people here have created!I hope this site last a looong time.
+3
2007-05-17 06:42:02 35th
 
Very interesting read. Much appreciated.
+1
2007-05-17 06:49:27 36th
 
You have a Ferrari?
2007-05-17 06:56:44 37th
 
Also I've just disabled AdBlock on all of YTMND. I didn't realise it was that bad. Sorry max :(
+1
 
2007-05-17 08:45:21 39th
 
Disabled Adblock for ytmnd.com too after reading this. Even started to click some ads.
 
2007-05-17 22:55:45 56th
 
Clicking ads doesn't help. Buying the products in them does, though.
 
2007-05-25 16:11:38 204th
 
in the short term it does; in the long term it doesn't
2007-05-17 13:08:52 40th
 
Can i please redesign the front page?
 
2007-05-17 13:59:20 41st
 
nutnics busts out his after effects skills and makes a layout that doesn't even need to be animated (and shouldn't, that would be annoying)
+2
2007-05-17 15:50:08 43rd
 
I THOUGHT YOU JEWS WERE GOOD AT FINANCE
-2
 
2007-05-18 11:11:41 63rd
 
Until they lose their Jew Gold duh
2007-05-17 17:08:25 44th
 
1) Put Most Voted and Top Rated back on the default front page, for more incentive to create. 2) Get that mod system finished - help us help you.
+4
 
2007-05-17 17:17:03 45th
 
seconded
+1
 
2007-05-18 07:13:30 59th
 
Really, without these two factors influencing the front page, we've noticed the junk more, making some users question the state of YTMND. It's not worse, it just looks worse. As a result, less quality sites will come in, with users seeing little oppurtunity for their creations to succeed on the current structure of the front page.
+1
 
2007-05-18 22:37:23 77th
 
I disagree C-S. When the front page has more sheer crap (not high rated crap due to vote inflation but just random crap) I think the better users stand out. dascoot, juxtapose, egonym and others have had nicely weird sites ride the FP this week. It's a welcomed change from all the Peter Parker straight rips, etc.
+1
 
2007-05-24 09:22:31 151st
 
I couldn't agree more. I'm studying for the MCAT and I find myself having less time to visit, and I feel as if I'm just....waiting for ytmnd to do something. I think we'll all help you out SO much when the mod system comes in, and layout changes to get the best sites appreciated by the most viewers without having pure sh*t stay on the front page for WEEKS are needed. We know you're working on the mod system, and our comments wont make it happen faster. Just letting you know that I think that once it get
 
2007-05-24 09:23:35 152nd
 
s here, things are going to change alot, and for the better! Bring on the vote algorithms, bring on the creatively coded content boxes! I'm really excited for the future of YTMND.
2007-05-17 17:26:08 46th
 
Interesting gimmick account: http://ytmnd.com/users/undecided/
+1
 
2007-05-24 09:26:21 153rd
 
also electriceye.
2007-05-17 22:54:45 55th
 
This comment obeys the laws and regulations enforced by YTMND. I endorse it.
2007-05-18 04:14:59 58th
 
Aye, YTMND has really gone down the crapper in terms of new sites... I support an invite system, even if it would prevent ME from making sites.
2007-05-18 09:47:53 60th
 
Preview images for YTMNDs currently unavailable.
 
2007-05-18 11:14:27 64th
 
Also Least Voted bugs.
2007-05-18 10:10:41 61st
 
It all makes sense. OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-18 11:14:33 65th
 
Enough talk start doing it
2007-05-18 11:29:30 66th
 
also never used adblock in the first place
2007-05-18 13:30:06 67th
 
I think the yfly corner image just gave some new inspiration to the community for ripping on something. (that's what it's abot eh?) If everything would be perfect, there would be nothing left to rip on. :)
2007-05-18 13:37:58 68th
 
Potatoes
-1
2007-05-18 13:39:23 69th
 
lol, 3rd
-2
2007-05-18 14:21:44 70th
 
I have some simple suggestions for filtering out crap: 1. any site that has less than 100 views in a week get deleted automaticly.If some of the user's friends didn't see it in the first week, they're gonna have to repost it. 2. Any site with a ranking of less than 1.5 stars gets deleted after a month. If some of the user's friends didn't see it in the first month, they're gonna have to repost it. 3. Anyone with no sites created after a month will have the account deleted. This will help keep alts down.
2007-05-18 14:24:09 71st
 
4. Any site with no views or votes after 24 hrs will be deleted. just some humble suggestions. BTW I don't mind the ads. Do what you need to.
2007-05-18 15:04:38 72nd
 
I finally realized the reason I can't vote on sites marked NSFW is because of ZoneAlarm. It's privacy settings is blocking that ability and I don't know how to change it. It used to automatically log me out when I clicked on a NSFW site, but I fixed it.
2007-05-18 16:32:39 73rd
 
Wow. That made me feel really badly for not coming here in a long time. :( Sorry Max. I still love you.
2007-05-18 20:33:50 74th
 
post nudes
-1
 
2007-05-18 20:35:13 75th
 
i was born in 77 today is my birthday too (i'm a 30 year old paedo) so hopefully max will deliver nudes this time...
2007-05-18 21:52:33 76th
 
I found two of Coolgamer's alts. I'm sure he has more because no one in their right mind would give anyone of his sites more than a three. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/vega42 http://www.ytmnd.com/users/nightninjamaster
 
2007-05-19 17:13:51 97th
 
I apologized to CoolGamer, but these are his siblings, not his alts.
2007-05-18 22:40:17 78th
 
Anyone who appreciates psychoanalyzing the users here will have a field day with this guy: http://ytmnd.com/users/Spooky1/comments These are the only comments he ever made with this acc't. Note, too, the only comment NOT about Jesus.
 
2007-05-19 06:29:56 86th
 
Hahahaha. Bible quotes to look intellectual and devout. Sure signs of a fundementalist Christian. Possibly one just to spite the current atheism trend among his age group. Oh well, the quotes were somewhat relevant. But the fact he's on YTMND in the first place, let alone referring to these quotes on sites says a lot.
 
2007-05-25 16:38:48 205th
 
I
2007-05-18 23:04:49 79th
 
THE FLOOD GATES HAVE BEEN OPENED!
2007-05-18 23:09:27 80th
 
Can we ban the furries? Please? Let's ban the fur f*gs max!
 
2007-05-19 00:48:07 82nd
 
without spotz there would be no NEDM
 
2007-05-19 10:53:11 88th
 
Is that guy still around?
 
2007-05-19 16:55:18 95th
 
Last I heard he was yiffing in hell
+2
2007-05-19 00:39:07 81st
 
Enforce the rules of Edit Or GTFO. YTMND can not become just another generic media site ( aka internet thieve) Post a 4chan image. BAN, Post a forum post BAN, Post a picture of your friends BAN
+1
2007-05-19 02:27:16 83rd
 
I hope this really makes people realize the effort into running this site. I've been lurking here for a long time (I think either Picard or the damned tra-la-la was the first one I ever saw ) and I've watched this site evolve. The amount of time and effort you put into this is amazing -- don't let the whiny kids who don't understand how the real world works hinder you. Keeping YTMND free is not only great, but the ads really aren't anywhere as bad as people have been making it out to be. Thanks! :)
2007-05-19 03:26:26 84th
 
Rick Roll
 
2007-05-19 03:29:14 85th
 
i have to reply this
 
2007-05-19 11:12:18 89th
 
Duck Roll
2007-05-19 10:50:19 87th
 
It just occured to me to inquire if "wise up" is a reference to NYHC band Bold. If so, that's funny.
2007-05-19 11:20:01 90th
 
davec*ckrum.ytmnd.com - WE BROKE THE COMMENTS
 
2007-05-19 11:21:01 91st
 
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 89 bytes) in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69
 
2007-05-19 22:26:47 101st
 
hey its fixed :)
2007-05-19 11:52:56 92nd
 
lol, un-negation
2007-05-19 17:48:59 98th
 
LOL YTMND WAS DOWN IM SO OBSERVENT LOLS! CAN I GET MOD PLZ?>!!
+1
2007-05-19 19:29:06 99th
 
it's refreshing to get an informative post, not only on current things, but past things to bring it all full circle.
2007-05-19 21:42:15 100th
 
ypu forgot poland
2007-05-20 00:20:00 103rd
 
Sell T-shirts already. Start a free CafePress store, then elevate to a proper one when you make enough profit. Also, offer us something for donating. Currently donations benefit OTHER people. Give us an icon next our names, or something.
2007-05-20 01:33:31 104th
 
ooo comments
2007-05-20 08:11:56 105th
 
Surely you cant filter out what is funny and what isn't because humor is fairly subjective. Just because one person doesn't find something funny, doesn't mean it isn't funny to anyone. Like you said already in the piece, invite systems don't work anyway. I think you do some great work and I appreciate that it is very time consuming, but if you run such a high traffic website and cant makemoney from that, maybe it's time to sell the site to someone who can
2007-05-20 08:30:02 106th
 
Oh great, now the Scientologists are f*cking things up over on my side of the pond.
 
2007-05-22 01:03:20 125th
 
Heh Slayer. Get the Chelsea Headhunters to f*cking weed them out. Or the Bushwackers. Too bad the Subway Army isin't around anymore. :(
 
2007-05-22 07:34:18 130th
 
Hahahaha. You really are a White Supremacist aren't you...
 
2007-05-28 19:42:39 245th
 
Not really. I just want the craziest mother f*ckers to wipe out the other crazy f*ckers.
2007-05-20 15:52:38 109th
 
Interesting read! My tip for advertising is to have an ad pop over each subdomain, so that the whole screen is covered by the ad for, let's say 5 seconds, and then disappear while the real site is loading in the background (just have the popup ad disappear with javascript, not a full new page). Those 5-10 seconds would otherwise be spent waiting for the actual YTMND to load in most cases and it would definitely generate a whole lot of very clear ads without bothering people too much. GL HF with YTMND.
 
2007-05-20 23:32:45 114th
 
my tips is that you STFU
2007-05-20 15:57:19 110th
 
oh and to minimise HTML transfer you could add some ajax stuff to the site... like JSON loading for most of the www.-part, it sure could cut away a lot of it. stuff like having the main page update the items every 3 minutes would significantly decrease the number of page reloads.
2007-05-20 15:58:24 111th
 
Music you should listen to while reading : 1st: De-Phazz - The Mambo Craze
2007-05-20 16:30:10 112th
 
I just want to say thanks for all the sacrifices you've made, whatever happens happens. Long live YTMND.com
-1
2007-05-20 21:48:57 113th
 
Maybe if you quit using the money as a source of income....
-1
2007-05-21 00:04:04 115th
 
just go back to having a real job and put the brakes on this. and start deleting sites to make stuff easier and cheaper. the more you obsess over lighthearted satire sites like this, the less fun it'll be to run.
2007-05-21 05:32:29 116th
 
Max I appreciate your work Keep on truckin'
2007-05-21 13:42:03 117th
 
new article, please
2007-05-21 16:19:06 119th
 
Also, skcocs.
-1
2007-05-21 18:21:08 121st
 
holding in a poo right now
+2
2007-05-22 00:15:24 122nd
 
also, wise up ;D
-1
2007-05-22 00:16:49 123rd
 
Pancakes. ;D
-1
2007-05-22 04:23:56 126th
 
Drop a cluster bomb.
2007-05-22 04:56:20 128th
 
i know out of the many people saying this you probably will over look my comment but keep up the work bro. sorry i didn't sponsor any sites i myself am not the richest of folks either. but i am all for the ads if it keeps this thing running. good or sad to say but this site is your child and i know you care about it. parasites and all. even if it is covered in fleas you still love it and sometimes you must use the radio station free-bees to keep it clothed. hope all works out. and yes you deserve more
+1
 
2007-05-22 07:09:03 129th
 
Well put, Dr-L337's less successful little brother. As someone who has donated in the past, even in light of that, I still welcome the ads. If they're needed, then they're needed, and people just have to suck it up and accept it. I think that the great amount of entertainment, laughter, information, and everything else this website has provided over the years is more than worth any mild discomfort an advertisement may cause. Thank you, Max.
2007-05-22 17:48:44 131st
 
Well, judging by the first couple of comments, and a few of the ones I can't see. There aren't any numbers anymore. I geuss taking away a child's play toy really does get them to settle down
2007-05-22 23:05:19 132nd
 
Hell, screw $15 one time fee, make a $2 a month if people want no ads, and $12 a year (half price) for a yearly subscription. Some of us live on YTMND and want to get rid of the trash (I'm one of the over 18 girls here that wouldn't mind weeding out some of the porn and "goatse" pics). I dn't think that's too much money for people to whine about. It's an optional thing anyways. Don't want adds? Pay $2 a month or $12 a year, end. I'm willing to. I'm a student and I can afford that! ;)
 
2007-05-23 15:24:25 143rd
 
Even though I would pay that, max did say that would be taxing the wrong people. It's outside links that drain ytmnd's bandwidth
2007-05-22 23:08:07 133rd
 
Also Max, enforce that *ssh*les like RazorGator, as funny as they are, pay for advertising. That's no fair that they are making money while putting you in debt. F*cking leaches (even if I do want a Razor Gator!)
-2
 
2007-05-23 06:19:30 136th
 
hasnt RazorGator allways sponsored their own submited sites, which raises cash for ytmnd. but they should do it through the proper channels. what we need is a few more products and small companies willing to advertise here. But crucially not make ytmnd become the bitch of the advertising industry. This is a fine balance but one that max seems capable of doing, well apart from the getting advertisers bit.
2007-05-23 01:22:46 134th
 
Max, as a fellow webmaster, I have to give you absolute respect. Do what you have to do, and don't get dissalusioned by what the complaints. Cheers, and good luck with making this place something that can afford you a decent standard of living.
2007-05-23 02:10:44 135th
 
I went to Albany for a few days. They have a bottled water named Poland Spring
 
2007-05-30 10:37:04 264th
 
That's good stuff. Only bottled water I've ever liked a lot.
2007-05-23 12:21:56 137th
 
fyhk
-1
 
2007-05-23 13:01:27 138th
 
Fukken agreed.
2007-05-23 14:49:25 139th
 
Max, just pull the plug. Host the more entertaining YTMNDs here, and destroy everything else. Get yourself some Grey Goose, and try to get another job. YTMND is drowning in its own stupidity.
-3
 
2007-05-23 14:52:46 140th
 
WTF, blueness?
-1
 
2007-05-23 15:12:31 141st
 
WTF, ytmnd links to ebaums?
+3
2007-05-23 15:13:42 142nd
 
thanks for everything its appreciated and good
2007-05-23 18:55:16 146th
 
i want a n*gg* hidding in a bowl of rice....
2007-05-24 16:19:34 155th
 
At fisrt I hated "Least voted on ever" but then I realised its purpose. In order to have a good database purge, and all sites with less than a certain average should be deleted. Least votted on ever allows people to rate the sites that were missed earlier. Thus allowing for a more streamlined and accurate approach.
 
2007-05-24 17:38:03 156th
 
Kind of a second chance for some YTMNDs, huh?
 
2007-05-25 19:41:21 208th
 
Yeah.
+1
2007-05-24 19:01:13 158th
 
This man deserves hugs.
2007-05-24 20:35:20 159th
 
Very nicely written max, I come back to YTMND from not visiting the sites for 2 months, and see this greatly written post. Thanks for everything youve done for YTMND in the past, present and future.
2007-05-24 23:04:13 160th
 
+5 for the "DID I MENTION EVERYTHING YOU MAKE IS GARBAGE? I GUESS THAT WASN'T CLEAR SO HERE IT IS IN A METHOD YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND."
+1
2007-05-24 23:05:21 161st
 
Clear as dirt
2007-05-24 23:08:30 162nd
 
would you like some cheese with your whine lolol
2007-05-24 23:13:05 163rd
 
When max is pushed, killing ytmnd is as easy as breathing.
2007-05-24 23:13:34 164th
 
ahhh... they're slowing being taking over by LARGE LETTERS
2007-05-24 23:25:31 165th
 
If you want it to end max..do it. Sucks if you do =/
2007-05-24 23:27:47 166th
 
Why is it blue?
 
2007-05-25 19:40:14 207th
 
Its the way of distinguishing recent posts, (read some of the past news things, its in one of them...).
2007-05-24 23:30:36 167th
 
dont do it..DONT DO ITTTT
2007-05-24 23:36:29 168th
 
Its the end of YTMND as we know it.
2007-05-24 23:41:02 169th
 
front page is best front page since zimmerc*ck. leave it like this plz
+2
2007-05-24 23:42:31 170th
 
I know none of this anger is directed at ME, my sites rule :)
2007-05-24 23:44:07 171st
 
Max, a simple message. VIEW YOUR OWN DAMN SITE. If you are supposedly spending all day every day coding. That time could be innumerably better spent deleting, even if one at a time, the horrible sh*t on newly created. There are many honest people who spend often amounts of time viewing Ytmnd. I'd like to think that I am one of them. If you can't spend the time to screen for content, write a parameter that will delete every site under 2 stars in the database.
+3
 
2007-05-24 23:46:14 173rd
 
Also, if you give up and pull the plug on Ytmnd. I will find out where you live and rape your entire family. I'll do it.
-2
 
2007-05-24 23:49:59 176th
 
I think the problem is that content that is highly rated is not necessarily good- ie half of all the sh*t on U&C
+2
 
2007-05-25 08:23:55 195th
 
Well, a huge flaw I can think of in that department would be users that makes good sites, but who just happen to be huge *ssh*les and get downvoted a lot by emos who ran out of razor blades with nothing better to do. lol, e-venge.
 
2007-05-29 13:41:29 251st
 
Been thinking a lot about this...I think it's time to make the content here totally non-vote weighted. Like, FP becomes either an ever changing, randomly generated space or is "curated" alternately by users in good standing (like mod favs, but with more variation). Then, no more votes (comments yes, but no ratings). Who cares about ratings?
 
2007-05-29 13:46:40 252nd
 
Like, imagine a FP where there are "featured" sites, but they come from user lists, not votes. You keep Recently Created (make it like 10 slots long or so) and keep the digest with a 7-page RC, a HoF, Mod Favs, but dismantle all vote-dependent listing. Smart users already know how to search out good content without depending upon the FP. And you can PM people when you make a site you want them to see.
 
2007-05-29 13:52:31 253rd
 
This way you undermine the pointless downvoters like AntwanDavis (could still make comments, but no voting), the urge to have dv alts, the competition voting for U&C, and all the petty bullsh*t that comes with it. If someone abuses the PMing idea, block them (or ban them). And the "user lists" could come from users you think represent what ytmnd is all about. They f*ck it up, you don't post from their lists.
 
2007-05-29 13:59:49 254th
 
Or you could just sell the place to Columbia Pictures as a "viral marketing" experiment and use the money for crack.
2007-05-24 23:44:55 172nd
 
I'm scared, Max. Hold me.
2007-05-24 23:46:46 174th
 
I'm gonna go whack to gay furry porn till this all blows over. Cheers and good tidings, Take it easy now.
-4
2007-05-24 23:49:39 175th
 
I'm with Aeroplano on this one. Never back down, never surrender.
2007-05-24 23:51:10 177th
 
i leave for a couple of days and you guys ruin the place, make better ytmnd's
2007-05-24 23:59:26 178th
 
were all a little drunk tonight
2007-05-25 00:06:59 179th
 
Also, if you make the newly created bigger, it will give good sites more of a chance.
 
2007-05-25 00:15:56 181st
 
max is PISSED
-1
2007-05-25 00:28:48 183rd
 
I'm loving the front page.
 
2007-05-25 00:30:21 184th
 
ok so he's not just talking smack about my YTMND's?
2007-05-25 00:37:41 185th
 
I'd still use YTMND if it had popunders and all that jazz.
 
2007-05-25 08:53:27 196th
 
I agree. Do the pop-unders, Max! Make some money for all your effort. All these whiners will complain, but maybe it'll get the worthless comment-flamers and crap-ytmnd-makers to quit, and solve all our problems.
2007-05-25 02:45:51 186th
 
Top 15 is godly, as of tonight anyway.
+1
2007-05-25 03:01:13 187th
 
diump ;_;
 
2007-05-25 03:04:02 188th
 
gaa! >_< a typo, i meant dump not diump
2007-05-25 04:02:28 189th
 
Hey Max, If I had a Million, I'd slip ya some to cover your fees. If I ever get a few Million, I'll make a Massive donation. When I can afford to, I'll put in what I can. :) Also 5'd ;P
2007-05-25 05:16:04 191st
 
The only way ytmnd can be made good is if the content being submitted is good. I don't really know what will happen in the future, people will always submit stupid in-jokes about 'Josh is a f*g' or whatever so perhaps ytmnd has just burned out. I don't see what new features Max could implement around the image+sound+text format. Thats not to say there aren't any good sites being made, there's still a few users with a lot of creativity experimenting with new ideas...
2007-05-25 05:59:30 194th
 
What you wrote about simple, tactless, and unoriginal humor is right on the money. Sadly, online moderating has become a mixed job of babysitting and trash collecting. Every community has people who like to crap in the nest. While people who are online enough to be nitpicky might complain, outsiders like me only see that you're doing a good job. Alternate accounts and gimmick accounts are a huge pain, and I hope you get that stuff sorted out somehow. Sometimes you gotta do what's necessary...
 
2007-05-25 19:56:13 211th
 
I agree totally. People run rampant online because they know that they can't truly be held accountable for anything (nobody will ever see their face, etc...). All anyone ever has is their account information, usually falsefied info at that. Thay feel free to crap in the nest, and they do, and its almost always hard on the nest owner/operator. You have my full support max, whatever you choose to do.
2007-05-25 09:10:53 197th
 
hey max *** SRS COMMENT ALERT*** how about having a "special" ytmnd section with a few hundred great sites (you & the mods hand pick them) & plonk adverts on them i mean you'd have control of what goes on there & advertisers could be assured of the content (disable editing them once they're there) maybe do a NSFW version (for meatspin etc) & have porn advertisers there & all the other other crap on the WS site just leave this place as a "brainstorming" site (also disable hotlinking for f*ck sake)
+1
 
2007-05-25 14:45:36 201st
 
few hundred? ytmnd is lucky to have a handful of great sites
 
2007-05-25 23:42:30 215th
 
or whatever - i'm sure they could find enough to get advertising spaces (plus there are MANY good sites that fly under the radar because they don't have NEDM or some other sh*t fad attached & they could all be found eventually given a good team of fair mods)
 
2007-05-28 15:54:22 242nd
 
"few hundred? ytmnd is lucky to have a handful of great sites" your wrong ytmnd has thousands of great sites. Its just being able to find them is harder than diamond mining with toothpicks. The wiki, a better search, and a more interconnected navigation system should improve this.
 
2007-05-30 08:04:24 262nd
 
thank you :-D i believe there's a LOT of good comedy here overshadowed by the constant flow of sh*t i mean i myself try to avoid fads but they get upvoted & they're often my worst YTMNDs i mean my "original" sites are often crap but 1 or 2 are okay & they get lower scores than some SHOE ON HEAD f*cking bullsh*t okay post nudes people oops i mean post original content itt for srs opinions GOGOGO :woowoo:
2007-05-25 11:02:51 198th
 
1st post
2007-05-25 11:41:30 199th
 
YTMND seriously sparks artistic endeavor. it has everything... a limited amount of info and looping... confines that force people to become creative in a universe that is overflown with excess... it is good for people to diet and work once and a while. please keep this site going. it is the best thing I've found on the electric internet.
+1
2007-05-25 13:32:39 200th
 
The Homestarrunner guys live off of merchandizing and merchandizing alone, why can't this site?
 
2007-05-25 19:43:55 209th
 
Most of what makes it funny is also copyrighted by other people. So unless we convince people to allow us to make goods, we can't do it. About the only thing that YTMND could market freely would be items with the YTMND logo on them, since max has rights to it.
+1
 
2007-05-25 22:22:14 213th
 
Couldn't NEDM be considered ours?
 
2007-05-28 02:37:30 238th
 
Well there's still no problem with that, I think there's still globs of people who would rish to just get "YTMND" branded junk, and there's more they could do, like an "upvated" short or hat with five orange stars on it, or a "downvoted" one with one partial star.
2007-05-25 14:52:41 202nd
 
You've got the right one baby, uh-huh!
2007-05-25 15:56:07 203rd
 
WHY WONT YOU LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND IN PUBLIC ANYMORE?
+1
2007-05-25 19:48:13 210th
 
Can you make it so that if a gif has already been posted, it cannot be used again? That would eliminate high rated crap like this gopherr.ytmnd.com. I know that one simple edit can fix that, but most people who steal from other sites are too stupid to realize they can do that.
+6
 
2007-05-25 20:16:07 212th
 
It would require people to at least EDIT THE FILE a little. I say yes.
 
2007-05-25 23:23:32 214th
 
blocking dublicate content would probably eliminate 25% of the sites made daily.
 
2007-05-27 10:16:32 229th
 
Amen
 
2007-05-29 13:30:40 250th
 
I second this emotion. I think it's time to just make this place as uncomfortable for the tards as possible.
 
2007-05-30 10:39:48 265th
 
This is a fantastic idea
2007-05-26 00:39:31 216th
 
Max, I agree that ads may be a necessary evil. Do whatever you feel is necessary to ensure this sites survival. To reduce worthless sites, why not delete all those which have had very few (if any) views during a period of x months and/or all sites with a rating of less than 1.5 (they never get viewed anyway)
2007-05-26 17:24:34 218th
 
uh....hi?
-2
 
2007-05-26 20:21:01 219th
 
hey it's Sylvester, back from a vacation. The site's still not better, so you should probably go on another one.
+1
 
2007-05-26 20:27:24 220th
 
unless of course you're planning to make another site (I doubt you are, since most people who make good sites are being discouraged by the lack of most voted)
 
2007-05-26 23:08:23 222nd
 
And Top Rated, for that matter.
+1
 
2007-05-27 00:50:01 225th
 
ya i've gotten incredibly lazy so i'm not making any sites, atleast not any time soon. also i've discovered this thing called "outside" thats quite interesting so i may check that out a bit.
 
2007-05-27 20:55:51 234th
 
You'll be back in the winter.
+2
 
2007-05-27 22:06:17 236th
 
You see, that's where being British comes in. Always sh*tty outside.
+3
 
2007-05-29 13:27:19 249th
 
I'm in an igloo. On a raft. In space. That's why I'm always here.
+1
2007-05-26 23:21:25 223rd
 
tl;dr
 
2007-05-26 23:27:33 224th
 
No, just kidding, but I read most of it.
2007-05-27 02:26:04 226th
 
Also, cliff notes... wait no.
2007-05-27 06:58:41 227th
 
Oh the misconception that disabling adblock will do f*ck all for a website. I've seen it a thousand times. Most advertisers pay based on clicks, so if you were never going to click them anyway, why not block em? Why, I think I will, Trebek! Also the ones that would pay for views have a habit of dropping sites that get way more views than clicks (and I mean an exceedingly unbalanced ratio; naturally views would be higher normally). Therefore keep adblock on if you won't click anyway, or disable and click ads
 
2007-05-27 18:08:41 230th
 
Obviously you have a much better idea of how advertisers pay for advertising on my site than I do, maybe I should just hand the whole thing over to you.
+6
2007-05-27 07:16:37 228th
 
just rename this site www.lazytown.com and be done with it
+1
2007-05-27 18:39:04 231st
 
Why don you do this: when a new user makes an account, if his first couple sites unanimously sucked or were in poor taste, kick his *ss out. No doubt itd be hard monitoring this, but all people who are willing to help max in doing this, comment under meh. That's my suggestion anyway. kthxbai
 
2007-05-28 12:01:34 240th
 
yourself included?
+3
 
2007-05-29 17:33:03 255th
 
Everyone's early sites suck. The talented people gain skills as they progress. The untalented, well they still make screenshotmnds.
+1

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