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It's true. Umfuld really doesn't like me. <br /><br />...which is testimony to precisely what a delusional fucktarded tool you are, madDoge. A guy who really doesn't like me, who, for valid reasons, thinks I don't add anything to this website because all I do is fuck around and troll retards (claim against which I would not argue) had to put you in your place to remind you that, despite the fact that I no longer add anything here but trolling bullshit, comment stalking, and obnoxious downvoting, I'm [b]STILL BETTER RESPECTED HERE THAN YOU ARE[/b]. <br /><br />This is not a badge of honor or me bragging. or even something to be the slightest but proud of, as It's like pointing out that I'm less gay than uncircumcised's voice or that I'm not nearly as big of a loser as some guy whose proudest achievement is the number of sites he's posted to a dead website: it's not even the faintest of faint praise. <br /> <br />But still, it's true. You are merely entertainment for the viewing public, like bread & circuses, a dancing monkey, a fucktarded fucktard so fucking retarded that most of us either thought for a long time that you were a joke account whose premise was to make [b]the dumbest comments humanly possible[/b] or that you really are so far down the spectrum that of course you are proud to have graduated from Pratt. You're also just proud to have made it through most of the day without making a boom-boom in your pants. <br /><br />Woo. Go you, you fucking anal fissure of mediocrity.

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With them he<br />is remarkably agreeable."<br />"I do not believe a word of it, my dear. If he had been<br />so very agreeable he would have talked to Mrs. Long. But<br />I can guess how it was; every body says that he is ate up<br />with pride, and I dare say he had heard somehow that Mrs. <br />Long does not keep a carriage, and had come to the ball in<br />a hack chaise."<br /> "I do not mind his not talking to Mrs. Long," said Miss<br />Lucas, "but I wish he had danced with Eliza."<br />"Another time, Lizzy," said her mother, "I would not dance<br />with him, if I were you."<br /> "I believe, Ma'am, I may safely promise you never to dance<br />with him."<br /> "His pride," said Miss Lucas, "does not offend me so much<br />as pride often does, because there is an excuse for it. One cannot wonder that so very fine a young man, with family,<br />fortune, every thing in his favour, should think highly of himself. <br />If I may so express it, he has a right to be proud."<br />"That is very true," replied Elizabeth, "and I could easily<br />forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine."

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"Anyone who claims to make 61,000 is arrogant, clueless, and an idiot."<br /><br />Not following your logic. So someone who makes somewhat above average income and also happens to mention is arrogant, clueless and an idiot?<br /><br />Does the IRS stamp "IDIOT" whenever someone reports $61,000 on their tax return?<br /><br /><br />"Joeyjoejoe probably owns at least five 2007 Honda Civics, so he is richer than you, loser."<br /><br />Oh yeah, sure, that is totally believable. How I can mistake JoeyJoeJoe for anything but a high roller? If that were actually true, that would be hilarious. He would be more obsessive than Milton from Office Space. Besides, mine's an 08' :^)<br /><br /><br />"So now you are saying that you are smarter than an English teacher and a brain surgeon?"<br /><br />Nope. Read more carefully.<br /><br /><br />"Those professions don't even have anything to do with coding websites but now you are acting like you can do any job just because you are a professional level web designer. "<br /><br />Funny, I was actually thinking you were the one who thinks he is an expert at everything. You were telling me about how simple some web design tasks allegedly were, but have I ever done anything like that with you on your professions?<br /><br /><br />"And it's not my fault you made all those comments out in the world..."<br /><br />I proudly stand behind 99.5% of the comments I have made on YTMND. I would say them again.<br /><br /><br />"...and made that site about how good your farts smell"<br /><br />at least one of those comments was fake and photoshopped in. Only a few of the real ones could be interpreted by a reasonable person to be arrogant or pompous (outside of the proper context).

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THIS IS PATHETIC. Let's totally preserve Braxton's "electronic legacy" with his super babble bantering about bullshit that only about 1% of the population finds remotely entertaining. Let's leave up all his links with porn and off color humor so his child can find them online one day and be even more confused about who his father was. After reading his "electronic legacy" he sounds like a person desperately trying to be clever and weird, desperately trying to shock people. So yes! Let's all defend him and bash his ex-wife, because that makes a lot of sense. You should be so proud of yourselves. loosers.<br /><br />What is wrong with you people? So what if you don't like his ex-wife. She has lost her marriage, lost the father of her child, can you find any compassion in your stupid little hearts to just let it be? Or maybe just leave her alone because it is none of your business? Do ANY of you find it a LITTLE weird that someone would be posting these recordings about their ex wife on the internet? Because guess what? It's not normal! It is incredibly passive aggressive and to me shows the characteristics of a spineless coward. <br /><br />This is in incredibly sad thing for both families. I'm sure none of you will take my message to heart. If Braxton is sober in heaven or hell, I'm sure he could see the situation clearly, and wouldn't want it to be like this. <br /><br />Have a nice day.

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hey lickit, say whatever you want about me, but leave LSD out of this. as far as philosophical shortcuts go, it deserves your respect. <br /><br />"i'm proud of the site and even prouder of the low effort that went into actually making it." you may not recall, but i've said before: your comments on other people's sites often point out their structural elements and deride their use of formula. i did the same, and you call it mocking and mean-spirited. and if you haven't made all your mean-spirited and mocking comments in one place, it's only because you spread them out. oh well, so it goes. <br /><br />i really believe that i like you and your sites more than you do. you are one of a handful of users that make this place worth visiting. sorry if you're so insecure that you find my ramblings to be "intellectual" and think they need to be knocked down a peg or two. (i only made the comment about your literacy bc usually you respond with "didn't read") stop confusing your sense of subtlety with cynicism and sarcasm, and you'll be fine.<br /><br />and do i contradict myself? then i contradict myself. ... i contain multitewds. so suck my contradictions, and take it if you're going to dish it out.<br /><br />u mad? nah, we cool.

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i do. but not this one. this is one of a few (maybe ONE other one) sites ive created that does not require some in-depth knowledge into ytmnd or users or specific sites.<br /><br />yes, this joke is stupid. yes, it's yet another star trek TNG edits pop culture reference website. but i have showed this to people not familiar to ytmnd and they not only laughed out loud, they seemed impressed with the editing i did. yeah, call me a whore, but considering i have a career in video/film, the ability to please the average person with dumb media is an important understanding to have. i'm proud of the site and even prouder of the low effort that went into actually making it.<br /><br />this seriously took about 40 minutes to make. even after people are familiarized with AE, they still dont seem to realize the simpliity of duplicating layers, color keying out sections, garbage masking and throwing those layers on top of layers. i'm sure people thought i spent 10 hours in photoshop with the pen tool.

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That's going overboard with the 1's, both yours and mine. May I ask what drove you to that extreme? I +'d your comments btw -- Yeah, that was me. I proud about doing that.

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All these "RAR GO AMERICA" types amuse me. Critically examine your history, and you'll find a thing or two not to be proud of. Do you know what it's called when you don't unconditionally support your state, and give voice to your grievance? DEMOCRACY.

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"To all the downvoters: I was one of the first, if not the first, to do a well done Fad Comp "Cheers to YTMND" which helped inspire and launch most of the other fad comps out there. Just letting you know, you have me to thank. :)" so what? congratulations you have such a hard on for YTMNDs? seriously you say this like it is some sort of accomplishment, or something to be proud of F*CKING OWNED. YOU FAIL AT YTMND. GET OUT.

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"To all the downvoters: I was one of the first, if not the first, to do a well done Fad Comp "Cheers to YTMND" which helped inspire and launch most of the other fad comps out there. Just letting you know, you have me to thank. :)" so what? congratulations you have such a hard on for YTMNDs? seriously you say this like it is some sort of accomplishment, or something to be proud of

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You've got a child now you F*CKING WHORE! Thanks mom! Thanks a lot! You make me feel proud.. and my child hood friends call me Chlamydia Spears! Where do these crackhoes buy their perception of reality? Linsey Lohan, Britney, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton.. Thanks for being role models for America's youth.. Thanks for spreading your dignity all over our my c*ck.

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Hmmm. That is frightening, I however am a proud pagan. Do those that are born out of christianity see the same fate? I understand your need to try and spread the word of christ, that is the duty of christians. But people like me have had many upon MANY problems with christianity, so I converted. Asatru be my religion, Thor and Odin be my masters. This is a well made YTMND, I don't agree with it, but it is very well made. I don't mean to offend you, but I would rather suffer the means than join.

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Man! If YTMND suddently starts becoming a Christian society, it will be thanks to you and Peterguy! You bring the light to thoes without it! Try Newgrounds next, man! And tell me if I can help in some way! You are really great guy! Im really proud the world still has people like you! And you are not spreading good agressivly such as many. Never stop doing it! :)

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Alright. Off the front page after about 17 hours. I'm quite proud of this. Thank you to everyone who voted honestly (Reguardless of upvoter or downvoter) Thank you especialy to the 32 users who added this to their favorites. This has been really fun for me, and I hope this YTMND has been fun for you. If it hasn't been, I'm sorry. Usualy I do try to be a bit more original with my stuff, but I thought this would be a fun project and so it was. RIP Mitch, we miss you.

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OMG!!! The SAME THING happened to me with a crazy chic. She tried for 45 friggin' minutes to sell me high-speed. I'm usually a very calm, easy-going gal, but with that heinous biznatch, I lost it and cussed her out up one side and down the other. Sailors around the world would've been proud. WTF do they teach these people?!?! SCIENTOLOGY???

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if you meant the dj pic as a motif, that's awesomebob's image...guess i forgot to credit it but i do credit it in moheevi.ytmnd.com woops. also do it for da children make me proud boomaga

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well kids, you're already doing me proud, and have made my ytmnd day so much better. this is gonna be a tough contest to judge.