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Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise<br />Louise you used to work so hard<br />No one could compare<br />Always used to build a house<br />They came from everywhere<br />Men would scream<br />The ladies faint<br />The childrens weren't allowed<br />No one on another build could ever draw a crowd<br />That was a long time ago<br />How you keep it up I just don't know<br />Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise, Louise<br />Younger girls keep coming up anxious for a chance<br />They bulb in to college, got degrees in modern dance<br />Things keep getting rougher know<br />Where there once was slip<br />Older teens are getting tired<br />Tassels just don't stick<br />That was a long time ago<br />How you keep it up I just don't know<br />Louise take it all back in town<br />Ain't it a shame<br />You're too old to get around<br />But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"<br />Just can't shake it like you used to do<br />Louise, Louise<br />Louise, ooh<br />It's so very hard<br />Every day snips away<br />Away, away<br /><br />Doug Yule as the Velvet Underground, "Louise" (1973)

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I love high resolution lewd smut, Final Fantasy 7 rendered in 3d ,& Megazeux with it's 8 color graphics but all three of these genres are so incompatible that it comes off as weird . Especially since there are no lava levels in Final Fantasy that look like this and the Asian porn meme it is referencing had him spinning on top of the ninja lady like a helicopter instead of a robotic can spinning in place.

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thanks! it's good to be back making sites again! (I couldn't remember the password to my old account YourTheCoconutMan, though given how things have changed in my life since 2013, Lady in my new username is much more fitting.)

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Lady Snoop Nye

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yes but then he tampted fate by saying "ladies do i have 5 numbers late" and there was defaning silence. Then he was gone

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Ladies and gentlemen I am doing this for my kids

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so obscure even i can't remember that lady's name lol

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i am remember this lady. i kind of felt sorry for her, getting made fun of by the whole country, when it seemed like maybe she had psychological problems...or at least a religious upbringing that did her a disservice

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Ladies love a bit of lime. xD

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It wasn't fake. Some ladies have penis.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what the hell happened to this site.

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almost as good as Lady Gaga ft duke nukem.

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So, basically, you're one of those losers who is soooo fucking Aspie OCD that you can't help ourself but sit around all day doing this shit, huh? Like, you should be on one of those sad fucking TLC shows, like My Weird Addiction, alongside some lady who eats paint and a guy who can't stop shoving his shit back into his anus. You're just that fucking big of a loser.

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he was gay but the ladies loved him.

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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is another clear example of what YTMND used to be.

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Thank you adam, reihino and susan. You guys are scholars and gentlemen and ladies.

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Poor lady (feels)

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before this is over some old lady will be dead

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More likely he just was quoting the Beastie Boys song though. But who knows, perhaps the hypothetical young lady in the previous comment did tell him that, because she is a Beastie Boys fan.

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How so? Perhaps a fine young lady went down on him, and let him know his penis tasted even better than Fruit Stripe Gum. Naturally, he would want to brag about a compliment like that.

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Thanks lady.

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half the war is spent explaining 9/11 and cloud based gaming. humanity loses. the robots were lady gaga the whole time. any remaining survivors must endure mountain dew flavored dorito's and unreliable internet connections. [i]Surviving humans have two choices.[/i] [b]Option 1: FREEDOM[/b] You are on your own, but if you run out of internet, you die. [b]Option 2: SUBMISSION:[/b] join the robots for unlimited reliable internet, live forever, but you'll be enslaved and have to do shit you don't want to dew.

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She's a dried up real estate agent "lady" in a down-market ex-urban town, swaddled in a wardrobe from TJ Maxx, DressBarn, and, on a good day, Marshalls, who sits at the end of the same bar single every night nursing a glass of cheap pink zinfandel, making eyes with every single guy who walks in, hoping, maybe, just tonight, that in will walk a new bloke, someone under 300lbs who either hasn't already fucked her or at least doesn't remember the last time he did.

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A saleswoman is driving through the Reservation toward home when she sees an Indian woman thumbing for a ride on the side of the road. As the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Indian woman gets in.<br /><br />After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat.<br /><br />"What's in the bag?" asks the Indian woman.<br /><br />"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband," says the saleswoman.<br /><br />The Indian lady is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade."

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I'm confused. Are you supposed to be the lady in the white dress while Joel Stokkard is symbolized with the guy who has a head drawn over with green in MS Paint?

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So, Lady Gaggag ripped this off?

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I thought I was clear when I brought up the example of stealing an old lady's purse as a bad form of greed. Maybe not.<br /><br />I would agree that stealing food from those who starve is bad.

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Greed is only moral or immoral when someone lets it turn into aggression against others. Otherwise, it is morally neutral.<br /><br />Greed is just people wanting more stuff for themselves, which everyone does. In fact, it is necessary for survival.<br /><br />The reason why greed is slandered is because of christianity and other religions which want you to submit to them and not follow your own conscious. Socialism, while mostly atheistic, inherited this from xianity. <br /><br />Greed is good when you want some food to survive. It is bad when you want to steal an old lady's purse.

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The story so far:<br /><br />I was hanging out in an abortion clinic looking for free candy when I noticed that some friendly looking women with signs were gathered outside. I approached them casually and asked if they had any free candy. None of them had any free candy, so I asked why they were outside to begin with. They stated their business and I came to the conclusion they were LEGIT. But after standing around in awkward silence for 5 minutes, I decided to ask, "If you're all Pro-Life then why do choosy moms choose Jif?"<br /><br />These pack of cool cats turned wild and angry on me and started screaming about Jesus and peanut butter. Then one lady got carried away and stabbed me in the chest with her picket sign. I fell to the ground, WHAM! So there I was, stuck laying on my back in pain with a bloody chest gasping for air. The lady who stabbed me then pulled down her grey yogurt parfait stained sweatpants and squatted over me in the shitting position. I gazed upon her spread open cheeks which revealed a pulsating anus. All I could do was close my eyes and wait for what was to come. <br /><br />That's when she put the boom boom into my heart.

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Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2014. How's the family, etc etc.