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Classic YTMND user with no alts here OP. I've had the same username/handle since 1998 56k AOL AIM. Universal across platforms that lead directly to me. Don't need to be Columbo. Oh, and just one more thing...<br /><br />3, meh.<br /><br />P.s. good talk

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I find it so sad that lots of users on YTMND who wish for good users to be banned (or have accounts deleted) don't even have much respect for the KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology.<br /><br />here's a list of KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology:<br /><br />Ray Dolby<br /><br />Tom Dolby , Ray's son<br /><br />Thomas Dolby, not the same as Ray's son, but he blinded us with science<br /><br />Suzanne Vega, singer/songwriter, mother of the MP3<br /><br />Karlheinz Branderburg, developed the MP3 file format using the sample of Vega's song Tom's Diner<br /><br />Steve Wozniak, founder of Apple<br /><br />George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm, and partially responsible for developing THX<br /><br />Amar Bose (founder of Bose)....<br /><br />and what do ya know, I read this Wikipedia article...<br /><br />https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bose<br /><br />and I see that Bose's founder Amar Bose died one day after Suzanne Vega's 54th birthday! who knew so many coincidences would occur, 1977 was not only the year that Three's Company debuted on TV, but the same year that Saturday Night Fever was first shown in Theaters. And Studio 54 was the famous club that Disco music was known to be played in during the 1970s. July 11th was Vega's birthday, and 7 x 11 = 77, 1977, the year I'm talking about. And well, if Amar Bose were to live longer in 2013, he would have been 84 years old that year, and 1984 was a big year for events too, the Macintosh, Three's Company ends it's run, Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, Prince's Purple Rain.<br /><br />Another interesting thing about 1977, the year that the first Star Wars movie got released, produced by George Lucas, the founder of THX,<br /><br />his name is George Luka, he lives on the second floor!

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now, lets examine these:<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=susie&sw=f&am<br />p;exact=false<br /><br />seems like the name Susie dropped in popularity before somebody added Q after the name, or maybe the invention of the phonograph lead to this name to drop in popularity.<br /><br />let's also examine this:<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=thomas&sw=m&am<br />p;exact=false<br /><br />seems like the name Thomas spiked in popularity after Leonard Cohen's birth, but then it seemed to drop in popularity when FM radio was first invented.<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=tom&sw=m&a<br />mp;exact=false<br /><br />and it look like the name Tom also took a NOSEDIVE in popularity after Leonard Cohen released his Suzanne song.<br /><br />well, I see lots of reasons why the names Tom, and Susan(ne) go HAND IN HAND!<br /><br />I mean, the Gutmans in the move What About Bob? Mr. Gutman was portrayed by somebody named Tom, and Mrs. Gutman was portrayed by somebody named Susan, top this off with highway 711 going through Smith Moutain Lake Virginia, which was the actual location for filming used to portray Lake Winnipesaukee.<br /><br />I think that taking the time to read my comments is INTENSE PSYCHO THERAPY for some users who are against me on YTMND.<br /><br />7 Eleven is codeword for CONVENIENCE, seeing as "mother of the MP3" was born on the same day as "free slurpee day", and thats why I feel there's something therapeutic about this who Suzanne experience on YTMND when talking about some connections that the movie What About Bob has to all this.

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Now pilleater is #1 on UP AND COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I ROOT FOR THIS USER TO SAVE YTMND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />pilleater is a Suzanne activist, so she shall become PRINCESS and tell users that max will charge them $1,000 a month for membership if they don't join the fucking Suzanne movement!<br /><br />sometimes we need sites that talk about mary jane to make it SUPREMO!

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im so cool watch me talk down to ths newb ytmnd user haha im still the best there is i read nietche.

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lol 05 gayboy user talks to a new wave user lol

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Because I somentimes dislike the actions, content and comments of certain users to the point where I might selectively punnish them more frequently than I would someone I like who might break the same rules.<br /><br />I try to be as fair and honest as I can, but I recognize that I can't always be because I'm a little judgmental at times.<br /><br />Sometimes I catch it and correct it. Like I used to give PDE a hard time because I didn't like that how he talked over his sites. Later I realized I was just being a twat and stopped.<br /><br />I think the best way for me to avoid passing judgment prematurely is to not have any power over anyone.

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i will rap out out of the room asshole, speak with some passion instead of speaking with your ass, if love is wisdom then all this hate is stupid, why bother knocking people when you can simply show by example and out shine them, you guys hate on ytmnd users i defend them, i even stood behind gr33nscr33n cause despite the user was making people angry you got to admit was pretty petty and get as hateful as some people have been was walking on him same as trolls have done to any other, i am speaking from experience of the city in terms that wanna-be ghetto extends far beyond black people to things even nutter like packs of Irish and Asians doing ti-chi, shut up? good lord why don't you speak your mind let the world know what you got to say... cause in just talking smack honestly just make yourself sound stupid, show world you got a gift that extends beyond 2 sentence mindless come backs

Everyone has their opinions about Lego, fourest, and fearcondom (who has been gone for I don't know how long), but when it comes down to it, they post decent material, quality stuff you probably wouldn't find too easily on other websites. <br /><br />Something quirky about a particular topic:<br />[site hossenfeffer:site]<br /><br />Film and gaming:<br />[site confident:site]<br /><br />Something completely bizarre:<br />[site rainbowremix:site]<br /><br />Someone who knows nothing about YTMND, who happens to have any of the above be the first site they ever see, is likely to continue to click other YTMNDs. If they are unfortunate enough to pick one of your WTC7 gifs with a misleading title, they'll think this site is run by fucking retarded conspiracy theorists and never come back. The up and coming isn't perfect, but there's a much better chance that something good is there, more so than the recently created. <br /><br />I shouldn't be one to talk about great content, as I'm no expert YTMND maker, but I'm not gonna stay quiet when a jealous lizard with zero site making skills is trashing users who clearly excel in making YTMNDs. <br /><br />The old layouts are dated. The current one is fine, other than the placement issues I mentioned above.

I'm just curious: how many moderators does YTMND have that are active, if any?<br /><br />There's no doubt that the community's quality has gone down. From any perspective if it's not x user who thinks x user(s) are the problem, it's the other way around. People have different tastes and different ideas as to what YTMND should be, so it seems to me the most effective way to make the community better is simply to reduce redundant banter and argumentative users who are pricks on a daily or near daily basis - this is a small group of people, among a not so large group of total active users.<br /><br />Of course, what constitutes someone being a prick is also a variable. Long, recurring troll discussions between two or more who always go at it as being one that most people would agree on. I'm sure there are rules that cover a portion of this sort of thing and that's led to some of the more volatile, non-contributing members (who need not be named) being comment banned, account banned, possibly IP banned (if that has been done). Then of course there's the very obvious moon crew shit which personally seems to have dwindled, however it seems for anyone who posts a generic moon crew site, an IP ban is in order.<br /><br />I'm not sure how the site will evolve from this point, but I know that behavior has been a detracting factor firsthand from various users (mik3m, comradvolk and myself just to name a few). The back and forth thing is an obvious byproduct of all this, and I'm not talking about YTMND transients like Umfuld who actually makes sites, says things in jest and is at best grumpy from time to time, more so those who seek to start shit. On occasion, this place is sometimes comparable to 4chan.<br /> <br />So with all that said, would it be in the best interest of YTMND to give well-behaved, legacy members who are still active possible moderator jobs? People like Ochobobo come to mind. Many might decline it but I'd assume some would be happy to take the position.

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I don't know if I would describe myself like this. Yes, I have a college degree, but I am talking about people with masters degrees and other more advanced things.<br /><br />I also don't really consider most ytmnd users to be inferior unless they are really egregiously stupid or obnoxious. I only know a good amount of information on a handful of them anyway, so I don't have too much basis for judging.

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so the joke is that ytmnd users insist they are funny but they are wrong. they are not funny. or, it could mean that ytmnd is funny to a ytmnd user, but when someone who is not familiar with ytmnd watches a site joke, they don't understand it so it's not funny to them. Whoopi Goldberg (Goldberg!) represents ytmnd. data the android represents a normal person because like a normal person, data is not familiar with Goldberg's jokes (see what i did there?).<br /><br />congratulations. now lets talk about you.<br />you made the site, the ytmnd home site, and you thought it was funny. you were like Whoopi Goldberg (Goldberg!). now, i'm like data because i don't find your whore ass funny. i don't find your tied up penis funny. i don't like the way your dick stinks.

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are there enough ytmnd users old enough to understand that reference? btw, I know what you are talking about and it was used in one of my favorite movies as a kid

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Dude fucked up big time! An Asian wielding a ketchup bottle?! Talk to [user Pohandle:profile] if you think I am joking...

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DAMNIT UMFULD YOUR NOT COMMENTING AS MUCH PLEASE MAKE MORE COMMENTS! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK! <br /><br />THE INTERNET IS SO BORING WITHOUT YOU AND GREENSCREEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF JUDGE JOE BROWN ON YTMND. I PICKED JJB BC HE PUTS HIS BITCHES IN PLACE SO DOES JUDGE JUDY SHES AWESOME! <br /><br />You need to find the following ytmnd users guilty<br /><br />Nisa - alts, acting delusional, being a vexing user<br />Darthwang, PDE, related users - whatever you feel they need to be hit with (Sorry guys i like you guys it's just I love watching umfuld and g/s talk s***<br />Jimmm - For being an obsessed queer! (jimmm i think your cool too)<br />Kassius, KeatonKeaton999, related users - Using their reputations as featured users to post whatever quality and then expect their sites to be 5'd just for their username - FUCK THAT SHIT

If YTMND wants to get better, it needs moderation. Full stop. There are a few things that could be tried:<br /><br />1. [b]Get some fucking moderators.[/b] There are some good people that actually waste their free time here and would be fine curators of the site. I know you said not to ask about moderators, max, but you know what? I'm asking. This place needs them. Sorry, but you can't just wish away trolls. <br /><br />[i]max, you've talked about making this site "self-moderated" but I think it would actually be easier on you to delegate the responsibility to others. If you still have some ambition to implement self-regulating mechanics on this site:[/i]<br /><br />2. Add an algorithm to the voting system so that users who tend to "5" or "1" everything gets their votes "down-weighted" over time. Your 10,000th "1" vote isn't as much of a downvote as the first. It wouldn't just be a simple count of "number of 1-votes"; it would compare number of 1-votes to number of total votes and analyze the user's vote spread to determine if someone is a "downvoter" or "upvoter" or someone that only votes "1" or "5". <br /><br /><br />3. Restrict the voting privileges of new users. Voting should be more of an earned privilege, and less of a lazy entitlement. If new accounts couldn't vote, it would also remove the incentive to create alt accounts.<br /><br />4. New users can be "fast-tracked" to voting privileges by contributing to the site. The best way would be to have a new user "vouched" by an older user, but you could also set up something that analyzed a user's sites and comments and measured it against some criterion (maybe something like how Featured Users worked). Moderators could also decide to promote an account.

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[i]oh i see! now your playing dumb! if someone loves pixel art, then there has to be some deep rooted love for (japanese) rpg games. to act like it was a strange question is avoiding true intentions, you are trying to believe if rpgs never existed, conforming yourself as an average (cool?) person. this is a prejudice and escapist way of thinking. many users on ytmnd talk about video games and upvote sites because of video game references. to simply made this site as 'art' is a joke upside-down.[/i]

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i am the only user that use that chat, blame me.<br /><br />santabotai wants to talk faster than pm so robot is the solution.<br /><br /><br />farkle, letsago or whatever dosent talk ther.<br />...check out my hentai uploads at<br />brown.booru.org

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Anon0830: u will be banned<br />Anon0830: not me<br />Anon0830: im a good user<br />Anon0830: im make good sites<br />Anon0830: 1:33<br />Anon0830: on rollergirl<br />SantabotAI: why do u say i will be banned?<br />Anon0830: idk<br />Anon0830: u want to be banned<br />Anon0830: u delete files<br />SantabotAI: no i dont<br />Anon0830: lol<br />SantabotAI: in school<br />SantabotAI: lol<br />Anon0830: on ytmnd too<br />SantabotAI: i almost got busted<br />SantabotAI: no?<br />SantabotAI: dreamkilla is talking to people on the dark web about hacking ytmnd<br />Anon0830: make a santabot site about rollergirl<br />SantabotAI: hold on<br />Anon0830: well good for u<br />Anon0830: make a santbot site about<br />Anon0830: OK AMP LET ME OUT<br />Anon0830: that song ruled too<br />SantabotAI: what auido do i use<br />SantabotAI: the song really doenst appeal to me<br />Anon0830: PICACHU<br />SantabotAI: pINGaschu<br /><br />__________________________<br />[b]That's just a preview to some of their conversations.[/b]

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LOL UR TALKING TOO XD<br /><br />WOW ALOT OF USER THESE DAYS ARE MAKING MIRCOPHONETMNDS<br /><br />IT WILL TURN OUT SOON BECUASE I WILL MAKE ONE NEXT XDDD<br /><br />BUT LOL I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO DO IT:<br />http://humorstealing.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />LOL NOW EVERYONE IS DOING IT AGAIN XDD<br /><br />XDD<br />XDD<br />XD<br />XD<br /><br /><br />XD<br /><br />LOL

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The reason we have survived this long is because we have not abandoned this site. The reason users are noticing a large amount of Moon Man sites is do the simple fact that less and less non-Crew YTMND users are making sites. The fact of the matter is that while many users have come and gone from this site, treating the site itself as some sort of "fad", we, the Moon Crew, have stayed. We have existed during YTMND's golden age and will we continue to exist on YTMND despite its current decrease in traffic and fame.<br /><br />Every once in awhile an ancient dinosaur user, such as yourself mik3m, decides to check up on that YTMND site they used to visit in their younger days and complain about its current state. Of course, they often gloss over the fact that it was they who left the site, and not the site that left them. They come here, make a few sites that "expose" facts that every current user already knows, and try to present themselves as some sort of enlightened liberator that will change everything. However, that will not happen. The existence of the Moon Crew forums has not only been common knowledge on YTMND, it has also been advertised by the Moon Crew itself.<br /><br />I can agree with you on the fact the guestbook YTMND was awful. It seems many users only come here to attempt to draw attention to themselves, and when their shitty sites are not flooded with 5's they feel bad and leave. However, other than the guestbook part this entire YTMND of yours was just one big rant by you talking about how types of sites you do not like should not be allowed. YTMND does not revolve around you, mik3m.

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[b]MIK3M'S COMPREHENSIVE EXPLANATION OF WHY MY SITES ARE GOOD AND DARTHWANGS ARE NOT[/b]<br /><br />Subject: DarthWang<br />Status: Making cookie cutter sites with little to no originality.<br /><br />Some classic examples include<br />[i]- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made[/i]<br /><br />As we can see in these fine exampled, DarthWang takes one fad, or one existing [b]YTMND[/b], and simply inserts another.<br /><br />You see, [i]DarthWang[/i] plays with [b]Lincoln Logs[/b], whereas I play with Legos. He uses the same preexisting single colored boring pieces, and takes one how-to-build instruction manual, BUT WAIT, he changes one of the steps, to make it just [i]THAT[/i] much different.<br /><br />[i]Ooooohhhhhhh who gives a shit[/i]<br /><br />But me, hold on, hold the fucking phone, we got a [i]caller on the line here.[/i]<br /><br />[i]I do my own fucking thing.[/i]<br /><br />Argue as you may choose to, that I make shit, but I make my [i]own shit[/i].<br /><br />[b]Here is where you would argue that the songs I use in my mashups I didn't make, and the images I didn't draw myself, or I wasn't actually samtron recording a video of myself talking about earthbound.[/b]<br /><br />And I would argue that is the premise of [b]YTMND[/b], to use other assets to create new things.<br /><br />[i]DarthWangs[/i] problem is that he doesn't just [i]steal jokes and images[/i], he has to steal their context.<br /><br />Yes, when he creates something he can't even figure out how to put two and two together in an original way, he has to take a piece from the puzzle and just put another piece in.<br /><br />[i]Wow! It's like that other joke, but, like, slightly different![/i] ~ 2012 shitty users ruining the front page<br /><br />[i]My sites are better.[/i]<br /><br />I make my own shit.<br /><br />[b]Get a job.[/b]<br /><br />[i]Stop having your 16 year old moonman fans make you feel like you're popular.[/i]<br /><br />[u]And, most importantly:[/u]<br /><br />[b]Go 5 my sites.[/b]

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You made this YTMND because you want [user Nyeusigrube:profile] to be your online girlfriend. I should know, because I overheard you talking about it to my entire family when I was in the other room slowing my roll.

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A PART OF A MESSAGE PMING WITH BEATINGOFFADEADHORSE:<br /><br /><br />i'm currently a satanist now. i tried avoiding that whole previous issue after that and pretened i was just an average ytmnd user like everyone else.<br /><br />i know the girl issue might scare a few, but i want to be honest.<br />...i am a girl inside. i was always<br /><br /><br />like, i don't want to be gay, since i will still be a guy, i really want to take this to a new level.<br /><br />i want a sex change.<br /><br />see my preview image for my recent site? thats me cosplaying as bulleta from vampire savior.<br />i really admire her. she is really the perfect girl image. all my persoanlity is in her.<br />next to her is leona from kof, but i noone can relate to me on that level becuase she so deep (i really love her)<br />so bulleta is a great leader for my girl persona. i want to start acting like a girl now. i will even drop being a satantist to be one (maybe i can be both). just pretend the previous stuff never happened and start to repect me now for who i really am deep down inside.<br /><br /><br />a girl :)<br /><br /><br />...so now thats off my chest (breast i mean lol) why am i talking to such an immature boy?? >_<

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lets show max we are a community! we know minecraft.ytmnd.net is our future! playing minecraft increases site making and creativity. the best sites are made when users talk to each while playing a game than on some 20 minute chat. minecraft shows the avatar of the user! LETS SAVE MINECRAFT.YTMND.NET! PM OR SEND AN EMAIL TO MAX NOW FOR THE MAP!

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i'm only voting 5 because i always automatically vote 5 on a "self-titled" site..<br /><br />for example:<br />pilleater.ytmnd.com<br /><br />that site represents you as a ytmnd user - this is who you are, like i am a manifestation of Dr.Mario.<br />...as for the message your trying to push, i'm not falling for it simply that i do not believe in guilt. <br />there will always be people enjoying violence, it's in history, it's normal. sure blacks were lynch, and today jews kill palestinians because they hate them, while we hypocritically feel guilt for the holocaust which then pushes the ADL to support israel, which supports destroying palestine. i'm pretty sure israelis are having a wonderful time blowing up children parks in gaza, and killing innocent film directors (james miller). people say holocaust deniers are anti-semitic, there only talking about the fringe kind so you can keep supporting israel. to deny the holocaust is to break the taboo which the current war in the middle east feeds off of. i never think about the holocaust because i don't believe in guilt. are you taking this whole moonman to an extreme? do you believe in "utopia" and left-wing ideas? do you want to give more than what you have? are you only concern with race because it is something a minority can have and you cannot because you feel you are white? <br /><br />...this is a humor site. cheer up.

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To Whom It Concerns (/still gives a shit in this day and age):<br /><br />1. The word "whom," although ostensibly the objective form of "who," should really be reserved for butlers alone.<br />B. My last ATE sites are currently my lowest rated sites. I doubt this is an accurate reflection of my site-making and more likely the result of having accidentally offended some sensitive user with too much time/alts on their hands.<br />%. Whereas I don't make sites for ratings, I've no need to talk to uninterested parties.<br />Four. See ya.

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one user posting a series of sites (only [b]5[/b] so far...) is not a fad.<br />not at all.<br />not by any sense of the term "fad."<br />if you were to buy 3 more pink and purple polka dot shirts and decided to wear them all 5 days of your 8th grade school week, nobody would ever look back and talk about that ugly, tasteless fad.<br />nobody would do that because it was not a fad.<br />it was just one of many awful peaks found scattered throughout your lifetime, products of your social/creative retardation.<br />why are all you people so desperate to establish shitty fads? it's funny to watch you all fail at group think. you don't know how to think and coordinate anything and it's funny.

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You didn't understand what we were talking about then and you still don't seem to. You have no reason to apologize though.<br /><br />I was talking about how IE8 doesn't support access control headers (as described https://developer.mozilla.org/en/HTTP_access_control), but every other modern browser does (including IE9), this has nothing to do with the server-side user authentication you seem to be talking about.

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you should have titled it "look at this 1/4-assed attempt at a 'look at that hat' demented clone."<br /><br />it's not even animated. the site maker could have found some little creative way to make it interesting. yet the site maker did not. the site maker gets the prize for hangyest foreskin on a tiny fatman's blue-from-the-cold cock. it is black at the tip and is littered with scars and rock-hard pimples. it has never been inside a mouth. it has penetrated one pussy and it came before it could pull back from the first thrust.<br /><br />i would have made "look at that cock," with a chubby boy unsheathing and re-sheathing his foreskin as he directly faces the camera. i might slow down the footage. i might use that teenage-existential-crisis song from American Beauty, speeding it up a touch, throwing in some severe static, rendering the song nearly unidentifiable. i might narrate with my own voice and i'd see how fast i can make myself talk, eventually losing control into free form rambling, then gibberish, then the noise i make when i stand in the shower and cum with four fingers in my ass. the whole thing would be so manic as to instantly induce anxiety attacks in all you homophobic pieces of uncultured precums.<br /><br />[i]YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET-AS-CORN-POOP TORTURED NIPPLES ON THIS[/i]<br /><br />this site maker is lucky to have received a three star vote from [b]ME[/b],<br /><br />[b]ME[/b] the most intelligent user left on YTMND<br />[b]ME[/b] the funniest user left on YTMND<br />[b]ME[/b] the best looking person any of you will ever interact with, on and off the internet<br />[b]ME[/b] a shining, solid silver railroad spike in a bucket of broken, rusty nails<br />[b]ME[/b] a friend who will never have you<br />[b]ME[/b] a person your parents, nay, your grandparents look up to<br />[b]ME[/b] lickitwellhiem<br /><br />[i]me[/i]<br />[i]lickitwellhiem[/i]