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wh04 how is it i'm not just not the only, but one of serveral ytmnd users who remembers and loves that site? i mean i loved it so much i've told mattdh12 how much it makes me want to "stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick ma diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick" in his dh-asshole

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awesome! <br /><br /><br />come on farkle you know you love it

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love it

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LOL the way you make your sites is like your signature thing. you know? its like all upbeat and shit and sound edits and random ass gifs and barack obama is a skateboard ya lol i love it keep it up.

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I LOVE MARIO MAKES A SANDWICH TOO! IT'S THAT SITE WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO STIIIIIIIIIIIICK MA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK IN MATTDH12'S "CUNT"!

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OMG ITS MATTDH12 IM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH YOU AS I SAID IN A PM I JUST WANNA STICK MA DICK IN YA and my favorite site is "Mario makes a sandwhich" you made in late August 2008. but this was so mattdh12ish i loved it so fuckin much

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its so dramatic i love it

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Another two years and still love it!

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lol loved this, dont know why, but fuck it that explains most YTMND sites i like

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I used to love that game, then things got boring, TBC was the pinnacle of it all.

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i love the confederacy cuz its like its racist but its not lol

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1. i have nothing against teh homoz<br />2. i was asking if he (the fox) might have been ghey <br />3.the site he accused me of making was gfox.com, a real shittyy designed site with some guy's wristwatch. i've seen the site since and it changed up<br />4. you're so funny fc i love your NEDM sites!

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5'd before it loaded just because I read the sound origin. Thank you for putting this lovely song to a fitting image.

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i see someone using you and umfuld's -10 sctript again, but hey man you might wanna be careful because you're mom might have a sequel with Santabot! and moon man "Gr33nscr33n's Mom'sexxxxxxxx tape Part 2" that could end up A Supreme Court resulting in in a ruling that rape doesn't count if she loves it. And she really seemed to be diggin it in the first one

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DAMNIT UMFULD YOUR NOT COMMENTING AS MUCH PLEASE MAKE MORE COMMENTS! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK! <br /><br />THE INTERNET IS SO BORING WITHOUT YOU AND GREENSCREEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF JUDGE JOE BROWN ON YTMND. I PICKED JJB BC HE PUTS HIS BITCHES IN PLACE SO DOES JUDGE JUDY SHES AWESOME! <br /><br />You need to find the following ytmnd users guilty<br /><br />Nisa - alts, acting delusional, being a vexing user<br />Darthwang, PDE, related users - whatever you feel they need to be hit with (Sorry guys i like you guys it's just I love watching umfuld and g/s talk s***<br />Jimmm - For being an obsessed queer! (jimmm i think your cool too)<br />Kassius, KeatonKeaton999, related users - Using their reputations as featured users to post whatever quality and then expect their sites to be 5'd just for their username - FUCK THAT SHIT

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Not me. It simply fit my "Goblin King" theme. Although I'll admit, I did find it amusing.<br /><br />As for Electric Wizard, fuck yeah stoner metal. I'm listening to The Sword [i]Apocryphon[/i]. My love of driving riffs and decades of smoking spliffs has made me into the perfect connoisseur of stoner rock.<br /><br />Just out of curiosity, did you take your new username from the Elf Power song?

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I love when I discover that I've already 5'd something pre-anticipating me re-discovering its brilliance

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whatever it is I fuckin love it! Santabot!

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Ok, so maybe it's not one guy. Let us say it is ten, or even 20 guys who make shitty sites on purpose and group upvote each other's work.<br /><br />My point is, do you think that is enough to bring down a big website in terms of fame? That seems to be what you are arguing from my vantage point.<br /><br />I mean, I have seen various websites come and go over the years. Same thing with internet memes. What I am suggesting is that a group of clowns may not really have that much to do with something that might have happened anyway.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I love YTMND. Would not try to trash it.

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I love it

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Love it for what it is. And ?.

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He was seeing a different side of Hermione. She was self-assured and sexy. While he knew that she wasn’t a virgin, her knowing hands were still a surprise to him. She caressed him lovingly, taking her time with him. She’d been dreaming of this for a long time, and she didn’t want to ruin things by rushing through it. After all, once Harry realized what he was doing and whom he was doing it with, he’d probably want to stop. She was going to take everything she could get from him, while she could get it. When her warm mouth wrapped around his erection, he cried out. He grabbed handfuls of her hair, losing himself in the sensation of her tongue caressing his sensitive skin. She licked and teased until he was almost to the point of release, then stopped abruptly. When she lifted her head, he lunged forward and grabbed her, quickly rolling her to her back and straddling her. He kissed her wildly, and was vaguely aware of her fingernails scraping against his back. He kissed his way down her neck, across her collarbone, and down to her breasts. When he capture a nipple between his lips, she gasped and arched her back. He moved to lave the other nipple with his tongue, and let his hand slide down her side. When it reached the outside of her thigh, he stopped. Slowly and deliberately, he trailed his hand across the top of her thigh, then on her inner thigh. She parted her legs slightly to give him better access, and he slipped his hand over the mound of soft curls there. She moaned.

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Hermione moaned more frequently now, her pitch becoming higher, her breathing more fevered. With that ancient knowledge, Harry pulled and thrust again, sending an explosion coursing through them with each push. They were melting together, their ecstasy rising like steam from their moving bodies and their lips pressed firmly together, their bodies connecting fully. Moving, shaking, riding together, their hips gyrating together, they kissed and licked and longed and forgot the world. Fire blazed through their necks, wracking their brains with pleasure, losing themselves in it, becoming part of it. A tide of feeling and awe and rising, rising, and falling, they moved and thrust and ached, ached they pushed into each other. Harry kissed Hermione’s neck and exquisite pleasure rose from her mouth in sound and steam as he pushed into her faster, faster, picking up speed, bucking and jumping, their hips crashing, ebbing and flowing like the tide, the feeling breaking onto the shores of their selves, eroding more and more the barriers that separate them. Fevered, feverish thrusting, pumping, losing, gaining, gaining greater speed, moaning, yelling, screaming out into the forgotten world, into the unseen void, their boiling, rising greatness. Hearts pounding, bodies pounding into themselves, the racking pulsing beat of their love, lovemaking unbelievable sensation of themselves, giving, giving of themselves. Reaching, reaching for it, building, falling, falling away, almost there. Grinding, pushing pulling legs arms jumbled into hot, wet flesh, hair flinging sweaty, mouths clinging tongues churning, yes. Oh, yes, almost there. Screaming, screaming, taste of a neck, scent of their heat, yes. Lost in it all, consuming, burning, hot, hot, yes. There, almost, there, feeling muscles contract, squeezing, licking flames, rise rise, rise!

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I love the totally unnecessary description for the sound.<br />"It's a stock .wav file of a chicken clucking, to add to the atmosphere of the page."

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What is this from? where is it from? i must see this!<br />i LOVED the Ghostbusters toys as a kid and i still love them now!

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Love it!

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Harry nodded once and rolled off of her, making her feel bereft for a moment. He undressed quickly and slid back on top of her, skin against skin. Hermione arched against him, a wordless plea. He slid into her in one long stroke, burying himself to the hilt within her. Her hips undulated against him as she moaned her pleasure at the joining of their bodies. Pulling out and pushing back in once more, he could feel Hermione start to shiver, a sure sign of her climax approaching. 'She must have been very close when I interrupted her,' he thought to himself. Moving within her again, he wasn't surprised to feel her climax hit her within a few more strokes. Watching her face, feeling her body contract around his, it was a surprise that his heart didn't have to be broken in two to hold all the love he felt for the woman beneath him. Groaning, he moved swiftly within her, rebuilding the fire her climax had just banked. Her eyes widened as she felt her body respond so quickly to his movements - not in shock, but in pure pleasure with a touch of wonderment. This time, they both felt their climaxes hit at the same time. Shouting each other's names, they drifted back to earth nestled in the other's arms. (Oh, and 5 because Fourest fucking rules, a big reason I still come to YTMND. I can't stop listening to Uptown Marv)

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Damn it, Chawa, I loved your part at the end where you just criticize this pedo shit. You preach, brah. Never stop believin' in dat PSTriple.

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ELAINE: I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.<br /><br />JERRY: (Gives Elaine a look) No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.<br /><br />GEORGE: (Talking about his would-be apartment) You could fit 15 people in that bathroom..<br /><br />ELAINE: I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.<br /><br />JERRY: (Sarcastic) Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.<br /><br />KRAMER: (Like a teacher) The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. (Makes a clicking sound with his tongue)<br /><br />(Everyone's taken back by Kramer's knowledge)

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LOVE IT