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An old man dies, fair trade. Quality morals for the whole family.

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Stapler jokes are literally 7 years old. 7. Get some new jokes man.

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Old Man Parker Masturbates.

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actually, if you really want to get down and dirty, you need to think about what texts we're looking at here. if you're reading the King James bible, you're reading a text that was translated from ancient Aramaic. as far as my understanding goes, Aramaic was a language not like our modern English. Aramaic was more like a way of transcribing actual speech. it (apparently, citations needed lol) was comprised of character groupings that meant different things depending on how they were arranged. the Aramaic word for God, or Father, was a grouping of three characters, which can be more accurately translated to English as something like "off planet (1), celestial, of the stars (2), parent (3)" with no association with sex (male or female). Kind James and his translators were the ones who made it all about Father, male, and the image of an old man sitting up in the clouds. just an example of how the King James translation was tailored to depict a very specific universe.

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annoying music, sounds like someone slurping chicken. And everyone ~knows, kids steal their old mans playboys.

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Umfuld Johnson ‏@Umfuld 6 Sep<br /><br />Why as a man in my 40s should I have to prove I'm not 17 years old when buying cigs? Because your child breaks the law? Oh, makes sense.

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^ A few things. I understand why people, including yourself may feel this way about him. This is not a new thing. I have known people would feel this way since I first heard of him back in 2010. But this is more for conspiracy theory stuff than religion.<br /><br />But religious fundamentalism is kind of normal in the states (but not like it used to be), especially if west of the Hudson river. I remember hearing various times from people like Dawkins, Hitchens and various psychologists how people become strongly religious is through childhood fear and indoctrination. Then as adults, peoples defense mechanisms<br /><br />For example, I think we can both agree that a 5 year old has less ability to know a claim about an eternal hot scary place is nonsense than a 20 year old does (assuming they both are hearing it for the first time).<br /><br />After that 5 year old hears the claim from those he/she loves and trusts, the instincts of that child is to follow and believe. It is an evolutionary survival mechanism. They want to believe their parents are good and rational people. In the young child's mind, what the parents say is correct by default (unless of course the child feels extremely inconvenienced, like when mommy takes away the chocolate bar).<br /><br />As for bigotry, uncircumcised is probably not a whole lot more bigoted than your typical american west of the Hudson. I don't think he takes moon man seriously and I only think he is just following the herd, or what the herd says is THE holy book about homosexuality. People, espeically adults have a herdlike mentality typically related to the "what to think" rather than "how to think" mentality of parents, politicians, bureaucrats and schools.<br /><br />Because of this, they are very slow in accepting new evidence, especially that which contradicts things they have been previously taught. It is even worse if you spent years of your life wasted fighting for an unjust cause.

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"I guess i'm the romantic type because i'd prefer to fuck a meth encrusted fish in the mouth after raping a 15 year old girl in Mr. Nelson's math class, than making about a hundred gifs of pilleater and moon man and some retarded fucking Krabs having buttsex on the internet."<br /> <br />y'up, that's you in a nutshell.

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"I suppose his political views are liberal socialism favoring One World Government"<br /><br />The first part, probably. The 'favoring One World Government' is probably only favored by the most powerful and corrupt members of the establishment.<br /><br />"how is he a descent guy, if all he post post are these ear rape sites "<br /><br />pretty ironic and hypocritical, considering how much you like and make moon man sites. Just admit that you are both a couple of prankster trolls that want to get others going and get off your high horse.<br /><br />"i'd also like to throw in that he is a porn addict. "<br /><br />how would you know and so what? unless we are talking about child porn, there is nothing wrong with it, contrary to what demented religious old farts say<br /><br />"overall he is a monumental loser."<br /><br />He works in the music industry and is going for his Master's Degree. He is also self supporting and is a performing musician. I personally filmed one of his performances. How about yourself?

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It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?

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here we see an old man on ytmnd 24/7<br /><br />dun dun dun

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you know what is so sad lax-boy? whenever i'm on ytmnd I have to make sure my volume is turned down below 10/100. I don't do that anywhere else, because I don't need too.<br /><br /><br />So why do I do this? Because of you. You think you're sooooooooo funny, clever, and witty with your repetitive ear rape bullshit. <br /><br />And what's pathetic is you are in your 30's and you do this all the time, it never gets old to you. But what your obviously ass pie induced mind doesn't grasp is that there are other users here. And it would be one thing if the layout on the home page had the username by the site so we could know off the bat who made it. but no. Umfuld has every right to call you out and what's more insane than everything is why you bash the moon crew and other users for killing ytmnd. <br /><br />Gotta love how you play on this site. You are jovst like Rush Limbaugh, the man who bashed stoners and then was indicted for doctorshopping narcotic pain killers.

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(nsfw) Moon Man replaces your coffee creamer with a ten year old bottle of scotch.<br /><br />wait...

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Bill Cosby is sexually aroused by Pokemon. He is a very disturbed old man.

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is it 2006 again<br /><br />man i miss the good old days :/

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I have a soft spot for dead mediums too. Sometimes I wonder why I still keep coming here to sift through the wreckage of uninspired Moon Man and Kacen sites. Then I find cool old sites like this and it makes it okay.

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Kinesthetiac puts pictures of himself from an old scrapbook on you're the man now dog dot com.<br /><br />Top lel.

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I feel like an old man.

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at 45+ year old man who cares about pokemon. well, you see something everyday

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You don't contribute anything that we could just easily look up with a simple click on Youtube. You have lolhomosex with Moon Man/Racism because you are easily 13 year old retards with no sense of standards. Believe me, I was once that kid too, albeit I wasn't as dense/mentally ill as you guys were, but I quickly grew out of that and started to enjoy a side of ytmnd that I ignored from the beginning.

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FEAR FUCKING CONDOM I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAN AND THIS SITE YOU MADE AHHHHHHHH I REMMEMBER THOSE DAYS <br /><br /><br />http://databong.ytmnd.com/<br /><br /><br />also I was visiting my parents at their house and went though a drawer and found a condom and confronted her on it, saying how she's too old to have sex

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i just had a flash back to sponge bob and they made a batman on sponge bob but he was mermaid man and barnacle boy and they were in a retirement home and he was really old lol i cant believe i remember all that..

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I'm an old man now and I literally can't watch this

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i actually don't give a fuck what you say about me. I'm a big man. I can take it.<br /><br />You obviously don't give a fuck about anything either except self entertainment at the expense of others<br /><br />where I do have an objection to is harassing people much younger than us - just imagine if you were 19 years old and some creep on the subway kept following you around and made nasty, vulgar jokes about you, unprovoked?

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stupid fucking son of a bitch. hey look its a12 year old homo on your piocture, a picture of a kike, and you threw moon man in the middle. anything to lie. farkle let this shit go, he said this was ok. screw him. i asked him to delete me because of you so youll leave me alone. its becuase of me being there, yoru fbi agent ass wont shutup. BTW NICE NIGGER MUSIC>

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Everyone who doesn't like me is a loser, says the 50 - year - old man who acts like an asshole to everyone on a dying humor website

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He is an incredibly old man

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Your burger powers are weak, old man!

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yell at the dog now old man