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Enough evangelizing. Or I will bring about my argument against Omni gods... A timeless, omnipresent god doesn't fit well with the space-time continuum...

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Another interesting point: If God DOSEN'T exist and DIDN'T make the universe, then what did? "things floating in space?" ... No... In Order for these things to exist, they would have to be created in the first place. By assuming that they were already there to form the universe, you autimatically assume that somthing happened to make those things in the first place. And you should never make assumptions... cause you make an *** out of yourself... and umptions.

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Another interesting point: If God DOSEN'T exist and DIDN'T make the universe, then what did? "things floating in space?" ... No... In Order for these things to exist, they would have to be created in the first place. By assuming that they were already there to form the universe, you autimatically assume that somthing happened to make those things in the first place. And you should never make assumptions... cause you make an *** out of yourself... and umptions.

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What do I personally believe? I believe we'll never know the answer to the questions, at least not while we're in bodies here on Earth. Is God a person-type, that walks around and says, "I'm gonna make this today", or "Let's watch this", or "Let's punish this for this reason"? Maybe yes, maybe no. I don't know. I do feel though, that at the very least, there is a creative force somewhere in space and time..Wrether it has a personality or not, who knows.. It may just be a simple "spawning machine" so to

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Since space and time are part of the same construct (space-time continuum), in the beginning when God created space (the heavens), he also created time. God has no cause or creator because time didn't exist before creation.

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yo guys god is a sentient being up in the clouds of space lol

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"You still fail. You start well, but it doesnt hold up. You conclude that, because the universe is here, something caused it, and so, god did it. I conclude that, the universe is here, something created it, so the big bang created it. Same logic, isnt it?" Yes more or less, I only had enough space in the YTMND to show that God exists- without going really indepth into WHICH God exists and what exactly His properties are. So yes, the goal of this YTMND was ONLY to prove that a God exists.

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it faulted with the 2nd theory of thermodynamics and god existing out side the realm of space, time and thought, meaning he can exist outside causality. But decent none the less, and it gets a 5, because of the people bitching about christianity, when theyll 5 the nth thing about brian peppers or steve irwin

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oh my god, that is great. the blank space and poland clinch it for me. thats so great

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Billy West did both Stimpy AAAAND Ren :) he was also Doug, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud in Space Jam too...in other words, Billy West is god in voiceacting

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Sorry I didn't watch the hwole thing cuz the first part was a failure on your part. All matter is technically a light source. Energy is giving off in three forms: heat, light, and sound. The friction of the moon and space debris gives off a minute amount of light. Just because the light may not be visible to the human eye does not mean it doesn't exist. If you are gonna insult religions do it right. I've been doing for 10 years and God has favored me in every debate. (just kidding, I'm atheist).

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"god is a dj in space hi8s name is XEUS" lol, do you mean Zeus?

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"god is a dj in space hi8s name is XEUS" actually, it's more like XENU

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god is a dj in space hi8s name is XEUS

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The same way Office Space made me feel. "God I wish I could do this at work."

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Office Space is godly.

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God damn space ghost is the sh*t

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Well if you look at the Bible, god has commanded his followers to commit genocide upon occasion. Then there's the long list of things done in God's name. Of course that still doesn't remove the fact that you all believe some magical invisible massless omnipresent omnipotent space alien tells you to do things... I'm sorry, but.. that's... just.. not.. right. Granted most of the time the voice tells you to do good things, but othertimes it tells you to do things like picket funerals or kill people.

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OH my god! This is one the best Office Space YTMNDs ever.

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you blended office space and ytmnd together... you, sir, are a god

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"if God is God, then He has the attributes of God, unlike anything in the universe which means that God is eternal and outside the dimensions of time, and space." What? The god knows where it is because it knows where it isn't....

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You obviously missed my point, if God is God, then He has the attributes of God, unlike anything in the universe which means that God is eternal and outside the dimensions of time, and space. Since God is not bound by any specific dimension we can say that the physical science of this universe is not bound to Him...

Our Xenu, is an awesome god he rains, from somewhere out in space

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"The thing's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it's full of stars!" -David Bowman, 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

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holy god, i spaced off the first time and only saw the cats face at the end, and was about to 2 it, then i saw the whole thing again.....

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Advertising distracts the true and holy children of God from contacting our benevolent space brothers so we can get the f*ck off this planet and explore space together in peace forever.

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god damn you space dolphin, you don't see the true meaning.. it is much deeper... or is it?

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f*ck YOU! God I hate you. What the f*ck is wrong with you? Seriously, you're a f*cking waste of space. Who in God's name conceived you, you ignorant little sh*t?

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"God, my new sidekick f*cking sucks. She spaced out while fighting Doc Ock and almost got me killed."

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UnbeLIEVEable - how can you SIT there and TYPE "no concrete evidence", using your opposable thumbs to hit the space bar ? Astounding. So fossils are just God messing with our minds ?