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well, no, not necessarily a PORN site.<br />EROTIC doesn't have to mean explicitly showing sexual penetration.<br /><br />Just imagine that this beautiful woman invited you on a camping trip with a group of friends, but everyone crapped out and cancelled.<br />so, you go with her by yourself and in the tent at night she tells you that it's her birthday and she didn't think anyone needed to know because at her age, birthdays aren't really a big deal anymore.<br />then she tells you she hasn't had sex in almost a year.<br />just think about stuff like that and bring that to the table when you make your site.<br /><br />what's in it for you?<br />the sexual satisfaction you'll get out of brainstorming / making the site, first in your boxers and eventually in no boxers.

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By 8:40 PM, Panera Bread is really winding down, and the whole gang really starts to let loose! Justin was mopping the floor, when Becky came by and dumped more soap in his mop bucket.<br />"You might need this," said Becky. "This place really needs a [i][b][u]clean-up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I couldn't believe it! Becky!<br />Justin didn't know [i][b]what[/i][/b] to say!! Until he said to Becky, "Ha ha! [i][b][u]Becky!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Just then, Alex walked out from the back and into the cash register area.<br />"What's going on here, guys?" Alex said angrily. Alex is the grumpy boss.<br />"[i][b][u]Nothing!!![/i][/b][/u]" Replied Justin and Becky at the same time. Justin! Becky!<br />Alex is a grad student, and a mean graduate student at that! He's always making really quick trips to the bathroom, and when he comes back out he is even angrier than when he went in. It's amazing!<br />"Becky!" said Alex, "Why don't you do [i][u]a better job at work?[/i][/u]" asked Alex?<br />Becky thought for a moment before replying, and I could tell this was going to be a smart one.<br />"Because I would do a better job, Alex, but [i][b][u]there's just not enough soap to clean this place up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Justin, Becky, and I [i][u]roared[/i][/u] with laughter! Even Alex smiled a little bit!<br />"[i][b][u]BECKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]" Explained Alex, "If you do not shape up, you are [i][b][u]OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I was so scared! I had no idea what was going to happen next! How much pubic hair did Becky have in her pants, and was Justin circumcised?<br />Sorry, you'll have to wait to find out, Diary!

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Gaff: Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner. (2) [Hung: "Ah, don't shit me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!"]<br />Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner.<br />Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.<br />Gaff: Captain Bryant to ka, me ni omae yo. [Japanese: "It's Captain Bryant wants to see you, y' know!"]<br />Deckard: Bryant, huh?<br />Sushi Master: Hai!<br />[Deckard and Gaff take off vertically in spinner to see Bryant.]<br />Spinner: ...This is yellow three. Climb and maintain 4000 ... when approaching pad six ...caution...<br />Deckard: The charmer's name was Gaff. I'd seen him around. Bryant must have upped him to the Blade Runner unit. That gibberish he talked was city-speak, guttertalk, a mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you. I didn't really need a translator. I knew the lingo, every good cop did. But I wasn't going to make it easier for him.<br />Spinner: ...now on glide path, on course, over the landing threshold.<br />[Police Station, Bryant's office]<br />Bryant: Hi ya Deck.<br />Deckard: Bryant.<br />Bryant: You wouldn't have come if I'd just asked you to. Sit down pal. C'mon don't be an asshole Deckard. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.<br />Deckard: Skin jobs, that's what Bryants called replicants. In history books he is the kind of cop used to call black men niggers.<br />Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off world -- killed the crew and passengers. They found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago so we know they're around.<br />Deckard: Embarrassing.<br />Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, 'cause no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're going to spot them, and you're going to air them out.<br />Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden, he's good.<br />Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay as long as nobody unplugs him. He's not good enough, not good as you. I need you, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic.<br />Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.<br />Bryant: Stop right where you are. You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.<br />Deckard: No choice, huh?<br />Bryant: No choice pal.<br />[Video room]<br />video:<br />Leon: I already had

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Cute song! This song did wear me out on the feud with Slim Anus, er, Eminem, though. Plus, why would you diss someone's mom when that someone hates his own mom? BTW, I DON'T like Eminem. He's actually incredibly talented, but he's so hateful I can't listen to him. I do like his song Stan with Dido, though. He does a GREAT job making a point about how the music we listen to is FANTASY, not reality. Of course, I do realize there are songs based on real life events such as Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (thanks again for posting that!), Don McLean's "American Pie" and Immortal Technique's "Bin Laden."

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This isn't just a gif. There are two animated images here, and music. You see, I believe that sometimes a user can "curate" appropriated images that they [i]didn't even make[/i] and put them together with sound to make an aesthetic statement. I vote positively when I like the combination. I vote negatively when I don't. Most of the time I don't. The majority of my votes are 1, but I'm sure at least 50% of that is moon man / santabot dreck, of course. <br /><br />There are quite a few people who fived this site, but you seem to be on this kick where you critique only my votes and then refer to me as a 20 something faggot - is this your style of passive-aggressive flirting with people? Now that greenscreen's gone am I your new target of affection? Whatever. See you at my next critical misjudgement - I'm going to five star Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain." You can downvote me and call me a 20 something faggot for upvoting something clearly re-posted from a bathroom.

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[i]omg that hurt soooooo bad total burn gonna go make a fanboy site now about how much i luv capcom[/i]<br /><br />get the fuck out you insecure piece of trash, i don't give 2 shits about whatever videogayme company you're rambling about. oh and this site sucks massive dinosaur dick but you already knew that<br /><br />sorry didn't mean to disrupt you while you were masturbating with your wii remote, why don't you go and find a real man? i hear there's a great bunch down at the 40/40, it's 2 dollar beer night

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http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/nyregion/20050812_WTC_GRAPHIC<br />/Ryan_William.txt <br /><br />"Firehouse: Did that chief give an assignment to go to building 7? <br /><br />Boyle: He gave out an assignment. I didn’t know exactly what it was, but he told the chief that we were heading down to the site. <br /><br />Firehouse: How many companies? <br /><br />Boyle: There were four engines and at least three trucks. So we’re heading east on Vesey, we couldn’t see much past Broadway. We couldn’t see Church Street. We couldn’t see what was down there. It was really smoky and dusty." <br /><br />"A little north of Vesey I said, we’ll go down, let’s see what’s going on. A couple of the other officers and I were going to see what was going on. We were told to go to Greenwich and Vesey and see what’s going on. So we go there and on the north and east side of 7 it didn’t look like there was any damage at all, but then you looked on the south side of 7 there had to be a hole 20 stories tall in the building, with fire on several floors. Debris was falling down on the building and it didn’t look good. <br /><br />But they had a hoseline operating. Like I said, it was hitting the sidewalk across the street, but eventually they pulled back too. Then we received an order from Fellini, we’re going to make a move on 7. That was the first time really my stomach tightened up because the building didn’t look good. I was figuring probably the standpipe systems were shot. There was no hydrant pressure. I wasn’t really keen on the idea. Then this other officer I’m standing next to said, that building doesn’t look straight. So I’m standing there. I’m looking at the building. It didn’t look right, but, well, we’ll go in, we’ll see. <br /><br />So we gathered up rollups and most of us had masks at that time. We headed toward 7. And just around we were about a hundred yards away and Butch Brandies came running up. He said forget it, nobody’s going into 7, there’s creaking, there are noises coming out of there, so we just stopped. And probably about 10 minutes after that, Visconti, he was on West Street, and I guess he had another report of further damage either in some basements and things like that, so Visconti said nobody goes into 7, so that was the final thing and that was abandoned. <br />

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Hayden: Yeah. There was enough there and we were marking off. There were a lot of damaged apparatus there that were covered. We tried to get searches in those areas. By now, this is going on into the afternoon, and we were concerned about additional collapse, not only of the Marriott, because there was a good portion of the Marriott still standing, but also we were pretty sure that 7 World Trade Center would collapse. Early on, we saw a bulge in the southwest corner between floors 10 and 13, and we had put a transit on that and we were pretty sure she was going to collapse. You actually could see there was a visible bulge, it ran up about three floors. It came down about 5 o’clock in the afternoon, but by about 2 o’clock in the afternoon we realized this thing was going to collapse. <br /><br />Firehouse: Was there heavy fire in there right away?<br /><br />Hayden: No, not right away, and that’s probably why it stood for so long because it took a while for that fire to develop. It was a heavy body of fire in there and then we didn’t make any attempt to fight it. That was just one of those wars we were just going to lose. We were concerned about the collapse of a 47-story building there. We were worried about additional collapse there of what was remaining standing of the towers and the Marriott, so we started pulling the people back after a couple of hours of surface removal and searches along the surface of the debris. We started to pull guys back because we were concerned for their safety. <br /><br />Firehouse: Chief Nigro said they made a collapse zone and wanted everybody away from number 7— did you have to get all of those people out?<br /><br />Hayden: Yeah, we had to pull everybody back. It was very difficult. We had to be very forceful in getting the guys out. They didn’t want to come out. There were guys going into areas that I wasn’t even really comfortable with, because of the possibility of secondary collapses. We didn’t know how stable any of this area was. We pulled everybody back probably by 3 or 3:30 in the afternoon. We said, this building is going to come down, get back. It came down about 5 o’clock or so, but we had everybody backed away by then. At that point in time, it seemed like a somewhat smaller event, but under any normal circumstances, that’s a major event, a 47-story building collapsing. It seemed like a firecracker after the other ones came do

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[b]INDIVIDUALISTIC COMMENT WHY I LIKED THIS SITE AND WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE THAT YOU NOTE ON YOUR NEXT SITE YOU WILL MAKE.[/b]

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Hey remember all that back and forth with umfuld about how you killed ytmnd? Well, shit like this certainly didn't help make it better.

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well I think you answered my question. and if you think me and a few others 5'ing a few birthday sites every now and then is killing the site, then go ahead and think that. this place became entirely deserted when it was nothing but moon man, party mouse, and pichu crap, with a few of "our" sites thrown in between. as of late, I've only been making 1 or 2 sites per month. compare that to the lizard's daily 9/11 sites and the krab sites posted by lurg and friends. I've even gone weeks without visiting the site in the past year. that's several weeks of up and coming sites that I played no part in vote-wise, whether those sites belonged to zaalnog, famery-gai, primaton, pilleater, whoever. when I do log on, I'm typically looking at the sites on the up and coming. as long as they aren't the "fads" that I mentioned above, they typically get a good rating from me. in fact, here's a screenshot of my current votes on up and coming sites: http://i.imgur.com/EqY97pb.png<br /><br />If I like the site, I 5'd it. if I don't care for it, but can tell that it's good, I let others vote on it. I was going to 1 that CrimeWave site because I didn't like it, but I left it alone. I don't know who CrimeWave is...he's definitely not part of the "jerky crew" as you called it, yet he currently has the best site of the week. I'm not planning on trying to change that. I'm not 100% sure who GIFDawkins is, yet I've 5'd a few of his sites because they've been good/funny (heck, there's a good chance I may be talking to him right now). You don't see 5's on those two Kacen sites or that lax site, yet they've got green "friend" names. I viewed them, but they didn't get a vote from me. I'm not a pilleater or woman fan, yet you don't see a 1 on their sites. I always enjoy the birthday sites so yeah, I 5'd them. I like fourest's and Famery-Gai's sites most of the time and these happened to be ones that I liked.

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we know, but this is ytmnd. sa place where we don't need to be correct every fucking minute of the world, and where we dont even need to capitolize our spelling or even add apostrophies to all the right words. listen, jerk, i come here to relax and read jokes and apparently you come here to dick off and fuck around. well, i don't sir or madamee. how are you going to 1 a site ytmnd like this and then sit there and make a comment about what is proper? guess what? the image itself is not "standard quality." does that grind your piss and make your brain boil? why didn't you comment on that?

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I mean, don't get me wrong - you've made some good sites. The batman one with the tiger or lion or whatever the fuck it was is probably the best, but your recent output and a lot of your older output I find to be uninteresting and uninspired, with "DeNiro wanted a son" probably being the most overrated of your sites. In fact, "I didn't order that" which I believe is your second highest rated is far better and probably should be your top rated, though most of your better sites were made not on this account but that one where you made a bunch of batman sites.<br /><br />The rest is largely hit an miss, similar to fourest, who is an overrated user and therefore is usually given a more generous vote despite whether or not the site is good. My sites also seem to be extremely polarizing, but hey, we can't all be Famery-Gai. <br /><br />I've said before and I'll say again, you should make more batman sites like you did on that one account. <br /><br />Also, don't bother to say "didn't read", you've said it enough times.

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ok so you decided to mock someone by posting a picture of some unfortunate guy with down syndrome doing something random. and you even chose the severely unoriginal song that says "down" a bunch of times. a song that has been posted here countless times/was never funny/captures the lamest essence of ytmnd; lets make fun of pop culture by posting an asset someone else edited while adding our own random asset.<br /><br />and it really is a very poor, uncreative comparison. you not only went with the lamest thought process (comparing some idiot to some actual retard) you also went with the lamest execution (as stated above).<br /><br />[b]identifies site as something special, commemorates nonsensical milestone = cry for attention[/b]<br /><br />when you were attempting to think in a funny way and then do something funny, why didn't you focus on the content of the private message? why didn't you think of ways to apply the user woman's exaggerated and misguided Christian values to funny and relevant image/sound assets? you could have at least gone the normal ytmnd "First Thought Wrong" route and somehow used an image of a celebrity humiliating themselves, or even used a clip from a movie or tv show where someone fucks up.<br /><br />but no. you chose this. to you, this was something special. i like what this Umfuld user had to say. no real sense in drawing much from his comment post, other than [b]pwn[/b].

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If someone else made this, like, say, someone who DIDN'T make moon man sites, you wouldn't bother 1 starring it.

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I've explained this dozens of times over the years but, here goes, once again for the stupid and the uninitiated: 1. YTMND didn't start out as the anus of the internet. There certainly was a plethora of morons here from early on, hundreds of little kids as well as idiot Btards/racists/socially inept fuckers who acted like little kids, but there were also hundreds o extremely savvy, creative, funny users--some young, like mattdh12, some older like typogra, inkdrinker, nutnics, Necromonicon, ryanmontana, MasterSitsu, dascoot, etc. For about three years, I was content to play by the rules and just make sites on the gr33nscr33n account and a few others that never voted. Like any forum user, I bickered with idiots when appropriate, voted honestly and openly (which ALWAYS resulted in revenge downvoting by the idiots), and interacted with the slowly dwindling few who seemed to get what made this site different from 4chan, Newgrounds, and the hundreds of other forums in which one can simply repost stupid shit stolen from somewhere else. Then I watched the place change increasingly for the worst. We all know the story and blame rests pretty much on everyone, starting with max's refusal to act like he cared about the site as much as the primary users did and more or less ending with the flood of trolls who can't get attention anywhere else. <br /> <br />So to answer your question, I stayed active here because I shifted what I got out of the place. Despite your inability to imagine that I am an entirely stable, happy, successful individual IRL, I get near constant "comparable interests" and peer input when I'm logged out of here. All day long, from my wife who went to MIT to my friends who write books, make movies, produce art that, if you were smarter, you might have read or seen to my colleagues and coworkers who literally teach the kinds of classes (maybe even THE classes) you were so proud of yourself for merely taking [...]

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wouldn't be cool if nisa music guy was still using this site, or half these weenies, got admit not seen santabot on that much, where is gr333nscr33n or the moonman? I haven't seen many moonman sites lately even moonkrew forum is bit quite, I was invited to the moon crew and then banned from the moon crew for being too controversial for their image, while most are hating and bashing people I am rallying the forces and picking up the pieces in support of making these people crazier, maybe this is like my little pony where gr333nscr33n is like discord where the guy has been pure hate cause honestly didn't believe, where I could be that fluttershy and makes him realize we all hate those creeps and it is all bit more homies than might suspect if anything united in such hate and he just may never realized it, do you really wants things to be normal on this site, or deep down are just dreaming of how everything was once lot crazier and was world of pichu the pokemons to the point was entire groups of people so unglued it made the rain fall with a meaning, maybe I am sort of becoming gr33nscr33n in sense that I came here to make art then hearing you all suddenly my art becomes I just hate you which can be it's own artistic expression, I want to see more nisa and moonman, I want to see disharmony and the ironic truth of how bit of discord makes everything better, I want to be wrong knowing I embraced what was right, it is all better in cubist abstractions.... another post another mistake, it is artful to make such mistakes http://youtu.be/u_HH_jher3c

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I didn't like this site. That, by definition, makes you a terrible person.

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PAY DAY AEEEEEEE thank you for telling it like it is<br />trust me you're not the only one who feels like Suzanne brought a new wave a devastation to the quality of ytmnd. I have given up on trying to straighten this piece of shit user up. It's not even worth the physical effort moving the mouse to minus his comment(s) and 1 his sites. <br /><br /><br />as much as moon man had a negative effect on ytmnd, it didn't come close to how awful Suzanne has made this place. <br /><br /><br />I want to tell you that I'm sorry for my part in any way i've shat up this site when i joined the likes of SantabotAI. <br /><br /><br />You know who I am and so do a lot of people here. I miss the old days when me and you were cool. Like when i asked you to make a tour of your house and you did it. I hope you don't get offended when i make stupid jokes about you like how you wanna stick your dick in the edmund fitzgerald and shit.

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Also, Umfuld, why are you always here? I've gotten sick of this place tons of times, and left. Hell, I didn't make a single YTMND in 2014, hell, I'm not even sure if I logged in. But EVERY TIME I come back, you are always still here bitching about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING....why the fuck are you still here all the time if you hate everything so much?

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Problems with Starship Troopers the movie:<br />1. IRL wars since WWI do not have infantry as frontline forces. Since then, the trend has been increasingly artillery shots, then aircraft, then tanks, then lighter vehicles (like APCs, Infantry Fighting Vehicles and helicopters, THEN infantry mops up what is left). So, why, in the future, which would logically have even less risky situations for infantry would they actually increase their role, let alone make them frontline?<br /><br />2. Why would said infantry not have weapons that could NOT eliminate the enemy in about one shot? What is strange that even the Doogie Howser actor points out that the bugs need a million shots, unless you hit them in a special place. In the heat of war, hoping to hit a very tiny place is extremely unlikely. Especially when they are ridiculously outnumbered.<br /><br />3. What the hell is wrong with the sergeant who threw a knife at the hand of a private? This is supposed to be a protagonist? What I thought was crazier was his justification on practicing knife throws:<br /><br />"[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall] <br />Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic! "<br /><br />This scene made no sense whatsoever. The alien bugs used neither knives nor nukes. This scene might as well been about practicing scuba diving warfare. Even if the bugs used knives, guns are way more powerful. And if the knives were for the humans, even standard assault rifles needed 100 shots to take down a bug. A knife would be a joke. If this scene was to highlight what a tough nut the sarge was, that would still not be a good enough excuse. Full Metal Jacket and other military movies displaying aggressive drill sergeants have them doing things which actually make sense.<br /><br />4. Why didn't the forces of Earth just nuke the damn aliens?

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I said I'd not vote on yours period. That may change, my Shake it up site didn't deserve your 1 star. 2 stars maybe if you really didn't care for it but a 1? I'm wounded :'-( I'd even give this a 3 star. Maybe you want me to make another site about you.

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good point about how fast the text goes. i've only done flashing gif nonsense before where i like the text to come so fast that if you blink you miss it, but i didn't think that kind of tempo would feel right for an "unfunny truth" ytmnd. but yeah normally i wouldn't make text this slow

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sometimes there's a site that makes you say "oh that was so obvious. why didn't I make that site years ago?" this isn't one of those.

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Okay, listen. Like BootyEater420 said, flaming and shit is the status quo here. Unlike practically every other site on the internet, there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever when it comes to comments. You can say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it. And guess what? I didn't flame you just because you like the show, I flamed you because YOU FLAMED ME! Hell, you're still flaming me in the description of this very site. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.<br /><br />And speaking of no moderation, that also means you can make any sites you want. But it doesn't make them immune from criticism. No one is stopping you from making Pedotown sites, but no one is stopping me and others from downvoting and insulting them, and making anti-Pedotown sites. In fact, this entire conflict between us started when you showed up to downvote and comment on my site, which I made as a response to another user's Pedotown site. You're framing it like you were completely innocent and I just went out of my way to flame you for the subject material of your sites, which isn't the case at all.<br /><br />So get over yourself and stop trying to play the victim.

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12 years later, you're right<br /><br />i got reminded of this because of keanu reeves in the sonic 3 movie and come to find out he didn't even make the image lmao<br /><br />i favorited this when i was like 15